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Beautiful Destroyer Sailor Moon is a Sailor Moon Deconstruction Fic written by The Sage of Toads. It is a parallel fanfic to The Sage of Toads' Ranma ½ fic, The Key To A Successful Interview Is A Good First Impression! and The Merry Killers, focusing on the events in Juuban as Usagi Tsukino and her friends fight evil by moonlight, only in a more awesome manner that results in property damage.

The Hotter and Sexier "Director's Cut" version can be found on Questionable Questing under the title Beautiful Destroyer Sailor Moon: No Safe Fucking Word!


This fanfic contains examples of:

  • Adaptational Badass: Basically everyone. The Senshi are now mid to high level superhumans that can throw around trains and remain unharmed from being dipped in molten concrete for over a minute. Mamoru can fly, and has a sword cane, and his friends are apparently spies with military training. And Naru gets to keep the disguise pen which gives her borderline Cutey Honey level transformations, topping off with turning a fighter jet into a mecha. Shingo Tsukino is Mamoru's apprentice as Moonlight Knight, and wields a cane gun.
  • Affably Evil: Queen Beryl. The first time we see her, she's messing with a tablet PC dressed like it's Casual Friday at the office, talking about running the Dark Kingdom like it's a business conglomerate. She's not even very disagreeable about how Jadeite's operation in Japan has been royally screwed over so much. Immediately after her meeting with Jadeite she remembers she hasn't had sex in forever, then decides to go out for the night and get laid after prodding her Youma court for a bit of encouragement.
  • All There in the Manual: Sage of Toads wrote on Questionable Questing a timeline that deals with the backstory of the entire continuity including terms that are only mentioned in passing such as the Heroic Age and the Malice Spike.
  • All Women Are Lustful: As part of the Hotter and Sexier vibe of the fic, the women are incredibly pervy. For example, Usagi is a Lovable Sex Maniac and has had sexual relations with Naru and her fellow Sailor Senshi.
  • Always Someone Better: Usagi is an excellent martial artist, but even she's heavily outclassed by Makoto.
  • Amazon Chaser:
    • Usagi admits a desire to do naughty things to Akane Natsuki, after hearing her reputation. She's also highly attracted to Amazonian Beauty Makoto.
    • Part of the reason Naru is attracted to Usagi is her insane physical abilities.
  • And Knowing Is Half the Battle: Starting from Chapter 2, the fic does it take on the Sailor Moon Says segments from the original DiC dub, often tied into the events of the episode. Lessons range from Ami's "No talking in exams" to Jadeite's Youma's "Be a Benevolent Boss". Since Chapter 12, Queen Beryl and the Dark Generals have taken over with Queen Beryl Says segments.
  • Anti-Villain: Jadeite, who cares about his youma, does the work of dead youma instead of demanding extra work from the living ones, never steals enough life energy to do permanent damage to his victims, and is willing to defect to avoid losing any more youma. This fits especially well in comparison to Zoisite who doesn't even know his youma's names and collects energy by killing people.
  • Appropriated Appellation: Makoto's crime fighter persona was soon named Mifune by her fans, after the actor known for playing a ronin.
  • Bad Boss: Zoisite, who can't be bothered to remember his youma's names, and casually sacrifices them whenever he feels like it.
  • Badass Teacher: Haruna. She put three students in the hospital to get Ami in her class. She also shattered the leg of a co-worker with a crowbar to get Makoto into her class. She's described as an alcohol-fueled berserker.
  • Beauty Is Never Tarnished: Subverted in the original version. Unlike most anime, Usagi has a gap where Beryl punched her tooth out. (Lower second right molar to be exact). Whether or not she fixed it with a crown is never stated.
  • Belligerent Sexual Tension: Like in most Sailor Moon works, Usagi's and Mamoru's relationship starts off rocky. Usagi is basically sent into shock when she learns Ami and Rei had a threesome with him.
  • Berserk Button:
    • Makoto beats down on Usagi after Usagi calls her "Miss Tokyo Tower." Also, although Usagi is a Heroic Comedic Sociopath, do not insult her friends.
    • Rei won't tolerate someone harming or insulting her crows. The crows are very much aware of that.
  • Bestiality Is Depraved: Derella, having taken the form of Mikan Shiratori, records a video of herself giving oral sex to a dog. However, this ends up costing her as Usagi is savvy enough to know O.O.C. Is Serious Business and that for such an extreme change of attitude something has to be up.
  • Big Eater: Surprisingly Ami. And she manages to do so in a neat and tidy manner.
  • Black Comedy Rape: Zoisite does this to Jeidite in chapter 7.
  • Bloody Hilarious: Usagi's beatdowns of other students before her power up are horribly enthusiastic. She's described to having blood up her entire right leg after stomping a pervert.
  • Bound and Gagged: Usagi is tied up with duct tape by Haruna, who feared she'd corrupt Ami.
  • Brand Name Takeover: Discussed by some hooligans tormenting Luna.
  • Breaking the Fourth Wall: Usagi does this at the end of chapter 6 to explain how she figured out Ami was a Senshi. It's even followed up by the sound of breaking glass, which ends up being Ikuko breaking a casserole dish.
    • An earlier example is when Usagi and Naru meet a female classmate in chapter 5, where the author is unable to settle on a name until a paragraph later. She starts off as [REDACTED] and eventually ends up as [F-it, her name's Jun].
  • Brick Joke: Usagi's parents talk about being in a swinger's party as where Shingo was conceived. They then appear in Chapter 10 as being among the horny passengers.
  • Bully Hunter: Part of the reason Usagi gets into as many fights as she does is that she beats up those who bully her friends. Such as attacking guys who made fun of Naru's hair and chocking a bitch that made fun of Jun's weight.
  • The Casanova:
    • Usagi is a Rare Female Example. She manages to seduce Naru and Ami pretty quickly. She later does this to Rui as well.
    • She is noted to take after both her parents, who are very sexually active themselves. On a sex cruise, they have a threesome with Haruna and convinced a bunch of other passengers to join for an orgy.
  • Charles Atlas Superpower: Even without her powers, Usagi is very strong. She can deadlift 200 kilo weights and punch through a sand bag.
  • Chekhov's Gun: In the first chapter, Umino Gurio states that there has been a rise of successful organized crime operations being run by women, barely interrupted just before he gives a notorious Russian example. This is a subtle foreshadowing of Black Lagoon's Balalaika and her presence in the plot, starting in Chapter 7.
  • Composite Character: Yuuichirou Kumada is actually a disguise of Jadeite's. The Questionable Questing Director's Cut retcons into Jedite merely using Yuuchirou's identity while he was out of town.
  • Canon Welding: Well, Victim of the Week Mikan Shiratori was made the sister of Ranma 1/2's Azusa Shiratori. Considering even their Kanji for their family name is the same...
  • Clothing Damage: Jupiter suffers this via Jumeau in Chapter 15.
  • Competition Freak: Anyone under Nephrite's influence becomes very competitive and aggressive.
    A victim of Nephrite usually undergoes a noticeable personality shift because of the influence of the youma, becoming aggressive and cruel while in pursuit of their craft. The more aggressive they are, the closer they are to the peak.
  • Continuity Nod: In Chapter 2, the radio show "The Depths of Strange" reports Akane and Ranma's victory over the Golden Pair in chapter 10 of "Interview". Also, Usagi is nicknamed "Minato's Akane Tendo" due to her nature (Minato being the name of the ward of Tokyo in which Juuban district lies).
  • Covert Pervert: Usagi says this is the true nature of Japanese society.
    • This version of Jadeite's Midnight Zero radio show how right Usagi is in Chapter 2.5. Usagi's teacher has fantasies of her male students using her body anyway they want. An office lady dreams of being taken by tentacles.
  • Crazy Crow Miko: Well, she doesn't seem to hoard crows, as the crows actually flocked to her. Nevertheless, having at least a hundred crows at your beck and call isn't exactly seen as normal.
  • Curb-Stomp Battle: Usagi gets utterly stomped after taunting Makoto in their first meeting, right into falling over while spouting German. Even when she gets more experience in fighting, Makoto knocks her into a concussion.
    • Any of the Senshi can take on normal thugs without effort, to the point their reputation alone makes criminals give up.
  • Dark and Troubled Past: This is implied with the Tsukino family. Making them, with few exceptions to those who know the whole truth, pariahs.
  • Death by Adaptation: It seems like Jadeite died earlier than his 'death' in the anime, until it is realized that Mars' first appearance in the manga resulted in his death. Then in Chapter 9 it turns out he was saved at the last second by Nephrite via teleportation.
  • Death by Origin Story: Makoto's parents. In this fic, it is revealed they got caught in crossfire of a man Driven to Suicide after his debts to the Yakuza were unbearable. Thus began her war on the Yakuza.
  • Deconstruction Fic: What happens when you set superpowered teenagers with magical weapons against durable, supernatural monsters that can put themselves back together through eating life-force? Massive amounts of destruction, government backlash, and ever more extreme fights to take down the stronger youma.
  • Deconstructive Parody: ...while also lampshading and parodying the tropes common to the source material, for the most part not taking itself seriously.
  • Delinquent: Even as a kid, Usagi had a history of getting into fights and was pretty feared in elementary school.
  • Defiled Forever: After being kissed by Usagi, Rei believes she is ruined for marriage forever.
  • Depraved Bisexual: Zoisite, a Combat Sadomasochist who frequently makes creepy passes at literally everyone, from allies to enemies, extorted (rather brutal) sex out of Jadeite at least once, and was kept in the dark about the busloads of abducted, unconscious young women for obvious reasons.
  • Desperately Looking for a Purpose in Life: Usagi and Naru's discussion in the first chapter, as they try to find an explanation why Usagi acts out so much.
  • Destructive Savior: Sailor Moon's first appearance wrecks the OSA-P Jewelry store.
    • And when she stops Jadeite's Midnight Zero plan, the entire radio station is destroyed. Though, she DID try to learn her limits to prevent this.
    • When she ruins Jadeite's gym plot, she tosses an I-beam into the gym, wrecking it to kingdom come! This is becoming a common theme.
    • Continued in chapter 7:
      Mercury: You threw a fucking train.
      Moon: I wanted to be thorough.
    • And again in Chapter 11; an airport's runway is damaged along with several buildings and Tokyo Tower gets completely destroyed in what becomes known as the "Battle of Haneda Airport". This is the last straw as far as the cops are concerned, and now the Senshi are wanted for causing property damage.
    • Minako is implied to be one: Artemis described her style as 'messy'.
  • Didn't See That Coming: Beryl acknowledges that they were expecting the Senshi to appear in other parts of the world where there are Dark Kingdom operations. They couldn't plan for four of the Senshi to be reborn where only the weakest, not combat trained, youma operated.
    • Beryl had anticipated the chance of Iron Man and Black Widow busting one of Nephrite's youma in the UAE, but was completely caught by surprise when Sailor Moon joined the fray.
      "Are... are you fucking kidding me?!"
  • Dirty Kid: Motoki apparently used to be this, since Mamoru says he lost his virginity on his twelfth birthday.
  • Do Wrong, Right: Haruna has repeatedly told Usagi that if she's gonna get into fights, that she should do so behind the equipment shed where no one will see them.
  • Early-Bird Cameo: Makoto appears early in Chapter 2 as a new student in Usagi's karate class; Usagi bites off more than she can chew baiting her, and gets rocked hard. Makoto doesn't awaken as Jupiter until Chapter 8.
    • Rei appears at the end of Chapter 6, undoing the enchantment on the Crystal Seminar victims.
    • Sailor Pluto briefly appears in Chapter 7, destroying a youma robot to stop its pilot from screwing with Time.
    • In Chapter 5, a short haired woman watches the report on Sailor Moon. In chapter 11, it is revealed she has a roommate with green wavy hair who also plays the violin. Most likely the unnamed duo is Haruka and Michiru.
    • Chapter 15 has Hotaru appear in The Stinger.
  • Emotionally Tongue-Tied: When first seeing him, Rei is so enamored with Mamoru she can barely think straight.
  • Even Evil Has Standards:
    • The Youma in chapter 7 teleports the innocent bystanders away, as not to anger the Senshi.
    • The youma involved in chapter 8 ensure that Zoicite is completely unaware of their women hostages.
  • Everybody Has Lots of Sex: Special mention goes to an episode that took place on a sex cruise.
  • Extreme Libido: Usagi has this. She quickly loses her virginity to Naru, she quickly seduces Ami and the other Sailor Senshi to be her harem. She also admits to want to have sex with all their enemies and can barely control herself the first time she saw Nephrite. She proudly admits to being a pervert.
  • Faking the Dead: The crows faked being killed by Jadeite in order to to have Rei awaken her powers through rage.
    • In chapter 10, Jadeite fakes being grievously injured by the senshi, and Murid fakes her own death - as well as the deaths of Thetis and Jadeite's remaining Youma - to trick the Dark Kingdom.
  • Fastball Special: Used by Sailor Jupiter in Chapter 11 to get Sailor Moon from Haneda Airport to Tokyo Tower.
  • A Father to His Men: Jadeite
  • Flash Step: Fittingly enough, Mercury seems to have this trick.
  • Flipping the Table: After getting in the mood to fight goons attacking the school, Haruna flipped her desk in rage.
  • Flung Clothing: How Usagi reveals herself in Chapters 3 and 5.
  • Fun with Acronyms: Beautiful Destroyer Sailor Moon. The reason this wasn't called a The Key To A Successful something or another.
    • The fanclub formed in Chapter 11 is called We Are Fanatical Fans Enthusiastically Needing Sailor Senshi. They even have armbands. This is of course, lampshaded, soon after regarding the unfortunate acronym.
  • Genius Ditz: Usagi is this, as she manages to put together a plan which reveals Jadeite's role in the Midnight Zero affair, and figures out the connection between those affected.
  • Gender Bender: Usagi uses the Disguise Pen to turn into a male rapper named G-Money USA in Chapter 3.
    • And again in several other chapters, when Naru uses the pen to become a boy to have sex with Usagi.
    • Naru does it again to convince Mamoru that Usagi already has a boyfriend.
  • Genre Savvy: Usagi.
  • Girl on Girl Is Hot: Mamoru was upset that Ami and Rei didn't kiss, until Rei explained she wanted her first kiss to be with a boy.
    • Umino gets a nosebleed and collapses when Usagi tells him that she and Naru have been having sex.
  • Good Old Fisticuffs: Usagi, and by extension, Sailor Moon's primary form of combat, despite taking classes at a third rate dojo.
    • Sailor Mercury makes up for her lack of an offensive attack by being able to hit her targets at very high speeds. Sailor Jupiter however is better at hand to hand than both.
  • Got Volunteered: After Rei turns Ami down, due to wanting her first kiss to be a boy, Ami recruits Mamoru to have sex with them.
  • Gratuitous Foreign Language:
    • Whenever Usagi hits her head she begins speaking in German. This may or may not be a reference to the Aryan joke in the first chapter.
    • Motoko claims she can speak fluent Greek while inebriated.
  • Heel–Face Door-Slam: Downplayed, While Nephrite does want to change his way, if only for his own selfish desires and to be with Mayumi, Moon is weary from the constant betrayals to his subordinates and tells him that if he really wants to make things right, he'll have to gain redemption the old fashion way, through prison.
  • Heroic Sacrifice: Naru seems to end up doing this in chapter 11, but she bailed out on her Valkyrie at the last second.
  • Heroic Comedic Sociopath: Usagi, if you catch her on a bad day. The rest of the time she's just Chaotic Good.
  • Hotter and Sexier: A newer director's cut was posted to Questionable Questing under the subtitle No Safe Fucking Word. Said fic basically turns the suggestive scenes explicit.
  • Humiliation Conga: What happens to Makoto on her last day as Mifune. She is betrayed by her friend Yukio, the latter forced to by Balalaika. She is then partially stripped of her clothes, and then forced to personally remove her undergarments. Her identity is exposed to Yukio, who befriended Makoto at school but didn't know Makoto and Mifune were the same. And then she gets blackmailed to stop her attacks or she will be exposed. Then she gets arrested for incident exposure after failing to find replacement clothes going home, causing her to be kicked out of an expensive school (although it meant she wouldn't be seeing Yukio again, no big loss), six months in juvie, probation until she is twenty, and a pervert for a probation officer.
  • Hypocritical Humor: Usagi calls Shingo the nerd of the family, even though she watches thirty-year-old tokusatsu.
  • I Fight for the Strongest Side!: Jadeite's remaining youma want to defect only because they don't want to be killed by the Sailor Senshi.
  • I Need a Freaking Drink: After dealing with Usagi's antics, Haruna usually takes a drink from her flask to cope.
  • I Need to Iron My Dog: In Chapter 10, Just about they were to enter a room for some privacy, both Mamoru and his would be lovers Ami and Rei find themselves in need of an excuse to be away from each other in order to participate in the battle. Mamoru finds one in asking if anyone had condoms. Ami quickly says no, and asks Mamoru to get some. Mamoru quickly dashes off while Ami and Rei enter their room to transforms. After the battle, Mamoru realizes he forgot the condoms, but it turns out Ami had some anyway.
  • Insane Proprietor: A commercial featuring one of these airs on the radio right after the Midnight Zero broadcast.
  • I Take Offence to That Last One: Mamoru's responses to Usagi's insults usually ends with him saying that he isn't bald.
  • Interrupted Intimacy: Ami accidentally walks in on Usagi and Naru making out in the nurses office.
  • Kidanova: Motoki apparently lost his virginity on his twelfth birthday.
  • Lame Pun Reaction: Luna claws Usagi for making a terrible "species" pun.
  • Large Ham Radio: "The Depths of Strange," a show on the same station as Midnight Zero, is this.
  • Loves My Alter Ego: Mamoru and Usagi get along much better in their super identities than in their civilian identities.
  • Man on Fire: In Chapter 8, Mars sets Jadeite on fire. It would have killed him if not for Nephrite saving him at the last moment.
  • Modern AU Fic: Sailor Moon was the product of the 90s, meaning some things were changed to reflect the almost twenty years of cultural and technological changes.
    • For one, the use of smartphones and Twitter. The iPhone plot below was actually an adaptation of a plot involving clocks. The Mercury Computer is also takes form of a smartphone.
    • The draining plot that officially introduced Sailor Mercury used floppy disks. Those disks have been replaced by USB flash drives.
  • Mood Whiplash: Chapter 9. Makoto's backstory is not funny one bit. But considering it involves Yukio Washimine and Balalaika, it cannot be played for laughs.
    Disclaimer: This chapter contains thirty percent less hilarity and a hundred percent more Black Lagoon.
  • Motor Mouth: Rei has her moments, mainly when she's flustered.
  • Mundane Utility: Makoto can use her electric powers to dry herself off.
  • My Girl Is a Slut: Kenji and Ikuko have a rather open marriage as seen during Chapter 11, there are implications that their may be evidence (read: bastard children) of their dalliances one of which may be Mika Kayama, a girl who has a Yandere-like crush on Shingo Tsukino.
  • Mythology Gag: The overwhelming strength of all the Sailor Senshi and their creative uses of it is an affectionate nod to the manga, where the physical strength of the Senshi is better illustrated.
    • At one point, Usagi refers to Umino as a "total Melvin," a reference to his name change in the dub.
  • Netorare: Supposedly Kenji stole Ikuko from her fiancé, making both sides of the family dismiss their grandchildren.
  • Noodle Incident: The host of The Depths of Strange refers to some sort of event where darkness was inflicted in Japan forty years ago, and that current conflict with the Dark Kingdom is a repeat of those events.
  • Nosebleed: Umino passes out with one of these at any hint of girl-on-girl action.
  • Not-So-Harmless Villain: It's seems Jadeite's energy gathering plots are the only ones that are non-lethal. The plots of the other generals, on the other hand, have left casualties that can be passed off as part the local troubles. This is in contrast to the anime where the Victim of the Week do stay alive.
    • This shows in chapter 12, as canon Victim of the Week Rui Saionji loses her arm due to an overpowered serve from the actual target of Nephrite's first attack. Guess Nephirite doesn't care about collateral.
  • No Good Deed Goes Unpunished: The destructive nature of the Senshi's battles has the Japanese government put out warrants for their arrest, at least until the seriousness of the Dark Kingdom's activities, especially Beryl's actions in Dubai, forces them to take reevaluate priorities.
  • Nothing Can Stop Us Now!: Ramua in chapter 7, right before Pluto pwns her.
    • Makoto felt nothing could stop her war on organized crime, until she was betrayed by one who she thought she could call friend.
  • Overshadowed by Awesome: Usagi is a very strong and skilled martial artist, but Makoto consistently manages to beat her within 30 seconds.
  • Paper-Thin Disguise: Averted in Chapter 4; Usagi more than easily sees through Jadeite's disguise at the gym. This becomes a Running Gag as of chapter 5, as he never changes up his disguise much. He does wise up in Chapter 8 taking on the identity of Yuuichirou Kumada. Then he goes back to a paper thin disguise for Chapter 10, knowing that Sailor Moon will see through it. She does, and Usagi realizes that Jadeite wants to talk to her.
  • Phlebotinum Rebel: The Kamen Raider doll, appropriately enough.
  • Polyamory:
    • Thanks to being a Loveable Sex Maniac, Usagi is fine being in relationships with multiple men and women.
    • On a related note, her parents end up in a relationship with her teacher Haruna.
  • Power Perversion Potential: Exploited by Naru who realized the transformation pen can turn her into a man, uses it for more recreational activities with Usagi.
  • Pretty Fly for a White Guy: Usagi's rapper disguise in Chapter 3
  • Primal Scene: Sailor Moon was pretty much unfazed by all the sex that occurred on the cruise ship, until she stumbled onto her father in just boxer shorts, asking people to join him, her mother, and her teacher. She then declares that this is karma for her loud sexual awakening with Naru after the Gym plot.
  • Punch a Wall: After gangsters attack the school and she runs out of alcohol to calm herself, Haruna slap a wall and cracks it hard enough to crack the ceiling and floor.
  • Re-Cut: As of July 30, 2013, The Sage of Toads has given BDSM a recut, much like how he did with "Interview."
  • Related in the Adaptation: Natsuna Sakurada is Haruna's elder sister here.
  • Relationship Upgrade: In chapter 12 Mamoru officially starts dating Rei.
  • Right Through the Wall: Usagi and Naru's first time was loud enough that the former's entire family could hear just about the whole thing.
  • Secret-Keeper:
    • Naru Osaka, who figures it out after Sailor Moon said something Usagi spoke of earlier before.
    • In chapter 7, it is implied that Motoki is the same in regards to Mamoru's Tuxedo Kamen identity. Confirmed in chapter 8, alongside with Motoki's fiancée Reika. Then in chapter 11, it confirms that Shingo Tsukino is in the know.
  • Self-Deprecating Humor: The Author
    Anyone who can guess that reference will prove to be as big a loser as the author.
  • Sophisticated as Hell: A minor example. In the first chapter, one of the kids picking on Luna takes a moment to point out that, no, the cat is not wearing a Band-Aid. "Band-Aid" is an American brand name, and the actual name of the item is an adhesive bandage. He then picks up a rock to throw at the Mau, saying "Fuck those mouth-breathing Americans."
  • Spared by the Adaptation:
    • Not a Sailor Moon character, but potentially for a pair of Black Lagoon characters. Yukio and her loyal bodyguard can now leave the Yakuza life after Sailor Jupiter busts the Washimine clan.
    • Later subverted due to Yukio, seemingly, committing suicide.
  • Spoof Aesop: Usagi spouts a few of these, such as "Drugs Are Bad unless you can make a profit from them", "perverts deserve to be beaten and robbed", and "it's okay to lie if it will help you get ahead".
  • Strong and Skilled: Usagi has superhuman strength and is skilled at Krav Maga.
  • Stupid Evil: Youma Derella in chapter 5, who decided to have some fun wrecking the career of the girl she was impersonating. She went totally overboard in doing so, tipping of Usagi and Naru of evil happenings. And she completely underestimated Sailor Moon's threat despite being repeatedly warned by Jadeite that she's incredibly dangerous.
  • Super-Strength: The Sailor Senshi are all incredibly strong.
  • Super-Toughness: As Sailor Moon, Usagi is tough enough to crack a shark's tooth, without said tooth even piercing the fabric.
  • Suspiciously Specific Denial: In chapter 10...
    Rei: It was entirely platonic and most definitely did not involve hours of torrid, headboard-grabbing, bed-shaking, knee-weakening sex.
  • Sword Cane: Tuxedo Kamen has one of these, as shown in chapter 6.
  • Take That!:
  • Techno Wizard: Luna knows how to use computers and Twitter. Ya wouldn't think that, considering she's all paws.
    • Lampshaded in chapter 9 by Rei, who wonders how a cat can use a phone when Luna calls them.
    • Lampshaded AGAIN by Rei, in chapter 10 - when Luna manages to steer an entire CRUISE SHIP.
  • Three-Way Sex:
    • Haruna ends up having sex with Usagi's parents on the cruise.
    • Mamoru has a threesome with Rei and Ami on the cruise.
  • Time Stands Still: Ramua's ability in chapter 7. Surprisingly, no Za Warudo gag is done, though there's plenty of Jojo Abridged shoutouts.
  • Toxic Friend Influence: Played for Laughs. Usagi is noted to be very good at bringing out her friend's perverted side.
  • Trap Is the Only Option: The Senshi are well aware that the singles cruise is a trap for them, but they decide to board because they don't want Jadeite to steal the energy he's after.
  • Wham Episode:
    • Chapter 9. Jadeite's Youma see the futility of fighting the Senshi, and plan to leave the Dark Kingdom to join the Senshi instead. Jadeite agrees to join them in their reversal of loyalties.
    • Chapter 12. The police are trying to arrest the Senshi due to the property damage they've caused, and someone loses an arm.
  • Why We Can't Have Nice Things: Rei's grandpa laments that he can't be a Dirty Old Man without being accused of being Happosai.
  • Yandere: Mika Kayama, one of Nephrite's Victim of the Week, shows that her actions may not have just been caused by her Demonic Possession by Jumeau.

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