Funny: Beautiful Destroyer Sailor Moon
- In the very first chapter, the author suggests that the first paragraph be read as though narrated by The Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past From the Future.
- G-Money USA.
- "... I need my sketch pad now."
- The end of Chapter 7, when Usagi tries to use her new communicator to access a porn site... Ami blocked them.
- A member of a gang seeking revenge on Usagi holds a knife to Naru's little sister's throat to make her, Makoto, Ms. Haruna, and Ranma Saotome and Scott Pilgrim stop beating up his fellow gang members. Everyone freezes for a moment and then starts laughing. Even Naruru is asking her sister to take a picture, once she looks over her own shoulder. The gangster turns around... and sees Sailor Mercury. She stares at him, smiles pleasantly, and waves. The gangster pales and drops the knife.
- "Overcome with an air of serenity, he let go of Naruru and dusted her off with great care, and bowed in apology to her. Turning back to Sailor Mercury, he bowed deeply to her as well... then dove screaming in terror out the nearest window".
- Beryl's "Are... are you fucking kidding me?!" when Sailor Moon busts one of Nephrite's youma in the UAE. Note that she had barely reacted when Iron Man and the Black Widow had shown up...