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Every time I try to fight the space ninjas, I get defeated within two turns. What do you suggest?
Technically, she's ten years older than me, but I still think of her as my child.
Let Me Get This Straight..., due to too much time travel, you're from a Tangled Family Tree... so who's that woman?
Aaand that's my cue to skedaddle. Bye!
Oh look, a Trump parade led by nazis and the KKK.
Well if you can't take a joke...
Could you stop using outdated memes?
WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING LIKE HECK???
Welp... Let's face it, not even I know how does this work. *sounds of a crashing computer*
Are you sure you know how a computer works?
I like eating food, but then again matcha tea's the best...
This is my own personal blend of tea. Some say it tastes like boiled grass. It's a bit different every time, so I don't know what it's going to taste like....do you want some?
We were raised as siblings, but apparently I'm actually her evil counterpart from another dimension. I don't remember any of that, though.
What can you tell me about that llama over there?
Because I couldn't hear the television.
Dude! Your "Shut Up!" Gunshot hit That Poor Cat upstairs! Why?
Behold my velociraptors of DOOM! Muahahahahaha!
You done playing with the plushies yet?
How high did you say his Pain-Powered Leap was again?
Dude, I already killed your pet hydra without breaking a sweat. You and What Army?
NOOOO! YOU WONíT WIN! HOW???
Come on! Is it illegal to Draco in Leather Pants a character?
What have you done to Dolores Umbridge? That is just Sick and Wrong!
You suddenly barged onto a Sapient Ship that was already in Red Alert. What did you expect would happen, a welcome wagon with flowers?
Edited by Miss_Desperado on Jun 23rd 2019 at 8:10:45 AM
Where the hell did this undead army come from?!
Edited by WilliamRadarStorm on Jun 23rd 2019 at 12:53:06 PM
The neighbourhood looks like a storm went through. Do you know what might have caused this?
No, using an IED is not going to stop that.
Can I use an IED to stop the SWAT team from bombing my house?
The mailbag's on fire, idiot!
Aw, our little pet mascot has fallen asleep in the mail delivery truck, isn't that sweet?
Don't. Make. Any. Sudden. Moves.
Is that Alex Jones in the corner trying to scarf down a whole box of chocolates at once?
Because my computer's a POS, that's why.
Have you been loading lots of tabs while your computer's specs can't handle it?
How could this movie get any worse?
Because awesomeness, that's why.
Why did you decide to make a live action adaptation of Undertale using the CGI team of the Sonic the Hedgehog movie?!
Gotta go fast.
WHY IN HECK ARE YOU RUNNING AROUND THE EARTH?
I was just reciting Chinese poems, dude.
What were you doing locked up in your mom's basement for 2 days?
They then proceeded to make out in front of the concert audience.
So, how'd the GG Allin - Rockbitch show go?
Checking into a Vegas hotel under a phony name with intent to commit capital fraud and a head full of acid.
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