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My Batle

He shot it at.....me! The burning falcone that was burning destroied my Anima Banners (I have ten because I have all Abyssal & Infernal exaltations)! I also lost Superman's arm which I was using as a sword!

AHHHHGGGGGGGUUUUUHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111 I scrwmed. "You will suffer this a fayt worse than feath, Captain Facon!" I shot a bullet marked Fate Worse than Death at him!

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!11111 said Captain Falcon as he was transported to Agony In Pink without his powers!

Then I regenerated my Anima Banners so no permanent damage was done (except for Superman's arm witch I was using as a zord vut I can replace that).

DIE! Said the Author with rage in his heart. He created a sword made out of OC Erasing Energy and began slashing at me. I created a sword using a bullet marked Infinity +1 Sword and began figthing him.

"Ha! Swords created by Trope Bullets are only temporary! You will lose before long!"

Indigo's Beetle

Indigo's Geass made a Mary Sue Dragon come out and eat Luke Skywalker, freeing her and her Tsu-kun to help Enoby.

Enoby and Indigo's Beat

Ebony said: "Prepare tu perish!" and she began battling Soichiro and trying to suck out all his blood. Indigo and OOC Tsuna fought Wonder Woman!

edited 7th Sep '10 2:13:07 AM by BadficFetish

i am tird 2day, so her is a kwik updat.

SUDDENYL SOMETIHNG EXPOLDED! WITH EXPOLSIONS!

((OOC: Okay then.))

We wire blown away. It was.....King Eragon of Mary Suetopia (Read the Disgraces section on Trope Pantheons its just a lin away you prep/goff)!

"Foolish Aoshiro Hitsugayt! I will hijack Instrumentality, not you! And then Queen Berii was with him!

"Benoby, U cannot b 4given for siding with him instead of Us!"

"Oh, shut up. This isn't your battle." Said the Author. Then.....he ressurexted Stu Commander!

Stu Commander shot Worf Effect and Badass Decay bullets at them and then bet them up in his Avatar of Khaine-Caine form. Then their Mary Sue and Trope God powers went to Stu Commander!

Stu Commander then deposited them (Ebratgon and Berii)* safely in Hammerspace.

"Now I'm ready, my author! Let us destroy Aoshiro Hitsugayt!"

((OOC: *Edited to add in who's being deposited into Hammerspace.))

edited 12th Sep '10 8:19:42 AM by BadficFetish

AN: now is wen sumwun diez 4 good 4 dramatic efect!

i went 2 go atak the stu commander but he waz 2 strong rite now. so i sed enoby i need some enrjy to shot at him and she sed okay!"

then i held my ahnds above mi hed and collectd eboby's enerjy liek a sprit bomb (but it wansnt so i m not copying so dont flam~!!!!!!)

but it was 2 much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111 arg!" sed enony! as she fell on the floor by fallign, there is somethign i hav 32 tell u.

wat is it i sed, cying sexily? " her hawt goffik hair spilld across my lap and her blu eyez like limpid tears were wet looking.

I love u aoshiro! sed Ebony. Then she dide.

NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! I SED AND then i had the enrjy so i sed WRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY and began to chanel teh enrjy 4 my final attak!!!!!!!!!!!!

"NO!" The Author and Stu Commander then combined their powers! A gigantic Torquoise-colored shield then went up and blocked the attack. "Oh no!1" I said. "I said in my head that this was my final attack!"

Hahahaha! Said the Author. Using my author powers, I can make that true! He closed his eyes and glowed with an unearthly light. Suddenly, I was unable to attack anymore!

Stu Commander charged at me but I managed to put up a Functional Magic sheild. But...he shot Worf Effect bullets at it! Teh shield broke.

No! said Indigo and OOC Tsuna. But Wonder Woman kept them form hlping me!

But....the Author collapsed! Turns out, he had Cast from Hit Points!

((OOC: Hiatus begins again?))

edited 12th Sep '10 1:10:10 AM by BadficFetish

Then suddenly, Blaise Zabini came! She said: "As the Trope Goddess (she's a girl in this fic) of Characters used as Sues, I'm here to help you!

"But aren't you with King Eragon and Queen Berii"? I said.

"I was but I decided to become The Quisling to you after they got depowered."

"That's so cool." I said flirtily. "For a moment, I tought that I was going to have to use OOC Tsuna to complete my Power Trio." Then I and Girl!Blaise kissed and made out and.......my ability to attak returned!

Noooooo!!!!!!!!!111111 said Soichiro and Wonder Woman and Stu Commander who wa trying to heal the Collapsed Author.

HAHAHAHA!!!!!!111 I said. Now we outnumber you!

((OOC: Hiatus temporarily broken.))

I, Blaise, Indigo and OOC Tsuna attacked! I duled with Stu Commander, Blaise with Wonder Woman, and Indigo and Tsuna with Soichiro.

OOC Tsuna said: PREPARE TO BE BURNED TO DEARTH, Soichiro Yagnei! Then he Slot flames (haha geddit flames reviewers?) at Soichiro and he burned to death becuase he was only a Badass Normal. Then Indigo tought about sexing with OOC Tsuna just to spite his Canon luv interest For the Evulz but the Author began to stir and she knew he wuz going to wake up if she did that.

So she and OOC Tsuna just joined me in trying to kill Stu Commander and him! Stu Commander shot out Worf Effect and Badass Decay bullets from his Trope Guns and I was hit. But Indigo and OOC Tsunal attaked Stu Commander and destracted him!

"No!" said Stu Commando as his Trope Shield (he got it back from the Author as he collapsed)was blasted away by Indigo activating her Geass and unleashing a Mary Sue Dragon.

Hahahaha! I said evilly as I shot Aoshiro special Trope Bullets at my enemy.

Meanwhile, Blaise was atacking Wonder Woman. She shot Avada Kedavra at her but it was deflected by her opponent's Bracelets. So she got out a gun and a knife and attacked. But Wonder Woman was the better figther! Blaise cried. She got out her wand again, and said: Desu Ex Machinea!

Wonder Woman was absorbed by a portal! "We'll meet again!" she said.

((OOC: Light And Dark The Adventures Of Dark Yagami got updated, so I'll give you a new installment as well.))

edited 27th Sep '10 7:40:28 AM by BadficFetish

I think Soichiro would make a good One Sane Man. What say you?

AN: i cudent updat bcuz i had a hitsory report so FUK U PREPP FALMERZ!!! Than sudenly...

KABOOOOOOM!

Ignido shot out a spirit bob and everythig expolded agen! And Samus disappeared becuz the athor absorbd her screen time and used that 2 revive himself!

NOOOOO! I sed, "how did u do that!" I was so shocked that I almost forgot to dodge a shot fied by the Stu Commander (but I didn't becuz I'm Aoshiro and I dodged it with a tripple bakcflip and fire several shots at him so sexily that Indigo orgazmd.

He sadi evilly, "I just stopped riting 4 her and I got 2 taek her screen time! And now I wil stop u, aoshiro!"

Soichiro rolled his eyes. He was not, by nature, conceited, but "From one murderer to another, I'll see you in hell!" had been infinitely better. Still, a character is always loyal to the author.

((OOC: Why not? I also created Stu Commander to function in that capacity, despite his name and powers (which were given by the Author when he killed Aoshiro the first time). Let's see some more of him, shall we?))

"Wait a second!" said Stu Commander to Soichiro. "Didn't Samus explode to death when you suddenly appeared to announce that you were the one who brought the Author from Instrumentality? Not only that, but didn't OOC Tsuna burn you to ashes with flames?"

"There's a second Author." Soichiro said. "I think it might be that Charlot girl."

"Ahh," said Stu Commander.

Then suddenly.........I shot Charlot! Now the Author & Soichiro had no one to bring him back to life!

"I said it might be that Charlot girl, not that it was." said Soichiro.

"Hey!" Said the Author. "I do not suck out the life forces or the screentime of people! Not even when I was trying to take over Trope Pantheons!"

"That reminds me," said Stu Commander. "When this fight is over, we're going to the Alternate Trope Pantheons run by the Yozis and Neverborn, and leave the main one alone. If we don't atone for our crimes, we'll get-"

No more grammatkal corrctness from you! I said. Then......I shot a Necromancy beam at Stu Commander!

((OOC: Sorry about that. I wanted to see if I can still write half-decently. Now, back to our regularly scheduled badfic!))

GAPS! Now teh stu ccomander is outnumberd bcuz is atakig him| I sed

Then Indigo sed LOOK WE STILL HAZ wePOMS and she pointd 2 supermanz armz that we're setting around. I sed GOOG job Indogo and piked 1 up and brandeshed (AN: that iz a big wurd and proves 2 u famlerz I am smrt!) it evilly. He sed I HAVE A PLAN!

.............

What will hapen to the Stu Commander? Will Charlot ever sotp haxing my acount!? And what are Soichiro and Aoshiro palnig! wil the 4th wal evar b fixed? Will they use gramer? I WILL NOT UPDAT UNLES I HAV AT LEST 5 REVEWS! Tak that prep falmmerz!

My Baddle and Indigo's

Stu Commander said: "Athor, plz repairr teh spellx aclowning me t spekk proprly."

But I attacked the Author! He got out a sword of OC Erasing Energy but I parleyed it with Superman's Arm which I had. Indigo then came! She shat energy beams at the Author which froced him back. I then shot Aoshiro Special Worf Effect bullets at the Author who no longer had Stu Commander's Trope Shield.

"Ahh!" said the Author. "This isn't the end!"

"But it is!1" I said. Then I put my Plan into action! I shot a Trope Bullet marked Human Sacrifice at the author! He dyed & his powers went to me!

OOC Tsuna's Battle

U WILL DIE IN FLAMMS AGAIN, SOICHIRO YAGAMI!!!!!!!!11111 said OOC Tsuna. Soichiro gotted out a gun and shoot! But the Ballet melted in OOC Tsuna's Flame aura and he laughed evilly.

Hahahahaha!1 said OOC Tsuna. Then he burned Soichiro Yhani to Asses! Now no one was left tu inverstigate who the Second Aithor was.

Blaise's Battle

Blaise pointed her wyrd at Sut Commander and said, "Katana!" A Katana came out and threw itself at Stu Commander! But it bounced off the armour of his Avatar form and didn't harm him.

Blaise then got out a gun but her shots also bounced off him. Then she looked behind her and saw that I and OOC Tsuna had killed The Author and Soichiro.

"HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!1111 lauged Blaze wevilly. Even if I lose, you're still bet!!1. Stu Commander said: "bi dat ax itt may, i wil nut lit u usrup Instrementality!" He then charged futiley at our group!

((OOC: Sorry if this entry is too long.))

edited 30th Sep '10 7:29:12 AM by BadficFetish

Stu Commander slashed wildely with his Zanpakto and the blade that deals bonus damage against Exalted. But we all used our speed to avoid him and den we laughed. Hahaha! We all said. Then I shot out more Aoshiro Special Worf Effect and Badass Decay bullits and he was wekeaned more. Then Indigo made a Mary Sue Dragon cum out of her eye with her Geass while OOC Tsuna used an Ultimate Technique!

Stu Commander burned and exploded! Now no 1 opposed us!

Perfect! I said. Now, for the final ritual! I, Blaise, and Indigo then formed a circle and began to do Ominous Latin Chanting. I also played my Music of the Ainur Ipod backwords again. Lightning came out of our hands and began striking the corrupted Instrumentality water.

Then........Jar Jar Bonks, Admiral Daala, Jacen Salt, and Tahiry Veil emerged from the pool! And they were Angles from Neon Genesis Evangelion!

"Aoshiroo Hitsugayt, said Har Har. "I sacrifis myself to make u the Trope God of Tropes instead of Haruhi Suzumiya! Then he collased and died because his Angle Instrumentality powers were depleted.

"Blaise Xabini," said Aidmiral Dalla. "I sacrifice miself tu make yu the Trope God of Stories instead of Dream of the Endless! Den she died as well!

"Indigo teh Bat, U r now the Trope God of Creation instead of Eru Illuvatar." Jagen Soli sed. "May U create a world liek Mary Suetopia."

"OOC Tsuna, I sacrifice myself to make you.....In Character Again! May you not be subjected to Character Derailment anymore*!" Tahiri then collapsed and died.

"Dam U!!!!1111 I said to Tahiri." Then, I told Blaise tu: "Use Avada Kedavra on Tsuna!"

((OOC: *Changed 'again' to 'anymore'.))

edited 7th Apr '11 4:15:42 AM by BadficFetish

Tghen the stu somandr reelized sumthing! "Sense we r both Stus, we r only kilable 4 p,ot resons! So in order 4 us 2 die.........

We must cum up wit a Pre-Mortem One-Liner! Tath is rhe only wai 2 kill us! And sense I am the wittier 1 of us......"

NOT SO FAST! Said Aoshiro! "This is finol showdown, so dosent apply! We r on even ground!"

Wat will happen? Find out next chapr!

"DAM U 2ND AUTHOR!!!!!!!!11111" I said. "I lready killed Stu Commander!But I am still the new god of Tropes, no matter what u do!"

"No, you only have a duplicate of Haruhi Suzumiya's Trope Pantheons powers thanks to a Timey-Wimey Ball. That's how I kept the powers of the Trope Gods you drained despite the Reset Button caused by that 'goffik bomb'." (Edit: Stu Commander Said)

"So that meant that you got a second copy of Eragon and Berii's powers when you defeated them?"

"Yes. However, I don't think that you and your posse can defeat Haruhi, Dream of the Endless, and Eru Illuvatar when they catch wind that an upstart like you has taken a Temporal Duplicate of their powers."

"Wait a sec? Didn't I need a second trip to the Alternate Trope Pantheons to get my Abyssal and Infernal Powers back?"

"You were just dumb."

Damn Yiu! I sed. "Weil They can just cum here and blame u then! I already have a plan in case hijacking Instrumentality failes! (Hint: It has to do with my power to declare entire species fare game 4 Fantastic Racism and Gencocide, Including Fanfic Authors.)"

Then I, Blaise, and Indigo went to Mary Suetopia!

((OOC: No, he's not just planning to kill the Second author. He needs a large number of Fanfic Authors powers transferred to him to usurp Trope Pantheons.))

edited 7th Oct '10 5:53:43 AM by BadficFetish

The Grand Entrance!

When we teleported into the palace that was once Eragon and Berii's, the most powerful Mary Sues and Marty Stus of the Disgraces were waiting. Richard Rahl and Calgar were leading them! I prepared a Holy Hand Grenade using my Conqured Sun (geddit?) powers.

Wait, No!~! Said Richard Rahl. We came tu pledge Allegiance to U after you became the New God of Tropes (we found out thru Plot Hole).

Yes dat's true Said Calgar. It is my hope that u make the Ultramarines even more sueish than they already r.

"That is what I will do!" I said gleefully. I, Blaise, and Indigo held out our hands and Pink glitter came out. It went over Calagr and the Ultramarrens coloring them pink and purple with lotts of gems and glittering. Many of them had wings sprout out and their eyes were able to fire out Sueish energy.

We laughed as we blantanantly invoked Canon Defilement. Then, we made Richard Rahl a Solar Exalted! We then rebuilt the palace to be Black and Fortified like before the first Reset. After that, half of all Solar Exalted including Desus joined us because they were dicks. Abyssal and Infernal Exalted joined us too.

Then we began the genocide!

edited 9th Oct '10 3:57:28 AM by BadficFetish

AN: lol I copied and pastrd most iov this. Aols, who her thinks Indigo needs a bff? Lev a revew 4 ur chans 2 b in da story! I will pick da best char u guys cum up wit. AND CHARLOTTE STAY THE FUK OF MY ACUNT!

Sotp right thar!" Sed sumone! We all gapsed Who r u i sed suprizedly!

The person wud not come out Of the shadows

"Vicariously as both victim and villain by the vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition! The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honour to meet you..."

He stepped out of the Shadows. He had a spooky Anonymus mask on and a tshirt that sayed /b/. He looked al evil so Aoshiro pulled his Majical katana out of his Plot Hole sholdir Holster and redied a lazor 2 fire at him. Ingido puld out her Gun. Blaise redied her wand With a spel that wud conjur up a dragon 2 Continue the genocidide of Cannon chars.

"...and you may call me V."

Because why not?

Foolish Freedom Fatter! i Said. U r outnumbered and not just that, but I controll teh sadows! Necromancy attack!

AHHHHHH!!!!!111 Said V.

Aha! I no U. I said. U r that Zero ripoff from that V For Vendetta movie with teh guns & bombs and the fasshism.

I am nut a 0 ripoff! V said. I laughed to myself as I knew all along but I was a sadist so I didn't let him know.

Then Blaise said: "Crucio!" and V cried out in paine. We laffed. V then took out some knifes! We pretended tu be afraid when we were not. I then shot out an Aoshiro Special Worf Effect bullet against him.

NO! Said V but we weren't finished. I got out another World Of Warcraft disk and shot a bullet marked Memetic Mutation on it to turn it into the Games of Divinity. Then we put him in there and he became superaddicted to teh games (which even Gods and Trope Gods cannot resist).

Few Hours Later

More fanfic Authors are being Genocided every day to make me, Blaise, and Indigo mor powerful. It was very good. In the meantime, we hired a lot of Mercenaries because Mary Suetopia cannot withstand teh reast of Trope Pantheons alone.

Then suddenly......IG-88 came into the room!

"Master Aoshiro! The Grand United Alliance of Evil and the Grand United Alliance of Good have united to stage an attack!"

edited 11th Oct '10 8:08:41 AM by BadficFetish

"Aoshiro", Indigo siad sexily, "I don't fink that V we killed was the one from VForVendetta.

"I don't car" I said evilly. "It was still fun being a sodist". Then we & Blaise paused to get more power from the Fanfic Auhtors being genocided.

"But what about the attack?" I don't think oui kan withstand so many powerful Trope Gods, even with so many Exalted on our side."

"I have my preparations I said. Then, I began playing my Music of the Ainur Ipod backwards!

The Alternate Character Interpretation of Morgoth from the Mornildale (it's a LOTR fic that u can find in the Fan Fic Recommendations for LOTR) came out!

Meanwhile in Mary Suetopia's Alleys

"Aoshiro Hitsugayt, wait for me," said Stu Commander. "When everything that you built is turned to rubble, I myself will strike the final blow..."

Stolen from a friends FF.net account. I helped write it.

O hai there. Fdis is my im moetL T 2 O THE SEQUEL. POLZ DONT FLAM. THIS NIS MY FIRST NFIC. RNR. #

CHHAOTER ONE

Voldemwoy was standing therr all evil looking and gofficc aand i knew i had to kill him or i would probably die, but i would like that ciw im all emo and stuff but dont hate on me!111 I pinied my wund and voldyworte laUGHED EVOLLY. "U PUNY MORTAL. THOU CANNNOT KILL NTHOU. !11111111111111111111111111!" daying that, he disappeaRWD...

I fort he waz ded so i cheered but then i rememers i was emo and went quite.. i was blud and mood all ver my goffic clothes wich i stol;e forkm hop tipouc. I went to my doom (get it? Doom? Dorm? Cuz im all gothik ) to get chANGED AND I WANTED TO PUT ON MY black fishnets with purple tshit and long red swirt and then put on some black platforms which made me look sezy i wnred ti do my hair so it was gofikk and long but when i got up to my room in hogwoorts which was slithrin cuz im and arsehole and everyone hates me. I am a big mary sue ND I AM SO STUPPPID! . (a/n: this is where we (the authors) go CRAZY :D:D:D i walked into my room which had posters of Barbie with bluk hair. I saw DARKKOO! 'i orgamed on da spot ND A BABY PLOPPED OUT. '

I DONT WANT A BABY I CRIWED WITH A GOTHIC FACE AND stuff , 'darco i said. IM PREGGERS.! AND IT'S SNAPS!' ' but snappes my dad you hobo ' cried darco and i fort he didnt love me 'dont you love me dracoo' darko looked at me and then burst into a song "I DONT LOVE YOU LIKE I DID YESTERDAY!" BY MCR WHOM I LOVE! I burst into twaers of blud. BURN NIUN HELLL!" i YELLED THEN TRUHW MASELF OUT THE WQINDOS, TAKING MY BABY WIT ME .

Whe n i wok up i wanted a stir fry but it wasnt gofic so i bought one anyway and dyed it black and red like blookd ADN Deeed stuff so i was eating brains even thoo im a vampire not A ZOOMBIE!BU 8 T DA FOOOOOD COLOURING WAS BAD SO I GOT FUD POSISOJNG. I CHEERED RTHEN THREW COLOUREDN SICK EVERY 3 HYWE.2 i scremed "wheres ma GOIYTHIUC NESS GONE¬! I M TURNING INTO A PICIX E Diry! I cried. Then i ran to the nearest hoot topis which was next door and bought a dress with butterflus on and was forever more a girl not a lesbain! Un TILL I WENT OUTSDIE AND SAWW DRACO AND VOLDYWORRT HOLDING HANSA\ AND minbg out ouike gay boya/ "WTF ARE U DOING WIT MA BF!""""""""

MY Brin wxp;lodde3d./, !111111111111111111111111!1

Using my crossovr No Fourth Wall powrz i took teh main char from teh prev. post and mind contorld him!

NUUUUUUU 1! Sed the bad guys, who wnted 2 do evil thigns but cant becaues of that I was more eviller tgyhan them even tho I wernt bcuz am main character.

I also broke the 4wall with a blast ov Pure Energy anjd KILD CHARLOT.!

Thanx aoshiro sed a very sexy lady namd jen who dropd by 2 c the batle.

No problem I sad andthen Her and Indigo ad I had an Orgy!

AN: Hahahahaha fuk u Sharlote.

edited 17th Oct '10 11:58:08 AM by GameSpazzer

allof a suden a fair with a magic wand futred into the room she dinged everyone with her ding and it made them want to have sex.

But we were already having an orgy so we only had more sex. Blaise and Ndigo were making out naked and IG-88 was joining in too. Richard Rahl also turned into a gurl using water from Ranma One Half and we sexed and I put my thingy in her new u-know-what. We klimaxed and had an organ.

Then Twil'eks came into the room and joined in. Calgar and his Boring Invincible Soldiers had sex with Celebrian and the characters frum For Your Eyes Only and they had fun. Snap and Loopin sexed with each other and the Desk Lady.

As Slaanesh was part of the Grand United Alliance of Evil, s/he cannot join in the fun because he would be seen as a treator and a Benedct Arnauld. We had a lugh at his expense. We then had lots of Alcohol and Drugs and Coke (Coca Cola, not Cokaine). We mixed caffine and rum and whiskey too. Then we all sexed more and we organismed at the same time.

Jen and teh Fairi also had sex and Twipires joined it too. Teh attack on Mary Suetopia hadn't happened yet so we had a lot of time to let out teh stress of preparing.

Mary Suetopian Outer Defenses

Stu Commander, Mara Jade (who's in the Disgraces because she turns into a Sue when she isn't being written by Timothy Zahn, ...Or So I Heard),* and Corran Horn (ditto for him) finally gathered on a forested hill overlooking the great walls built by Aoshiro against the ineviatable invasion.

"Is it done?" asked Stu Commander.

"Yes," replied Mara and Corran.

"Perfect." Stu Commander then pressed a red button he had been hiding in his palm, and the walls all exploded in unision, the shockwave reaching the palace. At the same time, Pantheon forces swooped in, guided by members of the Mary Suetopian La Résistance. This was going to be the Enemy Mine of all Enemy Mines, and Stu Commander was proud to be part of it.

((OOC: * Edited this passage.))

edited 9th Dec '10 7:39:09 AM by BadficFetish

AN: lol i had a frend type thre wepon names out 4 to make real effects. real wepoan s maek this story "edgy". i am npot sure why there r moar edges this way, but i thnk they cum from the nivey points.

Atfer teh sexxah time we all Got Prepadr and gathrs Weapons. I got a Katana and a Lazor Gun and A cup of coffy. Igindo got 2 Shrike throwing nives and a Beretta 92FS which is awesome and don't you forget it.(AN: lol he likes gunz) blaise got her wand 2 shot bullets and has also a majic wakizashi wich waz not cool as mine because smaller. Evr1 else got moar wepons and got redy for attack wen sudenly Jen hers expolsion in Background!

"What was that" she ssed?

ZOMG! What will hapen? Lev me revews and see!

WARNING: There may be some repetition of vocabilary in this fic.

Jake looked at himself in the mirror. He was looking so cool he would have swooned if he wasn't so cool. He gave a bright smile that revealed his white teeth, a la Gaston in Beauty and the Beast. He then proceeded to lick his teeth. "I am the coolest man on the planet", he thought. Pleased with himself, he wore his cool leather jacket and his cool dragon-skin boots, picked up his cool sword, and got out.

As he was passing through the doorstep, he saw his faithful (and cool) servant, who was called Tom, Jack, John, or some other monosyllable. The boy looked at him with respect and admiration.

-You are going away in some wonderful adventure, master? he asked.

-Of course, Jake said, condescendingly.

-And you are wearing your dragon-skin boots?

-Yes. They are made of a real dragon's skin, you know.

-Did you flay him yourself, master?

-Of course I did.

-That's cool. Did you kill him yourself, master?

-Er... hm.. um... I have important business to attend to. Take care of my cool house as long as I'm gone and mind that you don't do anything uncool.

-I will not shame you, master.

So Jake took leave of his faithful servant and the boy watched him go away with hungry eyes until he was a only little dot in the flaming sunset.

What do you think?

edited 18th Oct '10 1:51:56 PM by StrangeDwarf

Trope Pantheons are attacking! Said Joe Quesada who was in teh Disgraces for obvious reasons. Teh Alternate Character Interpretation of Morgoth from the Mornildale said:

"I will lead the Sues, Stus, and Mercenaries to meet them in the field!" He said respeckfully becuz he wuz a good guy who tought we were good guys too and we gave him bad information so that he woudn't question us.

Perfect. I said. Take Fem!Rahl, Colgar, and his Sueish Space Mordons with u. I will use the power that the Author once had to make U even more powerful than your Grand United Alliance of Evil self. I then raised up my hands and green-white light shone out from them. ACI Modgoth then grew 2 sizes larger and grew wings. He was also unable to question my orders anemore but her did not know that.

With him were also: Several Na'Vi Chosen of Mystra (remember dose?), Gringr, and Scrappy Doo teh original Scrappy. I used my Conqured Sum powers to turn him into a Solar Exalted For the Evulz.

Then suddenly, Jen, teh Fari, Snaap and Loopin, the Twileks, and everyone who was not a Trope God in the room died!

Mary Suetopian Palace Grounds

"Corran," said Mara, "Do you have the Royal Death Note? My genuine skills are beginning to reassert themselves, meaning that I don't have enough power for another Ass Pull right now. It took everything I had just to get us to this place."

"Don't worry," said the Corellian Jedi. Both my genuine skills and my Ass Pull ones are just fine. He then pulled out the Royal Death note and gave it to Stu Commander, who wrote: All beings in the room that aren't powerful enough to withstand the effect.

Only Aoshiro, Blaise, and Indigo survived what happened after.