How Do We Make [Insert Work Here] Bad?

I'm inspired by the How Do We Make "Springtime for Hitler" Bad game for this. Basically, you can name a work and then give ridiculous suggestions for it. Once ten suggestions are reached, the same troper who reaches that will then post a new work, and it goes on from there. Also no Take That! please.

Grand Theft Auto V

Edited by Billy5545 on Mar 18th 2020 at 9:21:12 PM

No more single player campaign. It's all GTA Online from now on.

Blergh, didn't fully read your OP. My bad.

Edited by ArmoredFury on Mar 18th 2020 at 10:07:58 PM

Uh ArmoredFury, I already said one work has to get 10 suggestions from tropers first before it can move to a new work. Once the tenth is reached, the troper who does so can suggest a new work.

Anyway, for the 2nd suggestion. Make even more broken cheats for the game

3rd suggestion: you don't have weapons.

4: The main character is two inches tall.

5th: The art style of the game is that of a Pre-schooler's coloring book.

6. All of the voice acting is done by Tommy Wiseau...and played backwards.

7. The open world is replaced with a level select screen.

8. all the vehicles drive at like 1 mile per hour

9. Moral Guardians publish the game, meaning 97% of what makes GTA's spirit is pretty much either gone or replaced with Enforced Lighter and Softer material.

10. The physics is turned into an exaggerated, unrealistic mess.

EarthBound

1: The soundtrack consists entirely of Black Metal.

2. All the weird unorthodox enemies are gone. Instead of fighting road signs and hippies, you’re just battling faceless mooks throughout the whole thing.

3. The game's anti-piracy measures are always active, even if you're playing on an actual SNES.

4: There is no way to recover HP or cure status effects.

5. Everyone is dead, even the player character.

6. It runs at a variable 4-5 frames per second.

7. Every single boss is That One Boss.

8. The game has Permadeath by default. When you die, it records your death into the cartridge, which means... say goodbye to your cartridge and buy a new one.

Edited by Mhazard on Mar 22nd 2020 at 1:35:51 AM

9. The combat system is absolutely broken, and there's no indication as to what any of the options actually do.

10. Ness uses horribly bit-crushed sound clips of his Smash appearances.

Girls' Frontline

Edited by leafsaber47 on Mar 21st 2020 at 2:54:17 PM

1: All guns are removed and replaced with invisible guns

Edited by KingofNightmares on Mar 21st 2020 at 12:53:20 PM

2. There is a Gender-Equal Ensemble with a total of 50 boys and 50 girls, which makes it 100 characters, despite the title.

Edited by AutisticAlivia on Mar 21st 2020 at 1:14:49 AM

3. The Animesque stuff is removed. Everyone is pretty realistic.

no joke that actually makes it better for me

4. All of the characters are now mass-produced robots with zero personality.