Zaphod Beeblebrox is in your kitchen, at three AM, making pizza rolls in the microwave.
Assuming she doesn't try to kill me for refusing, probably not. But only because I'm not stealthy enough to pull off a heist.
Edited by Spottedleaf on Jul 16th 2019 at 3:44:57 AM
The Crystal Frost version of Killer Frost is at your door going to ask you if you want to hang out and steal some diamonds.
*nervously shudders while thinking “Batman...”*
Edited by JTTWlover on Jul 16th 2019 at 7:59:51 PM
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni MorrisonYou're the only passenger on a bus when none other than Bruce Wayne climbs on and sits down directly across from you.
I hide and try to figure out a way out of there. He may be one of the best Disney villains but he's still a Giant Enemy Crab.
Edited by kablammin45 on Jul 16th 2019 at 5:03:44 AM
"I shall not be foolish again, my dear Gwendolyn!"You fall into Tamatoa's lair.
Yes! I order burg and trade puns. When it's time to leave, I hug him.
Edited by TropesForever on Jul 16th 2019 at 7:33:33 PM
You are now at Grillby's with Sans.
I love this. XD I would totally want to stay there, although it would probably help if I became an animal when I came there. :P
Edited by DrNoPuma on Jul 16th 2019 at 5:30:10 AM
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :DSimba will take you on a trip through the Pride Lands and introduce you to all his friends!
Yikes. I hope we don't get hurt. :O
Edited by Bluethorn on Jul 16th 2019 at 5:36:28 AM
A great Mascot Mook.You're on Halfworld with Rocket, while he blows up the facilities that made him what he is.
we discuss the pros and cons of the June Rebellion, I explain the Paris commune, we eat madeleine cakes and argue about mutual aid.
Edited by KeironCioran on Jul 16th 2019 at 3:04:15 AM
Enjolras is on your doorstep, asking if you'd like to have a civil conversation about politics and economics.
As someone who also has a taste for aesthetics and the finer things in life, I'm really excited for this.
Edited by Spottedleaf on Jul 16th 2019 at 4:39:36 AM
Rarity is visiting your house to help you out with any inner decoration problems.
Well, shit, I'm so fucking screwed.
Edited by VengefulBale on Jul 16th 2019 at 5:06:32 AM
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."Freddy Krueger heard you've been having a problem with nightmares recently and has come to "help".
The League of HeroesPrincess Daisy takes you through Sarasaland and you help her garden
Nawwww!
Edited by Aveyond on Jul 17th 2019 at 12:17:46 AM
Princess Peach invites you over to her castle in the Mushroom Kingdom for tea. She baked a nice, big cake just for the occasion!
I'm gonna wish for all of my dead relatives to come back to life.
Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Jul 16th 2019 at 9:29:06 AM
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."Would ya look at that, that old lamp you just bought contained the Genie.
I probably just sit there in gobsmacked silence until he moves on. (If he switches to his depowered form before he does I might call 911.)
Edited by kablammin45 on Jul 16th 2019 at 8:20:20 AM
"I shall not be foolish again, my dear Gwendolyn!"All Might just fell through your ceiling.
Finally my Oshawott has arrived, now I can begin my Pokémon journey. (cue the theme music)
Edited by unfortunatezorua on Jul 16th 2019 at 8:25:39 PM
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?N and White have come to visit you and gift you a Starter from Unova.
[cue dancing to PS 2 Spiderman Pizza Theme]
Edited by VengefulBale on Jul 16th 2019 at 12:40:51 PM
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."Tobey Maguire's Spider-Man comes to your house for pizza time.
"I appreciate the gesture, but you don't have to pay me. I'd hug you for free."
Edited by DrNoPuma on Jul 16th 2019 at 8:37:26 AM
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :DBluethorn's Author Avatar drags you into a dark alleyway and passes you a suitcase full of cash.
First I question why I am walking through a forest, because I'm a vampire ass neet who never goes outdoors, especially not in insect infected places, but at that point I guess I'll just hitch a ride on the floof and see if we can find Catbus anywhere.
Edited by unfortunatezorua on Jul 16th 2019 at 8:33:46 PM
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?While walking through a forest one day, you bump into Totoro.
Cue Big "YES!" and me eagerly hopping on.
Edited by kablammin45 on Jul 16th 2019 at 8:33:23 AM
"I shall not be foolish again, my dear Gwendolyn!"A Flygon shows up, offering you a ride on its back.
The League of HeroesJohn Wick is hiding in your shower with a gun.
You know what, I'm going to answer all his questions, just to see what he actually makes me do under mind control.
Edited by unfortunatezorua on Jul 16th 2019 at 8:38:03 PM
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?Hitoshi Shinso wants to have a word with you
I keep the lie alive, and say she's a folk hero. Also, I introduce him to The Pop Group.
Edited by KeironCioran on Jul 16th 2019 at 6:30:12 AM
Yondu wants to talk about Earth culture. It starts with him wanting to know who Mary Poppins actually is, but he eventually wants to hear about other things you humans listen to. :P
I hope I can convince him to make a Heel–Face Turn, although it's not likely. :P
Edited by DrNoPuma on Jul 16th 2019 at 9:06:18 AM
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :DDimentio wants to talk to you about how it's like being a jester.
The League of HeroesMario and friends invites you to a round of Mario Party
I'll just explain my opinions on the game and how it just wasn't my thing, and then start discussing the games I actually like
Edited by Zanreo on Jul 17th 2019 at 5:39:33 PM
"Leftover items still have value!"
You're going to be playing football with Jonathan Joestar.
I let him stay for the night.
Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Jul 16th 2019 at 5:36:48 AM
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."