Not a Fragile Flower
"You underestimate my ability to break things."
"I failed upwards to the level of my incompetence."
"Let's try to behave. And if we can't, we'll tread lightly."
"Get me a gun, I'm a soldier; but put me in that suit and I'm a superhero." - Gunnery Sgt Roberta "Bobbie" Draper MMC
Vince Noir; Rock and roll star.
"It's impossible to be unhappy in a poncho."
Edited by FracturedImages on May 22nd 2020 at 11:42:38 PM
The thing is Howard it doesn't matter how old you are, bouncy castles are still genius!
I am everybody's friend and nobody's friend.
"What have we learned, Charlie Brown?"
- Linus to Charlie Brown, after visiting several memorials to World Wars I and II, during their return trip from France ("What Have We Learned, Charlie Brown?")
Light and Hope
"History prefers legends to men. It prefers nobility to brutality, soaring speeches to quiet deeds. History remembers the battle, but forgets the blood. However history remembers me (if it remembers me at all), it shall only remember a fraction of the truth."
Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."
I love too easily, and yet, not easily enough.
"Wow. There's useless, and then there's you people."
- The Jedi Consular to the officers of the Esseles
I am everybody's friend and nobody's friend.
"Don't you get it? I'm not trying to rescue you. I'm bringing you along as emergency rations. If you die, I'm going to eat you."
- Quark to Odo (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine - "The Ascent")
"I'M GONNA KILL HIM!"
— Terk
Light and Hope
"Time and destiny are now mine to command. Every realm will bend to my will."
Light and Hope
"I am a wizard, not a baboon brandishing a stick."
Also, bumping
Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."
"DON'T TELL ME WHAT IS GESTAPO BUSINESS!!!!!"
dork on dork violence
"Father. Permit me to show you all I have built in your name."
"'My name'. Hmm.... I have watched you. Monuments to narcissism. Demanding others sweat in your stead. Gorging upon that which you have not earned. Watched... as you claimed for yourself my teachings of self-reliance, perverting them into a flaccid philosophy of sloth. Of... Idleness. Is that you, my son?"
"No, that must be a different son."
Edited by ArmoredFury on Jun 17th 2020 at 4:15:10 PM
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
I fight for a "Jest" cause
Clem!
- Clem, Warframe
dork on dork violence
"Dances are not our thing. Massacres are more our style."
amazing glazing
Edited by Routeferret on Jul 3rd 2020 at 9:44:15 AM
i think i’m in love (probably just hungry)
I’m a space pirate, give me your moon rocks.
"You've gotten a new partner? Aren't you the lucky one! I'll show you..."
- Blue Mary on Terry having Tizoc on his team instead of her.
Edited by VidExGuy on Jul 3rd 2020 at 2:45:29 AM
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Light and Hope
"I will surround this camp with a ring of steel! Anyone trying to get out will be caught! Anyone trying to get in will be caught!"
Light and Hope
"How delightful. It might move me to tears. Love, hate, pain, pleasure, life, death. All of it here to enjoy, right before our very eyes!"
"This is to be human. This is to be evil."
Edited by dave_the_assassin on Jul 26th 2020 at 9:47:22 PM
Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."
The World's Least Powerful Man
"Sure, not one man has ever escaped from Stalag 13. Maybe a hundred, but not one."
- Colonel Hogan upon hearing Klink boast about how hard the camp is to escape.
Edited by dvorak on Jul 26th 2020 at 11:33:24 AM
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
eh
dork on dork violence
"I can't believe they brought Coffee, Instant, Type II, Spray Dried back!"
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
Light and Hope
"So as charming as you are, Mr. Bond, I will be keeping my eye on our government's money, and off your perfectly formed arse."
"You noticed."
"Even accountants have imaginations."
amazing glazing
"I need you to urinate in this."
-Dr. Caitlin Snow