Hunger Games Simulation: Beyond the Possibilities

• (Player1) tells (Player2) "Good morning" and then kills (him/her2).◊ (day-only)
• (Player1) knows (he/she1) has the right to beat people up. (from a textsynth thing Goose posted)

Edited by Zanreo on Aug 26th 2021 at 4:50:54 PM

• (Player1) asks (Player2) to tell (him/her1) something. (Player2) replies with "something." (taken from an exchange between Kamui and Leon)
• (Player1) hereby sentences (Player2) to death for treason. "No winning this time," (Player1) says before burning (Player2) to death. (the infamous Battle of Belhalla, where Arvis kills Sigurd, who had been The Hero up until then.)
• (Player1) gets sucked up by a radioactive fuck all tornado. (He/She1) is never seen again.◊
• After slipping on a banana peel, (Player1) declares, "banana peel, you are a slippery villain!" (a status page quote of Fire Emblem Fates's Arthur, who is Born Unlucky)

Non-Fatal (3):

(Player1) goes mining for diamonds.

(Player1), (Player2), and (Player3) decide to bully (Player4) for the day.

(Player1) watches TV and eats Doritos.

Fatal (2):

(Player1) goes for a swim and gets eaten by a shark.

(Player1) finds a knife lying around and goes on a killing spree, killing (Player2), (Player3) and (Player4) before going to bed.

Edited by DookieIdiotNimrod on Aug 24th 2021 at 6:19:18 AM

We already have the rap battle and Piano Drop events. And if Billy's gonna run, who's gonna host?

• (Player1) and (Player2) fight for the bag. (Player1) retires and retires.
• (Player1) discourages (Player2) from the cornucopia.
• (Player1) attacks (Player2) but runs away.
• (Player1) comes off the pedestal too early and explodes.
• (Player1) injured (Player2) seriously but killed (him/her2) anyways.

Edited by HypeKitty1 on Aug 24th 2021 at 8:59:42 AM

Welp, I'll host if no one else steps up to it.

Just so y'all know, the page for the latest season needs some serious work done on it, to say the least.

Now that is just sad.

We know, we're working on it, we have lives outside of this game. Sorry about that. It'll get done at some point.

Yeah. Admittedly, I'm currently putting my focus more on the OG pages, but there hasn't been any progress from me for weeks as well because I'm busy with school

Also, it's a wiki. The whole point of a wiki is that anyone can edit it. If you would like to put in the effort, you are certainly free to do so.

Adding to that, you can edit as much or as little as you want, as every bit of your contribution matters.

(Player1) tries climbing a swingset but is immediately flung up high, going straight into the electric barrier.

Late, but Libre has set up the Clean Save while I'm updating the regular one, as it hasn't been updated since S173. Billy is also running now.

Good.

Edited by This on Aug 27th 2021 at 7:36:59 AM

Billy's found a good save, but since it's getting late, I'll start writing the first update in ~8-9 hours from this post.

EDIT: I've started writing an hour ago from this edit.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Aug 28th 2021 at 2:15:47 AM

Mr. Sutton: Welcome to the 177th season of the Reboot Hunger Games! You know the drill, here are our tributes, so let's get going!

Gamemaker: (on the phone) Excuse me sir, but did you check the Earth Prime calendar for next week?

Why so?

Because by our estimates, the next season will be the 3rd Reboot Anniversary season!

What, really?!

Yes... it's been almost three EP years since the survivors of the Great Destruction moved to this timeline, but we bet that everyone has been doing well despite all the chaos that had been happening in and out of the Arena ever since!

Amazing! And to all our nominators, you're free to nominate the most memorable tributes you nominated in this timeline next season, but like all anniversary seasons, it's okay if you nominate someone who only showed up in the Original Timeline!^H/N Though technically, everyone from there showed up in all those countless Massive Group Tributes! Hopefully they're doing okay, wherever they are! But anyway, let's begin!

Battle Music: Pokémon Black 2 & White 2 - Battle! Wild Pokémon

• Bloodbath (alt link)
  • Why would the Flame Emperor need giant's armor when they're already a Mighty Glacier?
  • Terezi sells (|oblong meat products|), using baguettes for their bread.
  • This season is sponsored by GEICO! If you're a tribute, you try to survive the Hunger Games! It's What You Do!^H/N Technically we've been sponsored by you before thanks to your appearances in MGTs, but this is your first time going solo.
  • An upgraded Securitron arrives from the future to hammily tell its previous version that HeChaos must win.
  • White Mage, I know you're a Support Party Member, but this is a killing game!
  • Krookodile used Scary Face! JITC Dragon speed fell and was somehow blinded!
  • Kerchak goes fishing with Cravity... for termites.
  • The ball that wasn't properly shaded douses itself in holy water in hopes to make itself less "cursed".
  • The impostor's attempt to replace the real Jackie was certainly a Fiasco. (rimshot)
  • Kermit Kong delivers us a Kafuka Comedy by KERMIT KONG PUNCHING her all the way to the Forcefield!
  • (splits herself into two and runs) Note to self: the Arena is weird.
  • Wile E. takes a computer and sees what he can do with it to catch that pesky Roadrunner.
  • Bullseye fails to land a bullseye on Steve.
  • Kala finds a backpack in the Cornucopia. No trashin' needed.
  • There goes one of Kisame's slippers! But that won't stop him from turning into a shark man!
  • Antares reminds the Black Mage how to use weapons as a Squishy Wizard.
  • Then again, this is a Loki we're talking about. Could Alien Loki be out of this world? Oh wait...
  • Dusty grabs a shovel so she can dig for kitty treats!
  • He tried so hard (to get the bag), he got so far (to fight Deirdre), but in the end, it didn't even Matterhorn.
  • Besides fighting with Edo Period weapons, Agent One prefers harming the demons by interrogating them.
  • Wait... how can the other Steve disguise himself as Ren & Stimpy? I call this theory busted!
  • Meep meep! (Translation: There will be blood.) (sticks out his tongue and runs away)
  • S.U.P.E.R S.O.L.D.I.E.R.S: Secret Underground People Eternally Rebelling — Superior, Outstanding, Legal Denizens Invading Earth Really Surreptitiously
  • And everyone else grabs stuff or runs.
• Day 1 (alt link)
  • Wile E. holds up his computer, which reads, "SO MUCH FOR LOOTING THIS FROM THE CORNUCOPIA!" as the Ball somehow impales him and fires at him. The holy water must be working, but it's not enough to correct its shading.
  • The Flame Emperor empowers Courier so he's evenly matched against a T-Rex, and he successfully defeats it!
  • Ren & Stimpy throw Cartoon Bombs at a sentient treasure chest and harvest its guts.
  • A gecko... adopting a gecko, I suppose? Too bad he wasn't prepared for the 5-year commitment in taking care of one.
  • And here I thought the impostor incident was the only Fiasco to happen to her. Didn't know Eddie had the skills to build a transforming robot, either.
  • Step One in Secret Agent Training: sneak around and be careful not to make a sound! (snap) Don't touch that, Arvis!
  • Bad idea to say that, Kerchak...
  • That's eight phones for Ema to upgrade. Looks like she'll be busy.
  • Deirdre becomes... a hopeless Pokémon Trainer?
  • Aaaand future!Securitron's prophecy is bust. White Mage, you flamin' hypocrite.
  • To be fair, JITC can fit in with the rest of the dragons from the Monster Hunter Universe...
  • I'll do you one better, Terezi: Kala's gone ape. (rimshot)
  • Mario impresses the judges with his speedrunning skills and wins 1 million Coins, and he'll be paid ~38,461.54 twice a year for 13 years.^H/N Assuming 0% interest. Hope my calculations were correct.
  • Pochi knows what he and Steve from Emperor's Coven are gonna do today: play video games!
  • Dusty continues acting like a puppy, and now she smells like one.
  • Antares ain't dead yet, everyone! That's just a band name!
  • The Roadrunner runs so fast he bowls over all of Cravity, but he regrets it and revives them as quickly as he killed them.
  • The Black Mage casts Revive on Wile E.^OOC took a leaf from Kablam's book to randomize the deceased tribute here, but only brings back his head for casting a White Mage spell.
  • Loona eats a Goldeen.
  • Another T-rex fight, but this one's placated with COOKIES! An unusual strategy from our berserker shark, but I'll take it!
  • Loki betrayal! But surprisingly, Screenslaver rescues the Gator... probably to hypnotize him later.
  • A King Kong-sized punching bag for the King Kong-sized Kermit!
• Deaths (alt link): Kafuka, Matterhorn, Wile E., Jackie, and HeChaos
• Kill Tally:
  • Kermit Kong: 1
  • Artist-Enraging Ball: 1
  • Cousin Eddie: 1
  • White Mage: 1

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Sep 28th 2021 at 7:45:23 PM

the accursed fucker ball's theme song even though it ain't the same ball

Damn, Classic Loki.

Also, Arvis plz

I didn't know Kisame knew the Impure World Reincarnation Jutsu.

Dusty, you are a kitten, not a puppy.

My wild mass guess about bullseye was almost right.

Deirdre's already hopeless? Aww man, poor girl

kBattle Music: Final Fantasy VII - Fighting

• Night 1 (alt link)
  • Freezing things in every sense of the word? Hypnosis? What are you two talking about? wonders Arvis.
  • Ren & Stimpy make a cloning machine out of the treasure chest's guts and clone themselves just for the joke, to the White Mage's disappointment.
  • Krookodile goes hunting in the desert.
  • The Ball is at it again with its improbable weapon skills! RIP Steve from Emperor's Coven.
  • Can we get an F in the chat for— wait, nevermind, Starmies to the rescue!
  • Sigurd cosplays as Kafka! Nice fox fursuit!
  • The Roadrunner reminds Classic Loki of his GLORIOUS PURPOSE, causing him to go mad.
  • ...what's wrong with feeding cookies to a T-rex?
  • Bullseye becomes a bullseye for the other tributes thanks to Snow.
  • Cravity makes a new music video starring Betty's limbs unraveling from a fireworks accident and Cousin Eddie popping out of existence. Betty's still fine, though.
  • Welp... a fitting theme for his bold claim earlier today...
  • The giant frog and the giant dragon shrink themselves to perform clarinet-ectomy on Piccy, but unlike SpongeBob and Patrick, they don't press the GROW Button until they escape.
  • Dusty proves that she's not called Sniper Dusty for nuthin'.
  • The Black Mage casts Fear on Ema, but instead of merely scaring her away, he ends up trapping her in her worst nightmare. Luckily, she investigates it and escapes from his clutches.
  • ...what hair?
  • Clark dramatically unmasks himself to Kala... but before we get to that, have another word from our sponsor, GEICO!
  • The blind troll puts a blanket over Courier and tells the others to pretend with her that he's invisible. They ask her why, but she says, "JUST B3C4US3 1 C4N'T S33 H1M DO3SN'T M34N 1 C4N'T SM3LL H1M! HON HON HON! >:]"
  • Agent One gets notified of his mobile data by an agent of his telecom operator, so he sends them a picture of Kisame in his shark form to threaten them into providing more data.
• Day 2 (alt link)
  • Coin enslaves Kala, but the latter goes ape and rips Coin's tongue out and enslaves her instead.
  • The White Mage makes Bullseye even more of a bullseye by forcing him to wear a collar that shocks him every time he yeets something at his enemies.
  • Kermit Kong continues literally playing doctor and has a parrot assist him in Ema's dental appointment, but it only makes it worse.
  • Our sponsor is also sponsored by... GIECO!
  • Deirdre now has second thoughts about demoting King Shark for feeding that dino.
  • Arvis literally lost his head from those in-jokes the other night, but for some reason, he can still breathe.
  • Unown-F does a Ruins of Alph Remix of "Two Worlds" to make up for that anticlimactic death.
  • ...how does one mistake Bigfoot for an Itra?
  • Still mad from what Roadrunner told him, Classic Loki spreads rumors that the tributes won't be themselves if they return for another season. THE HORROR! THE HORROR!
  • Kerchak's ghost appreciates Unown-F's tribute, but he goes ape on the Super Soldiers from beyond the spirit world.
  • Clark goes bug-catching for his vacation.
  • Irene brags about her magical prowess and why it makes her superior to a speedrunner-slash-plumber who won a million in a talent show.
  • The Flame Emperor becomes the Big Bad of the season! How fitting.
  • (Naruto and death spoilers!) Oh, the irony of Kisame being killed by a shark when he committed shark suicide back home! Also, this isn't shark betrayal! That was just a mobile suit that looks like King Shark!
  • Screenslaver tries hypnotizing Steve while playing video games with him, but the dragon bests him in that round of MonHun!
  • Dusty gets sniped by another knife-wielder... with his eyes.
  • As if this immortal draggo's gonna die from liking that pic!
  • Betty's had enough of Ren & Stimpy's craziness.
  • The Black Mage rants about his spells going awry and engages in a Bullet Hell duel with Loona, who fights back by biting him and then swinging her weapons around with her teeth!
  • Oh Gator Loki, you silly gator, you!
  • Wasteland Survival 101: turn the giant bird that captured you into a nice, warm meal!
  • Roadrunner comes across Wile E.'s computer and randomly pecks on it, accidentally entering a cheat code that shrinks his head.
  • Velzard builds a mini-Gundam.
  • The Ball has a literal Big Brain Moment after playing chess all day. Watch out, everyone!
• Deaths (alt link): Owl House!Steve, Cousin Eddie, Kerchak, Kisame, and Sniper Dusty
• Kill Tally:
  • Artist-Enraging Ball: 2
  • Kermit Kong: 1
  • White Mage: 1
  • Pochi: 1
  • Emperor Antares: 1
  • Cousin Eddie: 1

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Nov 22nd 2021 at 6:28:19 PM

I'm still trying to wrap my head around the concept of Sigurd in a fox suit