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The story of a man who has many problems, who is told by his friends, over and over, to call Saul, the most perfect man in town.

The man refuses, due to his envy, and gets into more and more trouble, before finally calling, and snapping at Saul.

Saul is labeled as missing shortly afterwards, leading to our protagonist going on a fruitless search to find him.

Saul is never found, and our character realizes that no one is perfect. They're shunned for being the cause of Saul's disappearance, and end up alone, eventually telling the tale on his deathbed.

Lost Boy.

A gritty remake of Peter Pan, that focuses on the Lost Boys. There is one boy who wanted to join them, but was cast out. So now, he wants revenge. Meanwhile, Captain Hook wants to manipulate the Lost Boys into joining his pirate crew.

Ratman

edited 18th Dec '16 6:09:47 PM by DrNoPuma

Still hoping for Klonoa to get a new game... or a movie like this

A parody of Batman. It tells a story of a man named Bob Hutchkins who becomes Ratman at day to save S-City from villains such as Bob.

Irrational and Bethesda Presents Icebound: Ruins of Millennium.

Up in Useful Notes/Paraguay

A first-person shooter/RPG game focusing on a post-apocalyptic Earth where a global ice age has nearly wiped out all of humanity. You play as Richard Weiss, a "heat seeker" searching for energy and fuel sources in the ruins of the old world to keep is small community alive. During an expedition deep into icy wilderness, Weiss discovers the ruins of a futuristic city called Millennium. Here, he awakens an ancient AI that believes itself to be the next step in human evolution and attempts to force horrific mutations on the human survivors to jumpstart a new species.

God Is Selfish

Is not impressed.

God is turned into a shellfish by a magical curse because he is angry that his son Jesus is condemned to death, which broke his own oath to never think of another specific humans. Hilarity Ensues.

Queen of Sadness

The King of Sorrow is looking for a Queen.

After the death of the ruling monarch, a queen must preside over the kingdom until a new leader can be chosen. However, a series of misfortunes and political gambits kill off much of her family, and leave her as little more than a puppet ruler. Worst of all, the populace blames her for the events despite her lack of control, and she dies at the hands of an angry and misinformed mob, after having lost the rest of her family to disease or assassination.

The Electrum Ring

edited 7th Jan '17 9:20:11 PM by Cabe_Bedlam

I need to update these things more often

An alien queen is captured to the Earth and is being experimented by humans, she can do nothing but weeping. Her tears are infectious, as it carries a virus which makes people shed tears without reason. One by one, the Queen of Sadness brings tear to this world, as an outcry of her loniless and her despair.

And thus, joy was gone in the Earth.

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In a world where gold dominates everything, a king is given a ring made of electrum to turn whatever he touches into gold. One by one, he turns his food, his drink, and everyone he loved into gold. Unbeknownst for him, The Electrum Ring is bestowed by a Humanoid Abomination to annihilate the corrupt world by turning the entire civilization into gold, and whoever wears the ring will be possessed by it until it turns everything into gold.

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Violin & Candlestick

edited 7th Jan '17 9:38:48 PM by Mhazard

The story of a young man who hates his job, his world, and his life in general. The only thing he finds comfort in is his violin. But the problem is, he's very shy, and he feels that he has to hide his talents. So whenever he plays the violin, he goes down into his deep, dark basement, illuminated with only a candlestick. However, he makes friends with a candlemaker who encourages him to show off his talents and start performing for people. The two friends help each other like this throughout the story.

The Kindhearted Rat

Still hoping for Klonoa to get a new game... or a movie like this

A rat is ostracized among his fellow species for not being evil enough, but is nevertheless determined to be the most kindhearted rat known to ratkind. A throwback to the Classic Disney Shorts.

Recreational Nightmares

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.

A Dark Comedy fanfic starring Freddy Krueger that details his daily habit of terrorizing and killing teenagers with his dream power as a hobby from his stressful job.

Return to Brokeback Mountain

Ennis returns to the Brokeback Mountain in a desperate hope to find his meaning of life and a new love, only to see the said mountain is barricaded. He breaches through the barricade, trying to find the place where he met Jack, but ends out inadvertently breaking a seal, unleashing an Eldritch Abomination inside the mountain. The End of the World as We Know It ensues.

To Link The Fire

edited 18th Jan '17 12:57:59 AM by Mhazard

You win.

An archaeologist searches for evidence that mankind was given fire by aliens. Giorgio A. Tsoukalos makes an appearance, so does a cult, Hilarity Ensues.

The Kidney Salesman

Is not impressed.

A drama about a man trying to fool a black market sellman to sell his sick kidney in order to have money to buy food.

Snow Blood

A Christmas horror-comedy movie, and a parody of Frosty the Snowman. 30 years have passed since the story of Frosty the Snowman. By now, the kids have all grown up and completely forgotten about the magical events that took place when they were kids. Frosty returns to their former schoolhouse, only to realize that they're not there anymore. He goes insane and starts murdering people left and right to force the kids to stay with him forever.

New Villains

Still hoping for Klonoa to get a new game... or a movie like this

A story of a video game developer trying to design a new villain for his game, but he can't find any inspiration because he only knows coding, and he can't come up with any idea other than generic spacecrafts. So he heads to a TV studio, hoping to learn more about screenwriting and character design. And so he meets a schoolgirl, who seems to know how to design a new villain...

Undone By The Blood

A horror story about a village that has its inhabitant being slowly swallowed and sacrifice to feed the blood magic rituals that was practiced.

Starry Eyed

Bump

A young, idealistic astronaut slowly becomes disillusioned by the office politics and red tape involved with space travel, but finds the hope and drive to continue after escaping the surly bonds of this Crapsack World and getting to space.

Chaos

A story centering around Character Alignment. In this world, society is falling apart, and everyone is on the Chaotic side... except for our hero, who wants to bring order back to the world by going on a quest to destroy the Chaotic Evil Big Bad. On his journey, he begins to question which is more important, order vs. chaos or good vs. evil.

The Treasure of Oyster Cove

Still hoping for Klonoa to get a new game... or a movie like this

It's an artistic, yet subtle porn about a Pirate Captain and a Pirate Girl falling in love with each other, having a wedding on a Cool Ship and (censored) at a cove stuffed with oysters, albeit with a different meaning about the word "oyster".

The One Onion Ring

edited 23rd Apr '17 9:52:11 AM by Mhazard

A group of wacky kids decide to look for the treasure of Oyster Cove, meeting dangerous pirates, a mad doctor who's actually a really nice guy, a mad crusader, and finally, a cool young adult, who's not that cool at all.

The treasure itself has the power to grant wishes, and everyone's out to get it!

Though the treasure is actually the seal for Nytharlotep himself.

Will the kids get to the treasure first, or will one of the many bad guys nab it?

The story of a group of Tv Tropers heading to Burger King, and discovering the one ring to rule them all.

Will they be able to go on a quest around the world to find more onion rings like it, due to an onion ring shortage?

Or will the group of friends tear each other to shreds over a single onion ring?!

Octodad: First Blood.

edited 23rd Apr '17 12:32:02 PM by RandomWriter413

A parody of Dark Fics, where the Octodad is "supporting his family through dirty work" (his family is actually fairly well-off, a fact which everyone points out but which Octodad just can't seem to get). The dirty work in question? Spraying ink in people's faces. Suffice it to say, most of his customers are bored teenagers with jerkish senses of humor.

The Death Tourists

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.

Various gods of death wander around Earth, trying to find the relatives of people who recently died to let them know what their thoughts were, and to let them know they will be fine.

The Last Hammer

edited 8th Jun '17 11:07:32 AM by RatherRandomRachel

"Did you expect somebody else?"

It focuses on a cult of individuals who wish to become closer to their god while still hanging on to this mortal coil. Through various methods available to them, they attempt to trigger NearDeathExperiences. While the cultists are used to having occasional runs go horribly wrong, one congregation in particular has an unusual amount of deaths in the span of 12 months. Once one of them is the daughter of a prominent congressman(where the story begins), it prompts an investigation of not only the incident itself, but it spreads out to the cult as a whole. A conspiracy is uncovered, and the true motives of the cult's leadership become clear.

(knew I'd get ninja'd, should have posted a stub...)A quest to find the legendary hammer Mjolnir, the last relic of an ancient Norse civilization, leads an archeologist to discover a hidden history of the region...and inadvertantly puts her in mortal danger from a rival group who wishes to keep it under wraps.

Turquoise Dreams

That last line.

edited 8th Jun '17 1:19:52 PM by sarysa

Current WHABP alts: Jani (Sarah) the Purrloin, Hudson the Togetic. Tilly/Lilly (Digletts) are being Put on a Bus.

Vincent Van Gogh, an artist on the brink on insanity, finds inspiration for Starry Night in a dream he has, that involves floating in space. Wanting to draw the stars realistically, Vincent goes out to sea on a dinghy, with a canvas, prepared to paint the stars. In his insanity, he instead paints the sea in the sky on the painting. He is assisted by a sassy black sidekick.

The Last Five Men

edited 8th Jun '17 12:58:17 PM by TacoBadger

Huzzah