It breaks due to the sheer weight.
TNP has to fight against a Lovecraftian giant flying eyeball.
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
How tough is that eyelid exactly? If it's anywhere comparable to a tank (which is likely), I'm just dead.
...has to defend an innocent client of a Frame-Up?
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
i lived bitch
Probably going to end up having to defend MYSELF, and likely I'm going to fail miserably on all accounts.
TNP is forced into the role of Shirou Emiya.
If Sirin was the main protagonist... Kinda, anyway.
I ended up married Illya.
TNP is married to Meta Knight.
Well this is awkward, though I can probably put up with it.
After coming home from school/work, the TNP finds a cult performing a dark ritual in front of their place.
The League of Heroes
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I think the amount of weird that would be directly correlates to whether I’m at my actual home (which would be unsettling) or if I’m at my dorm (par for the course).
The next poster is now the star of a Netflix series! What’s it about?
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘
It would be kind of like The Amazing World of Gumball: A fun kids' show with tons of Medium Blending (although mostly stop motion). The plot and writing would be silly but wholesome, with cute characters going on adventures and learning things along the way. Heavily based on various 90's cartoons. I would be some sort of animated Funny Animal, probably a big cat of some sort.
...I'm assuming animated shows are okay for this prompt. :P
The next troper instantly becomes the CEO of any pre-existing company they want.
Edited by DrNoPuma on Mar 11th 2019 at 10:35:19 AM
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
Behold, the new From Software has come at last!
TNP is married to a Magikarp.
Questionable Arcana
Hello. I’d like you to meet Hollyhocks the Magikarp. He’s the love of my life.
TNP’s mind has been merged with that of the children’s book character of their choice, and placed inside a robotic tea kettle.
Maruki did nothing wrong.
Heya there! I'm West.
Wut. I’m now half the Grimm Brothers’ Cinder in a tea kettle.
Ate a Sichuanese Hot Pot (ULTRA SPICY).
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
I would probably die.
...got attacked by a rabid chihuahua?
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
i lived bitch
Welp, time to head to the nearest clinic and hope for the best.
TNP gets transported into the world of Honkai Impact 3rd... as the plot begins to undergo Cerebus Syndrome.
If Sirin was the main protagonist... Kinda, anyway.
I think I'm gonna die.
TNP wakes up to the sight of a talking watermelon trying to serenade them.
The League of Heroes
Welp time to get my baseball bat out from under my bed and ask it what it's doing there.
...found 2000 dollars randomly on the street?
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
🔴🔴🔴GO, MY HAROS🟣🟣🟣
That's very clearly a bait for something I don't want to find out. I'll just turn around and pretend nothing is there.
TNP enters the Mortal Kombat tournament... as an audience.
Edited by ArmoredFury on Mar 29th 2019 at 9:24:14 PM
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
I'd be among the first of that audience to die, but not before the Kombatants' blood gushes onto my face.
...becomes president of the United States?
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
Heya there! I'm West.
The USA would become ded.
readed the original version of Little Women?
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Oh yes? What did you think about the “Thanks for the medicine” part?
Edited by JTTWlover on Mar 29th 2019 at 10:47:53 AM
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
I did as a child! I could never pick a favorite of the four girls - each one was different, but each personality type was written with love and respect and humor. It was the first book I read where girls were so thoroughly the main characters that you could relate to them and make fun of them and still love them. (Meanwhile the guys, except for Laurie, were all a little romanticized - I had multiple crushes in that book, tbh.) The focus on trying to overcome personal flaws might have come across as preachy if it hadn't been so danged relatable to me.
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It's been several years since I read it, so I'm not sure which scene you're referring to. I should re-read.
What if TNP gets mistaken for a mega-famous Hollywood actor?
Edited by Elisabel on Mar 30th 2019 at 1:28:44 PM
I'd try to explain that I'm not that actor and probably fail.
...attempted to drive a semi truck?
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
I'd try doing my best, though I'd probably fail due to the wide turns.
TNP is in the world of Final Fantasy VII.
The League of Heroes
I'd get screwed by Don Corneo...
TNP is now the commander of a PMC company and the entire army of Tactical Dolls is now at their disposal.
Edited by Mhazard on Mar 30th 2019 at 5:19:36 PM
Time to take over the world.
...played chess against a grandmaster?
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
A Kitsune Balancing Act
... became a cyborg?
Sturgeon's Law is too YMMV for page examples, so WHY is it not a YMMV trope!?
Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou
First of all, hell yeah! Secondly, what I'd do depends on exactly what kind but I'd try to find a way to use any new abilities
TNP is now in Super Smash Bros.... as an assist trophy.
Edited by Zanreo on Mar 30th 2019 at 11:19:00 AM
"Leftover items still have value!"
They'll probably enjoy it, assuming they like it.
What would happen if the next troper jumps in a trampoline with their last 2 avatars.
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."