Not stupid or expendable.
Maaaaaaaaaan, I love Ford Prefect!
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
Oh man, I wish I can have my own guns and tanks! Now please excuse me for a moment while I hug this Girls' Frontline body pillow as I lament the increasing religious conservatism in my country alongside an anecdotal observation of religious intolerance on internet forums.
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
The Senate
We are the masters of a power driven to the far reaches of the universe, and we have but one desire! Also bird magic.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
-barges into the room, dressed in full clown attire-
FOLKS, I'M GOING DOWN TO SAINT JAMES INFIRMARYYYYYY
No "Bowser's Fury" questions please. I haven't played it yet.
Light and Hope
ARGH, WHY MUST THE WORLD BE SO CRUEL TO ME?! I FUCKING HATE MY LIFE! (lol, nope, I don't hate my life)
Edited by dave_the_assassin on Jul 20th 2018 at 9:13:20 PM
Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."
Strongest In History
Have you heard of our lord and savior, The King of Fighters?
"DIO is the ultimate being! The being of the future! Dare you not to rival me!"
Me: *silently avoids eye contact*
Somebody: *briefly mentions anything I am remotely interested in*
Everyone else: "Oh, Crap!..."
Me: *talks the unfortunate soul's ear off about said thing*
Well-Intentioned Tyrant
Order in the court! I will endeavor to be a fair king to you all. So let it be written; so let it be done... with liberty and justice for all.
"It's not what's on the outside, but the inside that counts. Such is the belief of a pansexual." *jerks it against a literal pan*
Well-Intentioned Tyrant
Also, AVATARS.
"It's not what's on the outside, but the inside that counts. Such is the belief of a pansexual." *jerks it against a literal pan*
"Team Ken, baby"
Have I mentioned recently that I am gay and I love The Pogues? Because I'm gay and I love The Pogues.
Stand up against pinkwashing, don't fall for propoganda
Fly Air Madeline
I use Hat Kid avatars because it's my thing. Here's another Hat Kid avatar. It's cute, right? 
Look at this pure cinnamon roll.
LOOK AT HER.
Now watch as I pat her head for 30 minutes straight.
-Furious headpatting noises-
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
Excuse me, sir, have you heard of the gospel according to John, Paul, George, and Ringo?
Edited by TropesForever on Jul 29th 2018 at 6:40:14 PM
ME: I
ME: ARE
ME: VERY
ME: VERY
ME: VERY
ME: VERY
ME: VERY
- 2 HOURS LATER
ME: VERY
ME: VERY
ME: SMART!
chaos catby with a flannel shirt addiction
Go away I hate you all I just want to play video games and read tvtropes all day. Why are you still here?! GET OUT!!!
I used to plug my deviantart here but turns out the link was too long.
Hydraloonie
Only speaks in quotations from the Simpsons
STEAMED HAMS
Edited by Hydraloonie on Jul 29th 2018 at 4:08:40 AM
Progress has it's stepping stones.
(ON INDEFINITE HIATUS)
I like unfunny dead memes lulz! HERE CONE DAT BARRY B BENSON! SWAG YOLO WHAT ARE THOSE
She/they. Hirrus Clutumnus is my comfort character
Oh Captain!~
"I'm sorry, but I don't feel like human interaction for the next year. Literally. Goodbye and piss off."
-locks apartment door, opens laptop, cries of loneliness-
Internal monologue: ...Oh my god Custard you attention-seeking bitch, crying's not gonna get you anywhere, so shut up and watch your goddamn Disney movies. Oh and you're not that lonely because you've got roommates. Oh wait, they lock themselves in their rooms with their laptops too. ARE YOU PROUD OF YOURSELF?
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
Legosi
I’m Shackwave, And I Missed a letter OOPS! Must Edit Post Again.
Edited by shackwave on Oct 15th 2018 at 10:45:52 AM
My Anime crush is Legosi
The Senate
lolcalamityjoke
Small grammar mistakes require the invasion of Poland!
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
Facing the consequences.
I LOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVEEEE JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE ITS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOD ITS THE BEST THING EVVVVVEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Toby Fox is the only person to make an mpreg homestuck rock opera and then compose music for smash bros.
Strongest In History
"Hello, I am a normal person."
Internally: SCREECHES ABOUT KOF AND JOJO AND OBSCURE SHIT UNTIL THE END OF TIME
"DIO is the ultimate being! The being of the future! Dare you not to rival me!"
Billion Dollar Babies
In the name of Eddie, Halford, and the Holy Diver, I sentence thee to crucifixion for betraying the Metal Code!
Edited by TotallyNotAnAlien on Oct 16th 2018 at 9:48:09 AM
No more Mr. Nice Guy / No more Mr. Clean / No more Mr. Nice Guy / They say, "he's sick, he's obscene!"
I'm helping!
Oh boy, I got fired for meowing at a customer again! Now it's time to stay up too late!
Trouble Cube continues to be a general-purpose forum for those who desire such a thing.
Oh boy German historical figures I LOVE THEM SO MUCH.
I'm no longer a forumgoer. Please contact me through Discord instead.