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Bee and Puppycat - The Original Short

• Bee is a wellspring for these moments.
  • "I GOT YOU SOME ICE FOR YOUR CROTCH! I'M SHOVING THE CROTCH ICE UNDER THE DOOR!"
  • "You took too long. Now your candy's gone. Dat's what happen." BAKOWWWWW!
  • "There better not be anything scary-cryptic written in here... I will scream SO. LOUD... And then totally lose my marbles... (chuckles)"
    • "Pretty stationery, though..."
  • (After hitting herself in the stomach with her umbrella) "My gu-uuuuuts, my guts."
  • (jolting up awake from a bizarre nightmare) "AAH BAD DREAM!!" (points at Puppycat) "AAH YOU WERE THERE!!" (picks up tray) "AAH THE LASAGNA'S GONE!!" (looks at phone alarm) "AAH I'M LATE!!"
• The sounds the pigeon outside of the Temp Agency makes. "Bawk. Bawk. BLAGAWWW!"
• This exchange:
  Puppycat: Hello Peon. Bow to me.
  Ladybug: Ummm... no... thank you.
  Puppycat: Why not?
  • Additionally, Puppycat's Speaking Simlish for the exchange sounds suspiciously like a Cluster F-Bomb.
• When Bee's stomach starts growling from hunger.
  Bee: Crap! I ran out of food money!
  (Puppycat guards his food)
  Bee: Relax, man. I'm not gonna eat your food.
• Puppycat hitting Bee with an envelope that came out of his collar bell to get her to open it/stop her freaking out.
• Bee offers to get Puppycat a pen to sign his letter, not even batting an eye at the fact a letter for temp work came for her pet.
• The retching sound Assign Bot makes as Bee and Puppycat enter Fishbowl Space.
• Bee's reaction upon receiving her Magical Girl costume:
  Bee: Uh... No. No no no no noooo! I don't like this outfit!
• Wallace would be hilarious if not for the fact that he's so sad.
  Bee: What's wrong?
  Wallace: *sniff* I miss my mama.
  Puppycat: He always misses his mama.
  Wallace: She's been gone forever!
  Bee: Awwww....
  Puppycat: She's been gone for 2 minutes. And she'll probably be back in 10 minutes.
• The frustrated noise Puppycat makes when Wallace asks for a story. GAAAHH.
• Puppycat is attacked, Bee pulls a sword, lets out a yell worthy of Xena: Warrior Princess, then starts biting the monster's tongue.
  Puppycat: Aw, siiick. Use the sword!
  Bee starts bludgeoning the monster with her sword
  Puppycat: USE THE SWORD AS A SWORD!
  Bee: (imitating Puppycat's Simlish) Don't tell me what to do! Wahwahwahwah!
  • What makes it even funnier is that it works and she successfully bites the tongue clean off!
• After Bee lands on her couch upon their return from Fishbowl Space:
  Bee: Oh my God, I am so glad there wasn't anything sharp on my couch.

Frederator Series

Food

• The various eyebrow changes as Bee types out her text to Deckard.
• The cicada:
  Who-wants-to-make-a-million-babies-with-me? Who-wants-to-make-a-million-babies-with-me? Who-wants-to-make-a-million-babies-with-me?
• At the supermarket, Bee gets an attack of Attention Deficit... Ooh, Shiny!:
  Bee: [As Puppycat leaves with the shopping cart] Where're you-Fish Cakes!
  • Puppycat comes back moments later with the cart filled with various implements of destruction including a crossbow, grenades, and a chainsaw.
    Bee: Where'd you find a leather jacket?
  • What's better is her only other comment on the stuff in the cart is that Puppycat forgot to bring his money with him, so he should put it back. Puppycat responds by throwing the leather jacket he was wearing on the ground in frustration.
• The entire attempt at cooking the recipe. Basically, Puppycat shoves things off the counter and shelves like a cat out of spite of Deckard.
• Bee is eating everything in sight, prompting this exchange:
  Bee: ...I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM CRAZY BAD!!!
  Cas: She... takes her cat to the bathroom?
  Deckard: It smells like a dog.
  Cas: You smell like a dog.
  Deckard: You look like a dog.
  Cas: Ha ha ha ha ha ha... (cracks her knuckles, then performs various pro-wrestling moves on Deckard)

• Puppycat is bribed into looking for temp work with the promise of a leather jacket.
  Puppycat: My own leather jacket. A chance to look as cool on the outside as I am on the inside.
• Puppycat's much-loathed helmet, which reads "2 cute 2 poot."

Farmer

• Bee telling to Puppycat to don't look while she's falling down and her skirt is flowing up. And she does the same to Temp Bot.
• Bee insisting Temp Bot to hurry up to assign them an easy job.
  Bee: [touching Temp Bot's screen] Temp Bot, hurry up, we don't have much time, we just came from the bathroom-
  Temp Bot: Eww, and you touch my face...Wait, did you wash your hands?
  Bee: There's no time to wash hands, we need quick cash!
  Temp Bot: ...Eww.
• Bee and Puppycat kiss by accident. Bee's reaction?
  Bee: Where's my gum?
• Bee couldn't buy the leather jacket she promised to Puppycat so she gives him her old baby jacket. Remember he wanted the jacket to look cool instead of cute, now he's a cute dog/cat thingie in a baby blue with pink bows' jacket. That has glitter in the pockets. And it says "Poo Monster" on the back.
• The Farmer intended his payment to be the sweet release of death. Bee's response is to pluck the leaf off his head and take it with her.

Beach

• The crab who follows Bee and Puppycat around throughout the episode in search of cleavage and cleavage-like imagery, culminating with him pulling down Puppycat's swim trunks to see his "butt cleavage", only to be shocked by his non-existent ass.
• Cardamon alone is comedy gold, especially with the British accent.
  • Cardamon attempting to fix Bee's toilet... by hitting it with a squeaky toy hammer.
  • Cardamon calling Puppycat fat. Puppycat's reaction sells it.
  • Cardamon's introduction.
    Cardamon: (with his hair wet) Touch my hair.
    Bee: Yeah, okay! (gets hand wet) Oooh...?
    Cardamon: That's toilet water.
    Bee: Ewwww.
  • Cardamon tells Bee and Puppycat he needs space while he works, and each time he tells them to go back away further until they're at the beach of the island...and he still texts them to go "further".
    Bee: This...is as faaaar...as we can go.
• Puppycat casually demanding Cardamon's hammer.
• Puppycat's high-pitched scream, with an expression of complete annoyance at "cleavage crab"...while his head spins.
• Bee walking on the burning sand, and suddenly a horde of cats comes out of nowhere behind her.
• The episode ends with Cardamon fishing a can of canned food out of the toilet. His only reaction is a completely deadpan "Why."
• Puppycat's Speaking Simlish has one exception: Pretty Patrick's name.
• Bee gargling her yogurt.
  Bee (garbled): Soon it will be cheese.

Cats

• "Puppycat, why is there so much fabric in the crotch? There's a lot!"
  • Bee rubbing the crotch fabric, which is followed by a large slap on the wrist from Puppycat and Bee yelling "WOOOOOOOW!"
• The Cat Head Planet people continually dismiss Puppycat from watching TV due to a defense motion that continually leads to them puking in their mouths.
  • "Betrayal..."
• This exchange
  Cat: A new cafe pet! Sooo cute! Would you like a pastry?
  Bee: Oh HELL yeah!
• Puppycat's ">:(" face after Bee admits her mistakes.
  Bee: I'm the worst pet-owner ever!
  Puppycat: .....I'm not your pet.
• "TOILET'S DONE YOU WEIRDO"
  • Cardamon's letter to Bee.
  Dear Bee. I taped that show you wanted to watch. I don't know why you'd wanna watch a show where a guy eats a pile of mashed potatoes but I'm not one to judge.
  Bee: (crumbles the paper up) Spoilers!
  • If fans were long-time watchers of Natazilla's Tumblr (or went through it), they'd recognize Puppycat's posing as the same as Pancake's (Nat's cat) in a comic she drew.
  Pancake: (strikes the first pose)
  Nat: Too sexy. (Slams hand on the table)
  Pancake: (Jumps and changes to a second "sexy" pose)
  Nat: DARN IT.

Game

• Cloudworld in general is one huge Affectionate Parody of classic Role-Playing Games, stretching the entire definition of Take Your Time and Side Quest to the limit.
  • The Eyeball, the main quest objective, actually isn't harming anyone. It's just really creepy staring at everyone.
• When Bee grabs onto Puppycat's tail as they're falling, we get another exception to Puppycat's Speaking Simlish:
  Puppycat: My ass!
  Puppycat: MY ASS!
  Puppycat: MY AAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS!

Netflix Series

Again for the First Time

• The baby head says he wants his mommy back because he thinks he's soiled his diaper. Bee wonders how a disembodied head could do that.

Who Would Want This?

What Do You Want to Be?

Gentle Touch

Little Fingers

Day Off Work

Snow and Violets

Funny Lying

• Puppycat trying to step on a grasshopper that keeps calling him ugly.

My Favorite

Did You Remember

Bird Friend

Two Clown Noses

Golden Eyes

Why Don't You Help Me

Now I'm Really Alone

• Bee and Puppycat finish another job at the start of the episode, but it becomes clear that they didn't do it very well.
  • The giant cat instructing them on the job tells them that they're doing fantastic... despite the fact that the planet they're on looks barely half-finished and Bee comparing the diagram that notes how it should look is a complete mis-match. And somehow, she falls for it.
  • Rather than getting paid, TempBot sends them a message to go to re-training. The letter itself is so patronizing that it's comical, with the cherry on top being the dots on the "i"s all being smiley faces.
  • Bee tries to ignore the re-training letter, only for TempBot to send another letter telling them to go to re-training, somehow yelling in a letter.
  TempBot: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! YOU AIN'T ALLOWED TO WORK REMEMBER??? GO TO RETRAINING YOU DELINQUENT!!!!!!!
• The antics Moully gets up to in this episode are a great source of laughs.
  • Moully is able to escape the lead Warlock's grip by just kicking it after stealing their ring.
  • When he teleports to Bee, he ends up crashing straight through her wall, making a Moully shaped hole in it.
  • Unusually Uninteresting Sight is averted, and pretty much all of Bee's friends who see Moully immediately register that it's weird.
    • Wesley pretty much freezes up the moment he sees Moully, and when Bee introduces him, he has a hard time trying to take his presence in stride.
    • Cas pretty much just flips out.
  Cas: What is that?! I knew you were weird! You always have weird stuff happening around you! And now you have a weird... huge friend!! Wraaagh!

I Won't Leave You Alone

• Merlin and Toast's twin babies punching their dad in the chin.

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