Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt is filled with offensive humor that is very funny to watch. Most of them are also found in the funny moments section.
Panty: Wait! Something's up. She didn't call me a whore. (peeks out of the bathroom only for lasers to aim at her face)Stocking: Ha! You're not just a whore, you're a stupid whore!
- The quite literal screwing.
- Gothitron Stocking needing to pee so Rotten-Ass Panty stays in the bathroom only for her to get aimed at the Stockingcons.
Panty: You and your lame-ass fucking dick moves, I should've seen that coming!
Narrator: The Stockingcons escape trouble by donning diapers.
Stocking: When it comes to war, anything goes. [pulls out a megaphone] KILL THE BITCH!!! (Earth-Shattering Kaboom)
- In "...Of The Dead," when Panty and Stocking beat the hell out of a zombie cat with a pair of brightly colored dildos, they say this little gem:Panty: Fuck! Son of a bitch!
Stocking: You motherfucker!
Panty: Oh yeah, you fatherfucker!
- "Oh yeah you so fuckin' crazy!"
- General Scottie. Also, "Men, we have reached the Bush! Urk!"
- "The Diet Syndrome". Just... "The Diet Syndrome".Panty: Uh oh~! Peekaboo! I saw it. There it is...there it is again. Hello! Still there. Fatty! Fatass! One more hip! Fattyfattyfattyfattyfatty...Stocking: Ohhhhhhh-hohohohohoho~! Chuuuuuuuck, come heeeeeeere~! [takes Chuck to the elevator while twirling to beat the shit out of him] SPIT IT OUT RIGHT NOW OR I'LL GAG YOU WITH A TOOTHBRUSH AND EAT THE CHUNKS LEFT OVER FROM EVERY DONUT HOLE YOU'VE STOLEN FROM ME IN THE PAST 48 HOURS! [Chuck pukes] TRY AGAIN!
- Panty making good on her promise to laugh if Stocking got fat from all the cake she was eating.
- Every time Chuck gets his ass beaten.
- The end of Episode 13. Stocking kills Panty and Garterbelt (who unexplodes again), and walks away with Corset. Cue Garterbelt, Brief, Chuck and the Demon Sisters staring blankly for a good five seconds, with appropriately hilarious facial expressions.
- The death of Sam, simply because of how ridiculously over-the-top it is.
- Panty beginning to do her transformation sequence, only to be interrupted for "making a mockery of this sacred courtroom". Panty simply asks "If it's so sacred than why is there a stripper pole?"
- Panty's reaction to Scanty and Kneesocks' Transformation Sequence.
- In Episode 2-B, "Sex and the Daten City", Panty and Stocking are searching for copies of Panty's porn flick to destroy them. Where are some of said copies? In the mouth of a camel in Egypt, in Antarctica and on a space station (the last for educational purposes).
- The History of the Earth, according to Garterbelt. While the animated sequence is funny, Garterbelt being in for several famous paintings and photographs is the best part, especially because he was an African-American Ku Klux Klan member.
- In the third Manga Strip, Brief mistakenly believes that a ghost is at the school prom. After trying to warn everyone however, Scanty suddenly appears, claiming that there is a ghost hiding in the prom after all...only she's wrong. Kneesocks reminds her that they were just there for fun and didn't bring a ghost, humiliating Scanty and sending her into a panic, causing her to claim there is a "Phantom Ghost" there.
- After Loser Ghost escapes the angels down the toilet in the dub.Panty: Ew! That was gross.
Stocking: You asked for it it. Having fun yet?
Panty: Fuck that! I'm not sticking my fist in there!
Stocking: Not often you get to say that.
Panty: Well played, hooker. [Loser Ghost splashes them with toilet water]
Loser Ghost: By the way, bitches, I'm a girl!
Panty and Stocking: OH NO, YOU DI'NT!
- Garterbelt scolds the angels for spending three million dollars on stuff so Panty tells him to crawl back up inside his vagina for complaining only for Garter to tell Panty to crawl into his vagina.
- The argument Panty and Stocking has in the English dub of Catfight Club, the vulgarity and Black Comedy of it make it even funnier.Stocking: You always have to fuck up everything don't you?! This is my room, yours looks like a hoarder's asshole exploded. Look at your toilet, look at your bathtub, look at what you put in your mouth and I'm not just talking about dick! You're nothing but a filthy ho-bagging thief!
Panty: Remember when I told you to relax, you need some inner fucking peace.
Stocking: I do not understand how I can ever be related to you.
Panty: Try these, I'll let you steal some of my food if it makes you feel better, we cool? [Stocking slaps it out of her hand] Look hooker I'm trying to be fucking nice here.
Stocking: You know I don't like spicy food.
Panty: You do realize that if you're going to eat sweet shit you'll end up as a Fatty Mc Fatterson.
Stocking: Well here's the news flash Flatty Mc Flatterson. All the weight I gain goes straight to my boobs and I am okay with that.
Panty: Yeah and your nipples are the size of dinner plates, mine are small, fierce and oh god are they sensitive.
Stocking: Like I freak out over your titters, I say titters because your boobs are so small they actually make me laugh.
Panty: Yeah that's cool, your tits keep you from looking like a little girl I get it. Then when he gives you candy you won't feel like you'll be hooking up with a pedophile.
Stocking: You mean like that idiotic muscle-head piece of shit you keep on the back burner? Oh by the way, I diddled him. I diddled him real hard and he said I was the best FUCK he had ever had, way better than you! Not that he should procreate but I would totally have his abortion.
Panty: And I fucked that masochistic freak you like so much, he was tying me in up, so heads up, Buttercup. His fat ass was all jiggly, just like your fancy pudding and giant skin sacks. KEEP YOUR MOUTH OFF MY THINGS!
Stocking: LIKEWISE BITCH!