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Quotes / Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt

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"O pitiful shadow lost in the darkness, O evil spirit born of those drifting between Heaven and Earth. May the thunderous power from the garments of these holy delicate maidens strike down upon you with great vengeance and furious anger, shattering your loathsome impurity and returning you from whence you came! REPENT, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!"
Panty and Stocking's In the Name of the Moon speech

"GOD! MY! OH!"
Garterbelt, after being resurrected

"Motherfucker needs to motherfucking chillax before he has a motherfucking stroke!"
Panty wanting Garterbelt to calm down

"What are you sayin'?! You mean you failed?! You actin' like you don't even give a shit!"
Garterbelt chastising the Anarchy sisters after failing their mission

"What the fuck! Put it back on! Seriously, he was about to hogtie me. You don't want to miss it."
Panty, after her sex tape got shut off

"It's not okay! Dammit! How in every religious holy deity did this happen?! Am I being punished for eating sweet shit?!"
Stocking after gaining weight (due to a Ghost's power) despite exercising excessively

"Rules keep behavior in check, suppression keeps thoughts in check, and physical training keeps them from looking like fat enchiladas! These things bring about perfection and beauty!"
Kneesocks, while lecturing the Anarchy sisters about rules

"How dare you, you rancorous whore!"
Scanty, disgusted by Panty's blatant disregard for Brief's safety

"Break, O Earth; Dry up, O sea; Burn out, O sun; Grant us power Earthly leaders and gate keepers of Hell. Guide us, makers of the underworld! We are high-class Demon Commanders!"
Scanty and Kneesocks In the Name of the Moon speech

"Are you starting to get it? Freedom of choice is just a fantasy whether you're an angel or a normal ho-bag. Reality's tough! Wear a cup, bitch."
Corset lecturing Panty on the futility of freedom

"You both need to stop spending money on bullshit! You're angels, not hipsters. Hey, cock jockers! I'm not just talking to fuckin' hear myself! You spent over three million dollars! Fish-flavored lube; titty-enhancer; toys that ain't sex toys; who the fuck orders that much food?! You bitches eat so much you're gonna start sweating bacon grease!"
Garterbelt scolding Panty and Stocking on their shopping habits

"Garter, if you're gonna act like a baby, you might as well crawl back up your giant vagina where you belong."
Panty telling Garterbelt to stop complaining about their shopping habits

"You're the ones acting irresponsible so you crawl into my vagina!"
Garterbelt retaliating Panty's vagina crawling quote

"Respect the cock and tame the cunt. And of course, by cock, I mean our hallowed justice system. That great blind cock that towers over us all and comes down hard on those who do bad! Like those who killed Mr. Husband! And by cunts, I of course mean CUNTS! Cunts like these two fallen angels who ruthlessly snatched away the life from our poor victim! These cunts who must be tamed before they try to destroy all of the joys of manhood! Our cock of justice will make these cunts wet with the moist tears of regret from what they've done!"
Tom Croose/Kneesocks, planning to punish Panty and Stocking

"Well after we eat, lets go hit the club and have ourselves a little fuckfest! Fuck that guy! Fuck this guy! Fuck those guys! We'll find everything that has a dick and FUCK IT! I'M TOTALLY FUCKING STOKED!"
Panty inviting Stocking to a celebratory night out

"You're right, I'm just a little bitch and I'm proud of it. But guess what, douchebag? That's not the point. News flash, I don't need special fucking powers to beat the shit out of you. You know why? Because I'm a bitch who doesn't give a fuck. You and your half-dead face can preach about hymens and demons and other weird words that supposedly mean shit, but that doesn't change the fact that if any of you fuckers get in my way, I'm gonna kick some twisted-ass ass. You hear me dick? I'm a hot bitch angel named Panty. And no matter what anyone says, I DO WHAT I FUCKING WANT!"
Panty's Badass Boast to Corset


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