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Quotes / Pants-Positive Safety

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If that thing goes off, you'll be going into this robbery half-cocked.

Police encourage holster use after man shoots his own penis.
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"I'm coming!" Tom ejaculated, tugging at the powerful weapon tucked into his trousers.
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Ella: Any suspicious behavior?
Candy: Nothing except your high kick.
Ella: Hey, you try dancing with a .22 strapped to your thigh!

Jake: Only one problem. None of us are packing.
Adrian: Not a problem. I've got an arsenal in my pants.