History Quotes / PantyAndStockingWithGarterbelt

[[ElegantGothicLolita Loli goth]], [[DoubleEntrende I lick good!]]\\

-->My name is Panty, the crazy sexy blondie\\

Horny too!\\

Damn he's got a big one, f*** delicious\\

And I got sweet tooth for lollipops\\
Loli goth, I lick good!\\

Freaky girl comin' your way!\\

Damn he's got a big ***, delicious\\

->''"O pitiful shadow lost in the darkness, O evil spirit born of those drifting between Heaven and Earth. May the thunderous power from the garments of these holy delicate maidens [[Film/PulpFiction strike down upon you with great vengeance and furious anger]], shattering your loathsome impurity and returning you from whence you came! '''REPENT, YOU [[SophisticatedAsHell MOTHERFUCKER]]!"'''''

->''"[[BigOMG GOD!]] [[InvertedTrope MY!]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis OH!]]"''

->''"O pitiful shadow lost in the darkness, O evil spirit born of those drifting between Heaven and Earth. May the thunderous power from the garments of these holy delicate maidens [[Film/PulpFiction strike down upon you with great vengeance and furious anger]], shattering your loathsome impurity and returning you from whence you came! '''REPENT, [[SophisticatedAsHell MOTHERFUCKER]]!"'''''

->''"O pitiful shadow lost in the darkness, O evil spirit born of those drifting between Heaven and Earth. May the thunderous power from the garments of these holy delicate maidens [[Film/PulpFiction strike down upon you with great vengeance and furious anger]], shattering your loathsome impurity and returning you from whence you came! '''REPENT, [[SophisticatedAsHell MOTHERFUCKER]]!"'''''\\

->''"[[BigOMG GOD!]] [[InvertedTrope MY!]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis OH!]]"''\\

->''"Motherfucker needs to motherfucking chillax before he has a [[RuleOfThree motherfucking]] stroke!"''\\

->''"What are you sayin'?! You mean you failed?! You actin' like you don't even give a shit!"''\\

->''"What the fuck! Put it back on! Seriously, he was about to hogtie me. You don't want to miss it."''\\

->''"It's not okay! Dammit! How in every religious holy deity did this happen?! Am I being punished for eating sweet shit?!"''\\

->''"Rules keep behavior in check, suppression keeps thoughts in check, and physical training keeps them from looking like fat enchiladas! These things bring about perfection and beauty!"''\\

->''"How dare you, you rancorous whore!"''\\

->''"Break, O Earth; Dry up, O sea; Burn out, O sun; Grant us power Earthly leaders and gate keepers of Hell. Guide us, makers of the underworld! We are high-class Demon Commanders!"''\\

->''"Are you starting to get it? Freedom of choice is just a fantasy whether you're an angel or a normal ho-bag. Reality's tough! Wear a cup, bitch."''\\

->''"You both need to stop spending money on bullshit! You're angels, not hipsters. Hey, cock jockers! I'm not just talking to fuckin' hear myself! You spent over three million dollars! Fish-flavored lube; titty-enhancer; toys that ain't sex toys; who the fuck orders that much food?! You bitches eat so much you're gonna start sweating bacon grease!"''\\

->''"Garter, if you're gonna act like a baby, you might as well crawl back up your giant vagina where you belong."''\\

->''"You're the ones acting irresponsible so you crawl into my vagina!"''\\

->''"[[Film/{{Magnolia}} Respect the cock and tame the cunt]]. And of course, by cock, I mean our hallowed justice system. That great blind cock that towers over us all and comes down hard on those who do bad! Like those who killed Mr. Husband! And by [[CountryMatters cunts]], I of course mean CUNTS! Cunts like these two fallen angels who ruthlessly snatched away the life from our poor victim! These cunts who must be tamed before they try to destroy all of the joys of manhood! Our cock of justice will make these cunts wet with the moist tears of regret from what they've done!"''\\

->''"Well after we eat, lets go hit the club and have ourselves a little fuckfest! [[ClusterFBomb Fuck that guy! Fuck this guy! Fuck those guys! We'll find everything that has a dick and FUCK IT! I'M TOTALLY FUCKING STOKED!]]"''\\

--'''Panty and Stocking's InTheNameOfTheMoon speech'''

--'''Garterbelt, after being resurrected'''

--'''Panty wanting Garterbelt to calm down'''

--'''Garterbelt chastising the Anarchy sisters after failing their mission'''

--'''Panty, after her sex tape got shut off'''

--'''Stocking after gaining weight [[spoiler:(due to a Ghost's power)]] despite exercising excessively'''

--'''Kneesocks, while lecturing the Anarchy sisters about rules'''

--'''Scanty, disgusted by Panty's blatant disregard for Brief's safety'''

--'''Scanty and Kneesocks InTheNameOfTheMoon speech'''

--'''Corset lecturing Panty on the futility of freedom'''

--'''Garterbelt scolding Panty and Stocking on their shopping habits'''

--'''Panty telling Garterbelt to stop complaining about their shopping habits'''

--'''Garterbelt retaliating Panty's vagina crawling quote'''

--'''[[NoCelebritiesWereHarmed Tom Croose]]/[[spoiler:Kneesocks]], planning to punish Panty and Stocking'''

--'''Panty inviting Stocking to a celebratory night out'''

--'''[[NoCelebritiesWereHarmed Tom Croose]]/[[spoiler:Kneesocks]], planning to punish Panty and Stocking'''

->''"Motherfucker needs to motherfucking chillax before he has a [[RuleOfThree motherfucking]] stroke!"''

->''"You both need to stop spending money on bullshit! You're angels, not hipsters. Hey, cock jockers! I'm not just talking to fuckin' hear myself! You spent over three million dollars! Fish-flavored lube; titty-enhancer; toys that ain't sex toys; who the fuck orders that much food?! You bitches eat so much you're gonna star sweating bacon grease!"''\\

-->-- '''[[NoCelebritiesWereHarmed Tom Croose]]/[[spoiler:Kneesocks]], planning to punish Panty and Stocking'''

--'''Garterbelt retaliating Panty's vagina crawling quote'''