John Joseph Pirruccello (October 12, 1964) is an American actor best known for The Valet (2022), Curb Your Enthusiasm (2021), and Barry (2018-2019).
He is married to Abigail Ann Cohen and they have two children, including Eamon Pirruccello.
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Filmography
Film Roles
- 1996: Jack as Lion Party Guest (Uncredited Role)
- 1998: Around The Fire as Joe
- 1999: Edtv as Kevin
- 2002: Teknolust as Hair Dresser
- 2012: In The Name Of Love as Interventionist
- 2012: California Winter as Jim Whedon
- 2013: Phil Spector as Nick Stavros
- 2014: Two Bit Waltz as The Therapist
- 2014: Teechers as Whit Brickman
- 2015: Secret In Their Eyes as Duct Tape Salesman
- 2016: The Remains as Father
- 2016: Recovery as Dan
- 2016: Incarnate as Henry
- 2017: The Secret Life Of Me as Father
- 2017: Captain Black as Party Goer
- 2020: Zero Fucks as Donald
- 2021: Godzilla vs. Kong as Horace
- 2022: The Valet as Stegman
Television Roles
- 1997: Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction as Miles Monroe
- 1999-2000: Nash Bridges as Milo/Kidnapper #1/Larry (3 episodes)
- 2006-2011: Two and a Half Men as Policeman/Larry/Superdad/Police Helicopter Pilot (3 episodes)
- 2008: Criminal Minds as Resident Jogger
- 2008: The Unit as Truck Driver
- 2010: The Mentalist as Gregor Hobart
- 2011: Lie to Me as Arthur
- 2012: Up All Night as Security Agent
- 2012: Thundercats as Papa
- 2013: Project SERA as Scientist
- 2013: Perception as Dennis Gennaro
- 2014: Hou$e of Lie$ as Alan
- 2014: Jennifer Falls as Neighbor
- 2015: Namaste Bitches as Hubby
- 2015: Battle Creek as Neighbor
- 2015: Wacko Smacko as Mom's Boyfriend
- 2017: Twin Peaks as Deputy Chad Broxford
- 2018: The Resident as Mitch Kaplan
- 2018: My Dead Ex as Mr. Barnsheiser
- 2018-2019: Barry as Det. John Loach (13 episodes)
- 2019: Better Things as Riley's Dad
- 2019: A.P. Bio as Principal Kling
- 2019: American Princess as Jimbo
- 2019-2021: Mayans M.C. as O'Grady (3 episodes)
- 2020: Good Girls as Jason
- 2020: Little Fires Everywhere as Stu
- 2020: Dave as Terry
- 2020: The Conners as David Wellman
- 2020: Your Honor as Sheriff Ray Royce
- 2021: Curb Your Enthusiasm as Dennis
- 2021: The Sex Lives of College Girls as Prof. Tocchini
- 2022: The Lincoln Lawyer as William Forsythe
- 2022: She-Hulk: Attorney at Law as Chuck Donelan
Video Game Roles
- 2002: Scooby Doo The Glowing Bug Man as Dave Hammer
- 2004: EverQuest II as Generic Kerran Ghost Enemy/Generic Ogre Ghost Enemy/Generic Wood Elf Ghost Enemy
Shorts
- 2006: The Nature Of Blake as Rob
- 2008: Enlightenment as Barry
- 2009: The Unbreaking Point as Professor
- 2009: Nothing For Something as Dwayne
- 2012: Afterglow as Soda Jerk #2
- 2012: Teechers as Principal Whit Brickman
- 2014: Teechers 2 as Whit Brickman
- 2014: Spirit Blossom as Uncle Rich
- 2014: My Daughters Boyfriend as Tim
- 2016: Milkshake as Dr. Skayne
Podcasts
- 2020: Solve The Podcast as Cooper's Dad/Valet
Self
- 2004-2005: Motormouth
- 2009: We Gotta Get Buscemi
