Weird dreams

For some reason, there were a lot of giants in my dream last night.

In the first part, I was running from a giant that was trying to eat me or something, when suddenly, my avatar gallery on here appeared. I was suddenly given the option to pick an avatar to transform into and gain their powers. I picked either Sir Roderic Murgatroyd◊ or the North Wind◊ and used my ghost/cloud powers to fly away.

Then I was trying to herd a bunch of animals somewhere, like a Noah's Ark kind of story. At one point, I got to stop and pet a puma. But then some giants came and tried to get onto the ark (or whatever it was), but they made it clear that they were going to eat the animals. I kicked them out furiously. Seriously. Even though I was scared of the giant coming for me in the first part, as soon as the giants threatened these poor animals, I just totally lost it and started screaming, hitting, etc. in pure rage. I'm pretty sure that scared those giants away.

I can't really remember what happened after that, but it was just more segments about evil giants. Strange...

edited 24th Apr '18 7:57:59 AM by DrNoPuma

The only thing I can remember from my dreams last night was what happened right before I woke up: Being in a Target and looking at necktie-wearing Lugia plushies. They were actually really cute.

edited 24th Apr '18 7:13:02 AM by kablammin45

In my dream last night, I was in this cool adventure game. In the game, my family and I lived on a tropical island somewhere. We learned that one of our ancestors was a pirate who had buried his treasure somewhere, and left clues on where to find it, just before he died. The whole point of the game was that we were trying to find the treasure.

At one point, I found a folder in our house containing hints on where to find the first clue. The first clue was down at one of the beaches on the island.

There was also a Big Bad, a Corrupt Corporate Executive who wanted the treasure for himself. At one point, he sent out Goopy Le Grande to stop me. I don't really remember what else he did in the dream. Also, I think he was an elephant man(?)

edited 27th Apr '18 7:06:40 AM by DrNoPuma

I had a losing your teeth dream recently, except I ended up losing my lower jaw bone as well.

edited 27th Apr '18 8:54:47 AM by Mr_Madman

I had a dream that I was in prison and Phil Collins was my cellmate for some reason. Anyway, Phil Collins was trying to record a new album while in jail but it was annoying the other prisoners so they somehow found a way to blackmail him into stopping. The rest of the details of the dream are fuzzy, but that was the stuff I could for sure remember.

My most recent dream was fun. In it I sentenced someone to an eternity of torture.

I'm twelve years old, have reality warping powers (think Haruhi but in the loop and a lot less nice), and just got hit by a car in a parking lot. I'm covered in cuts, scrapes, bruises, and am extremely pissed off.

The poor woman had no idea just how large of a mistake she made when she tried to drive off.

I teleported her into an unbreakable, soundproof, and sealed clear cage on a nearby street corner. I wanted this to be public. She's chained up in such a way that she can't move and stretched out so all her joints are dislocated. Then I peeled her eyes open (she can never close them), shattered her ribcage, and set up floating knives to continually cut her. She'll also be suffocating once the oxygen runs out.

That would be bad enough on its own. I also made her effectively immortal. She'll be in that cage until the heat death of the universe, possibly even longer, unless another Reality Warper comes along and lets her out or she gets eaten by a Black Hole.

Only after that temper tantrum did I heal my injuries and walk away, leaving her there to rot.

edited 29th Apr '18 2:00:19 AM by kouta

OUCH. That was a disturbing dream ! On the other hand, the subconscious can be filled with bad things, a la End Roll.

All I can remember from my dream last night was somehow being turned into a stone tiki golem of some sort. I think Buddhism (which I know barely anything about) had something to do with it.

Other things that happened in the dream were me riding with my mom somewhere and getting hopelessly lost and being in a house with a YouTuber named Charmx as a tornado was bearing down on the house we were both in (but Charmx wanted to finish the video he was making before getting to safety).

I think this dream was brought on by me watching a bit too much of the American version of The Office recently. Because I basically dreamt a fake episode/fanfiction last night.

Anyway, in my dream Angela and Jim somehow get themselves locked in Michael's office. While they're in there waiting for someone to break them out, Jim tells Angela that he's gay and Angela tells Jim that she's a lesbian. Then the two of them agree to pretend to date to keep Michael from finding out. And that's all I can remember about my dream. I think some other stuff happened and they also eventually were broken out of the office.

Honestly, I wouldn't be all that surprised if there's a fanfiction out there with a similar plot to my dream.

I had a really elaborate dream about an 80s comedy film set at a summer camp... Then partway through it turned into a clickbait You Tube video about one part of the movie - apparently the movie had a scene where a camper got attacked by a bear that was way too graphic and realistic for an otherwise kid friendly pg 13 comedy, to the point where some suspected they actually just filmed the actor being killed by a bear and put it in the film. I've had dreams do weird things with the fourth wall like that before too - like I'll be dreaming about doing something, then partway through I'm suddenly playing a video game about doing that same thing.

edited 30th Apr '18 9:36:39 PM by MikeK

I was in the Burger King in my hometown and it still looked like it did before its recent remodel. Several of my family members were inside including my mentally impaired step cousin and his grandma, who died a few years ago. I had my phone with me and was looking to charge it. I wandered down a hall and into a church. Inside they were putting on some sort of play with a bunch of instruments. I asked if I could play mandolin and they agreed to let me play a song that ended up being "What Kind of Love" by Rodney Crowell. After that another musician said he had showed me a trick to try and annoy seagulls to make them attack someone. I did the trick successfully and then tried it again on what I thought was a crow but was actually a bat. The bat led me to this art show on the beach that my hometown used to hold.

I had this dream a few days ago where Brutalmoose was reviewing this old Scooby-Doo computer game (that was unfortunately just made up for the dream). The game was a crossover between Scooby-Doo and Batman, which I know they've done at least once in the cartoons.

The story was that The Joker was forming a supervillain team. You were playing as Shaggy, who was the only Scooby-Doo character in the game for some reason, as he disguised himself as a supervillain to infiltrate the team.

I can't remember what happened for most of the game, but near the end, the Joker figured out who Shaggy really was, and then the game suddenly became surprisingly dark. The Joker gave a very creepy monologue, and there was one line that went something like:

And then you were forced into this Nintendo Hard maze level in a Fire and Brimstone Hell setting. You only got 3 tries to escape, or some other character would come in and get you out of the maze automatically, finishing the game.

Although the whole dream was weird, I think the weirdest part was that it was about Scooby-Doo. I haven't seen any of those cartoons in years.

edited 3rd May '18 6:10:09 PM by DrNoPuma

I had the Work Dream. :p You know...go to work, work a shift. Nothing too out of the ordinary happened, except for the fact that I was called in on Christmas Eve (totally understandable) but there were already 4 other people on the schedule (LOL screw that!)

I eventually learned that I was called in and scheduled, from exactly 14:38 to exactly 15:26, so that I could have some champagne and shoot the breeze with coworkers. Yay!

I am watching a video of someone (possibly Fry from Futurama) successfully emergency-landing an airplane in the mountains while hooting and hollering. The desktop PC I am watching it on crashes, and this weird message comes on the monitor telling me that I need to hook up a piano.

I feel like someone put my brain through a wringer. I had a dream that I stabbed a guy in the neck with a huge dagger - but that's all right, because he was some sort of evil priest and wanted me to perform a human sacrifice. And after I stabbed him, he wasn't much worse off, still walking, talking and shit. With a huge dagger stuck in his neck, right through the artery.

Then, I was kicking animals down a hill for some reason. And I can't even remember why.

I had a dream where sliding in a horizontal tube was a blood sport, basically. Mind you, said tube was on the highest floor of the school, dangling over the ground floor. Sometimes there would be 2 tubes and you would race. Other times there'd be just one. They don't grease the tube's innards or anything (excusing it by saying it'd get your clothes all sticky and disgusting). The tubes were quite narrow, so if you got stuck... You really were stuck.
I remember that there was a girl who was actually too fat to participate in this "sport". Every time she tried, it just resulted in her blocking up the end of the tube until she was pulled out by the legs. But she was also quite strong in her arms and found some use in tipping out anyone who got stuck in the tube.
It sounds like some weird cartoon episode with some kind of moral, like "if you can't do stuff directly you can still be a support player".

Last night, I dreamt that Kablammin 45 had a Tumblr blog where he kept all his WHABP character sheets. I was reading all of them, and there was a post where he was celebrating Tyrell the Machoke's birthday. Apparently it was either on January 26 or February 15, since he was comparing Tyrell's birthdays with Rainbow Dash's, Pinkie Pie's, and Fluttershy's.^note Which are far cries from February 1, May 3, and an unknown day, respectively.

There was also another dream where I went to a waterpark hotel, but I forgot what it was about.

Now I'm tempted to do something like that in someway (even if it's not on Tumblr, which I don't really use). Also, January 26th is totally going to be Georgés birthday now.

There was a debate on whether or not "jough" and "joughing" was the British English spelling of "jog" and "jogging". To prove it, a baker had to bake the words into his chocolate cinnamon roll cakes (yes, they were hybrid), and if they came out correctly, then the alternate spellings did exist. They all came out wrong.

There was also another dream involving a guy wearing an ugly sweater that had an animated pattern. It showed some sort of Undertale fanimation where Gaster was encounted in a battle and then Toriel and the Human were snuggling near the fireplace.

And then there was another dream where Ruby Rose was writing to Overwatch on an elementary pad paper about the events of Vol. 5 and how she'd deal with her problems in the next.

I occasionally have dreams that play out like movies, but the other night I had one that was a nonexistent movie being riffed on in a Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode. I really don't remember much of the plot, but there was an actor whose line delivery was pretty incomprehensible and a few riffs were about monedgreens for his dialogue. For instance, he said something about "a 47 year old dog" and Crow's response was "47 science dogs?"

I had a dream last night where we got another update on the Klonoa movie. I hope this dream comes true soon...

edited 9th May '18 8:20:17 AM by DrNoPuma

Had a dream of a sequel to the live-action Super Mario Bros movie!

After the movie Dinohattan had developed a tentative alliance with the human world, courtesy of Daisy, the King, and the Mario Bros., to get things running faster and stuff. Not every citizen was happy about this, and the expanding city became divided into districts based on Jurassic, Triassic, Cretaceous eras and such. One of the district leaders was a guy named Wart, who was into giving people the best dreams of their lives, under pretense of letting them live in the good old days—which he'd turn into nightmares and trap them forever.

Meanwhile, Daisy and her father had a friendly argument over whether or not it was too soon to see Luigi again (she managed to talk herself out of it before the King said she could), and Koopa's single-celled slime had begun to infect and corrupt the city, He managed to semi-survive by possessing a total loser and pizza delivery boy named Lemmy (short for Lenneth XD) under the basis he wouldn't be missed, and he and Wart began to enter profitable negotiations, each wanting to backstab the other. Lemmy, meanwhile, was completely oblivious to what was happening until he found a VHS tape in his basement by Koopa called 'watch in events of my death' and got a gloating message.

I forget what Mario and Luigi were doing specifically, but they were looking a little older and wiser. It was great to see and hear Bob Hoskins and Dennis Hopper again, if only in my dreams. I think there was also a subplot about Lena's fossilized remains and whether to put them in a museum or not, with arguing on both sides of the issue.

I had a dream about a first draft for Beauty and the Beast, the Disney film, where a character who seemed like the prototype for Forte from the Enchanted Christmas movie also was cursed by the Enchantress. he turned into the gate for the castle. Or a talking parrot. One of those. XD

I somehow had a Puella Magi Madoka Magica related dream, despite the fact I don't know too much about it.

Despair was apparently a physical ailment, with symptoms as well. The early ones included becoming much skinnier, turning dark blue and having monochrome yellow eyes. Later, your skin returns to normal and you briefly go Laughing Mad as your eyes dull and become darker and darker. These were illustrated with pictures of Sakuya Izayoi of all people.

Also my mum turning into a gray cat when I thought she would turn into a witch just to swim across a lake. Turns out she drew a ward in her room, on the floor. Apparently a symbol like a six-pointed star or the Star of Judah/David made it more likely that you would become a witch, but she deliberately drew one of the lines disconnected from the point it should be going to, creating a personal ward instead.

A bunch of friends, acquaintances, and I were at a fancy clothing boutique set up in a warehouse. So, basically, a fancy dress-up party!

Somehow, we all got the idea that a wedding was happening. I was the bride! So, we all had to decide on a groom. My partner wasn't there. :( First, they tried to set me up with my ex-husband, but I vetoed that. Instead, they chose my childhood friend! Totally acceptable.

I was getting ready when I found a facebook poll. Apparently, the reception was going to be A Party, Also Known as an Orgy, and the poll was "In what order should Raspy Mink and Mr. RaspyMink bang their friends?" I typed in the free text area, "Let's figure it out as we go and make sure everyone gives enthusiastic consent, I wanna smash a few of them but let's keep it ethical."

Then, it was time to walk down the aisle. I had to have an escort. It was required. So I asked Twin Bro. He said "No, that would be weird, a man giving you away to another man is not what I'm here for. But I'll do it in drag, because fuck the patriarchy." And that's exactly what he did. I married my friend, and then coitus ensued. Lots of coitus.

Why you gotta make things weird, brain?