Weird dreams

Well my dream last night was weird and funny at the same time, ok so I was attending a circus or rodeo and out of nowhere about 12 clowns came from the sky with parachutes and started warping reality and what not and pieing everyone.

Hi

Last night I had a kind of silly dream. So like there were these two guys, a tall one and a short one, and their hands were tied together with like these red ropes for some reason, and the tall one was dragging the little one around and being kind of a dick to him, and the little one is just getting progressively more and more pissed off until sudden he just grabs the ropes and yanks on them so the tall one falls backwards on to the ground.

Apparently this version of Hyde looks like a Jojo's character. According to people who have seen that anime and I guess understand it.

A tall blue book arrived in my mail today. It was titled The Bug, the Butterfly, and the Husbando, and it was written by Raspy Mink! Her real name was printed on the cover, but I somehow knew it was her because she was dropping clues on This Very Wiki. The book was also edited by Revaryk, but her username was on the cover instead!

And then I was writing about this very dream on this thread. Freaky.

Probably about a Love Triangle of entomological proportions.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Aug 8th 2019 at 11:53:17 PM

"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."

Awwww!! I wonder what that book could have been about!

I had a nightmare! D:

It started out innocently enough. My boyfriend's car wouldn't start, he didn't know why. I tried to start it, it acted like an electrical problem (lights dimmed when I turned the key the first time, then turned off when I turned the key a second time, then I got the click of battery doom). I pulled my car around, hooked up the jumper cables, and jumped the car. This put both cars out of commission for the next few minutes.

Immediately after I started his car, a Bad Thing happened at the elementary school across the street. (Active shooter. I will not be elaborating. That shit's upsetting.) I tried to call 911, but my phone kept hitting a cell tower two hours away. So, I ran. I did very clumsy parkour through people's yards and their houses. I found another cell phone. It was disconnected, so the phone keypad option had been removed. (I thought, Somewhere The FCC Is Crying, LOL)

Finally, I found a landline, and called 911. While I was on the phone, I noticed that my teeth were falling out. I had lost two molars and they were just rattling around in my mouth. Because the other part of the dream was so distressing, this didn't bother me much. I just figured it was due to stress.

After the incident was resolved (kind of, there were still police and media everywhere), I walked back to my house. My car and my boyfriend's car were still connected by jumper cables, both running. He was downstairs, playing video games. I decided to take the boyfriend's car to the auto parts store and get him a new battery, just to surprise him with something nice and helpful. I made a note to call my cell provider and the dentist while I was waiting on the installation.

edited 3rd Feb '18 5:54:22 AM by RaspyMink

I had a nightmare about a school shooting too, a few days ago. I don't remember much, except that I actually got shot...

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...but I'd rather change the subject. I had a less scary dream about Zootopia last night. In the dream, I was Judy Hopps, and the whole dream was basically a weird version of the movie's climax. Note that this involves saying who the Hidden Villain of the movie is, so I'm gonna keep their name spoilered just in case.

In this version, at the climax, Bellwether had me (Judy) and Nick trapped in an old, abandoned prison building. After she and her henchmen had left, Officer Clawhauser ran in and let us out of the cell we were in. His idea was that Bellwether would expect anyone trying to save us to be stealthy, so he wanted to catch them off guard so they wouldn't have time to react. And it totally worked!

Anyway, we ran out of the prison, but Bellwether started chasing us. We ran to a dock over a lake somewhere, where most of the other characters in the movie were waiting for us. Suddenly, Bellwether shot me with a bunch of her Night Howler darts. I actually remember feeling pain at this part, as I slowly went feral.

...But Bellwether was just standing there, so I just attacked her. I lunged at her and jumped into the water with her, where we wrestled for a few minutes. I don't really remember what happened after that.

I just love how, in this version, the Fat Comic Relief makes a better plan than the Manipulative Bastard. :P

edited 3rd Feb '18 1:39:50 PM by DrNoPuma

He may be a giant, nightmarish brute, but like all villains in this series,he sure can sing.

I had a dream last night about ordering a package and receiving it, but the one I got was full of completely different stuff than I'd ordered. What I ordered was some eye shadow, makeup brushes, and lip gloss. What they sent was the lip gloss... and a large unicorn-shaped bottle of lotion, and some kind of bright pink thing that I think was supposed to be a blush. Fortunately the lotion had gotten good reviews online so I figured it was ok.

The other dream I had last night wasn't really weird except that I lived in a different house and my mom was still alive, also my phone kept not understanding what I was trying to do when I told it to "call Julie". Julie, in this case, was a curvy blonde woman with a bubbly personality and a small child, and we were dating.

Stupid doomed timeline...

Dunno if I posted it before, but here's a quick narration of a dream from a while back in which four Eldritch Abominations with various abilities appeared on earth:

One appeared in NYC. People cleared the surrounding area... except for the news crews, and the friend of the girl whose body it erupted out of, too broken to do anything other than scream and cry, convulse and vomit, at the sight of her friend's scattered remains. It disappeared as quickly as it emerged, and the entire surrounding states were quarantined in case it reappeared.

One appeared tethered halfway along the height of the CN Tower... raining hell fire at the sky below it.

One appeared, humanoid, waiting, patiently, atop an abandoned asylum in India. A mystic master went in to confront it. He was last seen thrown from a window in another room.

I saw one appear at a fountain park in Croatia. It was a solid statue, that reproduced itself, trying to grab anything slipping through its ever expanding reach. By now we'd heard of people fearing them as alien gods. A local boy made an observation about their connection with animals. I and my girlfriend, his father's student, attempted to relay his message to his father working at the science academy. To reach, we had to navigate across a train switchyard. She was crushed by the train showing erratic, uncontrolled movement. I boarded a train... met the national basketball team as they boarded at the next stop... and realized too late we were in the furthest back car. We died too as another train ran into ours from behind. I don't know what happened to the boy.

The sad, REAL American dichotomy

I had a bunch of different dreams last night. Let's see what I can remember...

• There was a new Star Wars movie, and one of the main villains was a droid voiced by Richard Steven Horvitz, using his Invader Zim voice. But his performance was actually pretty chilling.
• My family and I were at the beach, being attacked by a bunch of birds or something. I had a pet chicken that I was trying to protect. Then I heard there was an event in the city nearby where you could paint your pets. I didn't know how to get there, so my little brother told me to follow him. The whole time, he was doing the Ugandan Knuckles voice, saying "I will show you de way." Once I got to the building where the event was being held, my pet chicken suddenly disappeared from the dream. Fortunately, I suddenly got a new pet, a starfish.

...So, I don't remember much, but it was still pretty interesting.

edited 4th Feb '18 6:28:40 PM by DrNoPuma

He may be a giant, nightmarish brute, but like all villains in this series,he sure can sing.

During my latest dream I was senior starship captain commanding a brand new heavy cruiser with 5x8kTW cannons and not happy about that at all because 4x8kTW and 6x6kTW are what our cruisers have and, with few exceptions, are our capital ships. Those can outrun a battlecruiser and a pair of them can out gun a battleship. The prototype I'm commanding is even faster but the weight of the fifth cannon means it's unarmoured, has a weak hull, and is a complete sitting duck once it's on the wrong side of a firing solution.

I am a proper young lady who does not bite her father at the dinner table. My relaxing music playlist.

So I was standing outside this underground "cave" where I could play some bootleg Chargeman Ken! game (I specifically knew it as/realized it was a bootleg... which got me even more interested), there was a sign with gameplay/rules outside and if you entered you somehow entered the game as the player character. My brother was there too, I wasn't wearing shoes for some reason (forgot/left them behind somewhere?) and asked him to bring me them, but shortly after I was wearing socks and decided this would be ok because most of the ground was just dry sand. (As for the game part, I don't actually remember a lot from this, I don't even think it was particularily CK-themed aside from player character being Ken but it was a 2D platformer... or might have had 3D parts too?) Anyway, shortly later after clearing this I arrived at a Chargeman Ken exhibition at the bottom of this, with lots of stuff related to the anime around and props used for reference during production, books with original sketches, some wig heads with pink spiky wigs, weird creature figurines ect. (sidenote: most of the stuff I saw doesn't appear in the actual show, and I didn't actually see a lot of stuff related to characters and things ACTUALLY appearing? must have been the "dream version") This area also had wooden walls and ceiling, with the same sandy ground. I took some photos of the "original artwork" book, which had a drawing of Ken supposed to be an original frame from the show, but accidentally pressed another button on my phone which "grew" and suddenly I was calling some special number and had to explain this was an accident. My brother and dad were also there, they didn't understand what this was so I explained how it was an infamous "so bad it's good" anime. Shortly after this, the place served some food (big... blocks/cubes of meat? ...it looked better than it probably sounds from that description) and I first wanted to look around some more but decided to eat (which I kinda regret now because I woke up shortly after)

edited 6th Feb '18 5:41:58 PM by Zanreo

shouldn't his favorite genre be RPG and not point and click though

My dream last night was great, but I only remember vague scraps of it. :P

So first, my family and I were in this weird Stop Motion world, in this really beautiful neighborhood. We were walking around the neighborhood when we saw this talking dog outside a house. His name was something like Charlie, and he was a stray. We all loved Charlie, and we decided we wanted to adopt him. Fortunately, there was a woman from an animal shelter walking by (maybe Charlie escaped, and she was looking for him?) who somehow had all the necessary paperwork on her. We filled out the paperwork and got to take home our new doggo. :)

(Note:I have a doggo IRL, but she didn't appear in this dream. Sorry, pup. :P)

(Note:Considering the talking dogs and stop motion style of this part of the dream, it's probably safe to say that it was unconsciously influenced by Isle of Dogs.)

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Then I was in my own neighborhood, skateboarding around at night. I don't know how to skateboard IRL. I don't really remember anything else about this part.

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And then there was a lot of stuff I don't remember. My dad and I were doing... some sort of quiz game? It involved a lot of fictional characters or something.

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Anyway, after that, I was at the library, and I found this one book that was meant to be a very formal analysis of the Klonoa games. The book was interesting, but it had some weird ideas on how the games "should" be.

For one thing, it suggested that "logically", Klonoa should act like a predator and kill enemies by eating them, simply because he has fangs, Hellish Pupils, etc. The book claimed that Klonoa especially should have eaten Joka, but didn't really explain why. You'd think he would taste funny. :P

edited 9th Feb '18 7:18:09 AM by DrNoPuma

He may be a giant, nightmarish brute, but like all villains in this series,he sure can sing.

The kid was going to Queer Prom. (That is actually a thing, put on by the GLBT center.)

The kid was driving the bus to Queer Prom, and Twin Bro and I were riding along since they only had a learner's permit. (That is NOT actually a thing—there's no bus, and the kid is only 10) The bus was one of these◊, and I'm pretty sure you'd need a CDL to drive it.

Anyway. We were driving around a completely unfamiliar neighborhood, picking up teenagers in fabulous formalwear and mega-fabulous drag, driving them to a hotel and dropping them off.

Since my kid doesn't know how to drive, they didn't think to turn the headlights on as it got dark. Twin Bro suggested that they switch places, so the kid could ride shotgun and Twin Bro could drive. So, the kid got out of their seat while the bus was moving, and Twin Bro had to jump over to the driver's seat so the bus wouldn't go off course.

I panicked—not because the kid had just let a moving vehicle go out of control, but because they weren't in their suit yet.

You reminded me about my friend. She looks fabulous in a tux.

Also, I had two weird dreams: first, there was a couple of supervillains who could command crocodiles, and that meant dodging about fifteen reptiles crawling out of suitcases and duffle bags in a restaurant.

Then, there was some Battle Royale kind of game, where we could recharge special powers by plugging something that looked like game cartridges into sockets in the ground, and pick up various things scattered around the area (I remember pointing a hip flask to someone from my team).

"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis

A few days ago I had a dream I was on a bus, going down a highway near Flint. My aunt was sitting next to me, and she was heavily pregnant and going into labor (keep in mind this aunt is 65). The bus stopped and she got out to give birth at this small medical practice. At the same practice, one of the doctors came outside to try and stick me with needles but I got away. I tried to call another bus to pick me up, but I found that the highway had completely disappeared — there was just grass where the road should have been, even though the road signs were up. Because of this, the bus driver on the phone was telling me he had no idea where this highway was and had never heard of it. I kept walking for a while and I came to this weird park that was fenced off. One of my cousins drove by in an ice cream truck to pick me up because he knew where I was. The ice cream truck had containers of Halo Top in weird flavors like mayonnaise.

Last night's dream: I was on The Price Is Right! And everything was going horribly wrong. Not in the scary nightmare way, more in the Hilarity Ensues way. For some reason the set was falling to pieces, the audience was rowdier than usual, Drew Carey was getting frustrated at everything going wrong and yelled at me once, the big wheel carried me and another contestant all the way around when we both tried to spin it and got stuck afterward, and a refrigerator being offered as a prize toppled over onto two of the models (don't worry, they were fine and laughed at the mishap).

And yet, in the end, I managed to win the Showcase round, to everyone's relief.

edited 11th Feb '18 3:22:15 PM by kablammin45

"Pardon me, that extremely loud and extremely deep voice you may have just heard. It was me. Oh, it is such a long story..."

Last night I had a dream I was driving through the back country with my dad (who died about two years ago). For some reason they had built a new Holiday Inn Express right out in the farmland, and I was questioning him why this was. He said he didn't know.

Later on we found a barn that was selling some random things. I can't remember entirely, but that had an old Wheel of Fortune home game from the 1980s. At some point I ended up running a snack bar at this barn.

This dream was hilarious to me at the time.

It was some kind of pseudo game footage from Persona 5. Specifically, initially meeting Futaba. I'm not sure, but I think I replaced Ryuji (correct me if I'm wrong) cause when we first saw her, I emitted a semiloud, surprised "Oh."

She turned invisible apparently because she was pretending not to notice due to playing some video game. The protagonist sneaks behind her TV somehow and at a crucial moment: "Surprise." Flatly.

This briefly turned her visible, but took her attention away long enough for her to either lose a fight or game. Cue silent Rage Quit. She didn't do anything violent though, presumably out of dignity preservation, but permanently turned visible.

Unfortunately the end was manipulated by my halfsleeping mind and I can't remember the opening. The final thing I remember is that she stole some lines from Tamatoa, in his voice no less.

Tamatoa: Wait a minute... Augh.^note  I see she's taken a barnacle and covered it in bioluminescence algae...
What are you doing down here? In the realm. Of the monsters?

Note that I've not actually seen that scene but I remember looking it up last night. All I can remember is that it was set in a large house and was apparently a funny moment.

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So I was in a shop and eating what was known as a "Minesweeper fruit" due to the way it was/could be eaten

It was a big fruit with a light pale green, somewhat thick (though easy to peel) and slightly spiky peel, and when you peeled it, the inside was a pale white color and split into a "grid" of different sections, and the way to eat it, or at least the game common to play when eating it, was biting into one piece at a time, trying to find the right parts and avoiding the wrong ones:

• Getting a right piece would make a small, sweet, juicy fruit part pop up, kinda lychee-ish
• Getting a piece with nothing would result in... nothing, you'd just be biting into nothing. Both this and the one above would make small spikes pop up at nearby "bad" sections (The spikes couldn't really hurt you)
• And it you bit into a wrong piece, you'd get a mouth full of a somewhat bitter powder (It was really more annoying than bad-tasting)

edited 13th Feb '18 9:57:13 PM by Zanreo

shouldn't his favorite genre be RPG and not point and click though

Gardening. With. Explosives.

I was re-doing my garden. Instead of a raised garden bed, I decided to go for a sunken garden plot, and to blast it open instead of digging. So, I went to the demolitions company, got some dynamite and det cord, and blew some shit up.

I ended up with a neat rectangular hole in my backyard, filled with water. I walked to the garden center, showed them pictures of the hole, and asked for ideas. They said the hole would be perfect for a lemon tree and an onion tree. I got those, planted them, and filled the hole up with dirt.

I fell asleep on the couch this morning, with one of my dogs sleeping on top of me.

I dreamed that a cat was there, too. And then a Scarlet Macaw◊ showed up. I was okay with all of these things, I just figured the other animals were our pets, too.

I tried to take a shower, but there were two cats sleeping in the bathtub. I shooed them out, turned on the water, and a weird floofy dog got in the shower with me. (Looked like a Goldendoodle, only tiny) And then the macaw showed up again. Once it got on my arm, I realized that Oh, Crap! That's a freaking parrot, and got so scared I woke up.

D:

edited 16th Feb '18 9:08:57 AM by RaspyMink

It's too bad that dream got scary. Other than that, it sounds pretty cute.

Coincidentally, I also had a dream about animals that went from cute to scary...

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I was a student in some sort of school in a World of Funny Animals. I was a poodle^note But whether or not I was also a clown plushie, I can't say. :P and almost everyone in the school thought I was really pure. (Just like on here, I guess. You guys are too nice! XD)

Honestly, the one who I thought was really pure was the teacher. At this school, I had just one teacher, and she was really nice. She was so sweet and caring to all the students, to the point that she was practically our Team Mom.

Anyway, I think the dream began with me and the other students in class. The teacher told us that one of the students was missing, and she was really worried. So we all started looking for the missing student. I went outside and realized that the school was in a dark, windy tundra, out in the middle of nowhere.

After walking for some time, I found the student, just standing out there in the snow. For some reason, there was a volcano nearby, and it suddenly erupted, shooting a bunch of flaming hot rocks into the air. A bunch of rocks were about to land on the student, so I pushed her out of the way and let the rocks hit me instead. I actually felt pain at this point.

The teacher and the other students found us, and the teacher was horrified by how badly injured I was, and she promised she would take care of me. I don't really remember anything after that.

edited 16th Feb '18 9:17:49 PM by DrNoPuma

He may be a giant, nightmarish brute, but like all villains in this series,he sure can sing.

The only thing I can remember from my dreams last night at this point was watching an episode of The Garfield Show (which I haven't even watched in a very long time) that wound up turning into a first-person shooter game with Garfield fighting a clone of himself using a Wii remote that fired lasers.

"Pardon me, that extremely loud and extremely deep voice you may have just heard. It was me. Oh, it is such a long story..."

In the middle of a dream where my computer got a virus and I became friends with the person who sent it to me, Yami Bakura and I were playing Tomb Raider for the PS 1, and then ended up inside the game. He was much better at the game than I was, to put it lightly XD There was this one part where he told me what to do as it happened, but deliberately left one step out so I’d get fried by a laser while he’d escape. Then my cats showed up, and then I petted them and woke up.

The Protomen enhanced my life.

Last odd dream I remember I was a character in some kind of mafia style game recruiting gangs for some objective I don't really remember. The big thing that stuck out was one area looked like feudal Japan. One mission was helping the daughter of one leader save her sister who was being married to a rival lord. I was also apparently trying to romance her bodyguard.

The dream ended before I finished the mission, but I was apparently trying to force a deal by threatening the life of the rival lord.

"When I offered to make Norea my third back-up girlfriend she just glared at me and started throwing things at me.." Renee Costa