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Tropes embodied by me

• Audio Erotica Many people have said I have a "beautiful, soothing voice"
• Asexuality My mom doesn't believe it. She STILL gives me sex ed lectures, and says I'll "grow out of it".
• Asian and Nerdy Well, actually only half Asian. One half white, one half Tiawanese.
• Badass Grandpa My awesome maternal Grandmother (The Tiawanese one).
• Berserk Button Prejudice, ANY kind!
• The B Grade AP Chemistry. THAT ONLY!!
• Chivalrous Pervert I would be the first to defend my LGBT friends, but I AM a Yaoi Fangirl.
• Covert Pervert I THOUGHT I was being this, but all my friends knew I was before I started being more open about this.
• Deadpan Snarker
• Dirty Old Woman My maternal grandma again.
• Fag Hag Yep.
• Granola Girl Notoriously so.
• Guy on Guy is Hot It certainly is.
• Heterosexual Life Partner See Les Yay entry.
• Huge Schoolgirl AND a ballet dancer, which is a bitch, because so many of them are small. I'm 5'9", bit at least I've lost some weight.
• Humble Goal Get the Hell out of my parents house, go to an elite college and then med school, and live in London.
• The Ingénue Subverted. Older people tend to think I am this. I may be an asexual virgin, but I AM NOT INNOCENT.
• I Want Grandkids My mother, full stop. They must be biological, too. JEEZ! I DON'T WANT TO GET PREGNANT, AND THE ONLY CHILD I WILL EVER ADOPT WILL BE ABOUT 10-12! No poopy diapers or Screaming Birth for me, thank you very much.
• Ivy League Another dream of mine...
• Ivy League for Everyone My school. Full stop.
• Les Yay My Heterosexual Life Partner and I. We hug, we share iPods, etc. One of my closest friends thinks we are lesbian lovers who are still in the closet.
• Meddling parents My parents are the Epitome of this trope. I MUST live in San Diego after college graduation. My plans are to live in London.
• Missing White Woman Syndrome The belief that it's only pretty white women who go missing drives me INSANE!!! Not to mention the chauvinism that springs from it.
• Mistaken for Gay Constantly.
• Oxbridge My dream school.
• Platonic Life Partners I have two.
• Racist Grandma More like homophobic paternal grandma. It makes being a HUGE gay rights advocate kind of sticky...
  • Update. She pulled a complete 180, so I guess it's subverted!
• Seemingly Wholesome '50s Girl See The Ingénue
• Soapbox Sadie
• Yaoi Fangirl FULL STOP!!