College student, writer, anime and manga reader and general bookworm who's probably read too much to be good for them and owns enough books to put Yomiko Readman to shame. Also one of the few lesbian Yaoi Fangirls you're ever likely to see (no, that's not an oxymoron). Found my way here courtesy of Sikon thorough a Mai-Otome message board and a link (specifically the Ass Pull entry, take from that what you will).

Also known as AthenAltena in some circles, but uses the other name here since that one is not Wiki Word friendly. Can be reached by email and also possesses a Livejournal account that occasionally links back to here, and a blog where I discuss sociology, philosophy and current events when I have the time/energy to write about them, which seeing as I'm both in college and working isn't often. Also shameless Entry Pimp for most CLAMP related series.

What's with the name, you ask? It has to do with a project I've been working on for the better part of seven years now, and it's only about halfway done. That's as much as I'll say at the moment about it. I have a bit of Attention Deficit Creator Disorder and also have a second one, though that one (which ironically is longer) may get finished sooner.

Strong believer in "If it's wrong, just fix it/delete it" and removing unnecessary Natter. I will also zap any use of the phrases 'to be fair' 'actually...' etc. on sight. Also mildly obsessive compulsive, which occasionally results in massive edit binges.

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AB Negative (I have this blood type, and a card from the Red Cross to prove it)
Adorkable (With matching T-shirt)
Bifauxnen (Let me put it this way: I make a very convincing drag king [and basically look like a younger version of my dad when done up] and tend to dress like that anyway. If it weren't for the Hartman Hips I could probably pass as a pretty decent guy, and even with the hips still get called "Sir" quite a bit!)
Big Ol' Eyebrows (Not quite as much as my dad, but since they're a darker color they're pretty prominent, and considering how much raising them is generally my only reaction to a lot of things they do stand out. I like my bushy caterpillars.)
Bully Hunter (Guilty. Chalk it up to a childhood that proves Kids Are Cruel. Seeing people bully others is one of my guaranteed Berserk Buttons.)
Butch Lesbian (On the Soft Butch side, but Butch nonetheless. I'm actually a big softy most of the time)
But Not Too White (Hahahahaha... Not. Irish genes + red hair = I don't tan.)
The Daria (As a result I usually end up playing the Unfunny to my friends)
Deadpan Snarker (Boy howdy! It's genetic, as well as being inversely proportional to how much sleep I've gotten)
Dojikko (I was infamous for this when I was younger, and while I've mostly grown into myself and avoid most mishaps these days I still have my moments, and still manage to injure myself in some pretty interesting ways)
Eyes of Gold (Technically they're hazel, but in the right light they look this way. I also have a blue ring in my eyes, really◊. Given that my mom has blue eyes and my dad has brown eyes the odds of me someday having a kid with blue eyes are actually pretty good.)
Fighting Irish (At times, and amusingly I'll spontaneously develop a thick Boston accent despite being raised west of Boston if particularly pissed off)
Friend to All Living Things (I have this reputation due to a bad case of Cuteness Proximity with cute creatures, and I can count on one hand the number of animals who haven't liked me. It might just be that I'm generally pretty mellow and have been around assorted types of creatures since a very young age.)
Hahvahd Yahd In My Cah (Two years in Boston has resulted in a bit of this, for instance saying "department" instead of "depahtment" takes conscious effort, and the word "car" is going a similar direction. Basically, Masshole and proud of it.)
I'm Taking Him Home With Me! (I'm pretty much a Kinsey 5 or 6, which puts the odds of me being in a hetero relationship somewhere between the odds of getting hit on the head with a meteor and Hell No, so if I do Squee over a guy it's usually for this reason, since I have a soft spot for sweet huggable guys. Known ~~victims~~ targets are Linkara and Benzaie)
Kuudere (I may act like an Emotionless Girl on occasion, but there are in fact feelings under there)
Mad Scientist (Mostly limited to working with plants, but I definitely have my moments, complete with evil cackling)
Mama Bear / Papa Wolf (Protip: I'm a pretty nice person and pretty hard to get mad, but if you do manage to piss me off by hurting someone I care about full-on Crazy Irish Lady ensues)
Must Have Caffeine (At any time during the day I probably have enough caffeine in my system to kill a bull elephant)
The Quiet One (Compared to my friends. Most of what does come out is snark)
Shrinking Violet (More when I was younger, but have my moments these days)
Sophisticated as Hell (As a result of reading a lot, having parents who were journalists, and being pretty well acquainted with working class language you'll often hear me do this to comic effect. An example from my criminology class is "The postivist theories of Cesare Lombroso, which relied on Darwinian concepts to explain so-called atavistic characteristics in criminals, were, in short, a crock of shit.")
Stealth Hi/Bye (I do this to people a lot without meaning to, because I'm just that quiet. I was once sitting by our futon on the floor and it took my roommate's friends 10 minutes to notice me.)
Stoic Spectacles (As of Spring 2008. Might be thought of as a Meganekko, but has more of the SS personality because of above traits, and my glasses are technically men's frames too, not that I care)
Younger Than They Look (Ever since I hit puberty early, and possibly before, I've been regularly mistaken for being several years older. Half of this is physical appearance, half is attitude. I'm currently 21 but am regularly mistaken for being 25. It's probably a good thing that I really wasn't the wild type or I could have gotten away with a lot.)

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