"I didn't create Frogger, but I came up with the name for it. Can you believe they wanted to call it 'Highway Crossing Frog?'"
Eh? Someone there? Oh, welcome. I'm really no one special. Just some poor sap who got exposed to TV Tropes by a former love interest and now can't manage to leave. Ever.
HiWayXingFrog shows examples of:
- Attention Deficit Creator Disorder - This one I'm actually working on, and trying to get better at. At the very least, I'd like to salvage my Orphaned Series someday.
- Bi The Way
- Big Eater
- Brilliant, but Lazy
- Catchphrase - Later days and Silence!
- Chivalrous Pervert
- Deadpan Snarker
- Doesn't Like Guns
- Foreign Cuss Word - While I enjoyed employing them beforehand, playing Assassins Creed Brotherhood has greatly increased my repertoire.
- Geeky Turn-On - Girls who play Yu Gi Oh and actually know what they're talking about. Just...wow...
- Genre Savvy - Just about any time I see a snarky sentence on this site that links to another trope, I can guess what it is.
- Grammar Nazi
- Headphones Equal Isolation - often necessitated by semi-Hyper-Awareness. Sensory Overload is not fun. Other times simply For the Lulz
- Heavy Sleeper
- Hypocrite - I have very little tolerance for those who violate my personal space, but I don't hold myself to the same standard
- Inferiority Superiority Complex
- Jerk with a Heart of Gold - with a Tsundere fetish, to boot. I'm half of a Takahashi Couple waiting to happen
- Knight in Sour Armor - I am both a genuinely good person who tries to do the right thing and an incredibly sarcastic, cynical asshole
- Kuudere
- Lightning Bruiser
- Love Hurts/ All Love Is Unrequited - God, don't I know it. I'm currently 1-6
- Madden Into Misanthropy - I'd say Beneath the Mask, but there are times when it's very thinly veiled.
- Money Fetish: - I really like the smell of cash...
- The Movie Quote Buff
- The Napoleon
- Not a Morning Person
- Oyaji Kid - Repeatedly described as "The oldest young man I've ever known."
- Picky Eater
- Pintsized Powerhouse - short, thin, and a lot stronger than I look
- Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness - It comes and goes, usually accompanied by Sophisticated as Hell.
- Shameless Fanservice Guy
- Sleepy Head
- The Southpaw
- Thinking Out Loud - I do this often. Helps me process.
- Two First Names
- "Smith" Will Suffice - used so egregiously it has made friends and family members have want to physically assault me
- Stealth Hi/Bye - I'm often accused of "sneaking up" on people without attempting to do so.
- Why Did It Have To Be Spiders?
- Wouldn't Hit a Girl - Averted. In the immortal words of Edward Elric, "Not hitting her because she's a girl is sexist and, therefore, unacceptable!"
Created the tropes:
Favourites:
- Ano Hana
- Bakuman
- Bleach
- Eureka Seven
- Fullmetal Alchemist
- Hikaru No Go
- Naruto
- Ouran High School Host Club
- Shaman King
- Yu Gi Oh
- 12 Angry Men
- The Avengers
- Boondock Saints
- The Perks Of Being A Wallflower
- Star Trek First Contact
- Star Wars - Special notice to Return Of The Jedi
- Enders Game
- Fate Of The Jedi
- Harry Potter
- Legacy Of The Force
- Nineteen Eighty Four
- Star Trek Voyager Relaunch
- Youth In Revolt
- Boss
- The Colbert Report
- The Daily Show
- House MD
- Firefly
- Frasier
- The Rachel Maddow Show
- Star Trek
- And all its future incarnations. ESPECIALLY Deep Space Nine
- Assassins Creed
- Dead Or Alive
- Halo Reach
- Knights Of The Old Republic
- The Legend Of Zelda - Particularly fond of Ocarina Of Time and Twilight Princess
- Metroid - I have yet to play a single Metroid game I had anything but love for, but special notice goes to Super Metroid and the original Metroid Prime.
- Perfect Dark
- Pokémon
- Splinter Cell
- Avatar The Last Airbender
- The Boondocks
- Hey Arnold!
- Invader Zim
- The Spectacular Spider Man
- Young Justice
Vandalize at your discretion. Please...
