Quotes / This Is Gonna Suck

...Well...That wraps up this prediction blog; now if you'll excuse us, we've got an apocalypse to prepare for. Please keep all comments/arguments respectful.
The end of Death Battle Predictions: Goku vs. Superman, which by the way unanimously agreed that Supes would win, with even the most optimistic bloggers concluding that Goku would get the Curb Stomp Cushion at the very best.

We are so gonna feel this...
Onewa, right before getting hurled through a wall, BIONICLE

Ouch time.
Gungan General, The Phantom Menace

I have been to the Xibalba and back.

Near: Are we sure we want to do this?
Mello: It's not like you to have doubts.
Near: I don't usually face such definite trouble.
Matt: That is the one thing we can guarantee will happen. We still in agreement over who to confess to?
Mello: Light?
Near: Light.

"Boss ahead."
"Imminent death."
"Try tears."
— Player messages seen in Dark Souls

There... there's no place we could possibly run to, is there?
Vanamonde von Mekkahn, Girl Genius

Methinks we be boned.
Bender, Futurama: Bender's Game

This business will get out of control. It will get out of control, and we will be lucky to live through it.
Adm. Joshua Painter, The Hunt for Red October

Here we are at some random-ass ranch, and this is The Brand. And it's gonna suck.
Bam Margera, Jackass

Alucard... go play...
Tristan Winter, The Jaded Eyes Series

This won't end well. note 

No trouble, he said. Well, that's easy for what's-his-name to say. He's got nine lives, I've only got one!
Roquefort the Mouse, The Aristocats note 

Oh, my god, he just ran in.

They have a cave troll!
— Boromir to Aragorn, Lord of the Rings, film version

Oh fuck me.
Prince Thadeous waiting to be hanged, Your Highness

My. God. I thought you were being overly harsh; then I read the first 80 pages (I already had both books *sigh*). I'm going to keep on reading, because I'm stingy, but it's going to hurt.
A response to an Amazon review on The Fifth Sorceress, the first book of the Chronicles of Blood and Stone series

Link: Any last words?
Mario: …we just might actually be screwed.
Paper Mario X 2, Chapter 76note 

Fluttershy: Hey hey hey... What did I tell ya'll about COMING IN MY SHEEEEEEEED?! [revs up a chainsaw]
Spike: Well, we're fucked.

This is gonna cost me...
Homer Simpson, The Simpsons, "Treehouse of Horror V" segment "Time and Punishment"

"Oh, I can already taste the guilt. Coupled with the alcohol to deal with said guilt. Coupled with the hooker that accompanies the alcohol. And then the guilt of killing the hooker. Coupled with the alcohol to deal with the guilt, followed by another hooker...."

Remilia: Looks like it's going to be a fun night.
Reimu: Looks like it's going to be a long night.
Touhou: Embodiment of the Scarlet Devil

Pat: Okay, let's do this, let's get this over with. Come on.
Matt: This is gonna be fun, right?
Pat: Okay, yeah yeah, the game is awesome. But you're...an idiot.

"So I started my first game spawned on the shores of a mysterious land, made for the nearest visible building, and was immediately beaten to death by six squawking, working-class zombies in flat caps. Then I paused to have a little drinky..."
Ben "Yahtzee" Crowsaw on his first attempt at DayZ - Zero Punctuation

"Well, this should be nothing short of a disaster."

"So you start off in the amusement park and the first thing you notice is the sign: 'No vibes, no bevis, no bevis, no vibes'...oh boy, we're in trouble."
The Nostalgia Critic reviewing "Bebe's Kids the Video Game"

"This has bad day written all over it."
—Doctor X in Casey and Andy, after discovering the intruder in his lair is Superman

We have before us an ordeal of the most grievous kind. We have before us many, many long months of struggle and of suffering. You ask, what is our policy? I can say: It is to wage war, by sea, land and air, with all our might and with all the strength that God can give us; to wage war against a monstrous tyranny, never surpassed in the dark, lamentable catalogue of human crime. That is our policy.
Winston Churchill, on taking office in 1940

Zeetha: (after insisting on starting Agatha on warrior training) As of now, we are "Kolee-Dok-Zumil."
Agatha: What does that mean?
Zeetha: Ah- Kind of hard to translate. Sort of like "Teacher and Student." Sort of like "Cause and Effect." (whacks Agatha over the head with her stick) Mostly, like "Grindstone and Knife."
Agatha: NOT GOOD.

Avenger: "We shall start bright and early when we have some privacy to work. I expect you to be at your best. I will not accept anything less from you."
Ben: "Yes, Ma'am."
Kevin's voice (in Ben's head): "You are going to get your butt handed to you, Tennyson."

Saga: What does it changes? You're just one of the Knights of the Zodiacs. You'll never defeat an anime Big Bad like me.
Saori: That's your mistake, Saga. Because the Original version is named ... Saint Seiya!
Saga: Saint Seiya? But then that means he's ... The Hero?
Ikki: Okay! Music please *cue Pegasus Fantasy playing in the background*
Saga: I ain't gonna lie, I'm way less arrogant now!

Listen up, listen up
There's a Devil in the Church
Got a bullet in the Chamber and
This is Gonna Hurt
Sixx:A.M. - This is Gonna Hurt

I find beauty in things that most people don't find beautiful. Are you with me now? Are you ready to expose the raw nerve endings? It's okay to be scared.
— Nikki Sixx - "This is Gonna Hurt Documentaries" and "Are You With Me Now?" Music Video (by Sixx:A.M., one of his bands).

"So, there I was, watching Leonard Part 6 for the very first time. I was only a scant minute into the film, and it was already as horrible as everything I had ever heard. I had no clue what was going on, what I was looking at, or why I was looking at it, and it only got worse from there."
Dr. Winston O'Boogie upon seeing Leonard Part 6 open with scenes from later in the movie shown out of context, recapping the film for The Agony Booth

You feel like you're going to have a bad time.

Worf: The Borg have cut power to all decks except sixteen.
Picard: The Borg won't stay on deck sixteen.