Quotes / This Is Gonna Suck

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    Fan Fiction 

Well, this should be nothing short of a disaster.

Near: Are we sure we want to do this?
Mello: It's not like you to have doubts.
Near: I don't usually face such definite trouble.
Matt: That is the one thing we can guarantee will happen. We still in agreement over who to confess to?
Mello: Light?
Near: Light.

Avenger: We shall start bright and early when we have some privacy to work. I expect you to be at your best. I will not accept anything less from you.
Ben: Yes, Ma'am.
Kevin's voice (in Ben's head): You are going to get your butt handed to you, Tennyson.

Alucard... go play...
Tristan Winter, The Jaded Eyes Series

Link: Any last words?
Mario: ...we just might actually be screwed.
Paper Mario X 2, Chapter 76note 

    Film - Animated 

"No trouble," he said. Well, that's easy for what's-his-name to say. He's got nine lives, I've only got one!
Roquefort the Mouse, after being sent out to get help from a gang of alley cats, The Aristocats

Methinks we be boned.
Bender, Futurama: Bender's Game

    Film - Live-Action 

This business will get out of control. It will get out of control, and we will be lucky to live through it.
Adm. Joshua Painter, The Hunt for Red October

That is definitely...bigger than the last one.
David Levinson, Independence Day: Resurgence

They have a cave troll.
Boromir, Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

Ouch time.
Captain Tarpals, The Phantom Menace

Worf: The Borg have cut power to all decks except sixteen.
Picard: The Borg won't stay on deck sixteen.

Oh fuck me.
Prince Thadeous waiting to be hanged, Your Highness

    Live-Action TV 

Here we are at some random-ass ranch, and this is The Brand. And it's gonna suck.
Bam Margera, Jackass

    Multiple Media 

We are so gonna feel this...
Onewa right before getting hurled through a wall, BIONICLE

    Music 

Listen up, listen up
There's a devil in the church
Got a bullet in the chamber and
This is gonna hurt
Sixx:A.M., "This is Gonna Hurt"

I find beauty in things that most people don't find beautiful. Are you with me now? Are you ready to expose the raw nerve endings? It's okay to be scared.
Nikki Sixx, "This is Gonna Hurt Documentaries" and "Are You With Me Now?" music video

    Video Games 

"Boss ahead."
"Imminent death."
"Try tears."
— Player messages seen in Dark Souls

Wait, wait, wait! — I know this guy! ...yeah, we are screwed.
The Terror Mask, Splatterhouse

Remilia: Looks like it's going to be a fun night.
Reimu: Looks like it's going to be a long night.
Touhou: Embodiment of the Scarlet Devil

You feel like you're going to have a bad time.

    Webcomics 

This has bad day written all over it.
Doctor X discovers the intruder in his lair is Superman, Casey and Andy

Zeetha: As of now, we are "Kolee-Dok-Zumil."
Agatha: What does that mean?
Zeetha: Ah- Kind of hard to translate. Sort of like "Teacher and Student." Sort of like "Cause and Effect." (whacks Agatha over the head with her stick) Mostly, like "Grindstone and Knife."
Agatha: NOT GOOD.

There... there's no place we could possibly run to, is there?
Vanamonde von Mekkahn, Girl Genius

    Web Original 

So, there I was, watching Leonard Part 6 for the very first time. I was only a scant minute into the film, and it was already as horrible as everything I had ever heard. I had no clue what was going on, what I was looking at, or why I was looking at it, and it only got worse from there.
Dr. Winston O'Boogie upon seeing Leonard Part 6 open with scenes from later in the movie shown out of context, recapping the film for The Agony Booth

My. God. I thought you were being overly harsh; then I read the first 80 pages (I already had both books *sigh*). I'm going to keep on reading, because I'm stingy, but it's going to hurt.''

I have been to the Xibalba and back.

Well...That wraps up this prediction blog; now if you'll excuse us, we've got an apocalypse to prepare for. Please keep all comments/arguments respectful.
— The end of "Death Battle Predictions: Goku vs. Superman", which unanimously agreed that Supes would win, with even the most optimistic bloggers concluding that Goku would get the Curb Stomp Cushion at the very best

So you start off in the amusement park and the first thing you notice is the sign: "No vibes, no bevis, no bevis, no vibes" ...oh boy, we're in trouble.
The Nostalgia Critic reviewing Bebe's Kids the Video Game

Fluttershy: Hey hey hey... What did I tell ya'll about COMING IN MY SHEEEEEEEED?! (revs up a chainsaw)
Spike: Well, we're fucked.

Saga: What does it changes? You're just one of the Knights of the Zodiacs. You'll never defeat an anime Big Bad like me.
Saori: That's your mistake, Saga. Because the Original version is named... Saint Seiya!
Saga: Saint Seiya? But then that means he's ... The Hero?
Ikki: Okay! Music please. (cue "Pegasus Fantasy" playing in the background)
Saga: I ain't gonna lie, I'm way less arrogant now!

Oh, I can already taste the guilt. Coupled with the alcohol to deal with said guilt. Coupled with the hooker that accompanies the alcohol. And then the guilt of killing the hooker. Coupled with the alcohol to deal with the guilt, followed by another hooker...

Pat: Okay, let's do this, let's get this over with. Come on.
Matt: This is gonna be fun, right?
Pat: Okay, yeah yeah, the game is awesome. But you're...an idiot.

"It feels like you're going to have a bad time?!" NO SHIT I'M HAVING A BAD TIME!
Joel, playing Undertale No Mercy (see above)

So I started my first game spawned on the shores of a mysterious land, made for the nearest visible building, and was immediately beaten to death by six squawking, working-class zombies in flat caps. Then I paused to have a little drinky...
Ben "Yahtzee" Crowsaw describes his first attempt at DayZ, Zero Punctuation

    Western Animation 

This won't end well.note 

This is gonna cost me...
Homer Simpson sets off a Butterfly of Doom chain reaction, The Simpsons: Treehouse of Horror V, "Time and Punishment"

I sense the pivotal moment of failure approaches.
The Brain, Animaniacs, "Hercules Unwound"

Gumball: If you want me to teach you how to be direct, I can. But you have to promise to do exactly as I say, no questions asked.
Darwin: (gets on his knees, face aglow, dramatic music plays) I promise.
Gumball: I want you to walk like a dog with an itchy butt.
Darwin: (maintaining his cheerful demeanor) I shouldn't have promised.

    Real Life 

We have before us an ordeal of the most grievous kind. We have before us many, many long months of struggle and of suffering. You ask, what is our policy? I can say: It is to wage war, by sea, land and air, with all our might and with all the strength that God can give us; to wage war against a monstrous tyranny, never surpassed in the dark, lamentable catalogue of human crime. That is our policy.
Winston Churchill upon taking office in 1940

I'm gonna fly with you, and we're gonna shoot SAM site before it shoots us? You gotta be shittin' me!
Jack Donovan, EWO, when told of the first Wild Weasel task.


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