...Well...That wraps up this prediction blog now if you'll excuse us, we've got an apocalypse to prepare for. Please keep all comments/arguments respectful.
We are so gonna feel this...
— Onewa, right before getting hurled through a wall, BIONICLE
Near: Are we sure we want to do this?
Mello: It's not like you to have doubts.
Near: I don't usually face such definite trouble.
Matt: That is the one thing we can guarantee will happen. We still in agreement over who to confess to?
— Player messages seen in Dark Souls
There... there's no place we could possibly run to, is there?
— Vanamonde von Mekkahn, Girl Genius
Jan: Oh fuck, that's an anti-tank rifle. OH FUCK, THAT'S AN ANTI-TANK RIFLE!
This business will get out of control. It will get out of control, and we will be lucky to live through it.
— Adm. Joshua Painter, The Hunt for Red October
Here we are at some random-ass ranch, and this is The Brand. And it's gonna suck.
— Bam Margera, Jackass
This won't end well. note
No trouble, he said. Well, that's easy for what's-his-name to say. He's got nine lives, I've only got one!
—Roquefort the Mouse, The Aristocats note
Oh, my god, he just ran in.
They have a cave troll!
— Boromir to Aragorn, Lord of the Rings, film version
My. God. I thought you were being overly harsh; then I read the first 80 pages (I already had both books *sigh*). I'm going to keep on reading, because I'm stingy, but it's going to hurt.
Fluttershy: Hey hey hey... What did I tell ya'll about COMING IN MY SHEEEEEEEED?! [revs up a chainsaw]
Spike: Well, we're fucked.
This is gonna cost me...
— Homer Simpson, The Simpsons, "Treehouse of Horror V" segment "Time and Punishment"
"Oh, I can already taste the guilt. Coupled with the alcohol to deal with said guilt. Coupled with the hooker that accompanies the alcohol. And then the guilt of killing the hooker. Coupled with the alcohol to deal with the guilt, followed by another hooker...."
—Dean Winchester, Supernatural The Animation Abridged
Remilia: Looks like it's going to be a fun night.
Reimu: Looks like it's going to be a long night.
— Touhou: Embodiment of the Scarlet Devil
Pat: Okay, let's do this, let's get this over with. Come on.
Matt: This is gonna be fun, right?
Pat: Okay, yeah yeah, the game is awesome. But you're...an idiot.
"So I started my first game spawned on the shores of a mysterious land, made for the nearest visible building, and was immediately beaten to death by six squawking, working-class zombies in flat caps. Then I paused to have a little drinky..."
— Ben "Yahtzee" Crowsaw on his first attempt at DayZ - Zero Punctuation
"Well, this should be nothing short of a disaster."
"So you start off in the amusement park and the first thing you notice is the sign: 'No vibes, no bevis, no bevis, no vibes'...oh boy, we're in trouble."
"This has bad day written all over it."
We have before us an ordeal of the most grievous kind. We have before us many, many long months of struggle and of suffering. You ask, what is our policy? I can say: It is to wage war, by sea, land and air, with all our might and with all the strength that God can give us; to wage war against a monstrous tyranny, never surpassed in the dark, lamentable catalogue of human crime. That is our policy.
—Winston Churchill, on taking office in 1940
Zeetha: (after insisting on starting Agatha on warrior training) As of now, we are "Kolee-Dok-Zumil."
Agatha: What does that mean?
Zeetha: Ah- Kind of hard to translate. Sort of like "Teacher and Student." Sort of like "Cause and Effect." (whacks Agatha over the head with her stick) Mostly, like "Grindstone and Knife."
Agatha: NOT GOOD.
Avenger: "We shall start bright and early when we have some privacy to work. I expect you to be at your best. I will not accept anything less from you."
Ben: "Yes, Ma'am."
Kevin's voice (in Ben's head): "You are going to get your butt handed to you, Tennyson."