Web Video: The Music Video Show
"Here we go, people..."The Music Video Show
is a comedic web series that features The Black In Hat reviewing one music video a week. Since the fourth episode, he decides whether or not he would watch the video again. It debuted on September 23 2013. The web series can be found here
The show provides examples of the following tropes:
- Abusive Parents: Implied. Says having a psychotic Santa laughing in your face is better than having his drunk father try to choke him while he's sleeping.
- Accentuate the Negative Reviews music videos and points out the flaws in all of them, whether or not they are worth repeat viewings.
- Acceptable Targets In-universe
- Creed is the butt of many jokes.
- Alternative Character Interpretation: Loves to do this.
- Believes Soulja Boy made Yaaah! because of a result of Tourettes Syndrome.
- The bus driver in the Backstreet Boys' "Backstreet's Back" music video is high when he leaves the band in the seemingly abandoned house...to be fair, he seems to be holding a blunt in his hand.
- In episode 7, God is trying to kill the lead singer of Creed.
- In another video, Creed are aliens who make music for a group of people who go to their concert and abduct them through a spaceship that is above them, yet no one seems to notice. Then, when the band kills them, they change their music for another group of people and do the same thing.
- In episode 10, he believes the woman crashed her car into oncoming traffic because she found her boyfriend's Creed CD collection in the glove compartment.
- Justin Bieber is a ninja.
- The bad Santa Claus kidnapped Brandon Flowers because his wife left him. He's not bad, he's just lonely.
- The next episode takes it a bit further. There's a Santa Claus in jail in the Crazy Frog video while there's a psychotic one blowing up a gas station in The Killers's video.
- The reason the Santa Claus in the Crazy Frog video has a jail cell? He has a darker side no one knows about and stores the really bad kids in it...and never lets them out.
- Kevin Federline is a gambler. He's the reason why Britney Spears was in a bit of legal trouble in her darker years.
- Obamacare was the reason the world looked a post-Apocalyptic Soviet America in the My Chemical Romance video.
- Gwen Stefani is showing signs of a midlife crisis in her Hollaback Girl video.
- James Blunt is a clone of someone cloned over and over again.
- Alicia Keys is a Stalker with a Crush
- Bait-and-Switch Comment:
"So the rest of the video is just her
posing...and she does a pretty good job at it. She's posing as a singer, someone we should give a crap about..."
"I don't know why people see Kevin Federline as a one hit wonder...I can't see this guy topping a song that went nowhere."
- Bait-and-Switch Comparison: In episode 1, Metallica goes to a prison to perform songs for prisoners.
"Those poor poor guys... being forced to listen to new Metallica live."
is dressed as Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde
. So, one half of his face is deformed and hideous...and the other is blue and scaly.
"I don't know which band is worse. Creed
or Hinder. You have one band that writes nothing but overwrought, overemotional songs that numb the brain...there is no difference between Creed
- Brick Joke In episode 3, "The end of the world will not happen if there are no songs about playing video games all day." Cue episode 25.
- Caustic Critic
- Cliché Storm: In-Universe
- The music video in episode 7 is described as this.
- Comically Missing the Point: In Episode 13, a crooked Santa breaks down a children's home with his motorcycle. His response? "Uhhh, we have a chimney."
- Cloning Blues: James Blunt and The Black In Hat, himself at the end of episode 19.
- Credits Gag
- Deadpan Snarker
- Death Glare Gives one at the beginning of the 18th episode.
- Designated Hero He calls out Mariah Carey on this in episode 20.
- Downer Ending: Episode 25 ends with the Black In Hat locking himself in a bunker while the end of the world happening offscreen.
- Even Evil Has Standards
- In the first episode, a bunch of prisoners listen to Metallica play songs...from St. Anger.
"They're already in prison...haven't they suffered enough?"
- Felony Misdemeanor In episode 8, Fall Out Boy is about to be burned alive.
"You guys do kind of deserve it after you butchered a Michael Jackson
song...and getting John Mayer to do the (guitar) solo."
- Halloween Episode: Episode 5
- Hypocritical Humor:
- In episode 21: "This part of the video uses split screen? Yeah, how original." Said when the video is using, and uses, split screen images.
- "Not Making This Up" Disclaimer: The credit gag at the beginning of episode 15.
- Split Screen
- Stable Time Loop: In episode 12, he calls himself from episode 11 to tell who could kiss the lead singer from The Darkness under the mistletoe. His past self laughs, says he doesn't care and hangs up.
- Take That
"We don't need a Meg White
, we need someone who can play the drums."
"So, one of the guys is dressed as The Phantom of the Opera. Hey, he's no Gerard Butler
but, at least he can sing."
"If I wanted to be in pain and misery, I'd go see an Irate Gamer
"You guys aren't destroying Nickelback products, you're destroying products from a band that can kind of write music."
- He gives one to Kevin Federline. "Wait, this guy isn't Vanilla Ice. This guy's not NEARLY as talented."
- He gives one to The Real Housewives franchise after seeing K-Fed gamble what he assumes his Britney Spears's money. "If he were a woman, he would be one of the women of one of the Real Housewives shows."
- To keep it short, the entire 15th episode is nothing but Take That jokes against Kevin Federline.
- Episode 17 has one against Windows Vista.
"At some point, the video freezes. This has been brought to you by Windows Vista."
- There is a jab at Madonna in episode 18.
is trying to be hip for the kids, she's alienating everyone who liked her in the first place...she's trying to be Madonna...please don't be Madonna...otherwise, the midlife crisis will last for decades."
- Suspiciously Specific Denial
- Tempting Fate: In episode 2:
"First, Shaquille O Neal
ruins movies for me, now he's ruined music. If there is a God, no one will give him his own video game." Cut to after the credits where he discovers something
on his laptop.
- That Came Out Wrong
- Episode 12: "So, people. Here we go. Justin Bieber's Mistletoe." (beat) I...I didn't mean it like that."
- The Unintelligible:
- Describes Eddie Murphy's singing voice as this in episode 9.
- Video Review Show