->''...Well...That wraps up this prediction blog; now if you'll excuse us, [[FanDumb we've]] [[HateDumb got]] [[BrokenBase an]] [[FlameWar apocalypse]] [[{{GIFT}} to]] [[UnpleasableFanbase prepare]] [[InternetBackdraft for]]. [[TemptingFate Please keep all comments/arguments respectful]].''
-->-- ''The end of [[http://www.screwattack.com/news/death-battle-predictions-goku-vs-superman Death Battle Predictions: Goku vs. Superman]]'', which by the way unanimously agreed that Supes would win, with even the most optimistic bloggers concluding that Goku would get the CurbStompCushion at the very best.

->''We are so gonna feel this...''
-->-- '''Onewa''', right before getting hurled through a wall, ''Franchise/{{Bionicle}}''

->''Ouch time.''
-->-- '''Gungan General''', ''Film/ThePhantomMenace''

->''I have been to the [[Literature/PopolVuh Xibalba]] and back.''
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob''' on ''Film/{{Troll 2}}''

->'''[[Manga/DeathNote Near:]]''' Are we sure we want to do this?\\
'''Mello:''' [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness It's not like you to have doubts.]]\\
'''Near:''' I don't usually face such definite trouble.\\
'''Matt:''' [[CasualDangerDialog That is the one thing we can guarantee will happen.]] [[DontTellMama We still in agreement over who to confess to?]]\\
'''Mello:''' [[EvilOverlord Light?]]\\
'''Near:''' Light.

->"Boss ahead."\\
"Imminent death."\\
"Try tears."
-->-- Player messages seen in ''VideoGame/DarkSouls''

->''There... there's no place we could possibly run to, is there?''
-->-- '''Vanamonde von Mekkahn''', ''Webcomic/GirlGenius''

->'''Jan:''' [[DullSurprise Oh fuck, that's an anti-tank rifle.]] '''''[[OhCrap OH FUCK, THAT'S AN ANTI-TANK RIFLE!]]'''''
-->-- ''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged''

->''Methinks we be boned.''
-->-- '''Bender''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}: Bender's Game''

->''This business will get out of control. It will get out of control, and we will be lucky to live through it.''
-->-- '''Adm. Joshua Painter''', ''Film/TheHuntForRedOctober''

->''Here we are at some random-ass ranch, and this is The Brand. And it's gonna suck.''
-->-- '''Bam Margera''', ''{{Jackass}}''

->''[[Manga/{{Hellsing}} Alucard]]... go play...''
-->--'''Tristan Winter''', ''FanFic/TheJadedEyesSeries''

->''This won't end well.'' [[note]]Alternatively: This is getting ugly.[[/note]]

->''No trouble, he said. Well, that's easy for what's-his-name to say. He's got nine lives, I've only got one!''
-->--'''Roquefort the Mouse''', ''Disney/TheAristocats'' [[note]]O'Malley had just sent him to get help from a gang of alley cats[[/note]]

->''Oh, my god, he just ran in.''
-->-- '''WebVideo/LeeroyJenkinsVideo'''

->''They have a ''cave troll!''''
-->-- Boromir to Aragorn, ''Film/LordOfTheRings'', film version

->''Oh fuck me.''
-->--'''Prince Thadeous''' waiting to be hanged, ''Film/YourHighness''

->''My[[PunctuatedForEmphasis .]] God. I thought you were being overly harsh; then I read the first 80 pages (I already had both books *sigh*). I'm going to keep on reading, because I'm stingy, but it's going to hurt.''
-->--[[http://www.amazon.com/review/R3C09JODNG02W5/ref=cm_cr_rev_detmd_pl?ie=UTF8&asin=0345448928&cdForum=FxN1GM5QS12YCK&cdMsgID=Mx3R2UM9F8S47HJ&cdMsgNo=1&cdPage=1&cdSort=oldest&cdThread=Tx32LUGBO5XLDJO&store=books#Mx3R2UM9F8S47HJ A response to an Amazon review]] on ''The Fifth Sorceress,'' the first book of the ''Literature/ChroniclesOfBloodAndStone'' series

->'''[[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Link]]''': Any last words?\\
'''[[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Mario]]''': …we just might actually be screwed.
-->-- ''FanFic/PaperMarioX 2'', Chapter 76[[note]]plus Chapter 77[[/note]]

->'''[[spoiler:[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Fluttershy]]]]:''' Hey hey hey... [[AxCrazy What did I tell ya'll about COMING IN MY SHEEEEEEEED?!]] ''[revs up a chainsaw]''\\
'''Spike:''' Well, we're fucked.
-->-- ''[[WebAnimation/PonyDotMov SHED.MOV]]''

->''This is gonna cost me...''
-->-- '''Homer Simpson''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "Treehouse of Horror V" segment "Time and Punishment"

->"Oh, I can already taste the guilt. Coupled with the alcohol to deal with said guilt. Coupled with the hooker that accompanies the alcohol. [[DisposableSexWorker And then the guilt of killing the hooker.]] Coupled with the alcohol to deal with the guilt, [[BrokenRecord followed by another hooker]]...."
-->--'''Dean Winchester''', WebVideo/SupernaturalTheAnimationAbridged

->'''Remilia:''' Looks like it's going to be a fun night.\\
'''Reimu:''' Looks like it's going to be a long night.
-->-- ''VideoGame/{{Touhou}}: Embodiment of the Scarlet Devil''

->'''Pat''': Okay, let's do this, let's get this over with. Come on.\\
'''Matt''': This is gonna be fun, right?\\
'''Pat''': Okay, yeah yeah, the game is awesome. But you're...an idiot.
-->-- ''WebVideo/TwoBestFriendsPlay: {{VideoGame/Portal 2}}''

->''"So I started my first game spawned on the shores of a mysterious land, made for the nearest visible building, and was immediately beaten to death by six squawking, working-class zombies in flat caps. Then I paused to have a little drinky..."''
-->-- '''Ben "Yahtzee" Crowsaw''' on his first attempt at ''[=DayZ=]'' - ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''

->''"Well, this should be nothing short of a disaster."''
-->-- '''Hobbes''', ''Fanfic/CalvinAndHobbesTheSeries'', [[Recap/CalvinAndHobbesTheSeriesS4E5LennysDiary "Lenny's Diary"]]

->''"So you start off in the amusement park and the first thing you notice is the sign: 'No vibes, no bevis, no bevis, no vibes'...oh boy, we're in trouble."''
-->--'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''' reviewing "WesternAnimation/BebesKids the Video Game"

->''"This has bad day written all over it."''
-->--Doctor X in ''WebComic/CaseyAndAndy'', after discovering the intruder in his lair is ''Franchise/{{Superman}}''

->''We have before us an ordeal of the most grievous kind. We have before us many, many long months of struggle and of suffering. You ask, what is our policy? I can say: It is to wage war, by sea, land and air, with all our might and with all the strength that God can give us; to wage war against a monstrous tyranny, never surpassed in the dark, lamentable catalogue of human crime. That is our policy.''
-->--WinstonChurchill, on taking office in 1940

->'''Zeetha''': ''(after insisting on starting Agatha on warrior training)'' As of now, we are "Kolee-Dok-Zumil."\\
'''Agatha''': What does that mean?\\
'''Zeetha''': Ah- Kind of hard to translate. Sort of like "Teacher and Student." Sort of like "Cause and Effect." ''(whacks Agatha over the head with her stick)'' Mostly, like "Grindstone and Knife."\\
'''Agatha''': NOT GOOD.
-->-- ''WebComic/GirlGenius'', [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20050218 "Warrior Training Begins"]]

->'''[[ActionGirl Avenger]]''': "We shall [[TrainingFromHell start]] bright and early when we have some privacy to work. I expect you to be at your best. I will not accept anything less from you."\\
'''Ben''': "Yes, Ma'am."\\
'''Kevin's voice''' (in Ben's head): "You are going to get your butt handed to you, Tennyson."

->'''Saga''': What does it changes? You're just one of the Knights of the Zodiacs. You'll never defeat an anime BigBad like me.\\
'''Saori''': That's your mistake, Saga. Because the Original version is named ... Manga/SaintSeiya!\\
'''Saga''': Saint ''Seiya''? But then that means he's ... TheHero?\\
'''Ikki''': Okay! Music please *cue Pegasus Fantasy playing in the background*\\
'''Saga''': I ain't gonna lie, I'm ''way'' less arrogant now!

->''Listen up, listen up''\\
''There's a Devil in the Church''\\
''Got a bullet in the Chamber and''\\
''This is Gonna Hurt''
-->--'''Sixx:A.M. - This ''is'' Gonna Hurt'''

->''I find beauty in things that most people don't find beautiful. Are you with me now? Are you ready to expose the raw nerve endings? It's okay to be scared.''
-->-- Nikki Sixx - "This ''is'' Gonna Hurt Documentaries" and "Are You With Me Now?" Music Video (by Sixx:A.M., one of his bands).

->"So, there I was, watching ''Film/LeonardPart6'' for the very first time. I was only a scant minute into the film, and it was already as horrible as everything I had ever heard. I had no clue what was going on, what I was looking at, or why I was looking at it, [[FromBadToWorse and it only got worse from there]]."
-->-- '''Dr. Winston O'Boogie''' upon seeing ''Leonard Part 6'' open with scenes from later in the movie shown out of context, [[http://www.agonybooth.com/recaps/Leonard_Part_6_1987.aspx recapping the film]] for ''Website/TheAgonyBooth''

->You feel like you're going to [[RunningGag have a bad time]].
-->-- ''VideoGame/{{Undertale}}''

->'''Worf''': The Borg have cut power to all decks except sixteen.
->'''Picard''': The Borg won't stay on deck sixteen.
-->-- ''Film/StarTrekFirstContact''