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— Sonny Curtis and the Crickets*, "I Fought The Law"
So, you think you're bad, huh? You eat Dragons (both kinds) for breakfast. You're WEARING the Level Cap. You're carrying so many Ancient Artifacts of Game-Breaking Power that you start glowing whenever you turn around. NOTHING can stop you!
...unless, of course, you piss off The Law.
These aren't your average, overweight donut-munchers. These law-enforcers, whether they're plate-armored city-guards or patrol-ships in outer space, are suicidally brave, tough as nuts, and/or attack in endless waves. If you're really unlucky, every one of them is an Invincible Minor Minion. It doesn't matter how hard you are — the only way to survive is to run. If you try to take a stand, you'll be trounced sooner or later, and they NEVER STOP. So just pick up your Upgrade Artifacts and your Level-Cap and get outta town before I run ya in for loitering, punk!
Often overlaps with Shoplift and Die, if this response is provoked by the slightest infraction.
The Trope Namer, of course, is the chorus to "I Fought the Law" by Sonny Curtis and the Crickets, which has been famously covered by Bobby Fuller, The Clash, Green Day, Dead Kennedys, and various others.
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