"I'm gonna fill your hoo-ha with goof juice!"Frequently in games, movies, TV shows and commercials that children are watching, as well as in movies and TV shows in which some of the characters are children, there's a need for sex to occur without anyone ever actually having sex. Usually this is because breeding is a large part of the game, a character wants a baby, or it's a Very Special Episode where the writers are Getting Crap Past the Radar with an Unusual Euphemism. Especially prevalent in Simulation Games. Compare with G-Rated Drug. Often involves the Delivery Stork. If two species are involved, we might have Hot Skitty-on-Wailord Action. Not to be confused with Sexy Discretion Shot.
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- Power Girl has had G-Rated Sex twice, the first time with the alien Sean Connery character known as Vartox. This sex impregnated all the women, and men, of Vartox's groovy 1970's cultured homeworld. The act consisted only of touching a floating ball of energy simultaneously. Power Girl later participated in some kind of emotion sharing ritual with her best friend Atlee while they both wore skimpy bathing suits. Power Girl specifically compares it to her experience with Vartox and finds it weirder. While Vartox was played entirely for laughs, the sequence with Atlee was very sweet.
- ElfQuest depicts what is implied to be group sex as everyone dancing, naked. They send the children away beforehand, that's how we know that they're not just dancing.
- In order to let their group escape from a rampaging ADAM during the Multiverse Arc in Nobody Dies, Rei achieves a 400% Synchronization with her Eva. Now, apply a little Fridge Logic aaaannnnnd…
- "Sharing dreams" is implied to be this for Psyches in Empath: The Luckiest Smurf, and this is for a race of emotionless asexual Smurf-like people who are betrothed as same-sex couples. Even Empath and Polaris engaged in it.
- In A Sad Story, it is mentioned that Maria and Harry have been seeing each other, but there's no actual indication that they were having sex until the ending, when Harry is dying and Maria reveals that she is pregnant.
- In Cinema Snob Reviews Frozen (a fan comic where The Cinema Snob reviews Frozen), Snob says the "crazy trust exercise" with Anna and Kristoff counts as third base by Disney standards.
- In the Friday the 13th fanfic ''Prologue'' Barry and Claudette are about to go off into the woods to have sex:
Barry: All right Kids, it's time for bed. You have a busy day tomorrow and Claudette and I have some… exploring to do. (Claudette smiles at that bit of innuendo. She leans into his ear and whispers.)
Claudette: Just what's that supposed to mean, hotshot?
Barry: Whatever you want it to mean.
(Barry and Claudette walk towards the woods, utterly oblivious to their duties as camp counselors)
- Tangled Adventures In Arendelle uses this in the use of a cutaway. Rapunzel and Eugene get intimate with each other (no, not in the way that it wouldn't count), and then we get a text cutaway with something about how Pascal didn't know what they were up to for various reasons.
Films — Animated
- In Dumbo, animals wanting a baby must hope a literal Delivery Stork pays them a visit. Apparently it never occurred to Mrs. Jumbo that she could up her chances by sleeping with Mr. Jumbo. In a neat little Parental Bonus, the other elephants are absolutely indignant when the stork asks if any of them are expecting.
- In The Lion King, at the end of the final musical number of the movie. Surprisingly heavily implied for a children's movie, with Simba ending up on top of Nala after rolling down an hill together, and then her licking his face and giving him a seductive look. The DVD commentary actually confirms it. It's probably not a coincidence that the movie ended with the appearance of their cub.
Kion: We already had the talk! "Can you feel the love tonight," remember?
- To imply things even further The Lion Guard, had Kion think that Simba was going to give him The Talk... which he already did previously.
- After a night of romance, Lady and the Tramp wake up cuddled together. It's implied later that Lady came home pregnant. Especially considering that her two neighboring dogs felt that they needed to get her married immediately to spare her honor, as would be done back then and in times before with a young woman who got pregnant—there would generally be an immediate scramble to find her a husband, if the father either refused or was deemed unsuitable by her parents, because to have a child out of wedlock was unthinkably scandalous. It also explains why the stray dogs were chasing after Lady earlier in the film before the Tramp rescued her. She was in heat.
- The same thing happened in Bambi; after their Falling in Love Montage, the scene cuts to Bambi and Faline lying together in a thicket. A few scenes later, twins.
- In The Aristocats, Duchess has kittens. She and O'Malley skirt around the issue several times, and it is possible Duchess is a widow, or the feline equivalent.
- Rodney's parents in Robots declare that "Making the baby is the fun part!" Then they assemble him from a kit.
- The "clasping hands together and making them glow" thing from FernGully.
- "The song became love, and love became the egg" line in Happy Feet.
Films — Live-Action
- The Rocky Horror Picture Show: "EL-BOW SEX!! EL-BOW SEX!!"
- Gremlins had mogwai and gremlins reproduce by… er… splashing or immersing them in water. Fun Fact: Mogwai come from Chinese lore. They were said to be gremlin like creatures that inflict harm on people and bred during the rainy seasons.
- The aliens in Cocoon have sex by shooting their energy at each other.
- In Earth Girls Are Easy Valerie and Mac's sex is simulated by energetic snuggling and persistence-of-vision type special effects. It is possibly the most Eighties sex scene ever recorded in any medium. And there's glow paint.
- In the Stallone/Snipes movie Demolition Man, sex (or kissing, or anything involving the "swapping of body fluids") has been outlawed by the government due to being deemed bad for your health, so sex is simulated with helmets projecting sexy images into your head and hitting your tickle button in your brain. This has nothing to do with the audience (indeed, a naked woman appears elsewhere in the movie)—it's to show just how much of a nanny-state that the protagonists are living in. Ironically, although it appears G-rated to the audience and presumably to those who are used to the practice, it is apparently a very disturbing experience for John Spartan, who would rather do the hunka-chunka.
- Who Framed Roger Rabbit: Roger reacts to Jessica playing "patty-cake" with Marvin Acme as if she were having an affair. The Does This Remind You of Anything? dialogue and sounds fill in the rest. Of course, then you see the photographs and discover that they were literally playing patty-cake, and that it turns out this is the toon equivalent of sex. (Though, going by Herman's comments about having a "fifty-year-old lust and a three-year-old dinky", they can do it the normal way.)
- Ghostbusters (1984) featured the Gatekeeper (female) and the Keymaster (male). You don't have dig deep for the symbolism. A Deleted Scene (from immediately following the big finale) appeared on the 15th anniversary DVD and somewhat addresses this issue: Louis says "Did you and I… did we?" Dana replies "No, Louis. No." Louis wonders to himself "I don't know. I'm sure that…"
- This should, by all means, have happened in Avatar, what with the Na'vi having weird prehensile hair they use to create mental "bonds" with animals. They never do use it between Na'vi; they kiss instead, like in human civilizations, despite having had absolutely no encounter with Earth for who-knows-how-long. In this case it might be because kissing appears to occur across many civilizations and may have a biological origin, and since Na'vi seem to have evolved similarly to humans this may have carried over. There was a deleted scene where Neytiri tells Jake that connecting their hair together was the Na'vi equivalent of sex, then they proceed to do it.
- The… whatever the holy hell the conehead daughter was doing with Chris Farley in Coneheads. They also allude at one point, without further elaboration (other than it being a "difficult temptation to resist" which each conehead is allowed only four uses of) to a "pleasure spool".
- Talked about, but not actually done, in Love Comes Softly. 8-year-old Missie asks pregnant stepmother Marty where babies come from. At a loss, Marty tells her that when a man and a woman love each other very much, "it" spills over and makes a baby.
Missie: What spills over?
Marty: [beat] It!
Missie: What's it?
Marty: [beat] The love!
Missie: [dubious look] I was just thinkin' about how many brothers and sisters Clint has. There must be a lot of love spillin' over at the Grahams'.
- The standard form of future sex in Barbarella is consuming "exaltation transference pills" with a partner and pressing palms together when one's "psychocardiograms are in perfect harmony". However, Barbarella had been introduced to the primitive form earlier and doesn't find it so interesting anymore.
- In the live-action How the Grinch Stole Christmas!, baby Whos drop from the sky in baskets (which use open umbrellas as parachutes). There's a bit of Parental Bonus when a baby lands on a doorstep, the man brings it inside, and, after announcing its presence, he says to his wife, "He looks just like your boss."
- The Blue Lagoon (1980 version) essentially shows Emmeline and Richard gently making out; they never make any motions that indicate they've figured out that Tab A goes into Slot B. This was one of the things critic Pauline Kael hooted at, specifically when Richard later says "Why'd you have a baby?" and Em says "I don't know": "The way they rub limbs, all they'll produce is friction."
- In Dil Se, the "Jiya Jale" Item Number (where Preity is imagining what it would be like to be married to Amar, not long before her wedding) has the two dancing together (some of the moves being rather suggestive) in water. The Freudian imagery is enforced with Amar and male backup dancers dancing surrounded by elephants. Reviews of the film noted how the lack of a sex scene was compensated for by the "exoticism" of this scene.
- Word of God is that the initial sparring session between Raleigh and Mako in Pacific Rim, was supposed to have shades of this to emphasize that the link between pilots is not strictly intellectual/emotional. Which is incredibly squicky when you consider that, judging by what we see onscreen, "linking" is much more common between siblings or parent and child than between romantic partners.
- The Adventures of Baron Munchausen sets this up as a gag with the King and Queen of the Moon, who have detachable heads. At one point, the Queen's disembodied head begins making suggestive noises and expressions, prompting the Baron to awkwardly tell his Kid Sidekick that the King is tickling her feet in bed. Incredibly, that isn't an example of Lies to Children — the King is literally tickling the Queen's feet in bed.
- The Xanth books make a Running Gag out of the notion of "summoning the stork" as a euphemism for sex. Also, instead of a sex scene, one book has a literal ellipsis appear in the characters' bedroom. This is, after all, Xanth.
- In The Last Dragon Chronicles, by Chris D'Lacey, it is possible for descendants of Gwendolyn to "quicken" (become pregnant) when thinking about motherhood or the ones they love, which typically results in human babies born from clay eggs. In one case, however, a bit of magic results in a dragon baby being born in such a fashion. It Makes Sense in Context.
- Similarly, in the third book in the series, Firestar, it's revealed that Zanna is pregnant with David's baby. Since this is a children's book series, no direct reference to them having sex is ever mentioned. However, this is actually a bit of Crap Gotten Past The Radar—early in the book, around the time said baby would logically have been conceived, it's mentioned that the two characters "spent the night keeping each other warm," said with a knowing leer.
- The Awakening has sex scenes so G-rated that students forced to read the book tend to completely miss them. The great irony of this is that when it was written the book was so raunchy it almost wasn't published.
- The third and final book of The Hunger Games has this at the very end between Katniss and Peeta. The act is alluded to and then skips forward to a conversation afterwards.
On the night I feel that thing again, the hunger that overtook me on the beach, I know this would have happened anyway. That what I need to survive is not Gale's fire, kindled with rage and hatred. I have plenty of fire myself. What I need is the dandelion in the spring. The bright yellow that means rebirth instead of destruction. The promise that life can go on, no matter how bad our losses. That it can be good again. And only Peeta can give me that. So after, when he whispers, "You love me. Real or not real?" I tell him, "Real."
- Warrior Cats has some. Beyond all of the characters that have been born to the various Official Couples throughout the series (one litter being both implied and confirmed by Word of God to be the result of a one-night stand), the most blatant scene was in Bluestar's Prophecy, provoking many thoughts of "how did they get away with this?". Oakheart asks Bluestar to meet him somewhere at night, saying he wants to get to know her better. After a romantic evening, Bluestar starts begging to let herself enjoy "Just one night!". Next thing you know, Oakheart is building them a nest, and the next chapter skips right to the next morning. Soon after, Bluestar is pregnant.
- Before Jacqueline Wilson became famous with The Story of Tracy Beaker and began to focus on writing for children rather than teens, several of her novels would describe the heroine and her boyfriend hanging out together and then later explain that sex had occurred during the scene; the reader just wasn't told about it.
- In the original novel The Hundred and One Dalmatians, Perdita's storyline requires her to have had her puppies after knowing their father for hours at the longest. (Pongo's wife is named Missis in the book; Perdita is an entirely different Dalmatian.) The sex apparently consists of them running off into the woods, professing their love for each other, and negotiating their wedding. Shortly thereafter, Perdita tromps out of the woods, pregnant.
Live Action TV
- Pick a pre-teen sitcom. Any pre-teen sitcom. Eventually, they'll do an episode where the characters have a conversation about sex, but replacing the word "sex" with "kissing".
- Full House: The 1991 episode "Stephanie Plays the Field." Actually, no intimate physical contact of any kind is shown on screen—viewers see what Michelle sees: a locked door, with presumably Jesse and Becky on the other side. Michelle, who wants Jesse to play with her, tries to get into the room, can't and complains first to Joey (who explains to her—likely more than once, as evidenced by the dialogue—that they're simply "doing their taxes") and finally, sensing that Joey is full of bull, to her dad. Danny explains simply, and in terms a 4-year-old can understand (i.e., in a very G-rated way), that sometimes when two people are married they want their privacy and "alone" time. The word "sex" is not used, nor is Michelle told what (hot, steamy sex) is going on behind closed doors, although adult viewers can immediately guess. In any case, Michelle learns to respect Jesse and Becky's privacy.
- Doctor Who:
- Steven Moffat has stated that the mind-melding as seen in the Doctor Who episode "The Girl in the Fireplace" is definitely mind sex. Which makes his later mind melds with Donna and the Master rather interesting in retrospect… the Master, in his typical way, forces the contact on him, too—after some Orgasmic Combat, of course. Even creepier, the Third and Second Doctors mind-melded.
- Double Word of God from both 2005-2010 producer Russell T Davies and his successor Moffat confirms that the use of term "dance" in the episodes "The Doctor Dances" and "The Girl in the Fireplace" is a euphemism for sex. Which gives the scene in "The Doctor Dances" in which the Doctor actually dances with Rose Tyler after the establishment of said euphemism a different connotation.
- The scene in "The Romans" where both Ian and Barbara are alone, slightly drunk, and Barbara makes Ian sit down for her and tenderly combs his hair.
- The Muppet Show
- The pilot "Sex & Violence" satirised the concern about increasing sex and violence on television by Muppetising it. For instance, Muppet sex consisted of two Muppets running at each other full pelt, colliding with an explosion, and babies raining everywhere like fallout.
- The explosive breeding made it into the regular show as a Koozebanian mating ritual (the "Galley-o-hoop-hoop").
- Dinosaurs: Robbie reflexively does "the mating dance" in school, obviously a substitute for getting an erection. He later tries to learn more about sex by visiting a dance hall of ill repute. And Charlene gets self-conscious when her tail starts to grow.
- In one episode of Babylon 5, Commander Susan Ivanova is expected to have sex with an alien ambassador. While Dr. Franklin suggests "You could put a bag over his head and do it for Babylon 5," Ivanova instead gets out of having to do anything squicky by offering to doing it "Human Style." Hilarity Ensues.
- Star Trek: All a member of the Q Continuum needs to do is touch fingers and allow them to merge briefly for conception to occur. Lampshaded by Captain Janeway when she asked: "That was it?" That's not even what they really have to do, since their human form is just a concession to the species they happen to be with at the time. Whatever is actually going on to create a new Q is beyond most beings' comprehension.
- In Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, when Odo and Kira make up after an argument in "Chimera", they walk towards each other from the opposite end of the room, and she murmurs quietly, "I want to know you." Odo places his palms against hers, and then shapeshifts into a cloud of shimmering light. Kira turns around slowly, eyes open in shock before she shuts them, and spreads her arms wide, reveling in the light with a look of complete ecstasy on her face. Quite obviously, this is an allegory for make-up sex—and, going by the look on her face, pretty scorching make-up sex, at that. The act of linking between two or more Changelings seems to have a sexual subtext. The linking scenes between Odo and the Female Changeling in several episodes have the feel of love scenes. The linking scene between Odo and Laas in "Chimera" also has this vibe, to a lesser extent.
- In an episode of Star Trek: Enterprise, Trip Tucker accidentally becomes pregnant by an alien woman, just via the help of some Green Rocks they buried their hands in.
- Charlie's Angels: In the "Angel In Love" episode the Angles' assignment is to investigate a murder at Utopia West. It's a health resort where guests are encouraged to "deposit their inhibitions and let it all hang out". Kris didn't get that impression of Utopia West:
Kelly: Well, what do you think of Utopia
Kris: Are You Kidding? I'm so disappointed. I thought sex would be running rampant.
Kelly: Oh, it's running. You just haven't caught up to it yet.
Music & Music Videos
- In the video for "Need You Now" by Lady Antebellum, Hillary Scott and Charles Kelley meet up for a booty call at a masquerade ball party/orgy which some people believe that Illuminati members often throw. According to Conspiracy Theorists, these parties are known to turn into all-out orgies with the masks playing on the anonymity of the sexual partner. Notice that the people attending the alleged orgy are all still fully clothed.
- Sara Evans and the first three guys in the video for "As If."
- At 1:52 mark of the video for "Hangin' In," Tanya Tucker's going to have a foursome with three guys.
- In Hindu Mythology, Hanuman could do this, one of them is that he could impregnate woman just by singing while the other is when someone catches Hanuman's sweat, thus Makaradhvaja is born. The former was a task for Hanuman, while the second one was a complete accident. Both of which Celibate Hero Hanuman sorta panicked on.
- Apparently, it is commonly believed in India that Peacocks are asexual and the female "gets pregnant" by drinking the male's tear. This belief is not only incorrect, but ironic, because the birds are actually quite promiscuous. The entire reason the male bird fans his feathers is because he's trying to attract mates. Also, technically, birds do not "get pregnant."
- Ms. Pac-Man features a cut-scene titled The Chase in which Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man chase each other across the screen amidst cartoon hearts. In the following cutscene, a stork flies by and drops off Baby Pac-Man.
- Virtual Villagers: Dragging and dropping one villager of the appropriate age and gender on to another results in a kiss effect, the couple "going indoors" and coming out with a baby. Aww. Later episodes of the game feature a "love shack" hut, decorated with flowers.
- Related game Virtual Family (same publisher and uses a lot of the same backstory, but modern day) has the parents literally jump up and down on a bed together, fully clothed, then look around expectantly. If it works, be baby appears out of thin air.
- In My Tribe two of your villagers walking into a hut with the status message "calling the stork". A few seconds later—a baby toddles out.
- In Oreshika: Tainted Bloodlines, the only way for your cursed clan to make offspring to carry on the legacy and break the curse is to either have someone marry a member of another cursed clan or perform a "rite of divine union" with a god. All that's seen during these parts is the two characters staring lovingly into each other's eyes while weasel girl Kochin does a ceremonial dance.
- Many people in the Neverwinter Nights module creating community get around the fact that the game isn't programmed to have visual sex encounters by creating a bubble of darkness around two characters. Though the dialogue in most of these cases is at least PG-13 rated.
- The player's kiss with Bastila in Knights of the Old Republic is demonstrated by dialogue and a black-out.
- Its sequel, Star Wars: The Old Republic, lets the characters kiss—but sex itself gets the 'dialogue and black-out' treatment: the characters simply smile at each other and walk off screen.
- Zoo Tycoon 2: Animals simply adopt a snoozing posture simultaneously (even from across the exhibit) in order to mate, as if literally "sleeping together".
- Creatures: That "mmmmmmmm-pop" sound means your creatures have just had non-graphic sex by standing next to each other. The official term for this is "Kisspopping". (Normal kissing noises just mean they like each other and will probably continue to make out until they starve if you don't separate them.)
- The original The Sims required only a sufficient number of passionate kisses to provoke the arrival of the baby bassinet. Later expansion packs introduced the Heart Bed, which could be used to "play in bed", which would also create a baby. In Sims 2 and 3, this gets averted as Sims have sex in all but name—they "Woo Hoo" instead. Complete with comedic sound effects ranging from giggling to meowing to content moaning. In Sims 2, they could even Woo Hoo in the car or a changing booth. Later expansions introduce hot tubs, hammocks, tents and an elevator. Sims 3 allows you to Woo Hoo or Try For Baby while touring City Hall. And in Sims 4, you can Woohoo/Try for Baby in a closet or even in a BUSH.
- In Black & White, a Breeder Disciple will give a full body kiss to another villager to have sex with them. Most of the time they would go indoors after such embrace and then a child would walk out afterwards.
- Viva Piñata: The Pinatas do a crazy dance inside their house that summons a stork superhero woman who delivers the egg. Every species of piñata has their own dance and music style.
- In Spore, creatures mate by dancing, accompanied by either romantic string music or a cheesy saxophone riff.
- Chao in the Sonic Adventure series indicate their fertility by sitting in a circle of flowers. They do a Happy Dance to some music, then a Chao egg pops into existence between them.
- Pokémon eggs appear mysteriously when you leave them at the Daycare Center. For some odd reason, no one in the world, not even for scientific reasons, has watched Pokémon reproduce and as such have no idea where all these eggs come from. Either that or the Daycare Couple doesn't want to explain the stuff to a pre-teen boy/girl. It's implied no one has seen it happen because Pokémon can't breed if someone watches. Meaning, people have tried to watch/study but it doesn't work out. Most Pokémon, after all, have near-human-level intelligence, as well as sentience. Strangely enough, Pokémon eggs were first discovered by Prof. Elm in Generation II—three years after the start of the series—and baby Pokémon such as Pichu and Cleffa weren't even known until some time in between the two generations. This was retconned in the remakes of Generations I and II, due to the existence of breeding in the Generation I remakes.
- Harvest Moon
- In most games, the player simply has to keep their spouse's Heart Meter maxed out for a specified length of time (usually 60 days after marriage, not necessarily consecutive) to result in pregnancy. Even when the female involved is the player's character. (A Wonderful Life doesn't even go that far. Once you get married, the story jumps ahead three years, and you've already got a kid.)
- The spinoff, Rune Factory takes this trope and runs with it. Once you're married for 150 days—you'll wake up and your wife is holding a baby. No time skip, no "You're Pregnant" cutscene, just "Boom. Baby."
- Rune Factory 2 has a baby born after just 15 days. This is probably because the first generation is pretty much "level up, make babies and get onto the second generation" time.
- In Animal Parade, you're actually asked if you want kids. In other words, you plan to have kids. Your spouse actually makes remarks about "having your work cut out for you".
- Magical Melody: You can only have a baby if you keep up the Heart Meter, but one of the requirements to be married is having a double bed in the house. If you try to put in a single bed after the wedding, your spouse says something like "We are married, after all". You get one cutscene in which you find out that you're pregnant and one in which you have the baby (with all of your clothes on… somehow). Interestingly, if you're playing as a female character, you lose health a little more quickly while pregnant.
- There is also the Miracle Potion, also known as the "Ushi no Tane"* in Japanese which gets your animals pregnant.
- A Wonderful Life, for some reason, still keeps up the pretense of the Miracle Potion in the English version, despite the fact that a bull (either your own or on loan from elsewhere) is required for it to work. The cutscene that comes with using the potion, while it doesn't show what happens, does show both cow and bull looking very happy once it's over.
- Strangely, in several Harvest Moon games, hens' eggs can hatch even when there are no male chickens around.
- In Dragon Quest Monsters, when you select two monsters to mate (any two monsters) they go back to the Mystical Room of Breeding, look at each other… and then an egg appears, and the monsters are gone… Later games treat this as a Fusion Dance instead, explaining not only where the "parents" go but also allowing for "neutral" monsters that can breed with either "gender".
- Baldies was a RTS game where you built armies of fat, bald men. They reproduced by bouncing on a bed.
- Terra's parents in Final Fantasy VI do a sparkly dance and create a baby when those sparkles fuse together. This was (hopefully) meant as a metaphor, not to be taken literally. Then again, some espers have Bizarre Alien Biology; who's to say, really, what those 16-bit sprites are doing when off screen? (That being said, Madeline is lucky that she was with vaguely-humanoid Maduin and not, say, Bismarck the freaking whale)
- In Final Fantasy X at a particularly emotional part of the game, Tidus and Yuna go for a moonlit swim together. Fully clothed, but the scene is slow, with romantic music playing, them kissing and touching, and ends with both of them looking spent and messy-haired. Yuna is embarrassed and asks Tidus to return to the group first…
- In SimLife, mating between creatures is indicated by a sexy female voice going "ooh-la-la".
- Seaman has an odd way of mating: when there are two Podfish Seamen in the tank, the unnamed Podfish will eventually grow legs, then latch onto the main Podfish's back while the two's head tendrils lock and… something pours from the "male" Podfish's tendril into the "female"'s. Afterwards, the "male" Podfish dies.
- In Dwarf Fortress, a female creature can become pregnant if a male creature of the same species stands next to them and both are of compatible orientation. The same goes for a married male and female dwarf. In previous versions, pregnancy could occur anytime they were on the same map, even if both were in cages, which led to jokes that they reproduced using spores.
- In the NiGHTS series, Nightopians come together and an egg drops. And as for Mepians (Nightmaren/Nightopian hybrids), they're made by knocking a 3rd-level Nightmaren in the form of a ball into a Nightopian.
- Startopia has a G-Rated brothel, in the form of the Love Nest. Here Dahnese Sirens, the attractive Winged Humanoids the player can put on staff, give "love" to visiting aliens from big, heart-shaped thrones, by hovering in the air and sprinkling glowy hearts on them. There's also the Oroflex, a rare and expensive tentacly thing in a carnival tent that picks up aliens, moves around like a thrill ride, and spits them back out. This affects the "love" and "fun" meters, so it's like tentacle rape plus the tilt-a-whirl.
- In Populous, two people would walk into a house, and three people would come out. (So if someone else goes inside, will the house be empty?)
- In the artificial life simulator Darwin Pond, swimmers are ready to mate when their beak gets long and thick, with a blob on the end indicating what colors they are looking for in a mate. If the resultant merry chase is successful, the pursuer touches the pursuee with is beak, causing a baby swimmer combining features from both parents to appear at the point of contact and rapidly grow to adult size. Compared to some examples on this page, this is practically critter porn.
- The old NES game Golgo 13: Top Secret Episode had a few parts in the first act, and one later on, where your character visits ladies staying over night at the local hotel and… well… the only real indication they're getting down and dirty is a third person peep into the room window. You and lady embrace, lights in room dim down to black and health is restored.
- In Petz, a large heart with congratulations on your petz' pregnancy pops up, hiding both of the animals in the process.
- Planescape: Torment has a G-rated brothel, run by a reformed succubus.
- It's not like there's any sex going on in there in any form… It's called the Brothel for Slaking Intellectual Lusts for a reason. Nice place to go if you want to, say, play chess or debate politics with someone, but the closest physical contact you'll be getting in there is being slapped by entering the 'abuse' room.
- There are some more conventional prostitutes wandering the streets of The Hive. The first time you talk to one Morte will loudly demand to be allowed to patronize her services, but since he's a floating animated skull he settles for her giving him a polish. (Disclaimer: not a metaphor).
- When using the sheep-breeding option in Farmville, the selected pair of sheep vanish into a curtained niche in their shelter, and are replaced in their enclosure with two message signs that read "Baa Chicka Baa Baa".
- Double Switch has one scene where Lyle and Elizabeth have sex. You don't actually see it, but it is strongly implied to have occurred between them.
- Birth in Minecraft consists of two animals running into each other until a baby animal spawns.
- In Overlord I, if you decorate enough of your evil castle in your Mistress's preferred style she takes you into her private quarters to give you some "strategy advice". Your camera gets stuck outside the door with some eves-dropping minions, but she sounds down-right orgasmic, and the castle does a lot of rocking and reeling. Overlord II manages to push this as far as possible while still having the camera stuck outside the room. And this time you have three mistresses, so if you have enough money to keep redecorating…
- In the third Arfenhouse game, Housemaster and Good Kitty are shown having "sex" by simply standing next to each other in bed.
- in the iOs game Pixel People, every few minutes a heart will appear over a house or other residential building. Selecting the building and holding down on the heart causes it to grow bigger and pop with a suggestive message like "WOO HOO" or "SWOON". Collect ten hearts and a stork brings a random bonus such as gold.
- In the Super Mario Bros. franchise, babies are created in a magical land in the sky and then delivered to their parents by storks.
- The game Unholy Heights has monsters that are close to each other show their love by "engaging in pillow talk" (you can't see anything other than the description). Sometimes a baby comes from it.
- The satirical G-Rated Watchmen comic, spoofing the What Do You Mean, It's Not for Kids? controversy of the Watchmen movie, uses many bizarre and downright silly metaphors for sex. These include reading bedtime stories, pillow fights, and even one of the more disturbing scenes is portrayed by having The Comedian attempting to eat cookie dough.
- This trope is conspicuously averted in Sandra and Woo. One comic even shows a picture of a YouTube video of raccoons mating that Woo had inadvertently fav'ed on Sandra's account.
- In Homestuck, Vriska is on a date with Meenah and the conversation turns towards Vriska getting a tattoo. She says she used to think that tattoos were a way of 'ruining your body' and something you'd later regret, but things feel different now and it was a stupid opinion to begin with. Then she announces she feels excited and eager and goes off to get penetrated.
- The Nicktoon Aaahh!!! Real Monsters had the monsters reproduce via a dance.
- In one episode of Futurama, it's revealed that Kif's species can become pregnant by any direct skin-to-skin contact while they're experiencing deep feelings of love, even with species from entire other planets. Which, as Kif observes when he accidentally becomes pregnant in "Kif Gets Knocked Up A Notch", puts a whole new spin on the saying "No glove, no love."
- The Simpsons
- In "Treehouse of Horror IX", Maggie grows a single long, sharp tooth, and loses her arms and legs to be replaced by green tentacles. It is revealed that Marge was abducted and impregnated by Kang, the green-tentacled alien. Marge tells Homer what happened in a flashback. She was chosen for a cross-breeding program and told "To put you at ease, we have recreated the most common spawning locations of your species. You may choose either the back seat of a Camaro, an airplane bathroom, a friend's wedding, or the alley behind a porno theatre." Marge sits on a couch (she chooses the alley) with Kang, and he flashes a beam of light at her, and says "Insemination complete." Marge remarks that it was awfully quick; Kang asks what she's implying and she quickly says, "Nothing."
- In "Insane Clown Poppy", Krusty recalls meeting a beautiful female soldier at a USO show during The Gulf War. He persuades her to sleep with him, and they go offscreen. Cut to a view of the oil fields burning down like candles.
- Drawn Together:
- Foxxy Love and Princess Clara kiss in the first episode, and in the next episode, Toot convinces Clara that she is pregnant because the only thing Disney princesses ever do with their man before they are seen with children is kiss.
- In "Clum Babies, Pokémon'' expy Ling-Ling ends up in an Arranged Marriage with a female monster, who he "fights" on a regular basis; among his people, battles to the death are an allegory for sex, complete with one-night stands and unsatisfied opponents faking it. Near the end of the episode, they're both getting bored, and his partner suggests they spice things up by dropping the metaphor and actually having sex.
- Avatar: The Last Airbender: "The Headband" has what fans have nicknamed "the Kataango;" Aang and Katara dancing together, dipping in and out, gazing deep into each others eyes, getting very close, and ending the spectacle with both of them sweaty and panting, Aang holding Katara in his arms. The whole scene is just an "I need a fire-stick" away from being completely obvious.
- Phineas and Ferb had a very sneaky one in "Isabella and the Temple of Sap". In Isabella's daydream, Phineas transforms into a centaur and allows Isabella to ride him. Any girl who's ever ridden a horse knows how this is supposed to feel. Not to mention when she talks in that scene she sounds like she's in ecstasy, but that just might be because it's Phineas.
- Rocko's Modern Life: Ed and Bev, breaking plates with their tongues.
- And in one episode, Ed was chasing Bev around in a giant hamster ball.
- Hey Arnold! has an episode where, in a tale of the history of Arnold's parents, Phil starts to tell Arnold about what happened after their wedding… but then stops himself in the nick of time. However, the Shortmans are seen going into a tent alone and actually laying down together while the music begins to heat up. It's a pretty bold scene for a Nicktoon, actually!
- The Smurfs special "Smurfily Ever After" gives us G-Rated Marriage Consummation, as when Smurfette imagines herself being married to Hefty, he takes her into his house, gets (partially) undressed, and wants to get all "hot and sweaty" with Smurfette… by doing exercises with her!
- In Star Wars: Clone Wars we see Anakin and Padme having a respite from the war and spending time together, culminating on spending the night together, it's implied that that was the moment they conceived Luke and Leia.
- In one of the Czech Krtek (Mole) animated shorts, a little dance is all it takes for the rabbit girl to get pregnant, and immediately give birth to a litter of bunnies, on screen (!).
- In Adventure Time, at one point in the "Breezy" episode, Finn and Lumpy Space Princess lie down on top of each other, LSP is very clearly sexually aroused (she wants to swim in "the deep end", not "the kiddie pool"), but it is never explicitly stated that they had sex.
- On King of the Hill, John Redcorn uses his day job as a massage therapist to score women; Nancy Gribble euphemistically refers to her flings with him as her "migraine treatments"
- In Toy Story That Time Forgot, the scene after Reptilius allows himself to be played with for the first time ends in a shot of him lying collapsed next to Trixie, both with blissed-out expressions, while he tells her in a breathy voice that the experience was amazing.
- In one episode of Samurai Jack, the titular hero wanders into an enchanted forest where a beautiful plant nymph steps out of a huge flower bud, offers him "nourishment" and invites him to rest with her, all the while rubbing his legs with her feet. Jack does exactly that, laying down to sleep with his head in her lap, while the camera pans upon a lush green meadow and a sparkling brook nearby.