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->''"I'm gonna fill your hoo-ha with goof juice!"''
-->-- '''Creator/PattonOswalt'''

Frequently in games, movies, TV shows and commercials that children are watching, as well as in movies and TV shows in which some of the characters ''are'' children, there's a need for sex to occur without anyone ever actually ''having'' sex. Usually this is because breeding is a large part of the game, a character wants a baby, or it's a VerySpecialEpisode where the writers are GettingCrapPastTheRadar with an UnusualEuphemism.

Especially prevalent in {{Simulation Game}}s. Compare with GRatedDrug. Often involves the DeliveryStork or SpontaneousGeneration. If two species are involved, we might have HotSkittyOnWailordAction. It may also involve the NonStandardKiss.

Not to be confused with SexyDiscretionShot.

'''NOTE: If an example seems more like a case of DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything, then it's not actually an example.'''
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[[folder:Advertising]]
* The [[FairCop lady sheriff]] and the two {{Cowboy}}s are about to have a G-rated [[AThreesomeIsHot two man and one woman threesome]] in [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhfRXZVsY-s this]] Schick razors commercial.
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[[folder:Anime]]
* The ''Anime/GrimmsFairyTaleClassics's'' version of Literature/{{Rapunzel}} did what it could to imply that Rapunzel and the Prince were lovers, without spelling it out. The most blatant scene has them ''in the same bed'' - albeit fully clothed.
* ''Manga/MyMonsterSecret'' uses vampire bloodsucking as an obvious stand-in for other activities that the teenage protagonist couple might engage in. In particular, Youko's thirst for blood is regularly treated as a desire for... something else. It sticks to DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything for the bulk of the story, but takes a hard turn into this trope when [[spoiler: it's revealed that female vampires can actually become pregnant by bloodsucking.]]
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[[folder:Comics]]
* ''ComicBook/ElfQuest'' depicts what is implied to be group sex as everyone dancing, naked. They send the children away beforehand, that's how we know that they're not just dancing.
* ''ComicBook/PowerGirl'' has had G-Rated Sex twice, the first time with the alien Creator/SeanConnery character known as Vartox. This sex impregnated all the women, and men, of Vartox's groovy 1970's cultured homeworld. The act consisted only of touching a floating ball of energy simultaneously. Power Girl later participated in some kind of emotion sharing ritual with her best friend Atlee while they both wore skimpy bathing suits. Power Girl specifically compares it to her experience with Vartox and finds it weirder. While Vartox was played entirely for laughs, the sequence with Atlee was very sweet.
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[[folder:Fan Fiction]]
* In ''Webcomic/CinemaSnobReviewsFrozen'' (a fan comic where ''WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob'' reviews ''Disney/{{Frozen}}''), Snob says the "crazy trust exercise" with Anna and Kristoff counts as third base by Disney standards.
* "Sharing dreams" is implied to be this for Psyches in ''Fanfic/EmpathTheLuckiestSmurf'', and this is for a race of emotionless asexual Smurf-like people who are betrothed as same-sex couples. Even Empath and Polaris engaged in it.
* In order to let their group escape from a rampaging [[spoiler:ADAM]] during the Multiverse Arc in ''FanFic/NobodyDies'', Rei achieves a 400% Synchronization with her Eva. Now, apply a little FridgeLogic [[http://s686.photobucket.com/user/Rage47/media/Terrifying-Rei-Love-is-400-synchron.jpg.html?sort=3&o=70 aaaannnnnd…]]
* Fanfic/TangledAdventuresInArendelle uses this in the use of a cutaway. Rapunzel and Eugene get intimate with each other (no, not in the way that it wouldn't count), and then we get a text cutaway with something about how Pascal didn't know what they were up to for various reasons.
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[[folder:Films -- Animated]]
* In ''Disney/TheAristocats'', Duchess has kittens. She and O'Malley skirt around the issue several times, and it is possible Duchess is a widow, or the feline equivalent.
* The same thing happened in ''Disney/{{Bambi}}''; after their FallingInLoveMontage, the scene cuts to Bambi and Faline lying together in a thicket. A few scenes later, twins.
* In ''Disney/{{Dumbo}}'', animals wanting a baby must hope a literal DeliveryStork pays them a visit. Apparently it never occurred to Mrs. Jumbo that she could up her chances by sleeping with Mr. Jumbo. In a neat little ParentalBonus, the other elephants are absolutely indignant when the stork asks if any of them are expecting.
* The "clasping hands together and making them glow" thing from ''WesternAnimation/{{FernGully|TheLastRainforest}}''.
* "The song became love, and love became the egg" line in ''WesternAnimation/HappyFeet''.
* In ''Johnny Corncob'', the hero and Nel start rolling on the ground, upon which they turn into amorous pigeon silhouettes rubbing their tail-feathers together, while the world around them becomes a kaleidoscopic flurry of colors, flowers and butterflies. Otherwise, the film doesn't shy away from showing nudity and rape, but mostly for comedic effect.
* Rodney's parents in ''WesternAnimation/{{Robots}}'' declare that "Making the baby is the fun part!" Then they [[InnocentInnuendo assemble him]] from [[VisualPun a kit]].
* ''Animation/SonOfTheWhiteHorse'' has the Rain King, in the form of a misty cloud, impregnate the Snow Queen, in the form of the titular White Mare, by touching their eyes together, both of which are shaped and spew sparkles in a suggestive way.
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[[folder:Films -- Live-Action]]
* This ''should'', by all means, have happened in ''Film/{{Avatar}}'', what with the Na'vi having weird prehensile hair they use to create mental "bonds" with animals. They never do use it between Na'vi; they kiss instead, [[FridgeLogic like in human civilizations, despite having had absolutely no encounter with Earth for who-knows-how-long.]] In this case it might be because [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiss#Biology_and_evolution kissing appears to occur across many civilizations and may have a biological origin]], and since Na'vi seem to have evolved similarly to humans this may have carried over. There was a deleted scene where Neytiri tells Jake that connecting their hair together was the Na'vi equivalent of sex, then they proceed to do it.
** Wait a tick. So, in the scenes where they connect their hair [[FridgeHorror to the animals…]]
** Parodied with [[http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/524391 "Hot Na'vi Sex"]]
* The standard form of future sex in ''Film/{{Barbarella}}'' is consuming "exaltation transference pills" with a partner and pressing palms together when one's "psychocardiograms are in perfect harmony". However, Barbarella had been introduced to the primitive form earlier and doesn't find it so interesting anymore.
* ''Film/TheBlueLagoon'' (1980 version) essentially shows Emmeline and Richard gently making out; they never make any motions that indicate they've figured out that Tab A goes into Slot B. This was one of the things critic Pauline Kael hooted at, specifically when Richard later says "Why'd you have a baby?" and Em says "I don't know": "The way they rub limbs, all they'll produce is friction."
* The aliens in ''Film/{{Cocoon}}'' have sex by shooting their energy at each other.
* The… whatever the holy hell the conehead daughter was doing with Creator/ChrisFarley in ''Film/{{Coneheads}}''. They also allude at one point, without further elaboration (other than it being a "difficult temptation to resist" which each conehead is allowed only four uses of) to a "pleasure spool".
* In the Stallone/Snipes movie ''Film/DemolitionMan'', sex (or kissing, or anything involving the "swapping of body fluids") has been outlawed by the government due to being deemed [[YouFailBiologyForever bad for your health]], so sex is simulated with helmets projecting sexy images into your head and hitting your tickle button in your brain. This has nothing to do with the audience (indeed, a naked woman appears elsewhere in the movie)--it's to show just how much of a nanny-state that the protagonists are living in. Ironically, although it appears G-rated to the audience and presumably to those who are used to the practice, it is apparently [[MindRape a very disturbing experience]] for John Spartan, who would rather do the [[UnusualEuphemism hunka-chunka]].
* In ''Bollywood/DilSe'', the "Jiya Jale" [[TheItemNumber Item Number]] (where Preity is imagining what it would be like to be married to Amar, not long before her wedding) has the two dancing together (some of the moves being rather suggestive) in water. The Freudian imagery is enforced with Amar and male backup dancers dancing surrounded by elephants. Reviews of the film noted how the lack of a sex scene was compensated for by the "exoticism" of this scene.
* In ''Film/EarthGirlsAreEasy'' Valerie and Mac's sex is simulated by energetic snuggling and persistence-of-vision type special effects. It is possibly the most [[TheEighties Eighties]] sex scene ever recorded in any medium. And there's glow paint.
* ''Film/{{Gremlins}}'' had mogwai and gremlins reproduce by… er… [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar splashing or immersing them in water]]. Fun Fact: Mogwai come from Chinese lore. They were said to be gremlin like creatures that inflict harm on people and bred during the rainy seasons.
* In the live-action ''Film/HowTheGrinchStoleChristmas'', baby Whos drop from the sky in baskets (which use open umbrellas as parachutes). There's a bit of ParentalBonus when a baby lands on a doorstep, the man brings it inside, and, after announcing its presence, he says to his wife, "He looks [[CheatingWithTheMilkman just like your boss]]."
* Talked about, but not actually done, in ''Love Comes Softly''. 8-year-old Missie asks pregnant stepmother Marty where babies come from. At a loss, Marty tells her that when a man and a woman love each other very much, "it" spills over and makes a baby.
-->'''Missie''': What spills over?\\
'''Marty''': [beat] It!\\
'''Missie''': What's ''it?''\\
'''Marty''': [beat] The love!\\
'''Missie''': [dubious look] I was just thinkin' about how many brothers and sisters Clint has. There must be a ''lot of love'' spillin' over at the Grahams'.
* WordOfGod is that the initial sparring session between Raleigh and Mako in ''Film/PacificRim'', was supposed to have shades of this to emphasize that the link between pilots is not strictly intellectual/emotional. Which is [[FridgeHorror incredibly squicky]] when you consider that, judging by what we see onscreen, "linking" is much more common between [[BrotherSisterIncest siblings]] or [[ParentalIncest parent and child]] than between romantic partners.
* ''Film/TheRockyHorrorPictureShow'': "[[AudienceParticipation EL-BOW SEX!!]] [[BrotherSisterIncest EL-BOW SEX!!]]"
* ''Film/WhoFramedRogerRabbit'': Roger reacts to Jessica playing "patty-cake" with Marvin Acme as if she were having an affair. The DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything dialogue and sounds fill in the rest. Of course, then you see the photographs and discover that they were ''literally'' playing patty-cake, and that it turns out this ''is'' the toon equivalent of sex. (Though, going by Herman's comments about having a [[NotGrowingUpSucks "fifty-year-old lust and a three-year-old dinky"]], they ''can'' do it the normal way.)
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[[folder:Literature]]
* ''Literature/TheAwakening'' has sex scenes so G-rated that students forced to read the book tend to completely miss them. The great irony of this is that when it was written the book was so raunchy it almost wasn't published. By contrast, Creator/KateChopin's short story "The Storm", written a year earlier, was racy enough that Chopin didn't even try to get it published during her lifetime (it was eventually published in 1969); today it is often considered one of the earliest works of English-language erotica by a woman.
* In [[Literature/{{Dragons}} The Last Dragon Chronicles]], by Chris D'Lacey, it is possible for descendants of Gwendolyn to "quicken" (become pregnant) when thinking about motherhood or the ones they love, which typically results in [[WhaleEgg human babies born from clay eggs.]] In one case, however, a bit of [[AWizardDidIt magic]] results in a ''dragon baby'' being born in such a fashion. ItMakesSenseInContext.
** Similarly, in the third book in the series, ''Firestar,'' it's revealed that [[spoiler: Zanna is pregnant with David's baby.]] Since this is a children's book series, no direct reference to them having sex is ever mentioned. However, this is actually a bit of [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Crap Gotten Past The Radar]]--early in the book, around the time said baby would logically have been conceived, it's mentioned that the two characters "spent the night keeping each other warm," said with a knowing leer.
* In the original novel ''Literature/TheHundredAndOneDalmatians,'' Perdita's storyline requires her to have had her puppies after knowing their father for hours at the longest. (Pongo's wife is named Missis in the book; Perdita is an entirely different Dalmatian.) The sex apparently consists of them running off into the woods, professing their love for each other, and negotiating their wedding. Shortly thereafter, Perdita tromps out of the woods, pregnant.
* The ''Literature/{{Xanth}}'' books make a RunningGag out of the notion of "summoning the stork" as a euphemism for sex. Also, instead of a sex scene, one book has a literal [[DramaticEllipsis ellipsis]] appear in the characters' bedroom. This is, after all, ''[[HurricaneOfPuns Xanth]]''.
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[[folder:Live Action TV]]
* ''Series/CharliesAngels'': In the "Angel In Love" episode the Angles' assignment is to investigate a murder at Utopia West. It's a [[SexTourism health resort where guests are encouraged to "deposit their inhibitions and let it all hang out]]". Kris didn't get that impression of Utopia West:
-->'''Kelly:''' Well, what do you think of Utopia\\
'''Kris:''' Are You Kidding? I'm so disappointed. I thought sex would be running rampant.\\
'''Kelly:''' Oh, it's running. You just haven't caught up to it yet.
* ''Series/{{Dinosaurs}}'': Robbie reflexively does "the mating dance" in school, obviously a substitute for getting an erection. He later tries to learn more about sex by visiting a dance hall of ill repute. And Charlene gets self-conscious when her tail starts to grow.
* ''Series/DoctorWho'':
** Creator/StevenMoffat has stated that the mind-melding as seen in the ''Series/DoctorWho'' episode "The Girl in the Fireplace" is definitely mind sex. Which makes his later mind melds with Donna and the Master rather interesting in retrospect… the Master, in his typical way, forces the contact on him, too--after some OrgasmicCombat, of course. [[FridgeHorror Even creepier]], the [[Creator/JonPertwee Third]] and [[Creator/PatrickTroughton Second]] Doctors [[ScrewYourself mind-melded]].
** Double WordOfGod from both 2005-2010 producer Russell T Davies and his successor Moffat confirms that the use of term "dance" in the episodes "The Doctor Dances" and "The Girl in the Fireplace" is a euphemism for sex. Which gives the scene in "The Doctor Dances" in which the Doctor actually dances with Rose Tyler ''after'' the establishment of said euphemism a different connotation.
** The scene in "The Romans" where both Ian and Barbara are alone, slightly drunk, and Barbara makes Ian sit down for her and tenderly combs his hair.
* ''Series/TheMuppetShow''
** The {{pilot}} "Sex & Violence" satirised the concern about increasing sex and violence on television by Muppetising it. For instance, Muppet sex consisted of two Muppets running at each other full pelt, [[MadeOfExplodium colliding with an explosion]], and babies raining everywhere like fallout.
** The explosive breeding made it into the regular show as a Koozebanian mating ritual (the "Galley-o-hoop-hoop").
* In one episode of ''Series/BabylonFive'', Commander Susan Ivanova is expected to have sex with an alien ambassador. While Dr. Franklin suggests "You could put a bag over his head and [[LieBackAndThinkOfEngland do it for Babylon 5]]," Ivanova instead gets out of having to do anything {{squick}}y by offering to doing it "[[BlatantLies Human Style]]." HilarityEnsues.
* ''Franchise/StarTrek'': All a member of the Q Continuum needs to do is touch fingers and allow them to merge briefly for conception to occur. Lampshaded by Captain Janeway when she asked: "That was it?" That's not even what they really have to do, [[AFormYouAreComfortableWith since their human form is just a concession to the species they happen to be with at the time]]. Whatever is actually going on to create a new Q is beyond most beings' comprehension.
* In an episode of ''Series/StarTrekEnterprise'', [[MisterSeahorse Trip Tucker accidentally becomes pregnant]] by an alien woman, just via the help of some GreenRocks they buried their hands in.
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[[folder: Music & Music Videos]]
* Music/SaraEvans [[TakeOurWordForIt and the]] [[SexyDiscretionShot first three guys]] in the video for [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31UEGl9tvX8 "As If."]]
* At [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SArW2QjMIEo#t=1m49s 1:52 mark]] of the video for [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SArW2QjMIo "Hangin' In,"]] Music/TanyaTucker's [[TakeOurWordForIt going to]] have a [[ThreeWaySex foursome with three guys]].
* In the video for [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWWDm9x48ak "Need You Now"]] by Music/LadyAntebellum, Hillary Scott and Charles Kelley meet up for a booty call at a [[APartyAlsoKnownAsAnOrgy masquerade ball party/orgy]] which [[UrbanLegends some people believe]] that [[TheIlluminati Illuminati members]] often throw. According to {{Conspiracy Theorist}}s, these [[APartyAlsoKnownAsAnOrgy parties]] are known to turn into all-out orgies with the masks playing on the anonymity of the sexual partner. Notice that the people attending the alleged orgy are all still fully clothed.
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[[folder:Mythology]]
* In Myth/HinduMythology, Hanuman could do this, one of them is that he could impregnate woman just by singing while the other is when someone catches Hanuman's sweat, thus Makaradhvaja is born. The former was a task for Hanuman, while the second one was a complete accident. Both of which CelibateHero Hanuman sorta panicked on.
* Apparently, it is commonly believed in India that Peacocks are asexual and the female "gets pregnant" by drinking the male's tear. This belief is not only incorrect, but ironic, because the birds are actually quite promiscuous. The entire reason the male bird fans his feathers is because he's trying to attract mates.
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[[folder:Video Games]]
* In the third ''VideoGame/{{Arfenhouse}}'' game, Housemaster and Good Kitty are shown having "sex" by simply standing next to each other in bed.
* ''{{Baldies}}'' was a RTS game where you built armies of fat, bald men. They reproduced by [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar bouncing on a bed.]]
* In ''VideoGame/BlackAndWhite'', a Breeder Disciple will give a full body kiss to another villager to have sex with them. Most of the time they would go indoors after such embrace and then a child would walk out afterwards.
* ''VideoGame/{{Creatures}}'': That "mmmmmmmm-pop" sound means your creatures have just had non-graphic sex by standing next to each other. The official term for this is "Kisspopping". (Normal kissing noises just mean they like each other and will probably continue to make out until they starve if you don't separate them.)
* In the artificial life simulator ''DarwinPond'', swimmers are ready to mate when their beak [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything gets long and thick]], with a blob on the end indicating what colors they are looking for in a mate. If the resultant merry chase is successful, the pursuer touches the pursuee with is beak, causing a baby swimmer combining features from both parents to appear at the point of contact and rapidly grow to adult size. Compared to some examples on this page, this is practically critter porn.
* ''VideoGame/DoubleSwitch'' has one scene where Lyle and Elizabeth have sex. You don't actually see it, but it is strongly implied to have occurred between them.
* In ''VideoGame/DragonQuestMonsters'', when you select two monsters to mate (''[[HotSkittyOnWailordAction any]]'' [[HotSkittyOnWailordAction two monsters]]) they go back to the Mystical Room of Breeding, look at each other… and then an egg appears, and the monsters are [[NeverSayDie gone]]… Later games treat this as a FusionDance instead, explaining not only where the "parents" go but also allowing for "neutral" monsters that can breed with either "gender".
* In ''VideoGame/DwarfFortress'', a female creature can become pregnant if a male creature of the same species stands next to them and both are of compatible orientation. The same goes for a married male and female dwarf. In previous versions, pregnancy could occur ''[[ExaggeratedTrope anytime they were on the same map]]'', even if both were in cages, which led to jokes that they reproduced using spores.
* When using the sheep-breeding option in ''VideoGame/{{Farmville}}'', the selected pair of sheep vanish into a curtained niche in their shelter, and are replaced in their enclosure with two message signs that read [[BowChickaWowWow "Baa Chicka Baa Baa"]].
* Terra's parents in ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVI'' do a sparkly dance and create a baby when those sparkles fuse together. This was (hopefully) meant as a metaphor, not to be taken literally. Then again, some espers have BizarreAlienBiology; who's to say, really, what those 16-bit sprites are doing when off screen? (That being said, Madeline is lucky that she was with vaguely-humanoid Maduin and not, say, [[HotSkittyOnWailordAction Bismarck the freaking]] ''[[HotSkittyOnWailordAction whale]]'')
* In ''Videogame/FinalFantasyX'' at a particularly emotional part of the game, Tidus and Yuna go for a moonlit swim together. Fully clothed, but the scene is slow, with romantic music playing, them kissing and touching, and ends with both of them looking spent and messy-haired. Yuna is embarrassed and asks Tidus to return to the group first…
* The old NES game ''Golgo 13: Top Secret Episode'' had a few parts in the first act, and one later on, where your character visits ladies staying over night at the local hotel and… well… the only real indication they're getting down and dirty is a third person peep into the room window. You and lady embrace, lights in room dim down to black and health is restored.
* ''VideoGame/HarvestMoon''
** In most games, the player simply has to keep their spouse's [[RelationshipValues Heart Meter]] maxed out for a specified length of time (usually 60 days after marriage, not necessarily consecutive) to result in pregnancy. Even when the female involved is the player's character. (A Wonderful Life doesn't even go that far. Once you get married, the story jumps ahead three years, and you've already got a kid.)
** The spinoff, ''VideoGame/RuneFactory'' takes this trope and runs with it. Once you're married for 150 days--you'll wake up and your wife is holding a baby. No time skip, no "You're Pregnant" cutscene, just "Boom. Baby."
** ''VideoGame/RuneFactory2'' has a baby born after just 15 days. This is probably because the first generation is pretty much "level up, make babies and get onto the second generation" time.
** In ''Animal Parade'', you're actually asked if you want kids. In other words, you plan to have kids. Your spouse actually makes remarks about "having your work cut out for you".
** ''Magical Melody'': You can only have a baby if you keep up the Heart Meter, but one of the requirements to be married is [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar having a double bed in the house]]. If you try to [[SleepingSingle put in a single bed after the wedding]], your spouse says something like "We ''are'' married, after all". You get one {{cutscene}} in which you find out that you're pregnant and one in which you have the baby (with all of your clothes on… [[FridgeLogic somehow]]). Interestingly, if you're playing as a female character, you lose health a little more quickly while pregnant.
** There is also the Miracle Potion, also known as the "Ushi no Tane"[[labelnote:*]]"Cow's seed"[[/labelnote]] in Japanese which gets your animals pregnant.
*** ''A Wonderful Life'', for some reason, still keeps up the pretense of the Miracle Potion in the English version, despite the fact that a bull (either your own or on loan from elsewhere) is required for it to work. The cutscene that comes with using the potion, while it doesn't show what happens, ''does'' show both cow and bull looking ''very happy'' once it's over.
** Strangely, in several Harvest Moon games, hens' eggs can hatch even when there are no male chickens around.
* Birth in ''VideoGame/{{Minecraft}}'' consists of two animals running into each other until a baby animal spawns.
* In ''VideoGame/MyTribe'' two of your villagers walking into a hut with the status message "calling the stork". A few seconds later--a baby toddles out.
* Many people in the ''VideoGame/NeverwinterNights'' module creating community get around the fact that the game isn't programmed to have visual sex encounters by creating a bubble of darkness around two characters. Though the dialogue in most of these cases is at least PG-13 rated.
* In the ''VideoGame/{{NiGHTS|IntoDreams}}'' series, Nightopians come together and an egg drops. And as for Mepians (Nightmaren/Nightopian hybrids), they're made by knocking a 3rd-level Nightmaren in the form of a ball into a Nightopian.
* In ''OreshikaTaintedBloodlines,'' the only way for your cursed clan to make offspring to carry on the legacy and break the curse is to either have someone marry a member of another cursed clan or perform a "rite of divine union" with a god. All that's seen during these parts is the two characters staring lovingly into each other's eyes while [[LittleBitBeastly weasel girl]] Kochin does a ceremonial dance.
* In ''VideoGame/OverlordI'', if you decorate enough of your evil castle in your Mistress's preferred style she takes you into her private quarters to give you some "strategy advice". Your camera gets stuck outside the door with some eves-dropping minions, but she sounds down-right orgasmic, and the castle does a lot of rocking and reeling. ''VideoGame/OverlordII'' manages to push this as far as possible while still having the camera stuck outside the room. And this time you have ''three'' mistresses, so if you have enough money to keep redecorating…
* ''Ms. VideoGame/PacMan'' features a cut-scene titled ''The Chase'' in which Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man chase each other across the screen amidst cartoon hearts. In the following {{cutscene}}, a stork flies by and drops off Baby Pac-Man.
* In ''VideoGame/{{Petz}}'', a large heart with congratulations on your petz' pregnancy pops up, hiding both of the animals in the process.
* in the {{iOs game|s}} ''VideoGame/PixelPeople'', every few minutes a heart will appear over a house or other residential building. Selecting the building and holding down on the heart causes it to grow bigger and pop with a suggestive message like "WOO HOO" or "SWOON". Collect ten hearts and a stork brings a random bonus such as gold.
* ''VideoGame/PlanescapeTorment'' has a G-rated ''brothel'', run by a reformed [[HornyDevils succubus]].
** It's not like there's any sex going on in there in ''any'' form… It's called the Brothel for Slaking ''Intellectual'' Lusts for a reason. Nice place to go if you want to, say, [[PlatonicProstitution play chess or debate politics with someone]], but the closest physical contact you'll be getting in there is being slapped by entering the 'abuse' room.
** There are some more conventional prostitutes wandering the streets of [[WretchedHive The Hive]]. The first time you talk to one Morte will loudly request to be allowed to patronize her services, but since he's a floating animated skull he settles for her giving him a polish. (Disclaimer: not a metaphor). The Nameless One can also buy a prostitute's services for himself, which consists of a FadeToBlack.
* ''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}'' eggs appear mysteriously when you leave them at the Daycare Center. For some odd reason, no one in the world, not even for scientific reasons, has watched Pokémon reproduce and as such have no idea where all these eggs come from. Either that or the Daycare Couple doesn't want to [[TheTalk explain the stuff to a pre-teen boy/girl]]. It's implied no one has seen it happen because Pokémon can't breed if someone watches. Meaning, people have tried to watch/study but it doesn't work out. Most Pokémon, after all, have near-human-level intelligence, as well as sentience. Strangely enough, Pokémon eggs were first discovered by Prof. Elm in [[VideoGame/PokemonGoldAndSilver Generation II]]--three years after the start of the series--and baby Pokémon such as Pichu and Cleffa weren't even known until some time in between the two generations. This was {{retcon}}ned in the remakes of Generations I and II, due to the existence of breeding in the Generation I remakes.
* In ''VideoGame/{{Populous}}'', two people would walk into a house, and three people would come out. (So if someone else goes inside, will the house be empty?)
* ''VideoGame/{{Seaman}}'' has an odd way of mating: when there are two Podfish Seamen in the tank, the unnamed Podfish will eventually grow legs, then latch onto the main Podfish's back while the two's head tendrils lock and… ''something'' pours from the "male" Podfish's tendril into the "female"'s. Afterwards, the "male" Podfish [[DeathBySex dies]].
* In ''[=SimLife=]'', mating between creatures is indicated by a sexy female voice going "ooh-la-la".
* The original ''VideoGame/TheSims'' required only a sufficient number of passionate kisses to provoke the arrival of the baby bassinet. Later expansion packs introduced the Heart Bed, which could be used to "play in bed", which would also create a baby. In ''Sims 2'' and ''3'', this gets averted as Sims have sex in all but name--they "Woo Hoo" instead. Complete with comedic sound effects ranging from giggling to meowing to content moaning. In ''Sims 2'', they could even Woo Hoo in the car or a changing booth. Later expansions introduce hot tubs, hammocks, tents and an elevator. ''Sims 3'' allows you to Woo Hoo or Try For Baby while touring City Hall. And in ''Sims 4'', you can Woohoo/Try for Baby in a closet or even in a BUSH.
* Chao in the ''[[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog Sonic Adventure]]'' series indicate their fertility by sitting in a circle of flowers. They do a HappyDance to some music, then a Chao egg pops into existence between them.
* In ''VideoGame/{{Spore}}'', creatures mate by dancing, accompanied by either romantic string music or a [[{{Sexophone}} cheesy saxophone riff.]]
* In ''VideoGame/{{Starbound}}'', the Glitch are robots programmed to believe they are regular organic beings (unless they break their programming). When two Glitch decide it's time to have children, they involuntarily enter a trance-like state, then obtain parts and assemble a new Glitch. Once done, they reemerge from the trance with no memories of what they did, but with a vague feeling of having had a very good time.
* ''VideoGame/{{Startopia}}'' has a G-Rated brothel, in the form of the Love Nest. Here Dahnese Sirens, the attractive {{Winged Humanoid}}s the player can put on staff, give "love" to visiting aliens from big, heart-shaped thrones, by hovering in the air and sprinkling glowy hearts on them. There's also the Oroflex, a rare and expensive tentacly thing in a carnival tent that picks up aliens, moves around like a thrill ride, and spits them back out. This affects the "love" and "fun" meters, so it's like tentacle rape plus the tilt-a-whirl.
* In the ''Franchise/SuperMarioBros'' franchise, babies are created in a magical land in the sky and then delivered to their parents by storks.
* The game ''Unholy Heights'' has monsters that are close to each other show their love by "engaging in pillow talk" (you can't see anything other than the description). Sometimes a baby comes from it.
* ''VideoGame/VirtualVillagers'': Dragging and dropping one villager of the appropriate age and gender on to another results in a kiss effect, the couple "going indoors" and coming out with a baby. Aww. Later episodes of the game feature a "love shack" hut, decorated with flowers.
** Related game ''Virtual Family'' (same publisher and uses a lot of the same backstory, but modern day) has the parents ''literally'' jump up and down on a bed together, fully clothed, then look around expectantly. If it works, be baby appears out of thin air.
* ''VideoGame/VivaPinata'': The Pinatas do a crazy dance inside their house that summons a stork superhero woman who delivers the egg. Every species of piñata has their own dance and music style.
* ''VideoGame/ZooTycoon 2'': Animals simply adopt a snoozing posture simultaneously (even from across the exhibit) in order to mate, as if literally "sleeping together".
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* The satirical ''[[http://envyskort.deviantart.com/gallery/#Watchmen-Stuff G-Rated Watchmen]]'' comic, spoofing the WhatDoYouMeanItsNotForKids controversy of the ''Film/{{Watchmen}}'' movie, uses many bizarre and downright silly metaphors for sex. These include [[LighterAndSofter reading bedtime stories, pillow fights]], and even one of the [[NearRapeExperience more disturbing scenes]] is portrayed by having The Comedian attempting to eat cookie dough.
* In ''WebComic/{{Homestuck}}'', Vriska is on a date with Meenah and the conversation turns towards Vriska getting a tattoo. She says she used to think that tattoos were a way of 'ruining your body' and [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything something you'd later regret]], but things feel different now and it was a stupid opinion to begin with. Then she announces she feels excited and eager and goes off to get penetrated.
* This trope is conspicuously averted in ''Webcomic/SandraAndWoo''. One comic even shows a picture of [[http://www.sandraandwoo.com/2010/02/22/0140-fallout/ a YouTube video of raccoons mating]] that Woo had inadvertently fav'ed on Sandra's account.
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* Housemaster and Good Kitty's "sex" (or "ESEZX") in ''WebAnimation/{{Arfenhouse}}: The Movie'', much like the game demonstrated above, but with added maniacal laughter.
* In the Website/{{Facebook}} game ''Birdland'', you can breed the birds with a click of a button. The game shows the two birds cuddling as happy music plays, and an egg appears.
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* The Nicktoon ''WesternAnimation/AaahhRealMonsters'' had the monsters reproduce via a dance.
* ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender'': "The Headband" has what fans have nicknamed [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPwhNXf2NsE "the Kataango;"]] Aang and Katara dancing together, dipping in and out, gazing deep into each others eyes, getting very close, and ending the spectacle with both of them sweaty and panting, Aang holding Katara in his arms. The whole scene is just an [[SmokingHotSex "I need a fire-stick"]] away from being completely obvious.
* ''WesternAnimation/DrawnTogether'':
** Foxxy Love and Princess Clara kiss in the first episode, and in the next episode, Toot convinces Clara that she is pregnant because the only thing Disney princesses ever do with their man before they are seen with children is kiss.
** In "Clum Babies", ''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}'' expy Ling-Ling ends up in an ArrangedMarriage with a female monster, who he "fights" on a regular basis; among his people, battles to the death are an allegory for sex, complete with one-night stands and unsatisfied opponents faking it. Near the end of the episode, they're both getting bored, and his partner Ni-Pul suggests that they spice things up by dropping the metaphor and actually having sex.
* In one episode of ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'', it's revealed that Kif's species can become pregnant by any direct skin-to-skin contact while they're experiencing deep feelings of love, even with species from entire other planets. Which, as Kif observes when [[MisterSeahorse he accidentally becomes pregnant]] in "Kif Gets Knocked Up A Notch", puts a whole new spin on the saying "No glove, no love."
* In one of the Czech ''[[Animation/TheLittleMole Krtek]]'' (''Mole'') animated shorts, a little dance is all it takes for the rabbit girl to get pregnant, and immediately give birth to a litter of bunnies, on screen (!).
* ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb'' had a very sneaky one in "Isabella and the Temple of Sap". In Isabella's daydream, Phineas transforms into a centaur and allows Isabella to ride him. Any girl who's ever ridden a horse knows how this is supposed to feel. Not to mention when she talks in that scene she sounds like she's in ecstasy, but that just might be because it's Phineas.
* ''WesternAnimation/RockosModernLife'': Ed and Bev, breaking plates with their tongues.
** And in one episode, Ed was chasing Bev around in a giant hamster ball.
* In one episode of ''WesternAnimation/SamuraiJack'', the titular hero wanders into an enchanted forest where a beautiful plant nymph steps out of a huge flower bud, offers him "nourishment" and invites him to rest with her, all the while rubbing his legs with her feet. Jack does exactly that, laying down to sleep [[LapPillow with his head in her lap]], while the camera pans upon a lush green meadow and a sparkling brook nearby. (This sort of "flower girl" is strangely reminiscent of a certain kind of PlantPerson - Namely a girl who lives in a flower, and invites male humans to rest. More information on the PlantPerson page.)
* '' WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''
** In "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS10E4TreehouseOfHorrorIX Treehouse of Horror IX]]", Maggie grows a single long, sharp tooth, and loses her arms and legs to be replaced by green tentacles. It is revealed that Marge was abducted and [[FaceFullOfAlienWingWong impregnated by Kang, the green-tentacled alien.]] Marge tells Homer what happened in a flashback. She was chosen for a cross-breeding program and told "To put you at ease, we have recreated the most common spawning locations of your species. You may choose either the back seat of a Camaro, an airplane bathroom, a friend's wedding, or the alley behind a porno theatre." Marge sits on a couch (she chooses the alley) with Kang, and he flashes a beam of light at her, and says "Insemination complete." Marge remarks that it was [[SpeedSex awfully quick]]; Kang asks what she's implying and she quickly says, "Nothing."
** In "Insane Clown Poppy", Krusty recalls meeting a beautiful female soldier at a USO show during UsefulNotes/TheGulfWar. He persuades her to sleep with him, and they go offscreen. Cut to a view of [[BlackComedy the oil fields burning down like candles]].
* ''WesternAnimation/TheSmurfs'' special "[[Recap/TheSmurfsSpecial5SmurfilyEverAfter Smurfily Ever After]]" gives us G-Rated Marriage Consummation, as when Smurfette [[ImagineSpot imagines herself being married to Hefty]], he takes her into his house, gets (partially) undressed, and wants to get all "hot and sweaty" with Smurfette… [[BaitAndSwitch by doing exercises with her]]!
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