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Consider the other section as a dumping ground for places and things that we know suck, but don't fit into any other category.
Important Note: Any additions need to be considered objectively horrible. A restaurant with a few bad reviews and mostly average reviews doesn't qualify; same thing goes for infomercial products. Also, don't include products that have been mentioned on other pages, such as toys. Bad infomercials are not considered this trope; place those into the Advertising page instead.
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27-in-1. The screenshot used to advertise this app showed the titles of 27 different NES games (Contra and Yo!Noid were among them), but all the app itself did was play a ~10 second music clip from the game that you selected. And people paid money for this. The app was quickly removed from the app store for false advertising, among other things.
Baby Shaker, a thankfully now-discontinued iOS app where you were given a picture of a baby and have to shake the device to prevent it from crying. After enough shaking, red crosses appear over the baby's eyes, indicating that you just killed the baby. The app was removed from the iTunes App Store after a protest led by a couple who felt their babies were being victimized.
Cry Translator, an iOS app that claims to be able to translate your baby's crying to determine what's wrong with it. It sounds like a nice idea in theory, but as it turns out, the app just plain doesn't work. Not only is it more likely to come to erroneous conclusions (saying the baby is hungry when it just needs a diaper change, etc.), but translating the same cry twice can and will lead to completely different answers. The app currently has a 1-star rating on iTunes for its most recent version. Cracked takes a look at it, and other similarly flawed apps, here.
The short lived app I Am Rich was Awesome, yet Impractical taken to the extreme. For $1000 you'd get an app that did nothing but show a glowing red gem with a misspelled mantra appearing when you click it. An app that was good for absolutely nothing, it was downloaded only 8 times before being taken off the market. Not to mention that some people bought the app accidentally and had to get their money refunded. However unlike most examples here it wasn't meant to be a serious app and was made only to see what the maximum sale price on the app store was.
iContra. Those who bought this app thinking it was an iOS port of the NES Contra were quickly disappointed, as all they could do with it was play a selection of sound effects from Contra. And this was a paid app! Not long after it was published, the author was informed that what he was doing was illegal (False advertising, unauthorized use of the Contra name) and the app was removed from the app store. Oh, and it was made by the same person who made 27-in-1 (covered above).
Apple's iOS 6 Maps app. Apple wanted to get a slice of the market previously occupied by Google Maps, so they removed Google Maps from iOS 6 and included their own proprietary map system. The problems were numerous, leading many to believe that They Just Didn't Care. The 3D modeling was abysmal, with random mountains, canyons, slopes, waves and curves all over the place and many tall buildings being completely flat. The photography was poor, with many locations being obscured by clouds or just flat out missing. The absolute deal-breaker, however, was how it frequently gave out wrong directions and put things in wrong locations. Among many, many other goofs, it placed a Chinese takeout restaurant in the middle of a river, confused a pub with a nursing home, and somehow managed to place Australia in the middle of North America. It was so bad that the Australian police advised people not to use it, and Apple CEO Tim Cook later apologized for its poor quality and recommended Google Maps.
Word Lens, another app featured on the aforementioned Cracked article. The app is supposed to allow the user to translate any foreign text simply by scanning it with their phone. It will even reproduce the text in the same font and size. Sounds like a life-saver for any tourist, right? Unfortunately, the app's problems become noticeable almost instantly. Translating a sign requires holding the phone perfectly still, as any shaking will cause the camera to lose focus. Even after getting this down, the app suffers from the same problem as Bing's translation program: it only translates each individual word with no regard to its context. Naturally, this means the translations are often fragmented and hard to understand, potentially giving out incorrect information. Not exactly the kind of thing you want to happen when scanning things like street signs or restaurant menus. It turns out that the app's creator also did not consult with anyone fluent in Spanishwhen making the app. Pictures of some of the app's more egregious translations can be found in the above Cracked link.
When we watch infomercials, we're never sure if the products are as good as they claim to be without a second opinion. While there are in fact several products which are quite useful and worth the price, these... aren't. Here are a few examples.
The Infinity Razor claims to be a razor which never requires replacement or sharpening. In reality, it's an overpriced disposable razor that dulls quickly.
The Steam Buddy is intended to dewrinkle clothes easily, and looks to be a cross between an iron and lint roller. If you like getting your garments wet and still leaving them wrinkled, then by all means, get one now.
The MXZ Pocket Saw is an "An Seen on TV!" product that claimed to be able to cut through anything, including brick, glass, tile, and drywall. To its credit, it can... provided you have the strength and endurance of a dozen men and don't mind working at it for a long time. The commercial for it was deceptive to the point of false advertising: a careful eye could spot that several of the items it was supposedly sawing through had already been cut. As Attack of the Show demonstrates, it's not even useful for cutting through a lamb's head.
A similar as-seen-on-TV product is the Open-X, which really does work quite well. Funnily enough, it also comes in annoying clamshell packaging; unlike the marketing agency that promoted Package Shark, though, the marketers for Open-X were very much aware of the irony, and even pointed it out on the packaging.
The Emery Cat is a cat toy that is basically a rest with an emery board on it, filled with catnip on it, advertised to prevent owners from having to clip their cats' nails all the time. A great idea...that's very poorly executed. The board is VERY flimsy and is easily breakable, the emery board isn't scratchable enough, and the whole thing can just flip over very easily.
Smooth Away is a hair removal system where the user takes a pink buffing oval thingy and rubs it against needed areas. Unfortunately, it doesn't work. The buffing system can remove dead skin cells, but not hairs, the whole thing can irritate, or even SWELL certain areas (such as lips), and the whole "exofilating skin" effect is actually done by leftover crystals from the buffer.
Magical Molly. A parody of how Puella Magi Madoka Magica would turn out if dubbed by 4Kids Entertainment, the "parody" simply consists of the following: create character/episode page, change Japanese names to American ones, apply mild censorship, rinse, repeat. There is almost no humor in the articles, and most of the "censorship" consists of very superficial things such as Family-Friendly Firearms and Never Say "Die", with no thoughtful insights as to what 4Kids would actually do to Madoka. And even that is removed at one point, defeating the whole purpose of the parody. Furthermore, the author often treats the characters as if they were simply the original Madoka characters with their names changed, which can be seen on the ask blog. There are even merchandise pages that, like the characters, mostly consist of official Madoka merchandise with the names changed; the wealth of fictional Magical Molly merchandise only further strengthens the Sonichu analogies. Most of the "original" art simply consists of Madoka Magica clip art hastily photoshopped over generic backgrounds, always using the same Impact font. The author recently tried to justify the page by subtly suggesting it was a rewriting/repackaging of Madoka rather than a parody, but the fact remains that it takes 4Kids' most reviled dubbing practices and does nothing to make them interesting or funny. For what it's worth, however, the author takes criticism quite well and seems to treat Magical Molly! as Old Shame (even if he continues to update it).
TV show Kitchen Nightmares reached almost memetic status when it featured Amy's Baking Company, a bistro in Scottsdale, Arizona. The restaurant is a perfect example of how not to run a business in nearly every way possible. The owners are spiteful egomaniacs who believe everyone is conspiring against them and have no respect for their staff or customers. They've picked fights with customers who complained about the awful service they received, to the point where the police had to be called in. Over 100 staff members have been hired and fired since the restaurant's opening, many of whom were culinary school graduates who had more cooking experience than the owner. They've also employed deceptive tactics such as stealing pictures of food off the internet to put in their menus and filling their shelves with desserts bought from other bakeries. Husband Sammy even confessed to pocketing every tip meant for the waitresses, an action that is illegal in the U.S. To top it all off, Amy herself is an incredibly incompetent chef, taking hours to poorly cook a meal for a single customer. To date, it remains the only episode in the history of the US version where Gordon Ramsaycalled it quits and left before he could even begin to fix the place. The full Kitchen Nightmares episode can be viewed here.
Lapland New Forest, which opened briefly in the United Kingdom in December 2008. Visitors to their website were promised a spectacular Christmas experience, only to find a bare field with a handful of overpriced rides and concessions, a broken ice rink, and entertainers in unconvincing snowman and elf outfits - all after paying theme park prices for tickets. Unsurprisingly, this resulted in numerous credit card chargebacks and a fraud conviction for the park's owners, not to mention Santa and his helpers being beaten up by angry guests. The director is also becoming an example of Never My Fault, blaming the park's failure on crowd manipulation and slanderous media. The Other Wiki even states that the attractions largely consisted of a single billboard depicting the nativity, lights dangling from trees, mistreated animals in chains, a broken ice rink, empty garden sheds (previously described as log cabins by the website) and a very poorly decorated Santa's grotto.