Consider the other section as a dumping ground for places and things that we know suck, but don't fit into any other category (warning: Nausea Fuel
: Any additions need to be considered objectively horrible. A restaurant with a few bad reviews and mostly average reviews doesn't qualify; same thing goes for infomercial products. Also, don't include products that have been mentioned on other pages, such as toys. Bad infomercials are not considered this trope; place those into the Advertising
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- The World War 2-era Blackburn Botha torpedo/patrol bomber, of which the government test-pilot's assessment began with the words: "Entry into this aircraft is difficult. It ought to be made impossible." The rest of his report consists of tearing multiple aspects of the design a new one in his efforts to show why.
- Nor was it just the Botha. Blackburn in general had had a long history of producing what one aviation writer called "damned awful to fly aircraft" which were also aesthetic horrors, and to the very end of the war it continued to miss the mark, turning out aircraft which were either lemons (not least the Roc, which was a slow, unwieldy fighter plane that could only shoot backwards) or which would have been astoundingly good if only they'd been ready three or four years earlier. It took until the 1950s for Blackburn to finally turn out an aircraft that was a winner in every way, but the Buccaneer had to wait until it was almost ready for retirement to show its mettle on the battlefield (in Iraq, 1991). Although given that its original design mission had been delivery of nuclear bombs onto Soviet naval strike groups and high-value shore targets, this is probably just as well.
- Perhaps the biggest of Blackburn's engineering catastrophe was the TB. Designed as a dedicated zeppelin killer, troubles finding a suitable engine lead to a plane that was slow, unarmed (beside the two canisters of incendiary darts it carried), and most gallingly, could not climb to the average crusing height of the zeppelins it was supposed to destroy. Only 9 TB were produced, all of them scrapped before seeing combat.
- The Christmas Bullet, brainchild of "Doctor" William Whitney Christmas. Famous for having wings that flapped like a bird (in 1918), however a bird's wings don't fall off. It cost the Army not one, but two prototype engines and killed its own pilots. To top it all off, "Dr" Chirstmas got Congress and the Army to pay for it. Christmas was a con artist and "the kind of man they write songs about" according to one author.
- Unlike the Karma Houdini above, the Brewster Buffalo and the Brewster Aeronautical Corporation did get what was coming to them. The Buffalo was slow and underpowered compared to the Japanese A6M "Zero". While the Finnish Air Force got the plane to perform, in the Pacific it was a Curb-Stomp Battle. To top it off, the CEO of Brewster Aeronautical was forced out due to mismanagement and the US Navy took the company over. He tried to get back in, only to be sued for his mismanagement. This was during World War II. The company ended its days making the F-4U Corsair under license.
- This happened a lot during WWI, with many planes designed with the gun right behind the propeller, causing the propeller to be destroyed by the aircraft's gunfire. Later designs would time the gunshots to pass through the propeller blades without damaging them.
- Dash Con was a convention organized in 2014 by and for community members and artists on Tumblr. The convention was first conceived the previous year after successfully raising $4,000 in donations. Approximately 1,000 attendees were present on the first day, only to see the convention descend into farce. Right off the bat, several high-profile guests cancelled their appearances due to not receiving their fees. This limited the highlights of the convention to include a kiddie-sized ball pit and bounce house in a large, mostly empty room. Even more outrageous is the emergency donation the convention had to hold in order to avoid being thrown out of their hosting hotel on the very first night. They successfully raised the $17,000 needed to keep it going, but it also led to speculation that the entire convention was a quick money-making scam (an assumption not helped by the hefty $65 weekend pass cost), although this was later disproved after the organizers offered refunds. The failures of Dashcon have been chronicled on various websites, including KnowYourMeme and Daily Dot. Not to mention that someone peed in the aforementioned ball pit.
- Las Pegasus UniCon, a My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic convention, was organized in Las Vegas in February 2013. It promised to be a huge event with over twenty-two special guests from the show, including John de Lancie, Tara Strong, and several of the show's writers and musicians, and promised dealer room and artist alley vendors a crowd of over 2000 attendees. Held at the Riviera, one of the older and dumpier hotels on the Vegas Strip best known for its nude showgirl revues, it quickly became infamous for its overworked and underprepared staff, low attendance (estimated between 600 and 1200 attendees), lack of respect for the special guests (Tara Strong was served food she was allergic to and Nicole Oliver was forgotten at the airport), and cheaply made, error-filled convention programs (visible in all its glory here). On Sunday the convention collapsed totally from lack of funds, resulting in neither the hotel nor the special guests being paid for their efforts, vendors and artists losing money, funds earmarked to go to charity missing, and some ticket holders getting double-charged for rooms they thought they were getting for free. Organizers of other major brony conventions had to be called in to clean up the mess, and a fundraiser was held to reimburse the special guests so as not to burn bridges between the fandom and Hasbro. The event quickly became memetic, and not in a good way, and it pretty much killed any chance of there being another brony convention in Las Vegas. A more detailed account of the fiasco can be read here, with a first-person account from an artist alley vendor available here.
- Artist alley patrons were ripped off as they were offered to use the fictional currency Pony Bits. Eerily mirroring the scene from The Simpsons where Homer bought Itchy and Scratchy money because it was "more fun", people found out that they can't trade Pony Bits for real money because the organizers already left.
- Haribo released a sugar-free version of their famous Gummy Bears, but despite the warnings on the packaging, people still had horrible experiences with it. The product either caused heavy diarrhea or flatulence, sometimes even Potty Failure, due to it containing maltitol, a sugar substitute that the human body cannot digest properly. If some of the reviews are true, then it even caused hospitalization. The only positive thing is that it works as an impressive colon cleanser and weight loss treatment. You can watch professional stunt eater L.A. Beast eat an entire 1-pound bag of it to predictable results here. It also led to many hilarious Amazon reviews.
- In 1996, the FDA approved selling food made with Olestra, a fake-fat ingredient that could completely replace the fats and oils in many foods. Unfortunately, the idea soon proved too good to be true. Olestra has a nasty habit of depriving the body of its ability to absorb vitamins and other vital components. It also came with a host of unwanted side effects, including abdominal cramping, gas, and loose bowel movements. Olestra is not approved for use in several countries including Canada and the U.K., but despite this, it remains on the FDA's approved list, and the initial warning labels were even removed in 2003. TIME magazine included Olestra in its list of the 50 worst inventions.
When we watch infomercials, we're never sure if the products are as good as they claim to be without a second opinion. While there are in fact several products which are quite useful and worth the price, these... aren't.
Here are a few examples.
- The Infinity Razor claims to be a razor which never requires replacement or sharpening. In reality, it's an overpriced disposable razor that dulls quickly.
- The Steam Buddy is intended to dewrinkle clothes easily, and looks to be a cross between an iron and lint roller. If you like getting your garments wet and still leaving them wrinkled, then by all means, get one now.
- The MXZ Pocket Saw is an "An Seen on TV!" product that claimed to be able to cut through anything, including brick, glass, tile, and drywall. To its credit, it can... provided you have the strength and endurance of a dozen men and don't mind working at it for a long time. The commercial for it was deceptive to the point of false advertising: a careful eye could spot that several of the items it was supposedly sawing through had already been cut. As Attack of the Show demonstrates, it's not even useful for cutting through a lamb's head.
- The Package Shark is a tool claimed to be able to cut open clamshell packages. However, many reviewers say it doesn't work and they describe it as an overpriced razor blade. You know something's bad when it comes in the same kind of package it's supposed to open.
- A similar as-seen-on-TV product is the Open-X, which really does work quite well. Funnily enough, it also comes in annoying clamshell packaging; unlike the marketing agency that promoted Package Shark, though, the marketers for Open-X were very much aware of the irony, and even pointed it out on the packaging.
- The Emery Cat is a cat toy that is basically a rest with an emery board on it and filled with catnip, advertised to prevent owners from having to clip their cats' nails all the time. A great idea... that's very poorly executed. The board is VERY flimsy and is easily breakable, the emery board isn't scratchable enough, and the whole thing can just flip over very easily.
- Smooth Away is a hair removal system where the user takes a pink buffing oval thingy and rubs it against needed areas. Unfortunately, it doesn't work. The buffing system can remove dead skin cells, but not hairs, the whole thing can irritate, or even SWELL certain areas (such as lips), and the whole "exofilating skin" effect is actually done by leftover crystals from the buffer.
- HeadOn, which is known for ads being deliberately unclear about its purpose but considers itself a homeopathic medicine, is almost entirely paraffin wax. You would literally get the same result rubbing a candle on your forehead.
- Maxim's 100 Cable Channels We Don't Want, for essentially the same reasons as AOL Radio's "100 Worst Songs Ever" list (see the horrible music subpage). Each channel's passage about it is completely uninformative and nondescript (i.e. The CW's passage reads "Name five CW shows. (This is a trick question. Your ability to answer will greatly affect your chances of being invited to our basketball picnic.)"), but it goes even further on its qualifications for being SBIH, as the passages are uninformative and nondescript if the channel has a passage at all; none of the channels between TBS ("Good for Seinfeld and Family Guy reruns. That's it.") and BBC America ("Doctor Who isnít very good. Everyone is lying to you. Trust us.") have any passage whatsoever, not even elitist nonsense (and no, the "joke" for HBO Signature doesn't count, since that wasn't formatted in the same way as the passages), and the last passage is for the entry after BBC America, Showtime 2 (never mind that except for the most insane cable providers, Signature and Showtime 2, along with the Plex and Encore sub-channels always come free with the main networks). Since these were the only ones after the 30th entry, that leaves 67 entries - approximately two thirds of the list - without a passage, and towards the end they call foreign language networks 'useless', when fans of those channels and natives of said foreign areas would definitely argue otherwise. At least the aforementioned AOL Radio list actually put uninformative nonsense next to every entry instead of giving up after the 30th entry. The entire article reads more or less like the author originally wrote it as "30 Cable Channels We Don't Want" but was contractually obligated to list 100, and as such pulled the other 70 entries of out of their ass. There are also numerous other flaws that are worth mentioning, such as how lazy the list is and how the "jokes" sometimes come off as elitist remarks (like SoapNet's passage, which says "Soap operas are perfect for people who donít know the Internet exists and/or canít afford a hobby."), but listing all the problems would practically warrant a page of its own.
- The U.S. version of Kitchen Nightmares reached almost memetic status when it featured Amy's Baking Company, a bistro in Scottsdale, Arizona. The restaurant is a perfect example of how not to run a business in nearly every way possible. The owners are spiteful egomaniacs who believe everyone is conspiring against them and have no respect for their staff or customers. They've picked fights with customers who complained about the awful service they received, to the point where the police had to be called in. Over 100 staff members have been hired and fired since the restaurant's opening, many of whom were culinary school graduates who had more cooking experience than the owner. One girl was fired in front of the camera because she dared to question Amy (she was actually asking Amy to confirm the table the meal was suppose to go to). Sammy tried to defuse the situation by telling her that she isn't fired (which makes it the only nice thing he ever did in the episode).
They've also employed deceptive tactics such as stealing pictures of food off the internet to put in their menus and filling their shelves with desserts bought from other bakeries. Husband Sammy even confessed to pocketing every tip meant for the waitresses, an action that is illegal in the U.S. To top it all off, Amy herself is an incredibly incompetent chef, taking hours to poorly cook a meal for a single customer. To date, it remains the only episode in the history of the US version where Gordon Ramsay called it quits and left before he could even begin to fix the place. If you're wondering how they manage to get customers at all, it's because they are right next to a movie theater.
Since the episode aired, some customers have come curious if it's actually that bad. It is. In fact, due to the nearly memetic response, the show went back to the bakery at the start of the following season. Keep in mind that they dedicated an entire episode to revisiting Amy; this has never happened before as revisit episodes feature multiple restaurants. In this case, however, Ramsay did not come along, which was probably for the best...because it looks like nothing has changed at all.
- The New York City restaurant Nello, aside from the atrocious food and numerous health violations has gained a reputation for being an utter rip off. For example, an appetizer salad costs $60, a steak costs $750, even the pasta costs $275! How? There are hidden prices; on top of a 20% gratuity, the prices of the specials are never disclosed. The only reason this place exists is to scam people into thinking they are a Madison Avenue high dining experience, when really they just an excuse to prey upon the rich and gullible. Also, did we mention coffee refills are $12 and water is $15?
- If you're from Toronto, you've no doubt learned to avoid the blatant tourist trap known as Captain John's. A sub par seafood eatery located on a rusting cruise ship, the restaurant, in addition to food described as mediocre at best and a dated, stale atmosphere, has been criticized for being an eyesore upon the city's harbourfront. The restaurant closed in 2012 after the owner was unable to pay $500,000 in back taxes, which forced the health department to shut the place down since they were unable to sanitize the dishes and wash their hands. Sad, considering that the place was considered quite good when it first opened, but quickly degenerated due to financial problems (the owner never being fully compensated by the city from losing a ship in a ferry collision) and not being able to catch up with the city's growing culinary diversity.
- The New York City operation of T.G.I Friday's, located on 7th Avenue, has been criticized by numerous reviewers for poor service, lack of cleanliness, and poor quality food that's overpriced to boot. The fact that the place has a google rating of 2 out of 30 after 20 reviews should speak for itself.
You Tube Poop
- Burping Contest only has two edits in the entire video, neither of which are funny or significant; you'll get the exact same experience watching the original Simpsons short.
- Mama Luigi Likes Fat Bottomed Girls. It uses recorded audio for the drooling noisenote , an overuse of edited MS Paint picturesnote , and using the same and only joke repeatedly for about two minutes. At the very least, this video was an original creation and tries to be decent in it's own right, unlike other poops which have stolen content from existing poops or just didn't bother putting effort into it.
- Michael Rosen Has Wind Problems. The hopelessly naive creator (who is now suspended) was already a bad YTPer, but this took the cake. It consisted of someone else's stolen YTP, poorly recorded and with the creator playing the same fart, burp sound, and occasional Homer Simpson sound clip playing over it repeatedly. It is often parodied by the Michael Rosen community during April Fools' Day.
- Mario's time traveling sucksnote . This poop's humor consists almost solely on Stutter Loops, Ear Rape, effects that barely do anything and last very shortly, and Memes. While others have been able to creatively use these poopisms, this poop is just painfully generic. There is also a "storyline" that is brought up only once in the poop, and has no impact on it at all.
- No or DIE. Normally, meme replacement poops would not be a running theme for this list because of how popular they once were. The reason why this particular one is here is because, as opposed to most YouTube Poops of this which replace words with others, the audio from the Ed, Edd n Eddy episode from which it is based runs through the entire thing, not muted so the replaced words aren't even coherent. To exacerbate, the audio was the only thing edited; there are no visual changes in the Poop at all. On top of that, some of the meme replacements don't even make much sense (even for YouTube Poop standards); e.g., editing in a voice saying "headshot" both during the part when Ed pulls a magazine off of his stomach and when he is moping by a birdbath, just to name a couple examples. The creator eventually remade the poop to correct those problems, thankfully turning the poop into being merely mediocre rather than horrible.
- Peppa Pig Drownds [sic]. This poop randomly changes the speed at certain parts and with random Movie Maker effects and filters. Those are the absolute only edits in the whole poop. Sadly, the poop no longer exists due to a copyright claim.
- Spyro The Pingas. This poop is essentially a combination of YTP Tennis Round 3.wmv and Weegee Visits Hyrule, and like those two, contains MS Paint images and the creator's voice throughout the entire poop. Despite that, there's not any animation whatsoever (the paint jobs and Windows Movie Maker transitions don't count), not even a GIF or video footage to manipulate.
- Weeggee Visits Hyrule. It features boring, blurry pictures of characters edited with MS Paint at times, the creator of the poop using his own voice and clips of himself, and overused memes, such as a blurry shot of the creator spinning around to that one '80s song about spinning. On top of that, the little editing that there is in the poop isn't even original; the King saying "Gee, it sure is boring around Zelda" and Zelda's resulting response were plagiarized straight from The King vs. Weegee - The Epic Battle.note
- YTP Tennis Round 3.wmv. This tennis poop note , for a lack of a better term, consists of pictures and the creator using his voice throughout the entire video, which even includes him mimicking the sound clips for the characters. It's also filled with some odd moments, like him saying "Holy crap!" and ending it with him singing in tune to the Chicken Dance, which didn't originate from sources that poopers would normally use.