Played by Jesse Eisenberg
"I avoided people like they were zombies before they were all zombies. Now that they are all zombies... I kinda miss people."
Played by Woody Harrelson
"My momma always told me someday I’d be good at somethin'. Who'd have guessed that somethin' would be zombie killin'?"
Wichita Aka, Christa
Played by Emma Stone
"You have just survived the zombie apocalypse and drove half way across the country... where are you gonna go? "
Played by Abigail Breslin
Played by Amber Heard
"That's not even the worst part!"
Played by Bill Murray
"I was never a very good practical joker."