Film: White Men Cant Jump
Billy: Shut up!
Sidney: Billy...White Men Can't Jump
is an Odd Couple
comedy from 1992 starring Wesley Snipes, Woody Harrelson, Rosie Perez and Tyra Ferrell. It's about two basketball hustlers
, Sidney Deane (Snipes) and Billy Hoyle (Harrelson) who work the playground courts of Los Angeles. When Billy ends ups hustling Sidney, Sidney proposes the two of them team up to play in a tournament and to hustle other players as a warm-up beforehand.
This film contains examples of:
- Accidental Misnaming: Billy doesn't mind being called a "chump" (at least when he's Obfuscating Stupidity), but that's not his name.
- Arc Words: "Listen to the woman." Sidney always does; Billy tries, but doesn't do it much of the time. at the end of the film, Sidney's still with his wife Rhonda, but Gloria has left Billy for good.
- Batman Gambit: When Sidney points out the two players to beat at the tournament, Billy immediately starts insulting them, on the theory they won't play as well if they're too pissed off. It works.
- Also, in their hustle, when Sidney lets his opponents pick his partner in two-on-two from anyone in the crowd, knowing that they won't be able to resist picking Billy.
- Berserk Button: Billy doesn't like having his playing ability challenged, which gets him into a lot of trouble; see Nice Job Breaking It, Hero below.
- Bittersweet Ending: Billy and Sidney have gotten enough money so Sidney can move his family to a better neighborhood and Billy can finally pay off the Stucci brothers; not only that, but Billy and Sidney finally seem to be back on good terms. However, Gloria has most likely left Billy for good.
- Book Ends: The singing group at the beginning of the movie shows up at the end.
- Catch Phrase: "It's hard goddamn work making you look this bad!"
- Hustler: Both Billy and Sidney are somewhere between this and Con Man.
- Jeopardy! Intelligence Test: Gloria is trying to save enough money to go on the show and is always studying. Eventually, she gets on the show and becomes a five-day champion.
- Nice Job Breaking It, Hero: Billy does this three times. First, this is the entire source of the problem between him and the Stucci brothers; they paid him to throw a game, but one of the opposing players insulted his ability, he took offense, and ended up winning a game he was supposed to lose, which made the Stucci brothers upset, and now he's on the run. Secondly, after Billy and Sidney have won the tournament, Sidney insults his jumping ability, so Billy bets Sidney his winnings that he can, in fact, dunk the ball; naturally, he loses, and this causes Gloria to break up with him. Finally, after Billy and Gloria have gotten back together, and Sidney's apartment has been robbed, Sidney comes up to Billy asking him to play a game with him so he can win enough money to move. Billy leaves, which gets Gloria upset because Billy had promised to stop playing (plus he used her Jeopardy winnings as collateral), and she ends up leaving him for good.
- Obfuscating Stupidity: Billy's entire act; he dresses up in goofy clothes, does exaggerated workout routines and generally acts like an idiot so people will immediately think he isn't much of a player.
- Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness: Gloria, and it drives Billy crazy.
Gloria: Sometimes when you win, you really lose, and sometimes when you lose, you really win, and sometimes when you win or lose, you actually tie, and sometimes when you tie, you actually win or lose. Winning or losing is all one organic mechanism, from which one extracts what one needs.
- Shaped Like Itself:
Rhonda: All I care about is getting out of the Vista View apartments, because there ain't no "vista", there ain't no "view", and there certainly ain't no vista of no view.
- Shout-Out: When Sidney and Junior first see Billy, they think he's something out of The Brady Bunch.
- When Sidney asks a friend of his who's a security guard where Jeopardy! is filmed to get Gloria onto the show, he imitates Don Corleone.
- Trash Talk: If there's one thing both Billy and Sidney (along with the other players) do as well as playing basketball, it's this. See Your Mom below.
- Your Mom: A particular favorite variant of the Trash Talk the players use.
Junior: Your momma's so poor, I saw her kicking a can across the street, I asked her what she was doing, and she said, "Moving."