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The Crony Squad Lil' George
"I can't wait till I grow up and become a decider, so I can decide where my pants go."
"I don't know. But I know I don't know, so it's a known unknown. Not one of those unknown unknowns we don't know we don't know, you know?
Adorkable Axe Crazy: He's usually calm and collected, but push him and he'll get this way. A Day in the Limelight: "Crony Breakup" Black Bead Eyes Blind Obedience: Towards Lil' George. Rummy is the most obedient out of the three cronies. Towards his father as well. Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick: How he reveals the things his father does to him. Break the Cutie Brains and Brawn: The brains to Cheney's brawn. Book Worm Creepy Child: Especially when he brain washed Lil' Mc Cain. Cute and Psycho Conditioned to Accept Horror: Is directly in the midst of this transformation. Wether this was his fathers intention is never revealed. Chew Toy Date Rape Averted: In "Three Dates" Rummy and Cheney are nearly raped in the bathroom by the two girls who went to the dance with them. Drunk On Soda Delinquent The Dragon: To Lil' George. Designated Victim Ditzy Genius: He has his moments, mostly stemming from sheer naivety. For example he doesn't grasp the concept of "being gay." He associates all the stereotypes with it, except for the part about being attracted to someone of the same gender. Enfante Terrible Evil Feels Good Evil Laugh Eye Glasses Erudite Stoner: In "Big Pharma." Early Installment Weirdness: In the pilot he is strangely cheery about his situation with his dad. This attitude was quickly swapped out for depression, by the third act of the episode no less. Freudian Excuse Generation Xerox: It's implied that Rummy will turn out like his father, no matter how badly he doesn't want to, because he's already broken. Hilariously Abusive Childhood: Hidden Depths I Am Not My Father If It's You, It's Okay: With Lil' Vladimir Putin Lil' Condi: Gee, I hope he's alright. Lil' Rummy: Oh I think he'll be fine. He's got that cool bear, and that mysterious accent, and that beautiful well oiled chest. Lil' Condi:I was talking about Lil' George! Inferiority Superiority Complex In-Series Nickname: Rummy/ Rum-Tum. I Just Want to Be Normal: A good example would be when his friends are looking forward to torturing a bear on a camping trip, Rummy would rather keep a nature journal. Little Professor Dialog Misery Builds Character: Rummy's dad certainly thinks so.
"My dad makes me pick out the cigar he's gonna burn me with. Says it builds character."
Made Myself Sad: Constantly. The kids will usually be talking about something mundane, Rummy will chime in with a comment, which will remind him of some tragedy thats happened/ is happening to him. Missing Mom Maternally Challenged: Guess why. Nightmare Fuel Coloring Book No Celebrities Were Harmed: He is based on Donald Rumsfeld. Orphaned Punchline: "So then I said, How about I point to the places he didn't touch me?" Once an Episode: Mentioning being abused. In season 2 it was only about once every third episode. Pyro Maniac: Lil' George: Now how do we bring back hot dog day? Lil' Rummy: We should just BURN THE SCHOOL DOWN!! *crushes a cookie* Perpetual Frowner Red Oni, Blue Oni: Blue Oni to Cheney's Red. Sour Outside, Sad Inside: Strong Family Resemblance: To his father. Security Cling: With Lil' Cheney after nearly being raped The Scapegoat: Unwillingly. As a rule of thumb Lil' George will always place the blame on Lil' Rummy if someone needs blaming. As advised by George Sr. Trigger Happy Troubled Abuser: A lot of his crazy stems from the abuse he suffers at home. Troubled Child Troubling Unchildlike Behavior Took a Level in Dumbass: The very last thing he does in the whole series is drink the head swelling antidote. Which is very surprising considering he is one of the most intelligent characters on the show. Those Two Guys: With Lil' Cheney Translator Buddy: To Cheney War for Fun and Profit Would Hit a Girl Yes-Man Lil' Condi
"I'm trying to make myself chubby so Lil' George will think I'm beautiful."
A-Cup Angst: Condi really wants to have big breasts, even though she hasn't even started puberty yet. She even regularly wears a bra, which Lil' Cheney points out is entirely useless. Age-Inappropriate Dress: In some of the bands music videos, particularly in "Evolution" and "Hall Monitor". Abhorrent Admirer: To Lil' George Adorkable A Day in the Limelight: "Three Dates" Betty and Veronica: Betty to Lil' Laura's Veronica. Bi the Way: Happily kisses Lil' Hillary in "First Kiss." Black and Nerdy Black Bead Eyes Black Best Friend Blind Obedience: Towards Lil' George, mostly due to her crush on him. But Not Too Black Butt Monkey Body Paint: During her hippie freak out. The Chick Coy, Girlish Flirt Pose: Done often to try and win over Lil' George, to no avail. Clingy Jealous Girl Crash into Hello: With Lil' Giuliani Dragged into Drag: In "Camp" the gang disguise themselves as overweight girls. Condi, obviously, doesn't see the point of going in drag, seeing as she is a girl, but Lil' George doesn't believe her and makes her wear the outfit anyways. Delinquent Disappeared Dad Evil Feels Good Hair Decorations: Condi has a giant purple bow. Hopeless Suitor Horrible Judge of Character: Of Lil' Bill. In-Series Nickname: Condi/ Condaskeeza. Must Have Nicotine: In "Big Pharma" No Celebrities Were Harmed: She is based on Condoleezza Rice. The Other Darrin: Is played by Ann Villella for the first season, and then by Kari Wahlgren. One of the Boys Puppy Love: Condi has a crush on Lil' George The Smurfette Principle: The only female crony. Strong Family Resemblance: To her mother. Slapstick Knows no Gender Toothy Issue Truth in Television: Condoleezza Rice really does play the piano. Youthful Freckles Women Are Wiser: Often brings up a much more sensible course of action, but always ends up going along with the gang. Yes-Man Lil' Cheney
"Ra ra ra Cheney snack ra ra ra."
Bush Family George Bush Sr.
"They shouldn't call it clam chowder if theres no clams in it!"
"It's okay to hate someone, as long as they're different then you."
"Eating is hard."
Neil Bush The Lil' Dems Lil' Hillary Lil' Bill Lil' Barack Lil' Al Gore Lil' Nancy Pelosi Lil' John Kerry Tiny Kucinich Lil' Mikey Moore Other Characters Lil' Mc Cain Lil' Laura Lil' Tony Blair Mrs. Rice
Lil' Fred Thompson Lil' Giuliani Lil' Romney Lil' Ann Coulter and Lil' Katherine Harris Lil' Karl Rove Lil' Vladimir Putin Lil' Kim Jong Il