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Fudêncio
- Voiced by: Thiago Martins
- Adaptational Badass: His real-life counterpart was The Chew Toy and constantly got vandalized or beat up during the programs. He also got scribbled over and got thumbtacks attached to his head, both traits being incorporated to the cartoon. In this show, he is the Karma Houdini instead, being badass enough to even kill adult people with his bare hands. The Butt-Monkey here now is Conrado.
- Adaptational Wimp: In Parody Episode "Chavonildo". He gets insulted and punched several times and does not react at all, even crying at one point. However, he does, somehow, make a sandwich with a man's corpse in the end, implying he still has some of his regular traits in this universe.
- Affectionate Nickname: "Fu" or "Fufu" by Zé Maria. The same nicknames are also used to refer to Funérea.
- Age Lift: The real life doll was made in 1960, while his cartoon equivalent is centuries old.
- Agent Mulder: He often talks to Funérea about a lot of theories and legends, usually told to him by Joey Ramone. She always finds it stupid, but it turns out they are actually real.
- Always Someone Better: He always manages to be ahead of Conrado in everything... Even if it's only the other characters that believe that.
- The Artifact: In the later seasons, he doesn't mess with Conrado or bully him as much as before. He doesn't even have as much importance to the story, despite being the titular character.
- Adaptational Ugliness: The real-life Fudêncio doll is cuter than the cartoon version.
- Ambiguously Related: In "Apocalipsio", Baltazar says he'll repopulate the Earth with a female roach. It's unclear if said female roach is his adoptive mother.
- Barbie Doll Anatomy: He has no genitals. Justified, as he is a doll.
- Book Dumb: While he isn't intelligent academically, he is very smart in regards to scheming plans, even going so far as to build a time machine out of a toilet.
- Comically Invincible Hero: More of a villain, but the show always makes it clear that, no matter what happens, Fudêncio will win in the end.note
- Dub Name Change: Although the show is only available in Portuguese, A Coca-Cola promo
◊ reveals his official English name as "Fuckerson". - Drill Sergeant Nasty: Becomes this in "Tropa de Aliche", when he's chosen as the school monitor. He gives a lot of Disproportionate Retributions, such as tasering, punching or choking other students for minor things like leaving bread trails outside the floor, peeing outside the toilet or leaving gum on the ground.
- Face Doodling: He's got several blue scribbles around his face, which were a carry-over from the real life toy. It's never explained in the show why he has them, but the original toy had these because he was constantly being vandalized.
- Flowers of Femininity: In "Gay!!!", after he becomes Camp Gay (just like every kid in school other than Conrado), he begins wearing a pink flower on his head.
- Foil: To Conrado, who's good and smart, but unlucky. Fudêncio is evil and (academically) stupid, but lucky.
- Jerkass to One: He loves to bother the hell out of Conrado, but not so much with the other characters.
- Karma Houdini: Never gets punished for everything he does to Conrado.
- One-Word Vocabulary: He can only talk in "mi"s, which the other characters understand anyways. He still can write and type normally.
- Protagonist and Friends: Well, Conrado is the actual protagonist, but the real life Fudêncio was what inspired the show to be made. The show title translates to "Fudêncio and his friends".
- Signature Laugh: He laughs in a high-pitched "hmhmhmhm".
- Made of Iron: He's just a plastic toy, yet somehow he survived an explosion that destroyed the entire planet Earth.
- Missing Mom: Since Baltazar is single, he does not have a maternal figure. Being a plastic doll, it's likely he doesn't even have a biological mother.
- Nigh-Invulnerability: He's never died in the main series and, like his adoptive father, survived an apocalypse.
- No Dress Code: Even though the school has an uniform, he goes naked. Cudi believes this to be a result of poverty and lets it slide.
- Non-Indicative Name: Due to being adopted by Baltazar Barata, his surname is also "Barata" (cockroach), despite him not being a roach himself.
- Real Men Wear Pink: In "Gay", he wears makeup, lipstick and a flower on his head.
- Red Eyes, Take Warning: Well, they are actually pink, but he's still evil.
- Red Oni, Blue Oni: The red to Conrado's blue.
- The Rival: To Conrado.
- The Unintelligible: As said before, he only speaks "mimimi"'s.
- Transplant: The real life doll appeared in the MTV program Garganta e Torcicolo from 1997 to 1998. Eight years after his debut, he got his own show.
- Translation: "Yes": Sometimes, he says one or two "mi"'s and another character repeats his phrase as a full sentence.
- Vocal Evolution: In the early episodes, his "mimimi"'s would sometimes sound lower-pitched and screechier than in the rest of the series, where his voice is very high-pitched. In the theme song, his voice is also lower-pitched.
- Weak, but Skilled: Downplayed as he isn't really weak, but rarely uses brute force. Instead, he utilizes schemes and manipulation to get what he wants.
- Would Hit a Girl: In "Tropa de Aliche", he chokes a female student until she tells him who left bread trails on the floor.
Conrado Caqui
- Voiced by: Fernando Peque (Seasons 1-3), Felipe Solari (Seasons 4-5), Geninho Simonetti (Season 5) Cauê Zunchini (Season 6 and World Cup Specials), Thiago Martins (in "O Barato Que Dá")
Conrado is a persimmon boy, constantly mistaken for a tomato. He can be considered a complete magnet for every misfortune in existence, and to make his life worse, Fudêncio constantly bothers poor Conrado, leading to get arrested or other unfortunate situations. Conrad is hopelessly in love with Zezé Maria. Compared to the other characters, Conrado is the only character who has common sense and can differentiate good from evil.
- Accidental Misnaming:
- During Season 3, his grandfather would always call him "Juquinha".
- In "Nipo Neguinho", his mother calls him Mogli, which annoys him. He indicates it happens frequently.
- Ambiguously Human: In some episodes, he's implied to be a mutated human rather than an actual anthropomorphic persimmon.
- Anthropomorphic Food: Has a persimmon head.
- Berserk Button:
- Being called a tomato.
- In "Tá Tudo Cagado" it's shown that he hates seeing animals get abused so much, when his classmates want to ride a giant turtle, he threatens to beat up every single one of them.
- Beware the Nice Ones: Although he's normally a nice and conscient guy, it isn't too hard to make him angry.
- Born Unlucky: Especially because of Fudêncio, he always gets arrested, or sometimes gets even worse fates such as being eaten alive by birds or accidentally hanging himself.
- Butt-Monkey: So much that he has three catchphrases to complain about how much he gets fucked over.
- Character Catchphrase:
- "Eu só me fodo nessa merda!" ("I only get fucked in this shit!"). Says this almost Once per Episode, after he's arrested in the end, and sometimes was a Borrowed Catchphrase by other characters. Was also the last line in the series.
- "Merda, merda, merda!" ("Shit, shit, shit!"), when something goes wrong, but unlike the previous phrase, he usually says this during the middle of the episode, not at the end.
- "É caqui!" (It's persimmon!"), whenever he gets called a tomato.
- "Por que sempre tem que ser assim?" ("Why does it always have to be like this?"), again, when something goes wrong.
- The Chew Toy: All of his misfortunes are Played for Laughs.
- Child Prodigy: Whenever Teacher Cudi asks the definition of a word, he gives an encyclopediac definition of it. Too bad Cudi doesn't agree.
- Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass: Most of the time, he's just a wimp, suffering in everyone's hands, especially Fudêncio. In one episode, however, he chopped down a cannibal ninja's body after it attacked Zé Maria.
- Cosmic Plaything: Everything always goes wrong with him, even when it was supposed/seemed like it would go right.
- Demoted to Extra: Was the center of the show in the beggining. In the last seasons, he has much less importance and appears less, although it's downplayed as he's still a main character.
- Depending on the Writer: His relations with Fudêncio and Zé Maria. Sometimes, he despises Fudêncio at the very thought of him, while others, he is friendly to him. Also, he either is in love with Zé Maria to the point that he lets her pass him in a race or has to get rehabilitation to forget her, loves her until she pushes it too far, or doesn't love her at all.
- The Dog Bites Back: One time, he tries to beat up Fudêncio for wasting his time. He loses the fight and gets a giant head full of injuries.
- Deuteragonist: The entire show revolved around him, and in episodes where he's absent, it almost feels like another show because of how different it is. Conrado was the one guy who tried to warn the other people that they're doing something wrong, unfairly got negative points from Mrs. Cudi, got arrested Once an Episode, and was annoyed and bothered by Fudêncio (which happens even in the theme song).
- Earn Your Happy Ending: In a handful of episodes, he does not get arrested and ends the episode happily.
- Everyone Has Standards: As much as Fudêncio makes his life distressful, he refuses to let a hitman kill or torture him, preferring to just have him scare Fudêncio instead.
- Everyone Loves Blondes: He's in love with the blonde Zé Maria.
- Embarrassing Nickname: He hates being called a "persimmon head"; even the theme song says "only fuck those who say persimmon head".
- Enemy Mine: He usually despises Fudêncio, but still is friendly with him in some episodes.
- Establishing Character Moment: His first appearance on the series shows him as a sad, outcast boy, who's different from the other kids. It also shows his occasional rudeness.
- Expy:
- The series' creators stated in multiple occasions that, since the series has several elements based on Peanuts, Conrado is supposed to be a counterpart of Charlie Brown. They also stated that every main character of the show also has a Peanuts counterpart.
- Also, given the show's heavy inspiration by South Park, he can be seen as one to Kenny, as both are orange, have big heads, and are unlucky. His personality is closer to Kyle, though.
- Fantastic Racism: Often discriminated for being a persimmon, although in one occasion, that stopped him from getting fired from a job.
- Fatal Flaw: His optimism, despite the fact that he always loses.
- Foil: To Fudêncio, who's evil and stupid, but lucky. Conrado is good and smart, but unlucky.
- The Friend Nobody Likes: The other students don't like him much, but still hang out with him anyways.
- Good Is Not Nice: He tries to be nice, but frequently gets mad at the others.
- Greed: Whenever he gets rich, he goes crazy with power.
- Hated by All: Everyone hates him, because they either think he's bad, annoying, and/or boring.
- Hopeless Suitor: He's in love with Zé Maria, who is aware but does not return the feeling and frequently gets mad at him.
- I Am Not Weasel: Many characters call him a tomato, which makes him furious.
- I Just Want to Have Friends: He tries to be a nice, friendly guy, but sadly lives in a World of Jerkass and is mistreated for no reason.
- Interspecies Romance: His mother is a wolf, while his father is a persimmon.
- Mistaken for Gay: Everyone sees him as gay in an episode where a video of him dancing and singing naked is leaked.
- Jaywalking Will Ruin Your Life: He can get arrested for anything the cops think he did, and several times, they mention it's a lifetime prison.
- Kafka Komedy: Most of the show's comedy is him getting screwed.
- No Good Deed Goes Unpunished: No matter how good he is, he still gets arrested by the cops, who think he did something bad because of the little context they get from the situation when arriving.
- Non-Human Head: A persimmon.
- No-Respect Guy: He's the only character who can differentiate right from wrong, but when he warns the others, he's usually beaten or told to shut up.
- Only Sane Man: Always the one who's trying to stop bad situations caused by other characters who don't realize or care.
- Perpetual Poverty: His family is extremely poor, plus his dad is unemployed and his mom is a bingo addict. He becomes extremely wealthy in "Animação Animada" and "Caqui Yuppie" but quickly loses everything by the end of the episode; in "Caqui Yuppie", he even goes as far as to lose all of his money.
- Phrase Catcher: "Shut up, Conrado!"
- Red Oni, Blue Oni: The blue to Fudêncio's red.
- Skewed Priorities: Whenever people are killed, whether they are almost the entire world population or his friends, all that matters to him is that he survived. Not once does he mourn the loss of them.
- Species Surname: A persimmon with the surname "Persimmon" ("caqui", in Portuguese).
- Strong Family Resemblance: His grandfather looks a lot like him, even having the same height.
- Surrounded by Idiots: He's the most sane character and has to deal with a bunch of idiots.
- This Loser Is You: He's unlucky and lives a sad, miserable life, being relatable to several people.
- Took a Level in Jerkass: In earlier seasons, he was a nicer guy, being mean only when he was pushed too far. Later, he becomes more rude and sometimes even deserves what he gets.
- Vocal Evolution: In the first episode, his voice is not as low as it is afterwards. In Season 3, it gets even deeper.
Funérea
- Voiced by: Flávia Boggio
- Agent Scully: She never believes the theories and legends Fudêncio tells her, saying that they're stupid and fake and he's an idiot. They are always real, though.
- Book Dumb: Doesn't really care about school to even try to be good at it, but she can think of some good plans, like Fudêncio.
- Breakout Character: The fact she's the most popular and liked character on the show was what led her spinoff to be made.
- Character Catchphrase:
- "Ai, que infortúnio!" ("Oh, what a misfortune!")
- "Ninguém nunca morre nessa merda" ("Nobody ever dies in this shit"), when someone does not die in a situation they were likely to.
- "Até que não é má ideia" ("It isn't really a bad idea")
- Establishing Character Moment: In her first appearance, the other kids are playing on the mud, while she's just standing there and says her catchphrase.
- Everyone Has Standards:
- In "Quem Tem Tesão Não Ama", Fudêncio makes a question during Sex Ed class. Zé Maria says the question was "very low" and Funérea says "Now, even I got embarassed". Afterwards, Cudi says all questions are valid, but doesn't answer Fudêncio's.
- In "A Marcha do Caqui", Liutenant Kevin says that she and Zé Maria couldn't take cops because they're "just ladies". Funérea (who is fond of dark humor and has no self-esteem or self-care) says that the joke was not only unfunny, but also misogynist. This prompts her to start a march protesting for the right of being a lady, accompanied by Zezé and Delcídio.
- Expy: Her appearance is basically Fudêncio dressed up as Gaz.
- Female Misogynist: Implied, at least in earlier seasons. In "URB-2", she said Conrado passed out from emotion "like a lady". Of course, she actually Hates Everyone Equally, so this is no surprise.
- Foil: To Zé Maria.
- Gendered Insult: Most of the time she's insulted, the insult is gender-related, such as "bitch" or "inferior female"
- Goth
- Hates Everyone Equally: Her defining trait, as can be perceived on her description.
- Inconsistent Spelling: Although the correct spelling of her name is "Funérea", some occasions have it being written as "Funéria" instead.
- Karma Houdini: Downplayed. Being Fudêncio's best friend means she gets away from his misdeeds (being his sidekick most of the time) and gets favored by other characters when the two are together. That said, she still gets more bad things happen to her than Fudêncio; for example, in "Sequestro", she gets shot and killed by Popoto, and in "Apocalipsio", she is killed by the explosion of Earth for being just a mortal human being.
- Perpetual Frowner: Doesn't smile much, and when she does, it doesn't last much long.
- Shout-Out: Her name is the title of the song of a Brazilian singer named Rogério Skylab, who even got interviewed by her and was mentioned or guest-starred in some episodes.
- Sidekick: To Fudêncio.
- Sir Swears-a-Lot: Everyone else on the show swears too, but she takes it up to eleven, with swearing being part of her regular vocabulary. This is even pointed out on the season 2 finale.
- The Snark Knight: She frequently snarks at people in most of her appearances, especially Conrado.
- The Stoic: Never lifts her voice and doesn't show much emotion.
- When She Smiles: She never changes her angry eye expression, but smiles sometimes.
Zé Maria
- Voiced by: Cacá Marcondes (Season 1 until "Loira à Rodo"; Ieié Marcondes ("A Escolha do Neguinho" onwards)
- Accent Upon The Wrong Syllable: Always speaks like this.
- Ambiguous Gender: Specifically created with this intention.
- Attention Whore: In "Apaixonado pra Caqui", she's severely annoyed by Conrado's crush on her, but when he stops noticing her, she tries as hard as possible to get his attention back, only to start complaining about him again.
- Butch Lesbian: She becomes one in "Gay", after everyone becomes homosexual (except Conrado). Due to her Ambiguous Gender, this confuses some characters; Conrado says that, if she's attracted to women, she's be straight. Funérea denies a flirting attempt, saying she's now a lesbian, but Zé Maria says she's one too.
- Camp Gay: She was made to be such an exaggerated depiction of homosexual boys, that she dresses as a girl and later, does a sex change surgery.
- Does Not Like Men: In "Casalzinho Cudi Cudi", she agrees with Liutenant Kevin Bacon saying men are all pigs after they find out clown Picadinho is cheating on Cudi. Averted in the early seasons, where the Camp Gay personality meant Zé Maria absolutely adored males.
- Dumb Blonde: Inverted; she is the smartest female character.
- Early Installment Character-Design Difference: A minor one. In the beggining of "Quiprocó na Lama", she wears long pants instead of a skirt.
- Foil: To Funérea.
- Hair of Gold, Heart of Gold: One of the kindest characters in the show. It depends on the writer, but she's often nice, comprehensive and upbeat.
- Like Father, Like Son: Her dad is also effeminate and has a sense of fashion.
- Larynx Dissonance: Has an adult man's voice while looking like a small girl.
- One of the Boys: Since she's transgender, it's shown she frequently hangs out with both the boys and the girls.
- Only Sane Woman: Other than Conrado, she's the most sane and intelligent between the main characters.
- Vanity Is Feminine: She's very concerned with her appearance. In "Quiprocó na Lama", however, it's shown that she likes to ski on mud and get dirty just like the other kids (except Funérea and Conrado) do.
- Verbal Tic: "Gentê" (people, but with emphasis on the wrong syllable). In Season 6, she also says "meu" a lot (it literally means "my" or "mine", but in this context, it is equivalent to "bro").
- Vocal Evolution: Her voice gets deeper during the course of the seasons.
Popoto
- Voiced by: Thiago Martins
- Annoying Laugh: He almost always laughs after saying anything.
- Big Eater: He loves eating. In an episode, he gives a really long order to the cafeteria attendant in the school, and he asks "just that?"
- Comedic Underwear Exposure: He's always only in his underpants, although the fact he doesn't have legs makes it look like he's just wearing pants.
- Comically Cross-Eyed: Although his eyes are covered by the hair, he's shown to have these whenever he's By the Lights of Their Eyes.
- Damned By a Fool's Praise: You must think the show writers didn't exactly like Che Guevara, since the character wearing his face on a shirt is the stupiest character in an already ignorant cast.
- The Ditz: His main function in the series is saying stupid or nonsensical stuff.
- Early Installment Character-Design Difference: Instead of Che Guevara, his shirt originally had the Nightwish logo in it. This version of the shirt only appeared in the "school history" promo (which presented short descriptions of all the main characters) and during a flashback in "Instituto Médico Legal".
- Eyes Out of Sight: He has very small eyes that are always covered by his hair.
- Extreme Omnivore: He seems to be willing to eat anything, even
poop! - Fat Idiot
- Gasshole: Farts randomly in some episodes.
- Gentle Giant: Despite his appearance looking like a stereotypical school bully, he's actually very nice.
- Gosh Dang It to Heck!: He says his favorite swear word is "poop".
- Implausible Hair Color: He's got his green hair since pre-history, long before hair dyes even existed. It seems to be natural.
- Kindhearted Simpleton: A nice guy most of the time.
- Manchild: He is 34 years old, but acts like a little kid anyways.
- Obfuscating Stupidity: He becomes, unexpectedly, temporarily smart in two episodes, but it's unknown if he starts acting stupid again voluntarily.Funérea: I heard that people who get stuck in a place for too long get crazy... I like this idea.Popoto: (with a normal person's voice) This is looking like the myth of Plato's cave, where we're all condemned to see shadows and take them as truth. (Beat; everyone looks at him surprised)(with his regular voice) I'm kidding! (laughs)
- Simpleton Voice: Complete with an idiot laugh at the end of most of his sentences. At the two episodes where he says intelligent sentences, he gets a normal man's voice.
- Time Abyss: "Código Popoto" reveals him as millions of years old. However, it is just the second-to-last Season 1 episode, his immortality is never mentioned again, and posterior episodes still show him as a 34 year old.
- Token Adult: He's so stupid, he's still studying with fourth graders even though he's thirty-four.
- Toilet Humor: He talks a lot about poop.
Safeno
- Voiced by: Geninho Simonetti (Seasons 1-5), Ieié Marcondes (World Cup 2010 Specials and Season 6)
- Butt-Monkey: His bad health proportions him tons of suffering, such as being chewed by the cannibal ninja or being locked in a drawer as dead.
- The Illegible: In "Zezé and the City", Cudi says she considers his caligraphy as "agonizant". This is likely a result of his fragility.
- Littlest Cancer Patient: As Funérea points out, "nobody ever dies in this shit", so he is still alive despite seemingly having every single existing disease, and he never died of one of them (he does die in the show, but for other reasons). In the only occasion where he was actually about to die, Fudêncio decided to give him all of Conrado's organs, making him have a normal child's health (although he becomes sick again by the next episode).
- Mad Libs Catchphrase: "My (disease) has aggravated!"
- Vocal Evolution: In earlier seasons, his voice was weaker, slower and lower-pitched.
Peruíbe
- Voiced by: Fernando Peque ("Ciência Caprina"); Marco Pavão ("Ponte de Safeno" onwards)
- Ascended Extra: Started as a filler kid character, then became part of the main cast; in later seasons, he appears and speaks in every episode, while the actual protagonists are absent or don't speak several times.
- Berserk Button: He is very impatient towards most of his guests, usually for minor reasons.
- Butt-Monkey: Besides Conrado and Safeno, he was the third most prone character to this, especially in Season 2. Often, he would get injured and other characters didn't care.
- Hidden Depths: In one edition of his program, a call asks him what is the difference between a black hole and a wormhole. Peruíbe gives a very detailed scientific explanation by himself, only for the caller to say he was just trying to tell a joke.
- The Smart Guy: Usually the one who comes up with the schemes for the team. It helps that he's not as hated as Conrado and the latter appears less since Season 5.
- Mad Libs Catchphrase: "When/If you die, can I stay with your (objects of value, especially toys)?"
- Money Fetish: He would do anything for money, with the third season even having a whole episode about this.
- Spotlight-Stealing Squad: Starting from mid-Season 4, he begins getting an immense amount of focus, having major roles in basically all the episodes, to the point he could as well be considered the main character of the series from 2009 onwards.
- Verbal Tic: "Malandragem", although he only says it in 13 episodes (most of which are before he became one of the most important characters).
- Vocal Evolution: In his first speaking role, he has a very deep voice. By his second appearance, he has a more caricate, higher-pitched voice that doesn't change again afterwards.
Neguinho
- Voiced by: Fernando Peque (Seasons 1-3), André Aguiar (Seasons 4 and 5), Thiago Martins (World Cup 2010 Specials and Season 6)
- Ascended Extra: He was originally created as another filler kid and mostly appeared for a Cutaway Gag. In Season 2 onwards, he gained more protagonism and frequently hangs out with the kids, even having some major roles and a whole two-parter episode about him, although the aforementioned joke continued until early Season 4.
- Black Is Bigger in Bed: In an episode where the gang created a porn film, Zé Maria states that it's obviously him who has to be the main character, and doesn't even feel the need to explain why.
- Chocolate Baby: His parents are Asian while his family's driver is black. However, they all are very assured that Neguinho is not adopted or the driver's son.
- Cute, but Cacophonic: In Season 1, where he has a whiny voice.
- Cute Bruiser: In one episode, two chinese men want to kidnap his family, and he beats them up in a Curb-Stomp Battle, leaving both severely injured.
- His Name Really Is "Barkeep": Some episodes show his actual name is Neguinho. In English, this would somewhat be like someone being named "Black guy".
- Mistaken Nationality: He keeps saying he's Japanese, despite looking nothing like one.
- Running Gag: In Season 1, most of his relevant appearances were a Cutaway Gag where Cudi said "If I see neguinho [doing something], there'll be...' Example neguinho'' with the stick in the hand, there'll be!", while Neguinho was literally holding a stick.. This joke happened sparingly in Seasons 2-4 and was completely abandoned afterwards.
- Sudden Name Change: In "Nipo Neguinho", his real name is Yoshiro Shishiro. In other episodes, his real name is Neguinho, with his surname having been "Montenegro" in Season 2 and "da Silva" in a 2010 Special.
- Token Black Friend: He's the only main black character in the show, with all others being background extras.
- Vocal Dissonance: A kid with a deep adult's voice.
- Vocal Evolution: In Season 1, he had a childish and squeaky voice.
Mallu Mongolhães
- Voiced by: Marco Pavão
- Obfuscating Stupidity: She pretends to be even more stupid than Popoto, but is actually very smart.
Adults
Teacher Cudi Ampola
- Voiced by: Marta Ferreira
- Berserk Button: Someone saying "ass", especially if it's Conrado. It's unknown why she dislikes that specific word so much, when she doesn't mind other swears and even says them; maybe it's because it is part of her embarrassing Punny Name.
- Character Catchphrase: "Ponto negativo pra você!" ("Negative point for you!"). More often than not, she finishes the sentence with Conrado's name.
- Disproportionate Retribution: Sometimes, she gives Conrado a negative point simply for saying something she didn't ask for, or even for giving a correct definition for a word; she "corrects" him by giving a much sillier, nonsensical definition.
- Evil Redhead: She's not only mean, but also threatens her students with rulers or even GUNS (specifically Conrado).
- Expy: She bears a noticeable resemblance to Roz from Monsters, Inc., both in appearance and voice.
- Fiery Redhead: Sometimes, not even Fudêncio escapes from her anger.
- Hair-Trigger Temper: She gets easily mad at the kids for anything they do.
- Fan Disservice: In some episodes, she is seen completely naked, and in one, she shows her breasts.
- Fat Bastard: Especially to Conrado, to whom she gives negative points almost always for no reason and even beats with a ruler in her debut episode.
- Fat Idiot: Has far less responsabilities than what her profession should require. For example, she unironically tells her students that comets have tails so people can ride them and believes Safeno's strokes are just him overreacting.
- Pet the Dog: In the few times she gives Conrado a positive point.
- Punny Name: Cudi Ampola sounds like "cu de ampola", which means "ampoule ass"; a very wide butthole.
- Sadist Teacher: She clearly enjoys Conrado's bad luck, in the few occasions where she does care about it at all.
- Scratchy-Voiced Senior
- Smart Ball: Although she's pretty incompetent as a teacher, she tends to be portrayed wiser and smarter in Fudêncio 2000 or when she's with a character who is of low intelligence (such as Popoto or Picadinho)
- Suddenly Shouting: Especially in relation to CONRADO!!!. She randomly interrupts what he's doing to yell at him.
- Triangle Shades: She wears triangular, pink glasses.
- Vocal Evolution: Had a screechier and higher-pitched voice in the earliest episodes.
- Womanchild: She sometimes acts childish. such as in "Pan de Ramos", when she blows a pellet into Conrado's eye, along with Fudêncio, while he's just trying to watch the games at the stadium. Averted in Fudêncio 2000, where she's the most competent and intelligent member of the spaceship crew.
- Women Are Wiser: While she's not intelligent compared to Conrado, she definitely is compared to her husband Picadinho. Justified since he's a clown. Cudi is also the smartest in Fudêncio 2000, especially since Conrado is absent from the series.
The Cops
Kevin Costa (center), Delcídio (right), unnamed cop (left)
- Voiced by:Liutenant Kevin: Pivo (Seasons 1-5, as Kevin Costa), Marco Pavão (Season 6, as Kevin Bacon)Delcídio: Ivan Von Simson (Seasons 1-3 and most of Season 5), Thiago Martins (Season 4 onwards)
- Abandoned Catchphrase: "Você de novo?" ("You again?") whenever Kevin Costa met Conrado in Season 1.
- Ambidextrous Sprite: Delcídio's bangs change place depending on the direction he's facing.
- Camp Gay: Delcídio.
- Dirty Cop: Like other characters, they hold a strong Double Standard towards Fudêncio and Conrado. Fudêncio gets praised even by his worst actions, sugarcoated by them as good thingsnote , while Conrado gets arrested or reprimanded for anything they perceive as bad; in one occasion, they arrested him just "because someone needs to get arrested here". An episode implies they have a compulsion to arrest people and Conrado is their biggest target.
- Disproportionate Retribution: They arrest Conrado for anything, even if what they think he did wasn't something too bad.
- Does Not Like Spam: Delcídio does not like persimmon because, in his words, "it tastes like pussy".
- Dude Looks Like a Lady: Delcídio has blushes, eyelashes and long bangs. However, the fact that the cops are collectively named "The Men" in the theme song (pictured above) avoids viewers confusing his gender.
- Perpetual Frowner: The third cop, who always has an angry expression.
- Police Are Useless: They arrest Conrado and reward Fudêncio for things they assume they've done. In reality, Fudêncio deserves to be arrested and Conrado deserves to be rewarded. Although Delcídio is smarter and wiser than Kevin, he isn't above this either.
- Real Men Wear Pink: Kevin Costa is a tough police officer but also is seen wearing a thong to the beach and has Ho Yay with Delcídio.
- Running Gagged: During Seasons 1 to 3, Kevin Costa would frequently crack jokes at the new reporter most times he's interviewed; for example, when asked to say "more details", he would literally reply "more details". After the old reporter was replaced by Vingativa during Season 4, he never does such jokes to the latter and is never interviewed again by the former during his scarce appearances.
- Motor Mouth: Delcídio's first voice speaks fast. His second voice, on the other hand, speaks much more slowly.
- Named After Someone Famous: Liutenant Kevin Costa's name is based on Kevin Costner. Later, his replacement is fully named after Kevin Bacon.
- Phrase Catcher: "Maldito jovem do reggae!" (Damn reggae youngster!), whenever Kevin Costa sees Conrado.
- Punny Name: Delcídio's name is based on "-ídio", the Portuguese preffix equivalent to "-ide" such as suicide, homicide, etc. In the episode that reveals his name, Conrado calls the police and the automated voice keeps saying "for ___ide, disk [number]" until it gets to "Delcídio", and immediately after, he answers it himself (only to give the phone to Kevin Costa immediately afterwards).
- Suspiciously Similar Substitute: Kevin Bacon looks almost the same as Kevin Costa except with pig traits (pinker color, snout, ears and tail), and acts like him as well.
- The Smart Guy: Delcídio is the smarter one, but this doesn't mean much.
- Speech Impediment: Delcídio has a slight lisp in his first voice, but not in the second one.
- Those Two Guys: Kevin and Delcídio are virtually always together.
- Sensitive Guy and Manly Man: Delcídio and Kevin, respectively. The third cop also appears to be the latter.
- The Voiceless: The third cop never spoke a word.
- Would Hurt a Child:
- In "Anjo da Lei", Kevin Costa smacks Conrado in the head with a baton to make him pass out.
- In "A Namorada do Zezé", Kevin Bacon also hits Peruíbe with his baton, but lighter this time.
- In "Cativeiro Cativo", the third cop chases Jussaranote while driving an ambulance, trying to run her over. However, she seems happy, so she is either Too Dumb to Live, somehow didn't notice, or the animators forgot to change her expression.
Baltazar Barata
- Voiced by: Thiago Martins
- Alliterative Name: Baltazar Barata. Justified in that it's a parody of animal characters from The Golden Age of Animation, which often had this trait.
- Chick Magnet: According to his official description, he is one, and mothers love going to the parents' reunions just because they get to see him. In the series itself, this is only seen happening with Cudi.
- Funny Animal: A cockroach.
- Informed Attractiveness: Cudi says he's handsome, and by his description, so do the students' mothers. However, he doesn't look as much like a hunk as it's said.
- Informed Attribute: He's described as polite and patient, but in the show he swears as much as the other characters, gets angry not too hardly, and shows misogynistic attitudes towards Cudi Ampola.
- Like Father, Unlike Son: While Fudêncio is evil and mean, Baltazar is a very polite gentleman.
- Massive Numbered Siblings: He mentions having 3000 siblings in "Baratatouille".
- Nigh-Invulnerability: The fact that he's a roach makes him able to survive anything, even an explosion that dizimated the entire planet.
- Older Than They Look: He seems young, but was already an adult in The '50s, making him in his 60s or 70s at the youngest.
- Parental Substitute: To Fudêncio.
- Ring Around the Collar: Has a bowtie but no clothes.
- Species Surname: "Barata" means "cockroach".
- Signature Laugh: A slow "he, he, he!"
- Verbal Tic: Ends most of his sentences with a "hehe".
- Vocal Evolution: His voice was different in his early appearances before "Museu da Ternura".
Narrator
- Voiced by: Pivo (Seasons 1-5), Marco Pavão ("Mundial Surreal" onwards)
- Bowdlerization: When he says a swear word, the subtitles replace it with an euphemism or something entirely different. When he says something rude, even without swearing, the subtitles will also replace it with nice things.
- Gosh Dang It to Heck!: His subtitles. That is, when they actually do include the insults.
- Interactive Narrator: In the very first episode, he has conversations with Conrado, encouraging him to ski in the mud like the other kids. In another episode, he is about to say a swear word, but stops after Cudi stares angrily at him. He even gets arrested by Kevin Costa in one occasion (doubles as
Acting for Two, as they have the same voice actor). - Out of Focus: In Season 6, he only narrates the show once, in the season premiere. After that, he only shows up a few times to narrate some time cards.
- Sir Swears-a-Lot: Swears Once an Episode, as part of his gimmick.
Carecas do ABC
From left to right: Adolf, Fritz and Divino.
- Voiced by: Marco Pavão (Adolf and Fritz), Thiago Martins (Divino; Fritz in Season 3)
- All Germans Are Nazis: Adolf and Fritz are stereotypical Germans and are nazis.
- A Nazi by Any Other Name: They practice both real racism and Fantastic Racism.
- Butt-Monkey: Divino, due to being a minority himself.
- Chuck Cunningham Syndrome: Adolf and Fritz are absent in all of Season 6, while Divino only appears once.
- Dumb Muscle: Adolf, who is muscular. He is also stupid enough that he didn't realize at first that a minority was in his minority-hating group, and when Funérea mentions she thinks he'll take everyone to the nazis' oven, he thinks she means a cooking oven and is randomly talking about cooking because she's a girl.
- Fat Bastard: Fritz. In an episode, he desintegrates Neguinho.
- Fat Idiot: Fritz doesn't even know any letters beside A, B and C.
- Flat Character: Fritz, who doesn't add much to the group and doesn't have a defining trait like his partners.
- Gratuitous German: Before Adolf introduced the group to the students, he randomly says "Sawerkrauts, Wolkswagen"
- Funny Foreigner: Adolf and Fritz are German stereotypes.
- Mistaken Nationality: Divino is clearly a stereotype of an inhabitant of the Brazilian Northeast, but denies it.
- Named After Someone Famous: Adolf. Being a Nazi, it's obvious who is his namesake.
- New Job as the Plot Demands: And, each time, Conrado will remember them and point out their previous professions.
- Out of Focus: They have no major roles in Season 4 and 6. In the sixth season, only Divino even appears.
- The Quiet One: Fritz has rarely any lines.
- Straw Misogynist: Adolf calls Funérea an "inferior being of the female sex" and says that women only think about culinary.
- Verbal Tic: Divino says "ôshe" a lot.
- Those Wacky Nazis
Joey Ramone
- Voiced by: Marco Pavão
A retired rock-star who's now a spiritual counselor for Fudêncio, Funérea and other characters. He has a tendency to forget things easily.
- Ascended Extra: He was originally created for a Running Gag in the episode "Cova Redonda", appearing in flashbacks to tell to the characters the story of the school graveyard, only to forget it afterwards. In other episodes of the season, he makes only non-speaking cameos, even appearing dead in one of them. In Season 2, he returns in more flashbacks and eventually becomes a recurring character.
- Character Catchphrase: "Então, meu caro amigo/minha cara amiga" ("So, my dear friend...")
- Forgetful Jones: So, my dear friend reader. Whenever Joey Ramone is telling a story to another character, he has a tendency to... Uh.. He... Damn, I forgot.
- No Celebrities Were Harmed: Obviously, he's a parody of Joey Ramone.
- Non-Standard Character Design: Unlike most adult characters, his legs aren't small and black. He didn't even get a walk cycle until Season 6, and it still looks somewhat choppy compared to the others.
Dr. Dráuzio Varióla
- Voiced by: Enrique Fonn (Seasons 1-5) Thiago Martins (Season 6)
- Dr. Jerk: In "Eu Sou Trabalhador", he uses the students to get rich by utilizing child labor.
- Named After Someone Famous: His name is based on Brazilian doctor Dráuzio Varella.
- Non-Human Head: An amoeba.
- Punny Name: His last name means "smallpox", and it's based on Dráuzio Varella's surname.
- Smart People Wear Glasses: He wears glasses and is a doctor.
- Vocal Evolution: In his first two appearances, his voice is deeper. He also used to have a filter in his voice, which was removed in Season 5.
Mas Que Porra É Isso Aqui
- Voiced by: Ivan Von Simson (Season 2), Geninho Simonetti (Seasons 4 and 5)
- Ambiguously Human: Dráuzio says he's a transgenic human, though he looks almost nothing like one.
- Annoying Laugh: He frequently does one.
- Gonk: He is very ugly.
- Green and Mean: In "Gripe Suína" he turns a random guy and Mestre dos Bofes into monsters with an injection.
- Meaningful Name: His name sounds like what someone would say after seeing him, even if they don't know that is his actual name. Which was exactly what Baltazar Barata did.
- Out of Focus: He disappears in Season 6. He was originally planned to reappear as Drauzio's assistant in an episode, but his appearances were deleted for time.
- Overly Long Name: Plus, his name is a question.
- Shorter Means Smarter: Inverted. He is smaller than his boss and, unlike him, is a complete idiot.
- Suddenly Voiced: In most of his appearances, he either doesn't speak or only laughs. However, he speaks in the episodes "I Don't Wanna be Buried in a Pet Sematary" and "Prástica pro Provo", with different voices in each one.
- Signature Laugh: He has one in some episodes.
- Who's on First?: Was created specifically for this joke.Baltazar Barata: (points to him) What the fuck is this here?Dráuzio Varíola: How do you know his name?Baltazar Barata: Huh, I just asked. What the fuck is this here?Dráuzio Varíola: His name is "What the Fuck is This Here".
Vingativa
- Voiced by: Thiago Martins
- Ascended Extra: First appeared as an one-off character in early Season 2. She then came back in late Season 3 and became a recurring character in Season 4.
- Camp Gay: A homosexual stereotype, like most gay characters on the show.
- Drag Queen: She comes from a world inhabited entirely by them.
- Gonk: One of the ugliest characters.
- Green and Mean: Was the antagonist in "Caverna da Dregona". Although she's a very light shade of green.
- Expy: Based on the Venger from Dungeons & Dragons (1983).
- Lean and Mean
- New Job as the Plot Demands: In Season 4 onwards, she's often seen as a news reporter (making the previous one Out of Focus). She's also been seen working as the school as a teacher and cafeteria attendant, plus an actress and tarologist.
- Non-Standard Character Design: One of the few adult characters whose legs aren't small and black, along with Joey Ramone. Because of this, she's never seen walking on-screen; in "João e Maria" she just bounces away without moving her legs. The only time her walk cycle is shown is in "A Marcha do Caqui", but only the upper part of the legs is seen.
- Verbal Tic: "Bicha" (a slang for gay people)
- Younger Than They Look: Possibly, since in "Os Segredos da Peida", she mentions her mother is ten years old. Although it's possible that, in her dimension, time passes faster.
Mestre dos Bofes
- Voiced by: Geninho Simonetti, Marco Pavão ("Casalzinho Cudi Cudi")
- Ascended Extra: Appeared for one episode in Season 2, then showed up in cameos during Season 4. In Fudêncio 2000 and Season 5, he has more important appearances.
- Dude Looks Like a Lady: Has a high-pitched voice, a ponytail and wears a robe.
- Expy: Of the Dungeon Master from Dungeons & Dragons (1983).
- Vocal Evolution: He has either a screechy, loud voice or a calm, pretentious one.
Picadinho the Clown
- Voiced by: Cacá Marcondes (unlipsynced line in Season 5), Thiago Martins (Season 6)
- Ascended Extra: He first appeared way back in Season 1, as a museum exhibit, not even moving. In Seasons 2 though 5, he is a Recurring Extra. In Season 6, he becomes an estabilished character and begins dating Cudi.
- Monster Clown: In the Season 2 and 4 episodes, "Capeta Mirim" e "Gangue do Patrão", respectively, he kills people by kicking them off train vains when nobody's looking. Conrado, however, did see one of his murders, but did not do anything.
- Non-Ironic Clown: In Season 6, on the other hand, he's just an average clown.
- Official Couple: With Teacher Cudi.
- Perpetual Frowner: In many episodes he's in, he does not smile even when other characters do, making him seem like a Sad Clown.
- Recurring Extra: During most of the series, he shows up as a background character.
- Would Hurt a Child: He kicked a little girl off a train vain.
Capeta Mirim
- Voiced by: Fernando Peque ("O Capeta Mirim" and presumably "Especial de Natal"), Thiago Martins ("Menino Diabo" onwards)
- Chuck Cunningham Syndrome: He doesn't appear in Season 6, after having one major role in every season since his debut.
- Cool Shades: He wears a pair of shades.
- Even Evil Has Standards: He rightfully thinks Fudêncio is a bad boy and in "Especial de Natal", he tries to turn him into a kind person.
- Exact Words: When he's realizing the kids' wishes, Peruíbe says he wants to be next. Capeta Mirim considers that as his wish.
- The Devil Is a Loser: In "Compra Besta Compra", he reveals he got cheated on by his best friend.
- Satan: In Season 4, it's estabilished that he's the show's version of Satan.
- Papa Bear: In "Menino Diabo", he finds out his son is at the school and goes there to protect him from the humans, who are pestering him.
Bus driver
- Voiced by: Enrique Fonn
- Ambiguously Bi: He's clearly horny for women on several occasions, but apparently came close to marrying a man.
- Chuck Cunningham Syndrome: Stopped appearing completely after his voice actor left the series in 2009.
- Everyone Calls Him "Barkeep": His name is never said, and he's always only referred to as his job as bus driver.
- New Job as the Plot Demands: Similarly to Rocky from The Amazing World of Gumball, he seems to fill pretty much every non-teaching, non-administrative job at school. In "Paixonite", he also works at a cop due to his salary being too low.
- Noodle Incident: In "Quiprocó na Lama", while ranting about his job, he mentions that he almost married an American man and, had it happened, they'd be fishing together in Connecticut.
News reporter
- Voiced by: Ivan Von Simson (Seasons 1-3 and 5), Marco Pavão (Season 4), Thiago Martins (Season 6)
- Demoted to Extra: Until Season 3, he appeared frequently. From Season 4 onwards, Vingativa starts appearing as a reporter, with him now only appearing sporadically.
- Flat Character: Likely the reason he was replaced. He didn't have much personality besides getting annoyed sometimes and not considering certain groups as "people".
- My Friends... and Zoidberg: Frequently does this every time he has the chance.
- No Name Given
Jacques Janine Costeau
- Voiced by: Ivan Von Simson (other appearances), Geninho Simonetti (In "Gay!!")
- Camp Gay
- Named After Someone Famous: His name is based on Jacques Yves Cousteau.
- New Job as the Plot Demands: Every time he appears, he has a new job, and a character mentions his latest one.
Silvio Sanchez
- Voiced by: Rodolfo Mieskalo
Silvio Sanchez is the presenter of the program "Domingo nas FARC", as seen in the titular episode. He has the mixed appearance of Silvio Santos and a Colombian guerrilla. He carries a rifle and a bandana with the Colombian flag below his eyes.
- They Killed Kenny Again: He's shot in his first appearance, but appears again in other episodes.
Alessandro Frota
- Voiced by: Fernando Peque (Seasons 1-3), Thiago Martins (Season 4)
- Ambidextrous Sprite: He has a tattoo of Albert Einstein... In both arms.
- Bouncer: Appears as one in some episodes.
- Shout-Out: Based on Brazilian politician and former porn actor Alexandre Frota.
