Aoshiro Hitsugayt AU: The End
Arthur got out another Infinity +1 Sword and used the Everything note to make it permanent! Now he was like a golden comet that clashed agaonst my Katana, Tsurugi, Trope Gun & Zanpaktou. I breathed OC Erasing Energy at him but he avoided it deftly and it hit some Fangits instead. He then wrote: "Aoshiro gets transported to the Sun's core!"
But the Everthing Mote only worked half way because I still controlled the Trope Gun with psychick powers, and so I was only transported halfway to teh Sun. Arthur teleported there too!
"Erase Beam!" He shouted and a beam of OC Eraing Energy came down and attacked me. I screamed and responded with a Field of Blades Trope Bullet. Several blades like Gilgamesh's Gate of Babylon came out and attacked Arthur! Arthur teleported away. I did too.
When we were back at Neo-Venezia, there was an explosion! Ryuk had blown himself up to save Indigo, Enoby, Hei, Sam, Chicabo and Sepiroth! Charlot disapperated into a Plot Hole temporarilyt. Now they were all sexily wounded and waiting for medics to cure them so that they can join me in the Victory Orgy.
"You haven't won yet!" Arthur cried out, getting desperate. His Plotvision was telling him that the end was near. "I summon the forces of Awesome, Heartwarming, Funny, and Win! Please, let at least one person in this world Earn their Happy Ending!" Then, he shot an Earn Your Happy Ending Bullet into the air! And it was extra strength due to his invocations!
"Not a Chanse!" I shooted angrily. I got out a bullet lablled Diabolus ex Machina and shot it in2 the air as well. Out came........a Syringe filled with Kamina DNA! Quickly I injeted it into my arm and felt the Spiral Energy flowing inside me. I then opened several portals to my Soulsteel warehauses.
"Taste your end, Arthur! At last, the tormented spirits of Soul Society and The Foundation will see some use!" I then shaped the Soulsteel into a Giant Drill using my mind. "BLACK. SOULSTEEL. GIGA. DRILL. BREAKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111" Teh drill collided with the EYHE bullet and there was a shockwave! Arthur was nocked unconsious. I laughed.
Then I grasped Arthur's prone form in my claws and flew towards Muraki's Meme Barrier.
"I have one course of action left: Surrender," spoke Muraki from behind his shield.
"What?!" I said.
"As I said, I Surrender. Arthur has been defeated, and you are not a Shinigami Stu anymore. That means that you're useless for the sacrifice, which you have the power to prevent anyway. You need skilled people to advance your attempt to dominate the Multiverse, and I have not done permanent damage to you or your cause."
"What about unleashing Dark Yagami and Arthur getting away?!" I shouted at Muraki.
"Don't you have him back? Besides, you now have a powerful Dragon form at your disposal."
"True, and I can always turn back into a Human if I want some fun tim with Indigo," I said and transformed into a Human form that looked like my Shinigami form only hotter and with Armor instead of Shinigami clothes.
"Fine," I said. "I now Pardon u and make you regent of Neo-Venezia on two conditions: One, you give custody of Czeslaw to me just in case I need Arthur's ingenuity for further battles; and Two: You clean up Neo-Venezia and restore it to its beautiful self. I want Tourist Money and I want it as soon as possible!"
"Exactly my toughts. I only allowed Looten Plunder to amuse himself so that the terrain would be perferrable to me when the final battle came. As for the boy..." He let down the Meme barrier and gave Czeslaw to me. I immideately teleported him to a Dungeon in Soul Society.
"Perfect!" I said and then I and Indigo, Ebony, Charlot, Samantha and Hei as well as Chicabo (they were all healed by medics) went into the luxurious palace of Neo-Veniza and had Victory Sex.
It was fun.
Epilouge
I appointed Charlot, Willow, and Professor Trevolvy as Muraki's Co-Administrators in Neo-Venezia. Of them, I knew that only Charlot can keep Muraki under control but I wanted to reward Willow and Trevolvry for being Enoby's friends. Several Shinigami Organixations still remained like Enmacho and teh Death Arms School. I gave Muraki the task of squishing them like bugs (especially Enmacho).
I also gave orders for Calgar and his minions to invade Earth which included Tokyo which was still the universe's center. I had more Space Marine Chapters created for that purpose so that I won't stretch my forces. I gave him a large budget to hire more Mercenarios and pay the ones he had right now. Teh Gunslinger Girls were also his minions now and I also hired Mons to join him.
I and the other members of my group then went back to Soul Society, where we recruited several Hypercompetent Sidekicks to create a breaucracy to bring us money and luxuries and make sure that the people obey us. They were all under my control thanks to my powers.
We all had hawt sexx and lots of howt ppl to sex with. There was also lots of food cooked by Remy and it was good. We had Wine and Vodka and Sake and other Alcoholic drinks and they didn't harm us becuz of magic. There was lots of fun in our halls.
There was also lotts and lotts of Gold and Silver and Mithril. Feanor gave us rich gifts and we also gave him rich gifts. We had lots of munny and great artworks which we transferred to Aizen's mansion in Soul Society. Neo-Venzia also became restored and lots of tourists came in and gave us more money. In short, we were very happy as long as we lived (which was forever).
THE END
((Recent OOC: Changed Meifu to Enmacho.))
edited 12th Mar '11 8:12:32 AM by BadficFetish
Dreaming out loud.
But the story... isn't over yet.
The Next Chapter
As I looked at the marvellous beauty of the vast universe using my eyes, just after my delightful celebratory fornication with a nearby lagomorph, I fell.
And fell.
And fell.
I landed on my magnificently adorned face into hard concrete, much to my chagrin1.
I wiped the dust off the front of my face, and glanced downwards to make sure that I am still fecund. Then I gazed upon what awaited me before my very own eyes, right in front of my very soul.
Grandiose structures stood tall throughout the horizon. Rectangular vehicles ran through the city streets. The air was filled with the aroma of hot dog, apple pie, and heroism. The foreign sounds of gated drums, synthethizer lines and altered tenor vocals ripped through the atmosphere, welcoming my arrival.
I also realized that I had a mullet the size of a small rainforest.
I seemed to have landed in... The '80s.
edited 23rd Feb '11 4:41:09 AM by betterthanstrawberry
Equipped with his five senses, man explores the universe around him and calls the adventure Science.
The Beta Male
(OOC: Okay, filler.
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Whozajiggawha?)
I wil write a songfic bcuz i was in deep though bcus I m deep.
BOB THE METAPOD
Wake up in the mornin', feelin' like P Diddy
I am a metapod and many pplz liek 2 mess with me by naming me "PENIS"
Whn I leave, brush my theeth with a bottle of Jack
WE'LL, SOTP IT! It was only clever the first tiem! Maybe!
Tik tok, on the clock but the party dont stop now!
Grow up and find a moar original names bcuz cock jokes r only funny 1 time!!111
Whoa whoa whoa oh!
You shame teh honorable race of metapods!
THE END
I am dep! :3
edited 23rd Feb '11 5:18:21 AM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
The Beta Male
(OOC: This one comes from a real fic.
This little gem represents nearly everything that's wrong with fanfiction. Read it at your own risk, and feel free to leave a review.)
Light Yagami was hanging out in the break room, cutting the asses out of his pairs of pants, bcause he had just bought new pants and always wore his like that and because the author finds naked serial killer ass to be highly arousing.
Suddenly, knock on the door.
"Come iiiiinnn!" Light said in a fruity flirty way.
Danny Phamtom kicked down the door And pinned Light to the wall,ripping off, his shirt, and ghosting one finger Up and down Lights exposed chest. Then Light kissed him full on the mouth, slipping tongue in.
Suddenly, Butler bursted in and threw a floon at the Couple. Then left.
"That was weird," said Danny "Where were we?"
Ut before he could take part in sexy, sexy statutory rape, Light pointed behind him and. Said "HAYLOOKOVERTHEREAFLYINGCAMEL!!!" and when Danny turned back and Light was gone!
"How did I fall for that? " Said Danny.
THE END
(OOC: ...I feel unclean. Did I really just write that?)
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
((OOC: Okay, Filler over. Now it's time for the next fic in the Aoshiro Hitsugayt series.))
Aoshiro Hitsugayt: Fedual AU!
Hello there! My name is Aoshiro Hitsugayt, and I am Half-Dragon Half-Shinigami who wanders Fedual Japan as a Samurai with my friends Indigo, Aryll, and Ebony. We fight bandits, yokai, and evil warlids in order to protect teh ordinary pple. And we're pretty good at it too.
I have a Zanpakto given to me by my master, Yamamoto and a Tsurugi given to me by the Dragon King of the Five Eastern Elements, who taught me everything I knew. I have the power to control the Five Eastern Elements, the Five Western Elements, and I can also see Gosts and Spirits. My Mother (who was killed tragically along with my father) had also given me a migical ruby amulet that allowed me to duplicate special weapons and summon them to my aid like Archer does.
Now to Introduce my friends:
Indigo Yagami is a Ninja who can use all sorts of weapons including Guns which were being introduced to Japan. She can also control the Sun and teh Moon because she was born with different-colored eyes. One eye was Gold and it allowed her to control the Sun. Another eye was Silver and it allowed her to control the Moon. She can burn up enemies with her Solar Powers and make Illusions with her Lunar Powers.
Aryll Yagami was Indigo's long-lost sister who had been kidnapped at birth and taken to Transylvamia (place with lots of Vampirs). There she was turned into a super Vampire who was immune to Classic Weaknesses except Garlic Stak. She has a lot of powers including Blood Magic and the ability tu use her Blood as a weapon.
Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way Pendragon was a wizard from England who used magic to visit Japan. She was the daugther of Uther Pendragon and Merlin through MPreg. She can use Magic from Hogwarts as she was herself taught by Godric Gryfindoor. She was also a Vapire thanks to Aryll who bit her and made her into one. Like Aryll she can survive Sunlight but unlike Aryll can be killed by ordinary Steak.
Anyway, we were figthing Yokai who were attacking a village who hired us to protect it as Inuyasha and Co. were looking for Naraku. I pointed my Zanpaktou at a Worm Yokai and said: Anti-Magic! An Anti-Magic beam shot out from my Zanpaktou and killed the Yokai. Indigo killed another one by blasting it with Sunlight before shooting it with Guns.
Aryll was killing another Yokai and Sucking out it's blood while Enoby was using Aveada Kedavra on several Yokai. We were having fun. We were laughing and laugthing as we tought of the munny we would get.
Then suddenly.........Naraku was here!
"Join me, Aoshiro Hitsugayt. I will give u shards frum teh Shikon Jewell if u becum my minions."
"Never!" I said. "Instread, I will take them from ur Dead corps!" I pointed my Tsurugi at him and said: "Eastern Element: Metal!"
Metal Shards came out frum my sword and towrds Naraku!
edited 25th Feb '11 1:55:19 AM by BadficFetish
"Ahh!" Said Naraku as the Shards destoried his Barrier and cut him. "U wilt pay fur that!!!1" He got out Naughty Tentacles and attacked Indigo and Ebony in their Standard Female Grab Areas!
But it didn't work as Indigo and Enoby used their free hands to cut away teh Tentacles (Indigo used swords, Ebony used hur wand). They then blasted Naraku and wounded him! Naraku flew up to the air and called Kagura and Kanna.
"Prepare tu die!" said Kagura and she used Wind attack which I countered with Western Element: Wind. Indigo yayed before using guns to blow up Kanna's mirrot. Then, Aryll broke through Naraku's barrier and began sucking up his Blud!
"Damn U!!1" said Naraku. He pushed away Aryll and said: "I will retreat for now. But be warned, you have not seen teh lust of me, Aoshiro Hitsugayt!" Then he teleported away.
Ebony and I killed the remaining Yokai and then the Village Elder lent us a House so my group can have Victory Sex. We had lots of Sake and Shushi and we all organismed a lot. It was fun. Then Indigol said:
"So, does that mean that we are nowe figthing for teh Jewll Shards?"
"Of course!" I said. "We must make sure that that power does not fall tu teh hands of evol. Also having Jewel Shards has perks even though were clearly powerful enough to not need it."
"Very well den!" said TaEbony. "This will be our new Goffik quest!"
Then we all got out and dressed. Aryll was there and we performed Divination using Tea Leaves and Constellations to find out the location of the nearest Jewel Shard. Ebony also got out a Goffik crystal ball given to her by Rowena Ravenclw. Finally, I got out a map of the local area with spots indicating Evil Werlords. Suddenly, one of the spots glowed!
"Ladies and Gentlemen," said Indigo to the Group: "We have found our target. He is an Evil Warlord living to the east of here who has control over Ninja and Samurai and has operessed d common peoples for a long time. I say, let's get rid of him!1"
"YAY!" We all said.
edited 1st Mar '11 4:25:21 AM by BadficFetish
The next day, we all got up, had a quick sex, and then we dressed & armed ourselves for battle. The Villagers then gave us flowers and told us good luck as they hated the Feudal Lord too. Then, Aryll got out some Blood horses made up of Blood using her Vampire powers and we set off!
Several minutes later, the Evil Erlord's Castle was in sithgt. He saw us cumming and sent out an army of Samureye to attak us. They rode out of the castle in a perfect square formation like in those JidayGeki movies. However, Aryll had Weather Control and wihpped up a storm to destroy them. Lightning came on the horsies and killed them while Shivs of Rain came down on the Samurai and blocked their view.
Then Indigo used Illusions using her Moon powers to make teh Samurai kill eac other which they did. Enoby meanwhile used Imperius to controll the hottest warrors and get them under our control. Then, we continued to the Fedual Warlord's Castle! I got out my Tsurugi and said: Eastern Element: Wood to create a Battering Ram that broke the doors.
Suddenly we were met by Ninjas! They threw Shuriken and Kunai which Ebony deflected with a Protego spell. Then Indigo shot them all with guns while Aryll used Domination to add the hottest ones to my army. Sum Ninja tried to blow up the stairs so that We coudn't get up but I implaed him with my Zanpakto.
The higher levels were filled with Elite Ninja and Samurai with Elemental Powers just like mine. There was lots of figthing! I had to use my Zanpakto to shoot Anti mogic bolts that canceld out their powers. After several hpurs of figthing there were only a few left and they were all mindcontrolled by Ebony and Aryll.
Finally we went up to the Fedual Lords chamber. We were surprised-he was already dead! There was a Yokai sitting on his Chair and eating his Heart. Teh Yokai said: "Ur layt. I already killed th Fedil Lord and ate his Hrat which has the Shikon Shard in it. I'm sorry."
"Well I'm not" I said before stabbing him and killing him. Then I got the Shikon Shard and put it in my pocket. Then I sent the Ninjas and Samurai to the dungeons and trapped them there. We then went to the bedooms and took off our clothes and had an orgy. It was fun.
Three Weeks Later
We were killing Yokai who had the Jewel Shards and we were getting paid for it too. We also killed some bandits just for practice. Then suddenly...a messege came from Shippo! It said: "Dear Aoshiro plz help me cuz Inuyahsa and teh others have turned evil. Oh I'm turning evil too but its not as bad so I'm still able to write this letter."
"There's only 1 thing to do!" I said goffikaly and prepilly. "Let's bet sum sense in2 them!"
edited 6th Mar '11 1:54:54 AM by BadficFetish
((OOC: I usually wait for a few days after releasing an installment, but there were just some questions left from the former story that I didn't have an opportunity to answer.))
((OOC 2: GameSpazzer, can I borrow some of your Faux reviewers?))
Questions asked by meh own Fangits (yes I have sum)!
[AoshiroFan829]: Aoshiro, how do Seniority Rulez work? If a Hero name d Beowulf commands Edward Elric to do Yaoi stuffs with him, will Elric be forced 2?
Seniority rules only work on Villains and morraly-dubious ppl. Someone like Beowulf would have accumulated too much Values Dissonance to command any heroes from the 20th or 21st centuries. In fact, it is he who will be forced to do EE's commands if he tries anything. Even if Bowlderized, he's still jsut equal to Edward.
[Lizzie45]: Who are the othher daugthers of the High Queen of Mary Sues?! What happened to them was so sad and tragic that I cannut forgvive Moraki even though he's so bishie and hwat.
The other Princesses of Mary Sues are: Marisuthiel Greenleaf, Dannika Malfoy, Ezperanza Kirk, Emerald Skywalker, Topaz Cullen, Diamond Rahl, Talia Eragon, Atlanta Fowl, and Carla Norris. They're all from famous fandoms so u don't need the Hyperlinks (whitch are hard as I have tu spell things correctly).
[TammyxDragonGurlx55]: Ur sooooo howt! I want to seccxxx with u right noww!!!!!!!!!!111111111
If you're not hot, don't read this spoiler: You're a Fanfic Auhtor, just portal to Soul Society and tell the guards that you've come to serve Aoshiro. They'll know what you mean. Don't teleport into the royal bedchamber, though. If you do that, I will assume that you're an assasin and kill you and it will be painless, just in case you're Too Kinky to Torture.
[EmberTheHedgehog]: I'll kill you!
Better people than you have tried. Oh, and I've asked Calgar to take you out in his invasion of Earth.
[EmberTheHedgehog]: I'm already figthing your Puppet Marine, you fool! And didn't Arthur already kill him using the Everything Note?
[EmberTheHedgehog]: Ahh! My guts!
Serves u rite. *Middle finger*
[Fangit'sInspiration]: Do you trust Muraki?
Of course not. He's an admitted Rapist, Pedophile, and Organ Smuggler. And he gloats about it. He'll overreach himself in time, and then I'll get him.
[Fangit's Inspiration]: How?
Few people know this, but Arthur's read Yami No Matsuei even though he's hetro. Something about wanting to read a work about Shinigami made before Bleach. Tzuzuki and Hisoka are just below Czeslaw on his list of 'People to protect with Overwhelming Force'. Once Muraki gets his hands on them and does horrible things to them, I'll release Arthur and tell him every. little. detail. With relish, I might add.
[Muraki]: Thank you.
You know that I can send my spells over the internet, right?
[Muraki]: I had to try.
edited 8th Mar '11 10:11:55 AM by BadficFetish
Reviews for Aoshiro Hitsugayt: Fedual AU
[AoshiroFan829]: This is soo hawt! I like the Medival Sexing with the Sake and the Shushi. I hoope U write mor!1
I'm currently waiting for GameSpazzer (or if she hasn't watched Inuyasha, some1 else) to arrive and write the next chappie.
[YokaiLuvver]:' I hope Aoshiro wins and bring Inuyasha and Co. back to sanity! I just coundn't stand thinking about them becoming evol.
Don't worry, It'll be an Awsome fite.
[SamanthaFangit1901]: Samanther is sooo hawt! Will she be returning?
Sadly, no.
[SilentWind]: What characters are you going to mutilate now?
As many as I can, Hahahahaha!
[VampireFangit]: Who turned Aryll in2 a Super Vampire? Arr they good guys? Bucause Vampirs r Awesom!!!!111
Sadly, no, they're not good guys.
edited 12th Mar '11 10:31:40 AM by BadficFetish
The Beta Male
(OOC: Sorry about the awful hiatus. A million things have happened at once, includong a broken microphone, a Windows 7-ey computer, and a shitload of tests. The Q&A/Reviews were fantastic! A little late to say this, but feel free to screw with Tammy & Co. to your heart's content. I vaguely recall watching an episode or two of Inuyasha years ago and I checked out an episode last week to be safe, so my knowledge of canon should be fuzzy enough for this fic.)
AN: I was totlay on a secret spy missin to space liek MIB wit my hawt japanese boyfrend Toroshi and we had secks on the moon wich is why no updats. FUK U ITS TOTALLY TRUE!!111
So then we got some wepons at the shop before we sav inuyasha and Kagome and stuff. The shop was seling things and I bot bedrolls for us to sleep and sexx on. Also, there was some fire materia and i bot it so I would not b the only 1 in the group withou fire powers even tho I had wind powers but didn't use them offen. I had these powers bcuz of my tragic past. U C... i was actually the son of the most powerful wind spirit shinigami demon EVAR, his name was Lightning Death. But he was evil and I killd him in a great battle and now i feel guilty and tragic about it so I can angst misterously on cliffs and look moar badass. I mist keep mah tragrc past a secret from everyone or face much verisimilitud (AN: lol i m smrt)
Then we stole food from the bulding and sert out on our journey! We new were they we're exactly bcuz inuyasha was actually Enony's BF and not tjhat Kagome vitch who is a hoar. Ebony copiuld find him with the power if true love whih is better then GPS and also bcuz GPS dos not exits yet.
We walked on ur way and suddenly, DRAGON!
The evil dragon cam and attaked us! Quickly I roll 2 da side and then ebony shot fire out of her wang At the dragon and aryll lept at it and started 2 bite it.
Then I charged at the dragon and cut a wing of with zanpaktou Then I blew it's head of with a fire spell
I kept the dragons fangz just in case then we all had moar sex and sontinued to travel!
edited 15th Mar '11 1:53:54 AM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Finally, we encountered Inuyahsha, Kagome, and the rest of their group! They were kicking some puppy Yokai and bunny Yokai too. This proved that they were under heavy Brainwoshing by Nakru. We got out our weapons.
"U HAVE 1 LAST CHANCE 2 SURRENDER!!!!111" I shouted with raeg.
"NEVER!!!111" said Brainwashed Inuyasha. He got out his sword ang got out an energy blast from it. I swatted it aside with my Tsurugi. I pointed my Zanpaktou at him and shouted: "Anti-Magic!" Inuyash screamed.
Meanwhile, Indigo was figthing Kagome. Kagome was using Bow while Indigo was using guns. They were ronning around like in a Coboy movie (which didn't extst yet). Then Indigo used Illusions to make it look like there were more of herself and Kagome was confused and Indigo knocked her unconcious.
Aryll was figthing Miroku who was striking with his staff at her. Aryll used Fire Materia and scorched him and then she used Illusions of her own. Miroky then removed the beads from his glove and tried to use his Wind Tunnel. But Aryll used Blood Magic to make it close up. Then she got out a Blood Mace and nocked him unconcious as well.
Enoby was figthing Sango who was a Demonslayer who had a great Boomerang and also a sword. Ebony used a spell on the Boomerang to make it slow down and then she sexily scorched Sango with a Fire Materia. Then she used a Slep spell to make her faint into ucnonciousness.
Then we slapped arounf Shippo until he turned good. We then healed the Puppy and Bunny Yokai and then we ate. We were about to sex when Inuyash and the others woke up.
"Are you nut brainwashed anymore?" I said.
"No," said Inuyasha respecfully. He and I used to be old friends along with Kagome and teh rest. We had lots of Action (not that kind of action u perverets) killing Evil Yokai and Bandits and Evil Warlords once upon a time.
"But that is only Temporary" Miroku stated. "U see Naraku put a curse on us leaving us under his controll unless we all have sex with hawt Girls that are of legall age."
"Yeah," said Sango. "Also teh sex needs to be with a Ninja and/or a Goff in order to work. Not jest that, but there also needs to be someone not a Vampire watching."
"We'll volunteer!" said Indigo and Enovy. They then went and changed into Goffik clothing with Whips and Leather. Meanwhile I told Aryll to go off someplace as she is a Vampir and not old enough yet.
They worked on Inuyasha and Miroku 1st, riffing off their shirts before whipping them sexily and then sexing them. Then they got out Kagome and Sango and also ropped off their shirts and also whipped them sexily and sexed them. Everyone was moaning in Plusure even Ebony and Kagone who were now friends because Kafone was a good sexer and surprised Envy.
"The Curse has lifted!" Inuyasha said his bac still smorting from the Wihps.
"I don't care!" said Cagome who was now ready for another goffic go with Ta Ebony. And so they had more sex and I was invited in and we all continued sexing until the Starrs came up, when we Oragnismed.
edited 15th Mar '11 4:41:33 AM by BadficFetish
"Ahh, that was good!1," said Inuyasha after we all dressed and ate. We were still horny but we knew that we had had enough. Anymore would waste our energy for the figth against Nakaru. Indigo gathered our weapons and handed them out to each one of us. We all straigthened our armour and then stood up.
"We attack now!" I said. We did Divination earlier so we knew where to attack. The sun was now rising and making our moment more dramatic. Then we marched, and the dew made us sparkle like Vampirs from Twilite.
In no time at all we were at the gates of Naraku's castle. It used to belong to a Fedula Lord until Naraku used miasma to kill him and his troops. We then banged on the doors (not that way!) and laffed:
"Hahahaha! So the greate Naraku has sufffered Badass Decay? Let the humans of the planet look on at his cowardice!" I said.
In response, Narkau sent out an army of 100,000 Yokai! What will happen now?
More Reviews for the fic
[AoshiroFan829]: Oh oh oh! That was sooo good! I wish the sexx had continued.
Sorry about that, it's just that the exytimes needed to stop so that they can shed Blud!
[TammyxDragonGurlx55]: Wihps are sooo hwt!
Why, thank you. I don't like them getting used on myself, but I like seeing others get bondaged with them.
[KhaosFan]: Which Chaos God do u want to be? Khorne or Slaanesh.
Tzeentech. Or possibly the Star Child. Then Every1 can be my serv ents!
[Lizzie45]: Can you werite a story about the Princesses of Mary Sues? They are sooooooo hooooooooot!!!!!!!!11111
I don't know, I'm busy writing another fic now.
[Lizzie45]: Pleaze!
Maybe I will.
[Lizzie45]: Yay!
Good to see my Fangits happy.
[GoffikLuver]: I want to see more of Emoby!
You will. I have soemthing special planned 4 her.
Once uponn a time there wasds this girkl callked Aizennia. She was like aizzen's BFF< and they luvved to do stufff togethher. aizzennai wad tall with glasdess & thik wavvy broun hayr like aizin. they was a cute cupple and wantde 2 tayke over da world 2gethre.
Butt geen ichimarruu didnt lik this cuz aizzenniaa wad his litte sissyer. he didnt wnt his evl enmy izen tosteel ainezzias soul cuz that wuld b bad.
captn histugaia allso lyked aizzenilla & wntedd her 2 hav his baybies bt he waz alreddy in a relashunshipp w/Keeskay Urrahaira. urraharia waz like cheetin on him w catgal yoriuchy whoo htisigaya dint likee eeder. yourichhi waz 2 byootifull so histrugaya waz jellus.
Ichiggo kulosacki waz izen's bff 2. he & tossen waz a cupple bcuz ichigi hazd rlly goood eysite so he cud c four tousenn.
Mastumotoiu waz histugiaiaz exgalfrend. she waz tal and had relly big boobies. shi was evill & watd 2 taik ovah da world. she tride 2 do dis by kidnapinn aisn w her giant watrmellin brizzests. she tride 2 sufokate him wi her chest but isennia runned over
""Wat you doing to my byutifull lover aizenbabi?'
"Nothinn bich i just wanna here him screem, his screem is so sexi!
mastumowto luvved azznen? ainezzia waz shokked. she ran over & tried to suffokait Matsumoito w HER giannt boobys.
"Mastuoumoto!: cride canptn histugiaua 'wat you doin 2 byutiful aizzenia?; He thot Masturimoto waz tryin to hurrt aizennai hoo he luvved wen rlly it was da other way arond!!!!!!
"Wat happening?" assed gin.
"Mastumoto being evll!)!
Imm evill, anseres ishimaroo. shee & me evll 2gether!
"W Hat? anssered rest of caricters. 'you & mastumto evll 2gether"
"Yah" Ischimru oppend eis. And he grabed ainezzia & kilt her.
mastuotomo cheered. aizen runned evor & killt mastuomot becuzz she had laffed wen his byouutiful lovver dide.
ginn kilt izzen.
ishigoo kurosakki runned over & killt izen. Then aizenn wasnt ded an he kild all caritterz exept 4 geen bcuzz he waz in luvv w giin and wanttd 2 mak babys wif him.
Dey had a byoutifull dautter calld aizennia bcuzz aizn wantedd memries of his pats. she groow up & marid yoruiichy & urrahairys sun histugiaia 2.
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Oh, my god. How my brain hurts after typing that monstrosity. Bleach will never look the same to me. I tried hard to make that horrible...did I succeed?
The Last Stand of Marisuthiel Greenleaf
((OOC: Here's a oneshot set in the first Aoshiro Hitsugayt Alternate Universe.))
Hello thar! My name is Marisuthiel Greenleaf, First Princess of Mary Sues. I have long Black hair like my moher, teh High Queen of Mari Sues and beautiful Grey eyes like my father, Legolas. I had a beautiful brow with a beautiful circlet made of Mithril and a copy of the One Ring also made of Mithril which was more powwerful than the original. I wore a beautiful Battle Gown made of silver scales, a necklace made of Blue Diamands, and I had a corset made of Silk, Steel and Mithril.
I also had a Bow made of the bones of Ancaglon the Great and Glaurung. It was colored pink and its string was made from my father's hair. I also had two swords like Legolas but better. Their scabbards were made of beautiful Mallorn wood and and had beautiful Elven Script. I also had smaller daggers at my hip and ankles.
Anyway, I was sexing with my BF Aragorn and we were doing it with our beautiful clothes on. We were oranisming but there was no mess because of a Plot Hole. Then suddenly, the doors of our Bedroom opened! It was.........Arwen! And she had hired the Warhammer40K Eldar as Assasins!
I and Aragon attacked Arewn and killed her, then we started on the 40K Eldar. We killed lots and lots of them and we kept up a conversation at the same time. We talked about Movies, Anime, TV and Fan Fic. Then we started talking about Sexing and how to do it. Then a Warp Spider came in and killed Aragorn! "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111" I screamed angrily at my enemies. I raised up my Ring and blasted them so hard their souls left them! Then I sang.
It was a beautiful song of Magic Music that made the W40K Eldar be sad and cry as beautiful memories surged through their heads. They were also freed from Slaanesh and it was a good thing. Just when we were about to reconcile and I was about to ressurect Aragon, the Harlequins and Dark Eldar attaked!
I drew out my swords and a dozen enemies died with every slash. My eyes were glowing with Energy as I cut down all my opponents. It was epic! They shot at me with Bullets and Lasers but I deflected them all wth my powers. I also got out my ring again and began brining down Eldar by the hundreds. Finally I cleared the city of Arwen's minions.
Then Eowyn and Faramir attacked! They got out an army of Rohans and other soldiers and made them rebel against my rule. I was going to blast them all with my ring but then I decided to use my Magic Music instead. They all fell in love with me again including Eowyn and we all prepared to sex. However, Eyown recovered enough sanity to stab me with a sword coated in Anti-Magic posion. "NO!" I scremed as I began dying sexily.
As I looked up to the sky, I saw that my Sisters (except Samantha that bich deserves to die) were also figthing enemies. I wished them good luck as my life faded out like a crystal waterfall.
THE END
edited 31st Mar '11 6:42:32 AM by BadficFetish
Reviews for The Last Stand of Marisuthiel Greenleaf
[Lizzie45]: That was sooo kawaii desu and sad! Poor Marisuthiel. Was Arewn working with Muraki?
Everything is possible with Plot Holes and Character Derailment.
[ArwenTheDeathEater]: Why must you insist on Character Bashing?
Becuz it's fun.
[EmberTheHedgehog]: I got ressurected. Prepare to die.
Two negative reviews in a row. What are the odds.
[AoshiroFetish]: U should dump TammyxDragonGurlx55 and go out with me!
[YokaiLuvver]: Please continue AH: Fedual AU! I can't wait to see what Aoshir does to the army of 100,000 Yokai!
I'm hitting Writer's Block today. Don't worry, I have big plans for that fic.
[SamanthaFangit1901]: I h8 that Marisuthiel! How dar she bash Samnthaer. I hope she stay's dead!
That is something we don't know.
edited 7th Apr '11 8:16:03 AM by BadficFetish
Just awesome like that
"Sawnik and Tales", a Sonic The Hedgehog fanfiction
On day a fax name Tales danube to Not Hole Village. Tales was a mutant freak ho have too tales and no on want to make a meet of him because they we're scrad.
On day Sawnik danubed Tales house.
"No bodies lick eou" says Sawnik. "I heta you tou."
"but Sawniiiik" say Tales make a sad.
"Wat" say Sawnik. Tailes then star cry, which cuased Sawnik to make a sad.
"I am making a sad now" say Sawkni. "Lets be frends."
"Real e?" say Tales smile.
"Yes" say Sawnik "friends for four evers."
"Yay" say Tales.
"Yat" say Sawnik. But then Egg Man danube behind him with Walrus! Sawnik and Tales were too busy making a happy tp see and Egg Man make a zap of them with lazer. Sawnik and Tales die.
"Haw haw haw" say Egg Man.
"Goo goo joo" say Walrus. Just then, ABBA appare and see Walrus.
"This Walrus will makw a happy the children of Sweeden!" say ABBA and they steal walrus in a sack and danube back to Sweden.
"NOOOOOO" say Egg Man who hang himself in despair.
THE END
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Reviews for Sawnic and Tales
[EmberTheHedgehog]: It's Tales, you moron.
[TammyxDragonGurlx55]: This is soooooo hawt! I want more Yoai stuffs with Seme and Uke plz!
[SonicFan]: This is better written than the official commics!
[Lizzie45]: I want to submit an OC for your fic. Her name is Delightful Chalcedony and she is a black bat who is Rogue's sister. She wears Goffik clothes and is a Vampire and she's totally awesome!
[CrossoverFan]: They should crossover with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and then sex!
[VampireFangit]: Make Sanic and Taled com back as Vampires!
Jesus Christ...
Man I wish I could actively write that badly.
Apocalypse: Dirge Of Swans.
Just awesome like that
All in the presentation, fellas 
"Jonny and Palank go shoppinb", an Ed Edd N Eddy fanfiction
Ome day Jonny say to Palank " I am making a boardum. Lets get some jaw bakes." Palank not tobe saying anything in reply.
"Palank did you not make a hear of me I said lets go" say Jonny make a sadness. Palank just sit and says nothing.
"Fine I hate yu!" say Jonny. Jonny danube to garrage and pick up saw.
"Bye bye old friend" say angry Jon y to Palank but Palank not make a heareng of this over saw buzzing and make a cutting of him in half.
THE END
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Ask Aoshiro!
[TammyxDragonGurlx55]: What is ur opinion on bondage?
I like seeing it, but I don't like it happening when I'm sexing as its distracting.
[Lizzie45]: What do you think of Tortura from Agony In Pink?
If ur going to kill your sextoy, don't make them feel anything. Don't break them if they're not used up yet.
[Lizzie45]: But you torture ppl all the tim!
They are not sextoys. I only fing trorture fun if it is to punish people.
[Lizzie45]: Fur what?
Being my Enemies. That is an offense that means u have to be tortured to death if ur not useful. I do not sex with my enemies anyway, that's just improtical.
[RebmeEhtGohegdeh]: What is your weakness?
Ha ha, very funny. I know it's you, Ember.
[EmberTheHedgehog]: But-but-I Soulforged part of my own soul to create a Trope Gun! Then shot a bullet on myself marked Paper-Thin Disguise!
Remember the Everything Note? I took it from Dark Yagami just before the epilouge to Aoshiro Hitsugayt: AU.
[AoshiroFan829]: What version of Aoshiro are you? Trope Pantheons? First AU? Or maybe the second one?
It doesn't matter. I have the powers of all three versions, if you must know.
[AoshiroFan829]: And Arthur?
He's sealed up now. He won't ever appear outside of the first & second stories unless he gets released by another Fanfic Author.
edited 14th Apr '11 6:26:13 AM by BadficFetish
Revieows for Xacebans' Bleach story!
[VampireFangit]: Add in characters from Twilite!
[AoshiroFan829]: Shinigamis arr soooo hawt!
[SilentWind]: Please spell 'Aizen' correctly.
[Lizzie45]: This made me howl in plasure!
[EmberTheHedgehog]: How does any of this make sense?
Aoshiro First AU: Revisited!
((OOC: For some time now, I've been thinking that I haven't sucked out all the Mileage from the First Aoshiro Hitsugayt: AU. Time to remedy that fact.))
Hello there. My nam is Amethyst Montana Russo and I am the daugther of Hanna Montana and Alex Russo theu Magic. I have gorgeous Blonde locks wid Blak Streaks (meaning I have Prep and Goff powerrs) and Amethyst Eyes (dat's where I got my name). My skin was pale like Snow White but I can change it to tan when Im on the beech. I waer clothes frum both Hot Topic and Amorican Eagle and I look good in them too. I also have my own style of clothing called 'Ametist Wear' that was soo pretty both Goofs and Preps would give gold to me in order to buy it. I'm also rich.
Anyway, I have a seshal job as The High Queen of Mary Sues Superspyes in order to thwart Aoshiro and his attempt to take over The Multiverse bef4 she could. Yu see, all her daugthers are now dead (Exept DSamanthea, that treator) and she needed powerfulkl ppl to keep her subjects in check. I had teh Powers of Magic and Rolk and I had a Majoc Sword composed of Hannah's Electric Guitars as well as a Wand that was forged from Yggdrassil. The High Queen of Maru Sues also gave me an Amthryst Pearl that can become a Keyblade.
Now where was I? Oh yes, currently I am watching Enmacho as Muraki was fulfilling his duty to Aoshiro (go reread teh Epilouge to the First AU u Prepgotts!) to squish the other Shinigami orgynizations (geddit?) from the world. That Pedo prpe was besigeging the building with an army of Fangits who belived that him Raoping Tzusuki and Hisoka was a good thing. He also had the Gunslinger Girls as Aoshiro gave them to him For the Evulz. I hat that person!
Muraki's army was killing Mooks and Bit Characters but Troops from Shibusen were Telepoerting in and killing Fangits. Suks to be on eater side. I got out my Enoby Camera (geddit?) and began recording the battle which I knew was about to end soon. Then I made sure that I was covered in Invixibility Cole and I waited.
The Gunslinger Girls had Soulsteel Armor and Waepons jest lkie Secret and dey were killind everything around them. But Maka, BlackStar, and Deth the Kidd (whos a hotte) were there too and Killing pple.
Then, Muraki summoned Demons, Zombies, and that Dragon form the 1st Yami No Matsuei Arc as reinforcements. Charlot teh Fanfic Author, Willow, and Professor Trevoldy were there too. They then began chanting and doing a ritual which had them wearing only Black Leather Strips and Making out. Then tehy transformed in2 boyz and did the same thing. Then they became Hermaprhodites and it was sooo haot. Suddenly, a beam of Gren and White light came out from them and hit teh Building!
Minutes lateer, all the inhabitants suffered Ukefication and surrendered to Muraki including Tzusuki and Hisoka who became dependednt on him instantly because of Character Derailment. Several Fanfic Authers came in and tried to rescue them but Charlot still had sum of the spell left from the ritual and Ukefied them too. I sent the recording to the High Queen.
"This is terrible news," she said over the speaker. "Aoshiro's forces grow stronger every day. If we don't do something drastic we wall all die or be controlled by that Stu. Amethyst Monta Russo, I give new a new mission: Ressurect the Princesses of Mary Sues!"
"Can I replace Samntha (that Trator) as your tenth Daugther?" I asked.
"Yes, no do so!"
edited 19th Nov '11 1:52:43 AM by BadficFetish
Reviews: 1
Lizzie45
Omg spongbob and sandy r soooo kawai desu 2 getha!! Ik hop u updateu soon!
An: I GOT TEH WEPONS GUY 2 help me agen! Yaaaaay! Now this sroty is edgy!
Dis is ingido and I was relsaxing after the chardonay sex w/ aoshiro wjen suddenly espolsion! "WHAT IS MAKING THIS SOUND!" So i went to go investigaet it!
Disb is Hei and suddenly eboby appeared from the hole of charcters we kinda forgot about woops. "I WILL HELP U FITE " SHE Screamed Goffikly samd then she pulled out a gub wif soulsteel ballets and then shotted things!
I got a nife and started to charge at Li, who dodged and rolled behind me and Then he shot EVOL energy at me with an EVOL black ring! NUUUUUU!" I scremed badass decayly! Then I pulled out a Dylan Minigun and ended Li's shit right there. IT WAS AWSOEM!
But samnatha and I still had 2 fite Sakura, who is a bich. WHILE i reloded my gun, samantha pulled out a mace and a shortsword and started fighting her! Then Sma managed 2 get the maec around Sakura, but Sakura maanged to scrach a bit of Sam's shrit of and u could c a bit of Sams bobs which were liek marshmellows only they wer bobbs.
Sam got mad and then let go of the mace accidentally and sakura take it and throw away!1 then she charged at sam but sam was move out of the way in time, and ebony took sams shrot sword and slashed at Sakrua bcuz she was out of bullets and also was tired of dancing She cut sakuras skintite jumpsuit she was in and it showed her bobs which wer larg and pillowy!
Emoby's bob's already showing b/c she iz GOFFIK!
Ebony lost the sord and then they all slipped in mud that hadappered and then they began 2 claw and hit each other in the mud and they cloths started 2fall of and I got a bonr.
Then i finished getting the moar dakka at the gun and i pont it at sakura head!
"HAHAHAHHA WE DEFEATED U THRU THE POWER OF TEAMWORK AND TITTY MUD RESTLING! " I sed trying 2 b sexxah but failing! "Now any last words"
HAHAHAH! " she laff "U R 2 late! My boss's will b her soon! " Laffed Sakura|!!1!111
Then I sed W"HO IS UR BOSSS! "
She says "Help me Naruto!"
then i shot her so she will not anser
Then someone says "We are."
I turn around and..........................
AIZEN AND GAURON!
Ahahahaha! U will never defete us! Then we chage at him but makes a meme barrier and be cannot get past it!
Gauron then nocked us back and aizen picked up a shrot sword to finish us off!!111 then he was distracted by a SHUNK sound and turn arund!
IT was.............................. Indigo! And she had pulled out her soulsteel wakizashi and had stabed Gauron thru the neck! I sed yaaaaaay and then we all escaped from the wall to face off agenst Aizen
Dis is Indigo! I rescued my friendz and we stood agenstt Aizen, who was doing lotsvof kung foo and anlso stabbing thing!
"ADSAHSDHAHDHSAHSSHASGASGHGAGHSAA" Yelled Aizen who was very angry
BUT THEN GAURON WAS NOT QUITE DEAD! Aa Nd he summond ZOMBIES HOLAY SHIT (Again)!
Then we realized that ebony disapered agne and we couldnt find her! The zombes were trying 2 bite us and we lloked like goners!
THEN EBONY CAM BACK WITH REINFORSEMENTS!
Sephiroth and Chicabo came riding on a black chocobo with red stripes with TaEboby and they were all wearing ninja outfits axecpt Chicabo who was nakid. then Enoby and Sephiroth jmped off after making out with Ebony really quik bcuz Sephiroth is also sexxah and goffik!111 Sephiroth had his mamasune which shot fire and ebony was welding te buster sword bcuz Cloud was dead and she tooked it. Chicabo began to use her chocobo and her thung to kill the zombies and stuff.
Then I sexxily remebered somthing
"Where is Ryuk?" I asked badassly while slashing at the zombies trying to get to Aizen
Ebonu shrugged. "He said he had 2 take care of some stuff."
Then Aryll, Samantha, Hei, Ebony, Sephiroth, Chicabo, and I kelled the last zombie yay
Then we Began Too Kung fu angents Aizen and Gauron IT WAS AWEOMSE! THEN I DOGDED A BULLET AND THE CAMERA SPUN AROUND! WHOOOSH!1 then i punched gauron in the face and he said "Ow" and then aizen kicked at sephiroth and he blocket it and came at him with his masamune and everyone was fighting a lot!
Then, Samantha got graben in the Standard Female Grab Area after doing a bicycle kick and she sed
"O No helo me! I cannot get away!"
"DROP YOUR WEAPONS,OR THE GIRL GETS IT!" Yelled Gauron, and Aixen shoved her neck tords his nive to show the point (lol geddit)
We all frozen
Then suddenly we hear scuffly sound and it was .............................
RYUK WEARING A TRENCHCOAT!
"Wait, what?" Said hei.
Then he opened trench coat!
He was covered in deadcore, and alsoo lots of Semtex. It was in a big package, which had an alarm clcok on it. There was a green light next to the clock
"I WILL BE INTERESTING!" Scream Ryuk
Then a light on him went from green to red .
KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
(OOC: -collapses from exhaustion- That was loads of fun. )
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist