Weird dreams

I don't go to gentleman's clubs, but I had a dream of going to one.

I gave the admission fee to the guy at the front door, even though I thought going in was a bad idea. I entered to an open lounge, and in front of me was a hallway that led to the club. to my left there were lockers filled with adult magazines, each labeled by type. To my right there was a daycare. I asked the bouncer guy for my money back and he was really nice about it. Since there weren't a lot of people coming in, I spent a few minutes in the lounge playing poker with him and a few other people (one of whom may or may not have been an escort.)

A thing I notice about all of the places in my dreams is that they seem barren and empty, like they're near closing hours. That bums me out.

Edit: Read about kablammin45's dreams. Got reminded of "Chris (Simpsons Artist)". Feeling better.

edited 2nd Apr '16 2:15:15 PM by Snicklin

I dreamt that I watched a Caddicarus video that said a PS 2 version of Backyard Baseball sucked. This confused me because I loved Backyard Sports as a kid, so I decided to try booting up the game again. This somehow led to me...tossing yellow mashed potatoes at my dog? As a religious thing? And my mom didn't approve, but the religious thing telling me to do it said I would face disapproval?

This is a lot a trouble to go through for an old game I liked as a kid. No wonder Dream!Caddy gave up on it.

I'm a fan. I'm into channels about old games that suck.

edited 3rd Apr '16 4:31:05 PM by TooManyIdeas

By the way, I don't know why you dreamed about Caddy!

Tail end of a dream: There was this bottle of salad dressing (think it was a vinaigrette) that could talk after slicing it's neck most of the way through. Which was weird because she(?) could communicate beforehand. I think she was an alien and deeply depressed because of something I or the people with me did. Also, there were others like her and I don't remember if they were also inhabiting(?) salad dressing. And the whole thing took place in some sort of resort/country club/fancy hotel that I didn't recognize

Because I had woken up in the early morning but fallen back asleep, I had just enough consciousness to realize I was entering a dream and I became lucid. I decided to try summoning my best friend, but she kept turning into a bluebird and flying away. I tried to hang onto her, but she just flew off carrying me. This actually freaked me out a little because I'm still worried about her and I feel like the dream might mean something. Probably just a symbol of my fear of losing her, though.

Then I forgot I was dreaming and I played Fallout 4. Which, by the way, in the dream world happens to be a lot more bright and cheerful.

I had a similar dream last night.

So, I dreamed that I was playing Fallout 4, but for some reason I had Piper as my companion. In the dream, there was a quest where I had to locate some settler's credit card. It turned out to be in some airport, for whatever reason, and I had to fight a bunch of Feral Ghouls.

I think some travel card commercials made it into my dreams...

All I can remember from last night was the very end where I was watching an episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000 on my computer. As I did, an option came up saying that you could watch the original version of the episode I was watching as apparently, this was completely different from the original print. I selected it just for kicks, and suddenly everything turned black-and-white (with the white really bright for some reason), Joel and the bot all turned into duplicates of Mr. Incredible (but they still had their own heads, which looked every bit as off as it sounds), and the Incredibles theme music began playing super loud. I was so confused I closed my computer and woke up.

edited 6th Apr '16 10:51:25 AM by kablammin45

I was making a picture of some characters walking through the forest, but it quickly took a turn for the worse. For instance, the doglike character (I suspect was Goldie would only let me color in the character's body, as any other part of the canvas made the characters' eyes go black for some reason.

Here's a weird but scary one I had a while ago:

I was a lion in a World of Funny Animals, and I worked for a circus as a Non-Ironic Clown. We were just beginning a performance, when an enormous Monster Clown Wicked Weasel burst into the big top. He was taller than a two-story building. (We had a big circus tent). He had on a rubber Gag Nose that was way too big for his long, thin snout. He pulled out a needle and popped it, releasing some kind of explosion that killed lots of us. I can't remember if I survived, or even if the Clown Weasel (that's what I've named him) survived!

But here's the really weird part: The Clown Weasel resembled Duke Weaselton from Zootopia: HUGE eyes, tiny pupils, long snout, etc. But I had this dream years before that movie was announced! When I finally saw the movie, it was even scarier, because Weaselton even has similar fluid movements and a similarly high-pitched voice! He even gets a freakin' Attack of the 50-Foot Whatever scene!

Weaselton doesn't attack a circus, or wear a clown costume, or have a perpetual Cheshire Cat Grin, but the similarities horrify me!

edited 7th Apr '16 1:56:26 PM by DrNoPuma

I just remembered that I had a similar dream a couple months ago.

Again, I was working at a circus. But there were no funny animals, we were all humans. Also, I wasn't a clown, I was a maintenance guy.

The circus had an enormous shark living in a pool below the big top, which they brought into the tent for performances. But the circus wasn't currently putting on a show, so I had to go down to the underground pool and feed the shark.

When I got there, I heard this creepy, deep voice. It was the shark, trying to convince me to step into the water so it could eat me. I could see the shark swimming around in anticipation as it spoke. His voice was almost hypnotic. I tried to resist for a while, and that's all I remember. I don't know if I obeyed or not.

edited 7th Apr '16 5:40:01 PM by DrNoPuma

Hilarious in Hindsight, much?

More like Harsher in Hindsight! That creeped me out so much!

I went to a gathering for a very short time. We stayed overnight and left the next morning. I went outside at the end of this very brief retreat to a sunny, mossy forested area and saw this pitch black dog thing lying on its back and slowly wiggling its limbs. I wanted to help it but I wasn't sure that I should. After righting it I noticed that it had two legs were just one should be. Later I climbed a tree and got some sap on myself, then I saw two other, different black dog things running past. I'm not clear on the details at this point, but one of them had a longish bushy tail curved upward.

I had a very weird dream. I was sucked into Victory Road by some strange parade put on by Friendship is Magic's Tirek, where each challenge was divided into CRITTERS. Then, it changed to us walking around an abandoned building. The psychokinetic user with red lipstick said something, but I have no memory of what she said.

My mom was annoyed for some reason. We tried to play Cards Against Humanity to cheer her up, but she wouldn't play. I also tried bringing her large gummies as a peace offering. I don't think it worked.

In hindsight, I probably should have brought chocolate.

I had a dream I was in an RPG or something and got grabbed by some bad guys from a building of some kind of resistance I was staying in. And so, they threw me into this testing room where there was this giant, Amazon cat lady that tried to fight me. There was some kind of button on the middle of the floor attached to a machine that caused status effects, and she kept trying to stomp me onto it to cause status effects.

Then things suddenly took a risque direction and I woke up from the shock of that.

I dreamt about a weird utopia with Pokemon spouting one-liners. Then, it changed to something TF 2-related. The last thing I remember was the Sniper saying "How can I help you?" (sentence mixed of course) and then the Spy snidely replying "Help us!?" and then backstabbing the Sniper. The utopia was in a big drop of water. And by big, I mean big enough to engulf Manehattan.

I had this dream last night. How I wish I could remember all of it!

I lived in a surreal fantasy kingdom . I think I was some kind of Cartoon Creature, but I don't remember what everyone else was.

For some reason, I really hated the princess, so I plotted to assassinate her. I can't remember if I actually killed her or not, but I was caught and sentenced to death. The executioner killed me by hacking me to tiny pieces with a sword.

But that wasn't the end. I went to the afterlife, which was even more crazy and colorful than the "real" world. One of the ghosts there went all Yandere on me, saying she had been waiting for me, and offering to let me live at her house. I agreed, figuring that she wouldn't be so crazy if I was nice to her. I was right! She turned out to be actually pretty sweet. I remember her giving me a tour of the afterlife, and we went shopping for something, but that's all I remember.

Why is it that every dream I have involves me dying horribly?!

I had this dream today, and it consisted of two parts.

The first one had the Scooby-Doo gang (strangely enough, without Daphne and Velma) escaping from zombies. Fred climbs up on the Mystery Machine with a shotgun, but is thrown off and (presumably) eaten. Or was it Shaggy who died? I dunno.

The second one was much longer, and involved me and some guys (and, later, different people) escaping from zombies.

I was in my room with my brother. The room was oddly dim (the same color as what you see if you close your eyes and turn toward light—this was because I had fallen asleep with the light on). I found a bunch of unwrapped Pop Tarts lying on the floor and questioned my brother about it, but he wouldn't answer me. Then I...ate the Pop Tarts. Ew. Then somehow an emergency broadcast came on on the Wii U, and my immediate "NOPE" reaction and adrenaline jolted me awake.

I really have to stop lying in bed under the blanket before I actually want to go to bed, it never ends well.

I had a dream that I was in some Homestuck-themed club (activity club, not nightclub although that would have also been interesting) and we were doing a gift exchange thing. We had to pick two characters to exchange gifts as and it was kind of on a first come, first serve basis so that we wouldn't have like... ten Daves and Karkats and no other characters. I chose Rose and Vriska. Vriska because she's my favorite and Rose because then I had an excuse to give people hand-knitted things. Anyway the dream just got to the actual gift-swapping portion and then I woke up before I could open my presents, but the ones addressed to Rose were oddly lumpy and the one to Vriska was just the right size to be some kind of tabletop gamebook.

Kablammin's dreams are the doggamn funniest holy smokes

edited 11th Apr '16 9:40:40 AM by Snicklin

Similar to the two circus dreams I posted, here's another one where I probably get killed by a giant animal.

I was a detective, and I had to figure out why the local high school's basketball team was disappearing, one by one.

It turns out that the coach was a bear disguised as a human. (His "disguise" consisted of a baseball cap, sunglasses, a very tight-fitting T-shirt, and sweatpants. Everything else was exposed, and yet I was somehow the only one who noticed that he was a bear.) The bear would call a player into his office, where he would eat them.

...Yeah. :P

Edited by DrNoPuma on May 8th 2023 at 7:11:29 AM

I had multiple dreams last night, the safe-for-tvtropes ones all centred around Undertale. There was one where I was watching a genocide run playthrough and a friend asked me what I was watching so I showed her a true pacifist run, there was a FNAF crossover where Bonnie was Toriel, there was one where I was doing a genocide run even though I would never do one when actually playing

I was hanging out with a group of friends, and I made some sort of joke about Mormonism (which is out of character for me, I try not to joke about people's religious or political beliefs, especially not when they're around. I've been the recipient end of that sort of thing too often and I feel like it's just plain rude). It wasn't even a mean joke, but my Mormon friend started crying.

While I was trying to comfort her, Sailors Uranus and Neptune appeared (still animated while the rest of the dream was live-action...) and started trying to convince me I was a lesbian, based solely on the facts that "you just hugged a girl" and "you sort of look like Haruka, and she's a lesbian". When I countered that I was pretty sure I would know that sort of thing better than they would, they got upset and started yelling at me.