Welcome to the Hunger Games Simulation reboot!
Please read the updated rules post here.
Due to the resim glitch, event submission is currently paused.
Also, the host reservation list is here.
Old rules snipped; please read the updated rules post.
And that should be that. Here's a save of the simulation, just so you know what to expect. Now's start the nominations for the first season of the reboot!
Team Powerful
Reserve: Team Public Service
Edited by wingedcatgirl on Sep 27th 2023 at 8:51:59 AM
I may not be a part of this Battle Royale, but congrats to everyone who is. Here are some events:
- (Player1) talks to (Player2) about (his/her1) job. (Player2) laughs before telling (him/her1) "If I had your job, I'd kill myself."
- During a game of baseball, (Player1) begins crying. (Player2) scolds (him/her1), saying "There's no crying in baseball!"
- While (Player1) talks to (Player2), they get interrupted by the mooing cows. (Player1) yells at them "Will you SHUT UP?!"
- When (Player1) asks (Player2) to have (his/her1) steak well-done instead of medium rare, (Player2) politely, yet firmly asks (him/her1) to leave. (Also Feast?)
- (Player1) and (Player2) each grab one of (Player3)'s legs and pull on them until (he/she3) rips in half like a wishbone. (FATAL AS P1 AND P2 KILL P3
- (Player1) puts on the Nintendo Power Glove and says "I love the Power Glove. It's so bad."
- Win: (Player1) leaves the house with little to no injury.
- Loss 1: (Player1) sits on a chair hooked up to a car battery and gets electrocuted.
- Loss 2: (Player1) and (Player2) trigger a string trap that makes a dumbbell fly off the roof onto their heads.
- Loss 3: (Player1) thinks (he/she1) has found (Player2) only for it to be a dummy. A lawn mower drives towards (Player1) and shreds (him/her1) to pieces.
- Loss 4: (Player1) enters what (he/she1) thinks is the elevator, only to fall all the way down the empty shaft.
- Loss 5: (Player1) lights a match to set off the fireworks that are inside the igloo where (Player2) is hiding, blowing (him/her2) up.
Edited by MatthewLMayfield on Dec 16th 2021 at 11:22:53 AM
Edited by This on Dec 16th 2021 at 9:55:05 AM
I can do it. For the sake of my master and seonbae…Um, this is the Battle Royale, and none of these tributes are your contenders for it. Your only contender for this BR is Antiquarian.
Wait, all the K-POP idols are Mass Murderers?! This isn't what I.N wanted...note
Anyway, here are Apocalypseburg Benny◊, Remmy◊ and Featherweight◊ (colt). Event dump to come later.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"Bob's Recontainment Gang◊ ( black (mixed-age group), M)
Timekeeper Cookie◊ (safe, F)
Edited by SomeLibre on Dec 18th 2021 at 3:57:19 AM
Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sureHere's the Fire Emblem Gaiden Cast◊ again (Black Flag).
Big ol' Nintendo and mistery genre nerd. / Just call me Map for short. / Avatar made by me.Again, here's Ultimate League of Magical Girls◊ (Black flag) and Burj Khalifa◊.
Edited by Oggy123 on Dec 17th 2021 at 7:21:16 PM
I've got Daria Morgendorffer◊ (female, light green) and Kyubey◊ (male, safe)
Sheesh, so the sandwich was just the start of Oliver's grudge against Krel - dude straight up stole his upgraded serrator note and killed him with it, but Krel got bronze just in time for this next season! Whoa!
My available tributes for this Battle Royale
- AGOTI◊ (Death icon◊) (Male, 19 y/o) (from V.S. AGOTI [now a redirect to Friday Night Funkin': ENTITY])
- Krel Tarron◊ (Nickname: DJ Kleb) (close enough to a Death pic◊) (Male, 15-16 y/o as of 3Below)
Events:
These first three spoof off of this image◊.
- (Player1) says "I'm still crying don't touch me." (Player2) touches (him/her1) anyway, and (Player1) implodes. (Fatal, P2 kills P1)
- (Player1) touches a crying (Player2) despite (his/her2) warnings not to, and (Player2) immediately dies. (Player3) says, "OH NO, OUR (Player2), IT'S BROKEN!" (Fatal, P1 kills P2)
- (Player1) touches a crying (Player2) despite (his/her2) warnings not to, and (Player2) falls unconscious. (Player3) says, "OH NO, OUR (Player2), IT'S BROKEN!"
And more 3Below inspired events
- (Player1) reads (his/her1) and (Player2)'s bounty that (Player3) aims to earn. (Player1) asks why (Player2)'s bounty is higher than (his/her1) own.
- (Player1) tells (Player2) to guess what number from 1 to 1000 (he/she1) is thinking of. (Player2) correctly guesses (he/she2) is thinking of puppies.
- (Player1) satiates his thirst for battle by playing chess instead.
- Seeing the carnage of the Bloodbath makes (Player1) exclaim "GLORIOUS!" (Bloodbath)
- (Player1) threatens to floss (his/her1) teeth with (Player2)'s intestines.
- (Player1) flosses (his/her1) teeth with (Player2)'s intestines. (Fatal variant, P1 kills P2)
- (Player1) replies to the inquiry of (him/her1) crushing on (Player2) with "Of course (Player1) has a crush! Do not doubt (Player1)'s CRUSHING POWER!"
Edited by BlackFaithStar on Dec 17th 2021 at 9:41:33 PM
Creepypasta cleanup got two major pages for JTK and SlenderIf Map will run, who will host?
- (Player1) avoids being beaten into the ground by (Player2) by simply telling (him/her1): "You should go." (D11176, N11305; should be "(him/her2)")
- Why did (Player1) cross the road? To get to the other side! (FD762, FN759; should be split into these for clarity:)
- Why did (Player1) cross the road? To get to the other side... safely!
- Why did (Player1) cross the road? To get to the other side... of life! (event originally intended to be fatal)
- (Player1) throws (Player2) to the ground, rolls (him/her2) into a huge snowball and makes a snowman. (FD1755, FN1756; should be made clear it's fatal)
- The Arena goes pitch-black. (Player1) theorises that its batteries are dead. (Player2) responds "This place doesn't run on batteries, dingle brain!" (CD9048, CN9119; was set to 1 trib when it should be 2)
- (Player1)'s brain literally breaks after eating udon, tortellini pasta, and whipped cream in one bite. (also Feast)
- (Player1) absorbs the souls of the fallen tributes, becomes god, and kills (Player2), (Player3), (Player4), (Player5), and (Player6).◊
- (Player1) makes a list of things to do before (he/she1) dies and puts it in a bucket.
- (Player1) crosses the last thing (he/she1) did off (his/her1) bucket list.
- (Player1) counts worms.
- (Player1) kicks a calendar.
- (Player1) rides a pale horse.
- (Player1) takes a nap in the dirt.
- (Player1) assaults (Player2) with a battery, killing (him/her2).
- (Player1) is physically here, but mentally (he/she1)'s still thinking of that ceramic battle axe.◊
Edited by TroperNo9001 on Dec 18th 2021 at 1:49:44 AM
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"A bunch of Encanto events (which should hopefully be spoiler-free):
- (Player1) passes through a magic door and receives Super-Strength.
- (Player1) passes through a magic door and receives Green Thumb powers.
- (Player1) passes through a magic door and gains the ability to speak to animals.
- (Player1) passes through a magic door and gains the ability to turn into other people.
- (Player1) passes through a magic door...but doesn't gain a superpower or ability.
- (Player1) gets stung by a million wasps and swells up tremendously, but (Player2) heals the stings by giving (Player1) a magic cake.
- (Player1) gets a basket of goodies labeled as the "Non-Special Special" from an unknown sponsor.
- (Player1) asks (Player2) about the last fallen tribute, prompting everyone in the Arena to reinforce that "we don't talk about [last fallen tribute]".
- (Player1) feels the pressure of being in the season like a drip, drip, drip that'll never stop (whoa-oh).
- The pressure of being in the season causes (Player1) to tip, tip, tip 'til (he/she1) (literally) just goes "Pop!" (whoa-oh). (Fatal; P1)
I actually got a podium finisher for the Battle Royale this time!
Gene Belcher◊ (male, orange (age 11)
Stupid doomed timeline...- After (Player1) blows (Player2) head with a gun, (Player3) furiously shouts ''(Player1)!!!''
- (Player1) kills many innocent creatures, causing krampii to steal (his/her1) stuff and run away.
- (Player1) and (Player2) trading an item from their source materials to each other.
Edited by Justkong033 on Dec 17th 2021 at 9:57:18 PM
Here come crawling the seven E.M.M.I. again
"You're married like me, you know monstrosity can take many forms."No tributes for this Battle Royale again, but oh well, not my luck. Instead, have an event dump:
- After failing to introduce (himself/herself1) twice, (Player1) says to (Player2), "(Player1)'s having a stronk, call a Bondulance."
- (Player1) declares that (he/she1) wants to go to (Player2)'s camp by boat, but (Player3) reminds (him/her1) that it's inland, so they have to go by car.note
- (Player1) asks (Player2), "do you know how Christmas trees are grown?"
- (Player1) asks (Player2), "do you know how Christmas trees are grown?" (Player2) replies, "the same way as any other tree, I take it."
- (Player1) shall not waste (his/her1) days trying to prolong them. (He/She1) shall use (his/her1) time.note
- (Player1) says that if one looks up "lazy" in the dictionary, (Player2)'s picture won't be there because (he/she2) never got around to submitting it.note
- (Player1), (Player2), (Player3) and (Player4) briefly stop their concert show so (Player5) can propose to (his/her5) lover (Player6) onstage. (blacklisted)note
Preowned Pizza◊ and Mayami Extra Sued◊. what are these shitpost BR tributes
"Leftover items still have value!"Just Aslan◊.
Also, a correction in the event set: the event where a tribute draws blessed fanart of another one(iirc) is missing in the Day Events and appears twice in the Night ones.
Take 2, baybee!
Once again nominating The Torus.◊
Y'all know how it works already. Do me proud, my son.
Dio Brando◊