Hunger Games Simulation: Beyond the Possibilities

More specifically, it's a Spaceballs event

Song and Battle Music:

• Yui - Again
• Kingdom Hearts III - Oscurita di Xehanort

And thus,◊ Night 4◊

• And thus the Oni Riders are now Little Einsteins characters. Or fans, or what-the-buck-ever.
• Krewella dies in an auto accident.... or not.
• Ritsu wat. RIP Stupendium Goose.
• Luke decides to buy his own moisture farm.
• Chester, wtf mate
• Crydamoure are now STP fans.
• Exploud is THIRSTY
• Joe Hahn: "We should license the song to a cooking show or something. One step closer to the egg?"
• We have a mummy cat now.
• Flower knows how to use Fluttershy's Stare well.

More, you say? More it is!◊ Day 5!◊

• .... What hands?
• Sucks to be those guys.
• Flower loses her mind. And her head with it.
  • Scar: "YOUR FACE ASPLODE!"
• Unknown sponsors are surprisingly aplenty today.
• Mark finds himself inside The Lost Woods, but managed to escape.
• DJ Cookie gains infamy for the murder of MC Ride.
• And thus, the Gangnam Style phenomenon comes to an end.
  • Except not really.
• That's a lot of SOUL attacks. RIP Treble Clef.
• Complimentaries!
• Ibuki doesn't want to continue being in the Games anymore.
• Collective agreement or many titles?
• The Little Einsteins just look on while the music fanbase announces their chosen title(s) for NIGHTKilla.
• It's an Art Attack! RIP Exploud.

Fallen◊ Tributes:◊ Stupendium Goose, Flower, MC Ride, Treble Clef, Ibuki and Exploud.

Edited by dave_the_assassin on Apr 6th 2020 at 5:29:04 PM

...welp. Time to get next season's tributes ready.

Edited by Routeferret on Apr 6th 2020 at 11:30:30 AM

Did Xtrullor give the fans that cake for their murder of Immorticia?

And Ritsu's just being Yandere for K/DA, that's all. They better tell her that she's too young for them...

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Apr 6th 2020 at 6:34:10 PM

that cake must have said "congratulations, it took you guys like your whole species to kill one zombie"

i unfortunately don't know how much health immorticia has, not like that would have mattered anyway, with approximately 7 billion humans stomping on said immorticia

Edited by VXXXN on Apr 6th 2020 at 6:38:36 PM

Well, guess it's up to the utaites now. That must be a pretty big Twister mat though.

😐

...oh. Damnit Ibuki. *sigh*

Her murder was staged to look like a suicide in canon, though, so... did she actually hang herself here?

Edited by Psychedelicate on Apr 6th 2020 at 9:04:09 PM

Jeez, I think Crydamoure is the most murderous tribute I’ve ever had.

Hope this double update makes up for the long wait, guys!

Songs and Battle Themes:

• Utada Hikaru - Simple and Clean (PlanitB Remix)
• Kingdom Hearts 0.2 Birth By Sleep: A Fragmentary Passage - Wave of Darkness I
• Linkin Park - Crawling
• Kingdom Hearts 0.2 Birth By Sleep: A Fragmentary Passage - Wave of Darkness II

At last,◊ Night 5◊

• Eternal youth. (sigh) I wish I could have it.
• A message is intercepted.
• Back-to-back food events! This is not the Feast, guys.
• C'mon, Scott, you know Chester's better than that!
• Crydamoure is on a bit of a spree. Fortunately, Snow and Coin are the victims. Again.
  • Runner: "An ant would do better as President than I will. In layman's terms, I decline the offer."
• Oooh, golden chicken!
• #Captain ObviousIsObvious
• Mark calls Ritsu out on her previous Yandere kill.

Here be◊ Day 6◊

• The STP guys goes to pop some bubbles.
• BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
• We didn't mean that literally!
• Petrificus Totalus!
• Struck down!
• Ritsu is really ANGERY at this point.
• That's.... not a conventional biker gang.
• [Fridge Logic ensues] Also, wtf
• DJ Cookie seems to have some trouble with rewriting a song.

Fallen◊ Tributes:◊ And there be none!

And now.... We're close to the endgame.

Entering◊ Night 6◊

• wth
• Gangnam Style strikes down Snow, Coin and the latter's men. Yet again.
• Feel the tune, mate!
• Luke doesn't anyone to find out he's a fan of The Battle Cats.
• You cannot.
• .... shit. We have an Omnicidal Maniac humpback whale on the loose! HELP!
• I'd rather not know which is worse.
• Heh, weaklings.
• oh boy
• WHAT
• OOF, sucks to be those Riders
• Fine then! You want "Crawling"? Here goes!

And then there is◊ Day 7◊

• Crydamoure x Mannequin Cargo Ship OTP
• Great, another Lazy Bum.
• Fear took BH's life.
• Wow, JINUSEAN quickly turn into Badass Normals after last night.
• Two tributes are separately involved with two other tributes' chins.
• The Oni Riders quickly exact revenge after last night, and that must have been a really big iron maiden. RIP us music fans, Karmic Death is karmic.
• Krewella hates electric stuff.
• We Are Experiencing Technical Difficulties
• .... Oh fuck, the Little Einsteins betray their friend, NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Then again, that whale was becoming an Omnicidal Maniac, so I guess they have no choice.

Fallen◊ Tributes:◊ BassHunter, the entire music fanbase, and the humpback whale.

Coming up next on Panem TV: A NEW BLOODSHED.

Jeez Crydamoure, looks like Guy-Manuel is really doing his part to avenge Thomas.

Also, I wonder if the mannequin it was making out with was from Instant Crush

I'm confused as to how one kills the entire music fanbase.

So Krewella, whose genre of music depends on electricity, doesn't rely on electricity?

Holy shit, the Oni Riders gave in to their inner evil and slaughtered humanity.

THIS IS ALL KABUKI'S FAULT

RIP majority of humanity, the only ones left are those who aren't into a particular band/singer/musician.

Guess this means all of not most of the tropers that will be participating in the troper games have just died a few seasons early. RIP me.

Oh well, every tribute is kinda like Kennys (for the ones that reappear in the games that is), so just business as usual here.

Song and Battle Music:

• Dead by Sunrise - Fire
• Kingdom Hearts III - Cercatori del Buio (Replica Xehanorts Battle Theme)

Here's◊ Night 7◊

• Don't cats primarily eat fish?
• Tooth chipping is a pain.
• .... What's a Faygo?
• Plz stop this
• Awww!
• That's a really big dancing neighborhood.
• And thus, beware of acid pumps.
• Watch where you throw your lightsaber, Luke!
• That's the trouble with the world today. No one takes the time to do a really sinister interrogation anymore. It's a lost art.
• Lispy tributes are in tonight.
• Who are you talking to? Me?

Closer to the end◊ with Day 8◊

• Damn, they really should have checked. RIP the Oni Riders and K/DA.
• The Little Einsteins are also ANGERY. Poor Mark.
• Ritsu's attempt to replicate Rocker Cat's youth gain didn't go as well as expected.
• (POP!) (cue DJ Cookie's brain parts raining down the Arena)
• Them ghosts want a pleasant surprise.
• Not really surprised, after last night.

I was told that the Feast was due tomorrow, but no, they just had to change the schedule! So.... Oh shit!◊ Incoming blizzard!◊

• Xtrullor fails to find heaven in these freezing days.
• Then again, Luke's desert outfit and heritage didn't really help him anyway.
• Krewella = Still ANGERY. RIP Crydamoure.
• Everyone else are safe and warm in their shelters.

Fallen◊ Tributes:◊ HikiFes Utaite Gang, the Oni Riders, K/DA, Mark, Ritsu, DJ Cookie, Stone Temple Pilots, Xtrullor, Luke Skywalker and Crydamoure.

welp

How did they not realize those were six "Lukes"?

Damnit Luke.

Press F for K/DA.

Oh no, just after it and Gangnam Style were becoming friends I had hope for Cryda!

Song and Battle Music:

• Grey Daze - Sometimes
• Kingdom Hearts III - Forze dell'Oscurita

And now, we reach◊ Night 8!◊

• Pop-up dragons hate NIGHTKilla.
• Meanwhile, Chester, Ryan, Amir and co. are hated by REAL dragons.
• LMAO, CAT PETTING DOG

And here's◊ Day 9!◊

• Great, now the economy's broke.
• Help, too many cookies! RIP the Little Einsteins.
• And that's why we don't do stakeouts when we're feeling sleepy anymore.

Fallen◊ Tributes:◊ NIGHTKilla, Dead by Sunrise, the Little Einsteins and Krewella.

Coming up next: The Finale, only on Panem TV!

Edited by dave_the_assassin on Apr 7th 2020 at 9:12:07 PM

You were on the verge of greatness, Krewella, you were this close...

(sympathy pats for Ichi) At least Krewella started a school before they died...