Hunger Games Simulation: Beyond the Possibilities

Oof, and I'm out in first update again

TONIGHT TODAY, ON HUNGER GUILTY GEAR:

• A mob of tributes overkill a snake to death
• a toaster falls into a lake
• and a mole has no idea the ozone layer exists!

And it turns out, zombie’s are brain dead, who knew.

To be fair Ichi, just one Hololive tribute breaking the Curse isn't enough to prove that it is broken since it was only discovered relatively recently. I wonder how many more haven't been nominated yet so we can test that theory...

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Oct 20th 2022 at 3:33:25 AM

And Joe and Jony didn't even need their muscles to kill in the Bloodbath!😃

Batgirl has already broken the no-kill rule. Good for her!

I forgot who I nominated for a moment. Also oof I'm out

Oh naur, FRANK!!! You go and kill Ichi's tribute for no reason and then get targeted by a hate mob for it! I didn't want you to die on the very first update!

at least I've still got Grima

Lake do not Toasty will fry your insides

Battle Music: Paper Mario 64 -- Tutankoopa

• Night 1 (alt link)
  • The Sinistar is now HUNGERING for fox meat! Luckily, Diane has a chance to escape since it still has that turkey on its nose!
  • The gear gets accused and guilted over its alleged illegal drug use.
  • B.A.D 4 stays home because it's raining beef jerky.
  • Seems like pirating that pirate movie made Nilou empty inside.
  • Since they're no longer making videos like that, the other "Monty Mole" and the "Goomba" make a Rewind themselves under the beef jerky sky.
  • Valjean bares his teeth at the Rover and goes for its nonexistent neck. Scipion tries RC-ing it out of the way, but Val bites into it and doesn't let go.
  • Bat heals the "Little Mouser", but is it enough to heal it of its SINS?
  • Grima thought that Spooky was some random jerk, but after hearing about her kill of Blixer, he's pretty impressed.
  • Backhoe then turns against Bubba by disguising himself as an old wizard and giving him a poisoned apple!
  • That team kill the Bad Guys did earlier was just like one of their old heists!
  • CLEVELAND stacks two marshmallows and carves Joe and Jony's faces on them before showing them to them.
  • Rashou Mon goes undersea hunting with his harpoon gun thanks to his new powers. If only Paper Mario had that so that he wouldn't rely on Sushie.
  • Ignia ignites Segmeger's fearlessness inside it! To those who recently injured it, watch out!
  • 1-Grit and Toasty experiment on the RNG to try freeing Spielmauster and Patrick from their fates this season, but You Can't Fight Fate, folks!
  • And they'd also burn that curdled dairy with their flamethrower!
  • The Curator teaches Junko how to hack to help her compensate for her malfunctioning plant powers.
  • Misaki tests her new form with a Rube Goldberg Machine.
• Day 2 (alt link)
  • With its newfound fearlessness, Segmeger summons a humanoid war machine and orders it to DESTROY Toasty for killing some birds! Never took that Kaiju as an Animal Lover, I'd say.
  • Klavier raids Excadrill's fridge for those healing Berries.
  • Spooky's ghostly arms turn into chainsaws, which are twice as effective as her machete.
  • Unfortunately, Junko's new hacking skills are of no use here, thanks to the astounding team effort by Clicker, Xion, Joe, and Jony to kill her! They also kill Backhoe for betraying Bubba and Magic Geese for falsely accusing that gear for illegal drug use with those diving kicks!
  • Question No. 4! What event this season do the Bad Guys approve of? A. the team kill just earlier, B. the visit to New Year's Eveland just after that, or C. this very event? (beat) The correct answer is C!
  • Sorry Batgirl, but Adachi is still reeling from that gunshot from Mundus. How ironic that he's threatening to shoot her the same, though.
  • Oh goodness, CLEVELAND! That's like sending Queen Jaydes to the Overwhere!
  • And here I thought the Sinistar would beat Ignia in that forced dance competition given the weirdness here so far...
  • ...But who would've thought that the "Goomba" was the mastermind all along?! Does this mean that he manipulated that Gamemaker^OOCMatt IRL into hiring me as guest host?!
    Don't worry about it, Quizmo, you're doing great!
  • That chest could prove useful for the Bad Guys' next heist.
  • B.A.D 4 makes Misaki's demon form even more grotesque, and she dies from the horror!
  • Hold up... Invader Gold and Rashou Mon were best friends all this time?! Talk about another sudden betrayal! Not even that "Little Mouser"'s salt supply could ward that curse off! (Quizmo and Vanna T. shudder.)
  • But it says here that you're a cyborg! Unless... you're actually fully robotic all along!
  • The Beef Jerky Layer somehow wows the judges with its cover of "Dragostea Din Tei"!
• Deaths (alt link): Rover, Bubba, Spielmauster, RNGesus, Patrick, Toasty, Junko, Backhoe, Magic Geese, Misaki, Rashou Mon, Nilou, EAT CHEESE AND SIN, and the Curator

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Apr 27th 2024 at 3:35:28 AM

Dear god is Invader's golden statue gonna be more lethal than the real thing?

1-Grit might be a worthy ally for Grima. Hmm...

Oof, lost both tributes in the same update, even I have 5 HoFers came from A certain Magical Index/Scientific Railgun series, none of any Level 5 has become HoF yet, I feels like the series isn't cursed, but the Level 5 is an another story.

Even though the save is borked, At least I'm satisfied that Misaki got involved with mind-controlling event and became PF in one of a failed save

Edited by Justkong033 on Oct 20th 2022 at 8:15:13 PM

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TOASTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

I expected better from you, Rover

Noo. Who is the mad scientist who tried to experiment on my mouse?

I already know who to nominate next.

Edited by Dghcrh on Oct 20th 2022 at 5:31:55 PM

At this point, I don't think a single one of the elder dragons I have nominated has even lasted long enough to reach the Feast. Looks like that isn't changing with this season.

Aw man I'm out

Patrick’s toast. Which means I’m toast, too...

(starts crying)

Edited by GamerLuna2022 on Oct 20th 2022 at 9:38:57 AM

Huh, no wonder why Joe and Jony are That One Boss.

And getting crushed by guys as massive as them must not be a pleasant death at all.

Edited by CosmosAndChaos on Oct 20th 2022 at 4:41:44 PM

Battle Music: Paper Mario 64 -- Tubba Blubba's Heart

• Night 2 (alt link)
  • B.A.D 4, frustrated that their Forcefield display is blocked, challenges the Beef Jerky Layer to a round of Rock Paper Scissors. The Layer rearranges some of its meat to flash the winning symbol, but B.A.D 4 whips out a giant pair of meat scissors and rips a big hole in it! Tributes, I hope you brought SPF Infinity sunblock before the Angry Sun hunts you down the next day!
  • After winning that forced dance battle, Ignia randomly drops dead, but comes back to life right in front of Mundus, because according to the former, death is a social construct.
  • You mean to say that all those times it HUNGERED never happened?!
  • The last "Monty Mole" hurt itself in its own confusion! The last "Monty Mole" died!
  • Accidental Innuendos are a Guilty Pleasure for this gear.
  • If that statue can kill, then it can obey human commands as well!
  • The "Goomba" brags about manipulating that Gamemaker and gets promptly punched between his stubby legs for it! Spooky then chases Pyro for that with her chainsaw arms— uh oh...
  • I was told that four of these five would've turned into elf archers and they'd have to fight some murderous sheep, but due to, erm... technical difficulties... the Gamemakers had to remove that room's features.^OOC that's what the original event entailed, but those parts were cut due to character limits
  • Adachi requests Segmeger to heal his gunshot wound, but the Kaiju breathes its poisonous Segmeger Flame on him!
  • And this season is brought to you by the Bad Guys' credit cards, which they most definitely didn't steal from ordinary citizens before coming here!
• Day 3 (alt link)
  • The bats are now cats, especially Catgirl! I wonder if Paper Mario would find a catsuit that fits him so he could join that race, too!
  • The Clicker tries using its new mage powers to treat Klavier, and Mundus visits them, but just after the Clicker tells him that Klavier's getting better, the latter dies from the Angry Sun's wrath!
  • Ignia notices something new about Spooky as they fight... she's gassy, but then again, aren't ghosts like that?
    Well, have you ever seen a Boo fart?
    Hmm... I don't remember, but anyway!
  • Joe and Jony call on all seven Star Spirits to fire a powerful beam on themselves to turn them back to normal.
  • After being splashed with water by Bat, Grima gets PEEVED at B.A.D 4 doing something bad to that washing machine. Remember folks, this is one dragon that you do not want to mess with!
  • Question No. 5! How many times has Snow died after the Pyro melted him and Coin and took over the presidential office, not counting his times he was a tribute or was part of an MGT? A. 136, B. 128, or C. 150? (beat) The correct answer is B, because if you answered A, then that was including those times he was a tribute!
  • Xion sells that gear to a shady company in exchange for a PlayStation... so she can play Guilty Gear.
    You were just waiting for this moment to make that punchline, weren't you?
    I just had to! But anyway...!
  • No wonder Valjean became a murderous criminal! His cell powerhouses are mutated, and they turn him into a monster!
  • Invader Gold is now Invader Red, but will this make him more powerful than the real Invader himself?
  • Diane the Foxy Elf gives her comrades a thumbs-up for that sponsor message... then punches them in their faces. What was that for?!
  • Segmeger just collapses on the ground after killing Adachi... but surprise! He had an alternative to a 1-UP Shroom all this time!
• Deaths (alt link): The Beef Jerky Ozone Layer, Excadrill, Adachi, and Klavier

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Oct 21st 2022 at 4:06:50 PM

Damn, Segmeger's here to make himself memorable!

Apparently, Joe, Jony, Xion and Clicker are just a confirmed team this season. That's twice they've all appeared together now.

also

Edited by JankyKong on Oct 20th 2022 at 5:35:09 AM

Joe and Jony, being elves is not a status effect.

Edited by CosmosAndChaos on Oct 20th 2022 at 9:44:21 AM

Grima's in a bad mood lol