Well, I can't exactly use it.
-throws 3 Primal Aspids at TNP-
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.(cue angry screaming as I beat them with a baseball bat)
I throw a bazooka at TNP.
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?(Bazooka shoots me in the head randomly)
-Throws hot chocolate at TNP-
I can't think of a good signature.That would probably hurt.
-throws Ralsei at TNP-
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.(hugs him, never letting go)
(throws an @ sign at TNP)
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"What am I supposed to do this? (Throws it away)
Throws Starlight Glimmer at TNP
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."(Hugs her dearly, and then befriend her and her friends)
(Uses a catapult to throw Darth Vader at TNP)
Edited by dave_the_assassin on Apr 21st 2019 at 8:33:32 PM
Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."-Runs like hell
-Trows a pair of dirty socks at TNP
The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful againEw!
-throws Anime Trash at TNP-
I can't think of a good signature.(Yeets it away)
(Throws a scream at TNP)
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”To whiten my hair, a scream of fright... Oh, perfect, thank you!
I throw a bottle of the resulting "elderly disguise" potion at the next poster.
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.Well this this is a bit unpleasant...where's the youth version...
-Throws a dirty, smelly outhouse at TNP-
The League of HeroesAAAUUUUGHHHH
*vomits on TNP*
Stupid doomed timeline...Ewww!! (sigh) Time for a bath, I guess....
(throws a pair of Infinity Gauntlets at TNP)
Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."I didn't know we were in the universe where there were two of these. Um... should I call the Avengers?
-throws a pack of Trident spearmint gum at the next poster-
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘Ooh, thanks! *chews a piece*
*folds a little origami kitten out of the wrapper and hands it to TNP*
Stupid doomed timeline...No thanks.
-throws my enormous book of AUs to TNP-
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni MorrisonI notice the Shadow of Impending Doom and dodge Just in Time to avoid getting buried.
I throw Pinkie Pie, Bound and Gagged inside a Bag of Kidnapping, at the next poster.
Edited by Miss_Desperado on Apr 27th 2019 at 12:09:43 PM
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.I free her and ask her who or what did this to her.
-Throws a Super Smash Bros. invitation at TNP (they're those envelopes with a red Smash Bros. seal on them that the fighters receive)-
Edited by TheGamechanger on Apr 27th 2019 at 3:40:14 PM
The League of HeroesWait what? Really? SWEET! I have the move set and victory animations and everything planned ou!
I throw a cabbage at TNP
The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful again*it hits* Oi! You wanna go?
*throws Donkey Kongnote at TNP*
Edited by StarAndroidJaguar on Apr 27th 2019 at 8:56:00 PM
...Probably a good thing I happen to be a Nightmare Fetishist then, huh?
*gently hands TNP a tiny puppy*
Stupid doomed timeline...(Takes out a pair of gloves before touching the puppy) No, sorry. I like dogs, but I'm not allowed to keep them for religious reasons. (Gives the puppy to the nearest animal shelter)
(uses a catapult to throw Thanos at TNP)
Edited by dave_the_assassin on Apr 27th 2019 at 7:33:06 PM
Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."
(takes it and wears it) Hopefully, this won't corrupt me like what the Element of Magic did with Sunset Shimmer....
(throws an Infinity Stone at TNP)
Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."