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Yes, we have a very rich theatre TRA-DI-TIOOOOOON here.
Waiter! Someone threw away their shot in my soup.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Well, I did say that this soup was served turning the American Revolution...
Waiter! There is a soup in my soup in my soup!
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SOUPCEPTION!
Waiter, there's a Blue Shell in my soup!
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Oh Captain!~
Here, let me-OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWW [spins out of restaurant]
Waiter! The Sahara's in my soup!
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
It wasn't a rock
I see, I shall seek a replacement at once!
(MEMO: Did the new guy mishear when I told him that the customer asked for a "Dessert Soup"?)
Waiter! Did something in the soup just... meow?
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Waiter, my grandma's ashes are in my soup!
Edited by TroperNo9001 on Jan 13th 2020 at 12:20:11 AM
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Are you sure? Take a bite and see.
Waiter, a Clickhole article's in my soup.
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You wanted The Onion soup, sir. (Rimshot)
Waiter! There's a waiting room full of black plague patients
in my soup!
Edited by WilliamRadarStorm on Jan 12th 2020 at 11:59:28 AM
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
It wasn't a rock
Ever wonder why these plague doctors were using their beaks as a means of seasoning the soup?
Waiter! I've been yelling at this cat to eat its soup, but it keeps giving me this confused look.
Edited by GrafVonTirol on Jan 12th 2020 at 11:19:26 AM
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The Ocean's Gray Waves/Crux of Fates
Sorry, sir, but your cat is allergic to soup.
Waiter! A thief stole my soup and... uh... the restaurant as well.
I make my own fate! (When I'm not fighting for Hoshido or Nohr.)
Mrrph mrrfle mrrf! (I try to speak, but I'm Bound and Gagged from being stolen)
Waiter! There's a Fur Bikini in my soup!
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
Light and Hope
Yes sir, a new one is on the way.
(thinking) That's it, Fred! I'm calling the manager on this. How many times must we drill you not to bring those furry clothes here?!
Waiter! There's a Keyblade in my soup!
Edited by dave_the_assassin on Jan 12th 2020 at 5:49:05 PM
Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."
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Aye! 'Tis a hearty soup, that! (collective booing)
Alternatively
Funny, Nobodies complained about that before... (Collective Groan)
Waiter! You brought me soup, I ordered salad!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
AKMU
This is the soup restaurant! The salad restaurant's over there! Go there if you want salad!
Waiter! My soup looks like complete crap.
Well, you did order bantha poo-doo...
Waiter! There's a Black Bra and Panties in my soup!
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
It wasn't a rock
Right away, miss!
(I swear to god, if Fred doesn't get fired after tonight, with all this lingerie...)
Waiter! I can't find any clothes! There's only soup!
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It's soup clothes. Wear it.
Waiter, a bald man shat in my soup.
my current job
Really, sir? Well let me take a—
(long beat)
(cut to Vomit Indiscretion Shot)
Waiter! This soup was spinsored by Raid: Shadow Legends.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Shall I call the police, m'lady?
Waiter, there is a plant pot with soil in my soup!
Waiter! My soup is Going Commando!
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
Just some guy
Wait? THE SOUPS GOIN' Guns Akimbo?! QUICK!! CALL THE US ARMY!!
Waiter, there is an undefined equation in my soup. I need a mathematician for this.
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Ah, yes, I see you've ordered from the Algae Bar. (dragged off)
Waiter! Obsidian's in my soup!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Scorpio LAT “Leiurus-V”
Don't have kittens over it, perhaps?
Waiter! There is a 4chan in my soup!
"I swear, Colonel, I did not shoot at you because you called my sister slow. I would not miss if I did."
Ew. Get that soup outta here.
Waiter, there's a showtune in my soup... A really funky one to be specific.
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