1000 things we've learned from video games

577: Arrows to the knee are apparently more career-ending than arrows to the head.

578: The worst part about fixing lights and wires isn't the electrical hazard but rather the horrendously occlusive layout of the breaker room.

579: When in the Watchtower Ruins in Pokémon Sword and Shield stay alert, as there are extremely high leveled Ghost-typed Pokemon roaming around the area at all times.

Edited by pikafan on Oct 16th 2020 at 6:32:47 AM

580: Noodles are the best, no doubt; can't deny, taste better than water, but don't ask me why!

581: The only way to win is not to play.

582: If you see brightly colored blocks, stack 'em.

583:if you see a corpse, double tap to make sure.

584: The Pokemon that have a Breath Weapon in their arsenal are the ones that you want in your party for the endgame.

Edited by pikafan on Oct 18th 2020 at 2:41:53 AM

585: Even if there are multiple love interests, sometimes self-care and loving yourself is best.

586: Don't take the night shift as a security guard in a Chuck E. Cheese-style pizzeria. You'll regret it.

586. If you make a mistake, the best thing to do is to restart time and fix it.

587: If you see a slender, good looking guy who offers you to change your fate...don't.

Edited by Risdio51 on Oct 18th 2020 at 6:26:15 AM

589: However in Animal Crossing, Save Scumming is a bad idea.

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Edited by pikafan on Oct 18th 2020 at 3:26:48 AM

590. Never try to eat floating cat heads

591. Never, ever, enter your birthdate as a coordinate number when activating a magical portal

592. Bringing Origami people to life is NOT a good idea

Edited by Viracochaxevious on Oct 18th 2020 at 6:59:42 AM

593. Never keep human sized vents in my evil fortress.

594: Don't keep human-sized vents in general.

595: Running over people is fun.

596: In Pokemon Hyper Beam, Flamethrower & Earthquake are your friends late in the game.

597: speaking of vents, don't make impostor-sized vents either.

598: Banishing the protagonist is never a good idea, especially when your country is infested with insane cultists.

599. Dropping your sword while being launched into a heavily-guarded fort will result in a painful experience.

600. Young, novice magicians aren't exactly able to turn rabbits into hulking beasts without getting themselves swallowed whole.

601. The Great Clock is never to be used for time travel, even if you wanted to fix a ginormous mistake you made many years ago. Otherwise, the universe will collapse.

602. if you DO have vents somewhere, regardless of size, keep them in tiptop shape if you don't want ghosts to nonfatally attack you

603: Don't murder kids in a fragile suit. You'll get what you deserve sooner or later.

604: Fact 588 got eaten by [[Video Game/Kirby Scarfies.]] No one is safe.

Run.

605: You can commit acts of terrorism and still be the good guy, as long as you're backed by the United States

You can't really find a higher Truth in Television than that these days.

606: Never tell the protagonist that he's out of line if he isn't out of bullets, Commander Cumstain.