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Unused quotes should be put on a Quotes Wiki page (just replace the namespace in the URL of the wiki page you are making a quotes page for with Quotes/) or, if they don't have an article, on Quotes Looking for an Article.

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Edited by Tabs on Jul 15th 2023 at 2:40:54 AM

antenna_ears from California Since: Apr, 2020 Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
#12026: Jan 17th 2024 at 4:19:31 PM

[up] I think either a regular line or a caption as I see that space is unused, unless it looks too long for that.

Current page quote for Why Are You Not My Son?:

Norman Osborn: Peter! Good to see you! Here to help Harry, eh?
Peter Parker: We help each other, Mr. O.
Norman Osborn: Now, now, Peter, modesty doesn't become men like us. Smart, driven, responsible. Self-made.
Peter Parker: I'm... more of a work in progress.
Norman Osborn: [with a significant glance at Harry] At least you're making progress.

The current mostly only implies the trope and relies on scene descriptions to try and make it more explicit, while I think the Ultimate Spider-Man quote is more blatant and drives the point home better naturally.

Goblin/Norman: Ah, Welcome home, son.
Peter: What do you want? Let me go. Did you just say "son"?
Goblin: The son I've always wanted. Harry and I share a few recessive genes, but nothing more. You're smarter, more driven. And as a wimpy, defenseless kid, you appreciate power. You can be a greater creation than the late, great Spider-Man.

Edited by antenna_ears on Jan 17th 2024 at 4:22:50 AM

MisterApes-a-lot Since: Mar, 2018
#12027: Jan 17th 2024 at 4:29:27 PM

[up] Agreed, the second quote is more demonstrative.

I've re-formatted the Raul Julia "quote" to just be the first line of the description.

Ferot_Dreadnaught Since: Mar, 2015
#12028: Jan 19th 2024 at 8:29:30 PM

The old page quote from Real Robot Genre:

"CAUTION: Large feet required to evenly disperse weight in a fantasy cartoon environment."

It was deleted citing "removed link to blatan self-promotion". The page history doesn't go far back enough to show who added the quote to say who added it so can't say if the case.

The current page quote:

"Behold! Today is the day that weapons learn to walk upright!"
Skullface, Metal Gear Solid V

I feel the old one did a better job so am asking if we can verify the self-promotion allegation. Don't think the current quote conveys the "Real" part. Thoughts?

TheWhistleTropes janet likes her new icon. from Had to leave Los Angeles. It felt sad. Since: Aug, 2015 Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
janet likes her new icon.
#12029: Jan 19th 2024 at 10:01:30 PM

I wonder if this Colbert Report quote would work on the main page of The Red Stapler:

Stephen Colbert: Is there actually blue crystal meth? Did you make that up or is there actually blue crystal meth out there?
Vince Gilligan: There is now.

(I can pothole to Breaking Bad somewhere if needed)

Edited by TheWhistleTropes on Jan 19th 2024 at 1:01:51 PM

she/her/they | wall | sandbox
Mrph1 he/him from Mercia (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies
he/him
#12030: Jan 20th 2024 at 3:15:30 AM

From Theatre.Einstein On The Beach:

I have laughed with her during Figaro, and I've cried with her during Tosca. I even had a dream about her during Einstein on the Beach.
Frasier, Frasiernote 

Funny, but also feels like it's complaining a little (as the opera sent Frasier to sleep).

Thoughts?

DoktorvonEurotrash Welcome, traveller, welcome to Omsk Since: Jan, 2001
Welcome, traveller, welcome to Omsk
#12031: Jan 20th 2024 at 4:54:52 AM

[up][up]That's a great quote.

[up]Agreed, though my bigger issue is that it doesn't really say anything about the work.

It does not matter who I am. What matters is, who will you become? - motto of Omsk Bird
mightymewtron Angry babby from New New York Since: Oct, 2012 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Angry babby
#12032: Jan 20th 2024 at 10:44:28 PM

Cut the quote as superfluous and subtly complainy.

I do some cleanup and then I enjoy shows you probably think are cringe.
Anura from England (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
#12033: Jan 21st 2024 at 7:03:46 AM

[up][up][up][up]Potholes aren't supposed to go in page quotes at all. I think you can put something like "(regarding Breaking Bad)" after the attribution if context is needed like that.

A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they will never sit in.
Hfxjfrvnn Since: Jan, 2021
#12034: Jan 21st 2024 at 12:42:02 PM

How's this for Foil.Live Action Films?

"I have something called Osteogenesis Imperfecta. It's a genetic disorder. I don't make a particular protein very well and it makes my bones very low in density, very easy to break. I've had 54 breaks in my life... So that's how it popped into my head. If there is someone like me in the world, and I'm at one end of the spectrum, couldn't there be someone else, the opposite of me at the other end? Someone who doesn't get sick, who doesn't get hurt like the rest of us?"
Elijah Price to David Dunn, Unbreakable

DoktorvonEurotrash Welcome, traveller, welcome to Omsk Since: Jan, 2001
Welcome, traveller, welcome to Omsk
#12035: Jan 21st 2024 at 2:48:54 PM

[up]That's good!

It does not matter who I am. What matters is, who will you become? - motto of Omsk Bird
mariofan1000 Since: Dec, 2009
#12036: Jan 22nd 2024 at 11:43:47 AM

I was looking at the Surprise Witness quote and I was wondering if the My Cousin Vinny bit from the quotes page would be an improvement over the current main page one.

Edit: Just noticed that Reasonable Request Rejected uses most of the same quote...hm.

Edited by mariofan1000 on Jan 22nd 2024 at 11:46:29 AM

WetFlannels Classy, Refined, Unstable from Nearby, on a cosmological scale. Since: Oct, 2021 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Classy, Refined, Unstable
#12037: Jan 22nd 2024 at 5:33:37 PM

So Spyro the Dragon is getting a Complete Monster page so here's some quote suggestions for it?

The Sorceress: That's it, I've had enough! I'm going to create a monster to end all monsters! And I'm going to send it out to destroy all the dragons, even the little hatchlings! Yes, yes! It will smash them, and crush them, and grind them, and tear them! Ohoho, yes! Smear them, and smoosh them, and crack them, and crease them!
Bianca: Uh, um, won't that kill them?
The Sorceress: (laughs) That doesn't matter! As long as I can still collect their wings!
Bianca: What?! All this time, you only wanted them for their wings?!
The Sorceress: Of course, you ignorant girl. I need them for a spell, so I can live forever!
Bianca: Uh-uh, wait, wait a second, a s-a spell?!
The Sorceress: What did you think I was going to do with all those dragons; open a zoo?
Bianca: You said just keeping them in our world was enough. You never said you had to kill them!
The Sorceress: I don't have to kill them. It just stops them from wriggling so much.
Bianca: You're terrible! I can't believe I ever listened to you! (walks away)
The Sorceress: Stupid, insolent brat. I'll take care of her as soon as I finish off that dragon.

Malefor: "Ignitus should had warned you... You are alone here, young dragon. You have always been alone. Still, here you are... trying so desperately to save this miserable world... refusing to accept the true role of the purple dragon. I'm sure you've been told that I was the first of our kind... but I assure you, there have been many. It has been the duty of our predecessors to resurrect the Destroyer and the Golems of the deep... to bring about the great cleansing. This is the true nature of our kind. Your destiny is to destroy the world."
Spyro: "No! I don't believe that!"
Malefor: "Of course you don't. But you have fulfilled your destiny nonetheless. In my time, I was stopped... prevented from completing my quest. But you... you have carried the flame... be it through your own will or not. And soon, the world will be destroyed, you along with it."

Malefor: Citizens of Warfang... Congratulations. You shall be the first to witness the resurrection of the Destroyer... and the end of the world.
Ignitus: Malefor... By our ancestors... What is that?
Malefor: The Destroyer has commenced it's journey to form the ring of annihilation. At the end of his journey, the Belt of Fire will spread across the surface of this world in a torrent of fire and ash. There will be no escape!

Spyro: The Dark Master... he's returned hasn't he.
Hunter: I'm afraid so... just shortly after your disappearance. He struck quickly, fuelled by hate and malice, reclaiming the throne at the temple which through some dark magic he now suspends above the land, a symbol of his dominance. We've been at war ever since and every day his forces grow stronger... and ours lose hope.
Hunter explaining the return of Malefor,
The Legend of Spyro: Dawn of the Dragon
The Darkness: "You didn't think this was over did you? Skylands is doomed and the universe is mine. All shall fear and obey me, I am The Darkness!
Master Eon: Quickly Portal-Master! The Darkness is free, you must find a way to destroy it before it can threaten every world in the universe![[...]The malevolent reign of The Darkness must come to an end or we are all lost!

Edited by WetFlannels on Jan 23rd 2024 at 5:33:19 PM

Oh, Mr. Kennedy, you entertain me. To show my appreciation, I will help you awaken from your world of clichés.
Ravok RIP Toriyama Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
RIP Toriyama
#12038: Jan 22nd 2024 at 5:50:03 PM

I like any but my favorite is the Sorceress quote and Malefor's first!

Tonight I dine on monkey soup.
Bullman "Cool. Coolcoolcool." Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: Longing for my OTP
"Cool. Coolcoolcool."
EmperorGeode Not the Eye from A Galaxy far, far away Since: Oct, 2022 Relationship Status: On the prowl
Not the Eye
#12040: Jan 22nd 2024 at 10:42:56 PM

I Like Sorceress and Malefor’s first two quotes

Edited by EmperorGeode on Jan 22nd 2024 at 10:47:37 AM

TurlesTheVegan from The Darkest Pit of the Underworld Since: Dec, 2023 Relationship Status: Chocolate!
#12041: Jan 23rd 2024 at 3:49:31 PM

I'm cool with either the Sorceress quote or the first two Malefor ones.

ACW Unofficial Wiki Curator for Complete Monster from Arlington, VA (near Washington, D.C.) Since: Jul, 2009
TV4Fun TV4Fun from The Universe Since: Sep, 2009
#12043: Jan 24th 2024 at 10:30:30 AM

Yahtzee's latest review contains an absolutely perfect quote for And Your Reward Is Clothes. I think this much more concisely encapsulates the idea than the existing quote:

"Nothing more annoying than doing yourself a mischief getting through a gauntlet of whirring blade traps ... only for your reward to be a pair of blue trousers instead of white."

Edited by TV4Fun on Jan 24th 2024 at 10:31:51 AM

I know my momentum exactly.
Anura from England (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
#12044: Jan 24th 2024 at 11:42:28 AM

[up]I find myself agreeing that that's a better quote.

A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they will never sit in.
MurlocAggroB from the second-most ridiculous province of Canada Since: May, 2015
mightymewtron Angry babby from New New York Since: Oct, 2012 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Angry babby
#12046: Jan 25th 2024 at 1:16:20 PM

Racist Grandma. The slur might bother some people but I would understand it if the quote were strong since it demonstrates the racism. The problem is I think I don't think it demonstrates the "grandma" part enough without the character being denoted as "elderly woman" giving context. I feel like this has come up before.

I do some cleanup and then I enjoy shows you probably think are cringe.
ACW Unofficial Wiki Curator for Complete Monster from Arlington, VA (near Washington, D.C.) Since: Jul, 2009
#12047: Jan 26th 2024 at 4:38:06 AM

So we good with the first Sorceress quote for Spyro?

CM Dates; CM Pending; CM Drafts
Theriocephalus Amateur Veteran from gimme a map and a moment and I can tell you Since: Aug, 2014 Relationship Status: I made a point to burn all of the photographs
Amateur Veteran
#12048: Jan 27th 2024 at 6:26:31 PM

The Sorceress' quote is a little overlong, frankly. I prefer Malefor's first quote if only because it's more compact.

Unrelatedly, T. Rexpy lacks a quote and I was thinking of moving up this one from the examples:

It looked like one of the great carnivorous dinosaurs of the Cretaceous days. Its forearms were small, its tail was thickened for balance, and its hind legs were awesomely powerful machines of muscle and bone. Its incisors had developed into ferocious slashing weapons, to be deployed by thrusts of the heavy head. The mouse-raptor was a land shark, like a tyrannosaur, a body design rediscovered and made devastatingly effective.

Thoughts?

Lindo-Honorindo WOOOOOOW Since: Apr, 2020 Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
WOOOOOOW
#12049: Jan 27th 2024 at 8:51:51 PM

[up] x3 Is this a better quote? I found it in a folder

Jack: Grandma, we love you,
Grandma, we do,
Though you may be far away,
We think of you,
And one day when we're older,
We'll look back and say...
Miles: In retrospect, she was actually quite racist, wasn't she?

Also I found a better quote for Office Sports, the current doesn't say anything about an office and barely anything about sports. How's this for a replacement:

Kinsley: Last year was something of a personal revelation. We were doing an exercise called team builders, where we were given two minutes to build a tower out of ordinary office furniture.
Stonecypher: When I stood on Mike's shoulders and I put that electric pencil sharpener on top of the pile, we both knew we could never have done it alone.
The X-Files, "Detour"

Edited by Lindo-Honorindo on Jan 27th 2024 at 9:01:28 AM

My favorite sci fi enemies are the giant sexy depressed women
Arawn999 Since: Dec, 2013 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu

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What should be the page quote for Monster.Fan Works?

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