my current job
Custard and Ing used to be on the same development team at Nintendo, but split because they weren't always on the same page.
William is actually the CEO of Sony, who is secretly speculating on what goes on at Nintendo.
Dr No Puma has a doctorate in an more than a few obscure fields but nothing medical at all.
Charsaye prophesied that this thread would be resurrected in exactly one month (give or take a couple hours) for maximum October spookiness. :P
(ON INDEFINITE HIATUS)
Dr No Puma was originally from Halloween Town
The White Wolf's Simpsons-styled self-portrait is actually how they look IRL.
Forever a hoopy food
TropesForever is a very distant relative of Ringo Starr.
Dagded Dujardin
Eevee Girl Chey is actually a time traveler from the 60's sent to report information on the future to the past USA
Edited by VengefulBale on Oct 25th 2018 at 7:59:17 AM
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
The Ice Queen
Vengeful Bale is actually undead; however, they're not a malicious type.
Spottedleaf is actually related to Leonard Snart.
Professional Professionalist
Puma is indeed a big cat, genetically engineered to type automated, scientifically constructed messages into message boards.
The Senate
arimothereindeer is actually the DEER
, and accesses these forums by stealing SCP-2399’s internet connection.
Hydraloonie
Emperor_Ing is right behind as i am typing this
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Edited by Hydraloonie on Oct 27th 2018 at 5:27:48 AM
Progress has it's stepping stones.Hydraloonie is secretly Tobey Maguire.
Edited by DrNoPuma on Oct 27th 2018 at 6:03:08 AM
He may be a giant, nightmarish brute, but like all villains in this series,he sure can sing.
DrNoPuma is the Anthropomorphic Personification of Halloween.
Just a Mettaur
Agent Kirin actually works for Game Freak and is helping design Pokémon for the next generation.
Well-Intentioned Tyrant
Bluethorn knows this because he hired her.
Composer is literally Back from the Dead.
Forever a hoopy food
DrNoPuma's ancestors were, in fact, zookeepers who took care of big cats like lions, tigers, and yes, pumas.
Well-Intentioned Tyrant
Eevee Girl Chey is an Eevee gijinka from an alternate universe masquerading as a normal human from the Earth we know.
The Ice Queen
Composer is a benevolent Reality Warper.
Edited by Spottedleaf on Oct 31st 2018 at 2:12:41 PM
Dagded Dujardin
Spottedleaf is actually a goddess who rules over the Mortal Realm
Edited by VengefulBale on Oct 31st 2018 at 3:32:24 AM
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."Vengeful Bale is actually a Scary Scarecrow.
Get it? Like "hay bale?" Cause scarecrows are stuffed with hay 
Edited by DrNoPuma on Oct 31st 2018 at 5:45:05 AM
He may be a giant, nightmarish brute, but like all villains in this series,he sure can sing.
my current job
Puma will get a punch up the conk for that joke.
William actually works for Nintendo. They may or may not be Sakurai.
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside