: Well, I have the ability to create a substance that can sustain life, fight infections, improve immune systems and strengthen people. Superhuman Resources
: ...and the source of this power? Sammy
: You've been staring at them
since I walked in...
"I have to ask, IS there a combat advantage to humans having large mammaries, and if so, do I WANT to know what it is?" "Gravity defying breasts, while impressive, do not count as a super power." "Courtney could have gone with any number of costumes for Comic-Con: tits-out Catwoman, tits-out Wonder Woman, tits-out Orko from He-Man. But she decided on covering her rubber titty balls in shimmery blue craft paint going as Carol Danvers, aka Captain Marvel. I dont know anything about Captain Marvel, but if I had to guess, Id say her superpower is either working a stripper pole faster than the speed of light or telepathically sensing when g-strings are going on sale at Discount Dancer Depot."
, "Courtney Stodden As Captain Marvel"
"Possibly the hottest babe of the 8-bit era, with her Veronica Lake hair and huge bazooms." "Lara Croft's breasts aren't mega enormous any more. No big boobs, no misogyny. They are the canaries of the industry's coal mine." "It all starts when Superman is contacted by Lois Lane, who for this story arc has apparently taken a part time job as a stripper and started smuggling cantaloupes in a Lara Croft shirt." "Apparently they also turned all their strong female characters into big fat nympho cockslobberers who wave their tits around like maracas, because there isn't quite enough popular culture being aimed exclusively at teenage boys
"And even after asking and being told, I cannot believe there are official bra-sizes for these comic book characters. What a world we live in, hey folks?"
— The author of Origin Story
, surprised to find out that, according to DC Comics
and Marvel Comics
, both Power Girl (DC's bustiest character) and She-Hulk (Marvel's bustiest character), both have official bra sizes (if you're interested, they are 40-H (Power Girl) and 42-F (She-Hulk), meaning that Power Girl's "Most Common Superpower
" is a little more "most" than She-Hulk's).