Quotes / "I Am Great!" Song

Yes, and the ocean parts when I walk through
and the clouds dissolve and the sky turns blue
I'm held in very great value
by everyone I meet but you

— Don McLean, "Everybody Loves Me, Baby"

First you see me ridin' on a sonic boom
Got my guitar shredding out my latest tune.
There is nothing you can do to beat me
I'm so good that you can't defeat me!

— Rainbow Dash, My Little Pony: Equestria Girls – Rainbow Rocks

I think I'm cute.
I know I'm sexy.
I've got the looks, that drives the girls wild.
I've got the moves, that really move 'em.
I send chills, up and down their spine.

— WWE Superstar Shawn Michaels

You think you've got what it takes to go toe to toe?
I've got more moves than you'll ever know
I own the stage, I'm all the rage
You're from the past, I'm from the Space Age

— Trixie, My Little Pony: Equestria Girls – Rainbow Rocks

I AM SO GREAT, I AM SO GREAT, EVERYBODY LOVES ME, I AM SO GREAT!

— Bart Simpson, Age Two, The Simpsons

''I've got the strategy to attract success,
A practical style, a magnetic image.
Everything the girls want,
Everything the guys want to be.
I don't doubt it, it's like that,
Million people follow me.

— Alex Gutiérrez, BIA

Beyond this door is chocolate!
So tasty, it's obscene!
So follow me, for I guarantee
That this world I've conceived,
And all I've achieved,
It must be believed
To be seen!

— Willy Wonka, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

You pretty pups all over the city
I have your hearts and you have my pity
Pretty is nice, but still, it's just pretty
Perfect, my dear
is MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

— Georgette, "Perfect Isn't Easy", Oliver & Company

No one fights like Gaston
Douses lights like Gaston
In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston
For there's no one as burly and brawny
As you see I've got biceps to spare
Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny
That's right!
And every last inch of me's covered with hair!

— Gaston in his titular song, Beauty and the Beast

Be a symbol of perfection
Be a legend! Be a cult!
Take their praise, take a collection
as the multitudes exult!
Don a supernatural habit
(We'd be crazy not to grab it)
So sign up two new gods for paradise
Pa-ra-dise!

— Miguel and Tulio, "It's Tough To Be A God", The Road to El Dorado

I burn!
Can't hold me now,
You got nothing that can stop me.
I burn!
Swing all you want.
Like a fever I will take you down.

— Yang Xiao Long, "I Burn", RWBY

Listen, girlfriend, can't you see?
I'm all of the things that you'll never be
I'm cool like the rain and I'm hot like the sun
I'm a neon rainbow and you're no fun

— Neon Katt in direct opposition to Yang Xiao Long, "Neon", RWBY

Oh, also I lassoed the sun (You're welcome!)
To stretch the days and bring you fun!
Also I harnessed the breeze (You're welcome!)
To fill your sails and shake your trees!
So what can I say except you're welcome
For the islands I pulled from the sea.
There's no need to pray, it's okay, you're welcome!
Ha, I guess it's just my way of being me!

— Maui, "You're Welcome", Moana

"Are you just trying to get me to talk about myself?! Because if you are... I will gladly do so. In song form!"

— Tamatoa, Moana

I'm a good person all over the place
I cum my good right into your face
Everybody says I'm one good ass chick
And if you don't think so you can lick my balls.
Which, again, are filled with good.

— Rebecca Bunch, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, "I'm a Good Person (Explicit)"

Myths say my tears heal wounds
I'll save you from a fall
That I can't be caught
Ugh, and no, I'm not a narwhal!
So it's finally time for my closeup
Um, did you know I can freeze time?
A unicorn is better than a unibrow
Yeah, I'm pretty sublime!

— Glitterpants, "Awesome to be Rare", Club Penguin

Yes, I'm a very important creature
Tremendously brave and strong
I find that I am frequently right
when others are often wrong
Instead of arguing blindly
They should open their eyes and see
that the one who will bring them paradise
is the very important me

— Pterano, "Very Important Creature", The Land Before Time VII: The Stone of Cold Fire

Everyone wishes they could be like me
Smart and cool, handsome, wealthy and so sexy
They need a hero, somebody who is just like me

— "Super Hero", Lupin III

I'm a heartstomper
Stompin' on hearts
If you want to get away
You're gonna need a head start

I can keep this up forever
If you're trying to feel better
Take it up with someone else
You can call it too cutthroat
I'll stomp a heart like a roach
I'm just lookin' out for myself

— Sasha Waybright, "Heartstomper", Amphibia

"I'd like to take this opportunity to sing a quick song I wrote just now about me winning."

— Striker, Helluva Boss

My name is Mok, thanks a lot
I'm the power Sodom used on Lot
I am the pillar, I am the snake
I'm the beat that makes you shake
I am the killer, I am the source
And you will worship me, of course
I'm the oracle, I'm the seer, the wit
There is no question that I am it!

— Mok Swagger, "My Name is Mok", Rock and Rule

Who's brave and ready for trouble?
(You are, you are!)
Who's so unbelievably humble!
(You are, you are!)
Who is your favorite fearless he-e-ro?
Who is your favorite fearless he-e-ro?

— Puss in Boots, "Fearless Hero", Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

Superior! I'm so much better than you.
A cut above the rest.
In so many ways I'm blessed
Oh, woe is me. What shall I do?

Superior! The creamy creme de la crop.
I'm flying on a higher plane.
Tried to drag me down your drain,
But I'll remain right here on top.
Thank you!

— Squidward Tentacles, "Superior", SpongeBob's The Best Day Ever album

I ain't going nowhere. I'm an icon
When all them other nobodies are long gone
I don’t even need to turn the mic on
Damn, I got it. I'm Iconic.

— TWICE, "Icon", Formula of Love

I'm really a rare thing,
Such a fair thing,
I can't keep still!
I'm bursting with pride
And I just couldn't keep it inside

— Peter Pan, "I Gotta Crow", Peter Pan (1954)

UHN! Nature! Yeah!

I'm straight barracuda, pug with the new bone!
Thug with a fanny pack, slug with a foot long!
Goddamn platypus, I don't give a fuck!
Stinger on my tail, and 40-foot nuts!

'Cause this is nature, I was born to survive!
I'm Hurricane Ted, I'm category 5!
Also known as the dung beetle, running this shit!
Piss in my river, get a fish up in your dick! Uhn!

Yeah! Ted Bear in this motherfucker! Goddamn!

— "Ted Bear Rap", The Cyanide & Happiness Show, "Ted Bear 2"

I'm rough and tumble, I'm the one to beat
I'm a fresh coat of blacktop burning at your feet
I've got a poisonous sting; when I rain, I pour
I'm the best of the best, I'm the soup du jour

I'm smooth as glass and sharp as a tack, I'm me!
I'm the last and best stick of gum in the pack, I'm me!

I'm a strong woman, fast-talking, big, bad, dog-walking
Highfalutin, drum-beating, foot-stomping, corn-popping
Speeding locomotive that just won't stop!
I'm a hot apple pie with a cherry on top!

I'm a crowd-pleasing, head-spinning, winning in the ninth inning
Whiplashing, record-smashing, black tie party crashing
Cyclone of fun; I'm an army of one!
I'm strawberry sprinkles on a hot cross bun!

— Vanessa Doofenshmirtz, "I'm Me", Phineas and Ferb, "Vanessassary Roughness"

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