Funny / M&M's

"That's not supposed to happen."

• Red and Yellow are approached by Darth Vader himself in this promotion for dark chocolate M&M's to join the Dark Side. Red refuses and choking ensues.
  Yellow: [unnerved] We'll start Monday.
• Red manages to inflict a Groin Attack on himself, despite not having a groin.
• The classic Christmas Faint:
  Red: [screams] He DOES exist!
  Santa: They do exist...
  [both faint]
  Yellow: Uh... Santa?
  • Doubles as a MOA: This ad was so successful, it's still played today, years after it initially aired in 1996!
  • The sequel made 20 years later is just as hilarious and a Heartwarming Moment.
• Why Red should never attempt a voodoo doll.
• Ms. Brown in her finest Deadpan Snarker moment.
• M&M's meets Looney Tunes.
• Red tries to trick the M&M's Minis into entering their tubes by having Yellow and himself enter one in "Monkey See, Monkey Do" fashion. Things do not go as planned.
• More like "All Candies Shall Fall".
• The "eat your own kind" ad from the late '90s:
  Patrick Warburton: What are you doing?
  Red: What?
  Patrick: You're eating M&Ms.
  Red: Yeah? So are you.
  Patrick: I'm not an M&M.
  [Red eats another, gets shifty-eyed]
  Patrick: You don't eat your own kind, it's unnatural.
  [after a Beat, Red, Orange, and Yellow swap M&M bags and continue eating]
  Patrick: Gimme the bags. [the three reluctantly hand them over] Ugh, that's just disturbing.
• This M&Ms commercial. Great work, Optimus! Well at least we know what happens with the trailer.
• "Hungry Eyes" would like a word with your M&Ms.
• The M&Ms ad for the 2012 Super Bowl, introducing Ms. Brown.
  Brown: It just looks like I'm naked because my shell is brown. Only a fool would think I'd actually show up naked.
  Red: [in the distance] Oh, so it's that kind of party! Hit it!
  [LMFAO's "Sexy and I Know It" plays as Red peels his shell off like a shirt and dances]
• The M&Ms ad celebrating the 75th anniversary. Red & Yellow are watching the old "The M&Ms Man" commercial from the 70's.
  Yellow: This is terrible.
  Red: To the recording studio!
• This M&Ms ad featuring a woman wearing a sexy green dress and white gloves and boots (adorned with the M&Ms logo) meeting a man in a restaurant and puzzles over who would wear gloves and boots like hers. Cue the arrival of Ms. Green and the man in question looking towards her rather than the woman in the dress. Sensing that he is not interested in her, the woman in the green dress, white gloves and white boots leaves, passing by Green as she goes:
  Ms. Green: Nice outfit.
  Woman: Shut up!
  [Ms. Green shrugs]
• The 2013 "No Talking or Phones" Warning has some highlights during its pose as an action-comedy movie trailer:
  • The opening rating card:
    The following preview has been approved for
    ALL AUDIENCES
    by the Association of People Who Don't Exist, Inc.
  • Red conks himself on the head with a swinging desk lamp.
  Red: Do you think I'm an idiot!? (Bonk!)
  • Yellow's perfect deadpan in this exchange:
    Man: This is your mission.
    Yellow: No, this is an envelope.
  • Blue is sprinting towards a helicopter as the rooftop of the building he's on goes up in flames. He jumps for Orange's hand, but at the last second, Orange takes his hand back and covers his eyes instead as Blue falls.
• The 2015 version of the above, which, among a couple other changes, has a voiceover lampooning its own Real Trailer, Fake Movie nature and removes the "No Talking or Phones" Warning at the end in favor of an additional gag: the missile actually fires.
• "Get in the Bowl", where the candies resort to Produce Pelting while stuck in a cupboard.
• Yellow trying, and failing, to get a fudge brownie into an M&M.
• The trailer for Shrek's Ogre-sized M&Ms: Shrek almost tricks Yellow into kissing Red under the guise of breaking a magic spell, and Donkey mistakes the sun for a giant yellow M&M.
• The entire "Inside Jokes" interactive Facebook ad features some rather hilarious snide jokes from Pretzel Guy.
  "Thank you. Thank you. Just wanna say that I am not happy to be here. [audience laughs] ...That wasn't a joke."
  "You know the best part about being inside an M&M? [Beat] That wasn't rhetorical. Seriously, what is it? Because I'm at a loss here! It sure ain't the views."
  "You ever have one of those days when you wake up and you have no idea where you are? Yeeaaah, that never happens to me..."
  "When I was a kid, my mother used to tell me, 'Don't make that knotted-up face at me! It'll stick like that!' I said, 'Ma, I'm a pretzel.' Ba-dum boom!"
  "So, one time, I got in a little fender bender, and the cop says, 'Do you wanna press charges? Were you assaulted?' I say, 'Of course I'm salted. I'm a pretzel!' 'Oohhh...'"
  "I will tell you, there are a few things you need to know if you're gonna live inside a chocolate candy. One: You're gonna have to leave the big screen at the curb. Two: You will never see your mail again. Three, and this is probably the most important piece of advice... Try not to live inside a chocolate candy! [audience laughs] You notice how everyone's laughing but me?"
  "My mother, she's always concerned about my safety. The other day, she asked me, 'Does your place have one of those panic rooms?' I said, 'Ma. Panic room? The whole room panics!'"
  "You know, when I was a kid, I wanted to be an astronaut. I thought I'd be the first pretzel in space! Now... I'm the first pretzel in no space."
• In this commercial, Orange goes to a diner, where he rants about how he's tired of being tracked down like a wild animal just because he's a Crispy M&M. He then says that nobody knows what it's like to be hunted down for food, getting the attention of a turkey. Upon seeing said turkey, Orange tells the chef to hold the turkey burger he ordered.