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Mario
Let’s-a go!
Everybody's favorite plumber and the opponent of all of the World 1 songs, along with Balls. He's also playable in Cross Console Crash.
- Nice Guy: He has a completely friendly rap battle with Boyfriend in all of World 1, and even helps him in his quest to save Girlfriend.
- Playing with Fire: As Fire Mario, he can shoot fire from his hands.
- Red Is Heroic: He is Mario after all.
- Sir Swears Alot: Although he only talks one other time in the rest of the mod, in the Balls song, he sings a song where he tells his enemies to suck his balls to the tune of the Starman theme.
Luigi
Suck my balls!
Mario's cowardly younger brother. He's the opponent of Deep Deep Voyage and 2 Player Game, he's also playable on Cross Console Clash and Balls.
- Friendly Rival: Although it's ambiguous if Mario and Sonic's rivalry is as friendly as it's usually depicted as, but during his part against Tails, he's very visibly enjoying singing.
- Maximum Hp Reduction: Power Ups don’t spawn during 2 Player Game, making each hit permanent.
- Oh, Crap!: Has a big one when trying to wrangle a giant cheep cheep.
Bob-Omb
A Bob-Omb that wants to sing with Boyfriend. He's the opponent of Hop Hop Heights.
- Anvil on Head: Essentially how he meets Boyfriend.
- Cartoon Bomb: As usual.
Bowser
Beat me, and maybe I’ll give you a bigger cage! Bwahahaha!
The king of the Koopas. He kidnapped Girlfriend and kickstarted Boyfriend's quest around the Mushroom Kingdom. He's fought during Koopa Armada
- Big Bad: Who else but Bowser would be the main antagonist of a Mario mod?
- No Indoor Voice: What did you expect from the Koopa King himself?
- Offscreen Moment of Awesome: He managed to kidnap Girlfriend, who's a demon who (according to
Word of God) is strong enough to wipe out an entire army fairly easily, starting Boyfriend's quest around the Mushroom Kingdom.
Freeplay
Foreman Spike
The antagonist from Wrecking Crew. He's the opponent of Destruction Dance before a certain someone decides to do a Hostile Show Takeover.
- Giving Someone the Pointer Finger: He does this in his right pose. He often does it several times in a row.
- Stuff Blowing Up: He gets blown up by a bomb, thanks to Waluigi.
Spoiler Character
Wah-ha-ha! Time for Waluigi!
Luigi's Lean and Mean rival and Wario's partner-in-crime, it’s Waluigi himself. He does a Hostile Show Takeover on Foreman Spike during Destruction Dance.
- The Bad Guy Wins: He manages to defeat Boyfriend by blowing him up with a bomb at the end of Destruction Dance.
- Dynamic Entry: He drops down after blowing up a bomb next to the foreman.
- Large Ham: His defining character trait.
- Walking Spoiler: His appearance halfway through Destruction Dance is the reason why he's labeled as a spoiler character.
Mari0
A version of Mario with a Portal Gun. He's the opponent of Portal Power and is willing to use his shiny new toy.
- Cool Gate: How the portal gun functions.
- Interface Screw: His main gimmick.
Big Boo
A really big Boo. He's the opponent of Boo Blitz and attacks Boyfriend with fire.
- Giant Mook: He’s a ghost. A big, big ghost.
- Playing with Fire: He attacks Boyfriend by trying to burn him with flamethrowers, prompting him to move around the stage while he sings to avoid being fried.
Bullet Bill
A Bullet Bill from a titular fan game and it seems like he’s found a new target in Boyfriend. He’s the opponent of Bullet Time.
- Chase Fight: He’s always chasing Boyfriend during Bullet Time.
Sonic and Tails
Blast away!
Everybody's favorite superfast hedgehog and his best friend. They're the opponents of Cross Console Clash.
- Friendly Enemy: Tails shows shades of this with Luigi.
- The Rival: Considering that Cross Console Clash takes place during the console wars, it’s only natural that Mario and Sonic aren’t on speaking terms.
- Shout-Out: Their voices are the same as the ones they have in the Friday Night Funkin': Tails Gets Trolled mod.
Secret Characters
Small Fire Mario
A small Mario with the Fire Mario color pallette, born because of a glitch. He's the opponent of Wrong Warp.
- Glitch Entity: He's based around a glitch where Small Mario gets Fire Mario's pallette, he's constantly glitching, and seems to reside on a Minus World.
- Reality Warper: Seems to show shades of this, if him crashing his own song is any indication.
Weird Mario
A version of Mario that has consumed a Weird Mushroom. He's the opponent of First Level :).
- Breaking the Fourth Wall: Every time a “Bah!” is heard, he stares at the camera.
- Cloud Cuckoo Lander: Assuming he’s the one who wrote the description for First Level :), he’s got some very out there ideas for his course.
Game Boy Camera Face
Who are you running from?
A very creepy face from Game Boy Camera. He's the opponent of Green Screen.- Ambiguously Evil: Although, there isn't any indication that he wants to harm Boyfriend, his unsettling appearance and the fact that he's canonically best friends with GB do raise some eyebrows about his intentions.
- Art Shift: He’s animated like his appearance in Game Boy Camera.
