Subspace Radio has many DJs. Here's a list!
aCe
One of Subspace Radio's Upper Gurus. When he's not spinning tracks on his show, he's making pizza.
Tropes:
Artman
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Berryshine
The Orb of SoundThe Brony King
When we say he's The Brony King, we're not kidding.
Tropes:
- Hide Your Gays: Averted. He is most definitely out of the closet.
Big Mike
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Concentus
The Borg Boombox
He's awesome
A liberated Borg, DJ Concentus (pronounced "Konkentus") is one of Subspace Radio's more... erm... "colorful" people. Aside from managing the bots at the IRC he speaks what's on his mind and has a bizarre alter-ego who calls himself Captain Harrington, owner and proprietor of *deep breath* Captain Harrington's Interstellar Antimatter-Powered Trade Emporium and Replimat (formerly Captain Harrington's Interstellar Antimatter-Powered Electro-Plasma Tentacled Advertising Androids Emporium and Replimat). When we say that he hates Tribble with the mighty power of a thousand burning suns... um... we're not even getting close to perfectly describing how much he hates Tribble.
Tropes:
- Alter-Ego Acting: Concentus's fast-talking, originally-a-one-off-joke, commerce magnate alter-ego of Captain Frank Harrington, Owner and Proprietor of Captain Harrington's Interstellar Antimatter-Powered Trade Emporium and Replimat (formerly Captain Harrington's Interstellar Antimatter-Powered Electro-Plasma Tentacled Advertising Androids Emporium and Replimat) seemingly appears in more station material than Concentus himself.
- Heel–Face Turn: He's a Liberated Borg. He was assimilated while on assignment and was promptly liberated by a crack MACO unit. Now he moonlights as a DJ on the subspace airwaves. If you need music, if you need to be saved from Tribble, and if he's within comm range, then maybe you can hear - DJ Concentus.
- Middle-Management Mook: He's on the Station Operations team.
- Older Alter Ego: Grayson Harrington, Interquadrant News anchorman and host of Talk on the Galaxy.
- Stone Wall: Believes that the true form of Federation gameplay is that of the tank. Resist all the damage!
- Techno Wizard: In the game - Starfleet Engineer. At the station - the crazy person that manages the IRC bots [spoiler: he hates Tribble], carepackage, and a few other technological things. In real life - Mysterious Information Technology Wizard of the Frozen North, or as he puts it "My Little Helpdesk: Information Technology is Magic."
- Unpronounceable Alias: He gave up on trying to enforce a classical Latin pronunciation of his name (/konˈken.tus/) and will accept the medieval pronunciation.
Darek
The Ranger Tracking Station
One of Us. One of Us. Tends to play either Video Game/TV/Movie Soundtracks or Heavy Mithril. Has also contributed to this specific sentence.
Tropes:
- Ambiguous Syntax: Is the station a place for rangers to track? Is it a station from which to track rangers? Is it a ranger tracking Station? The world may never care.
- Hypocritical Humor
- Self-Deprecating Humor: "If *I* can DJ, *anybody* can DJ!"
- Suspiciously Specific Denial: "I've never heard of this 'bay of pirates' of which you speak!
Erroch
Destination UnknownPlays dance music.
Tropes:
- Middle-Management Mook: He's on the Station Operations team.
Grom
The Neutral ZoneSubspace Radio's Only Ferengi DJ.
His repertoire includes Queen, Aerosmith, and other such artists of legend. But that aside, he truly is the only Ferengi DJ on Subspace Radio. All those other Ferengi you hear on the radio? They paid him to be on there. But, that being said, it's not like he has a choice to be that only Ferengi DJ: it's part of his mandated community service, something that, considering what his race is, is equitable to a Fate Worse than Death. But just because he's suffering that doesn't mean he can't have fun with it. Whenever he hosts The Neutral Zone he invites all of the ladies to party with him on Drozana Station's bar (or wherever he's currently standing, which is presumably higher ground) while everyone else stays below on "sniffers' row". The ladies are given the... um... "opportunity" to give him free oo-mox (which is, effectively, giving the head and lobes a good massage to prevent fungus from growing on them) while those on "sniffers' row" can only smell their pheremones and wish for the same.
Tropes:
- Early-Installment Weirdness: In his early days Grom sounded much more like an Expy of Quark and, as his present iteration says, "sucked."
- The Casanova
Ham
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Hawk
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James Picard
The Galactic GearshiftIs the main Heavy Metal DJ. Melts the faces of people on a weekly basis.
Tropes:
- To Do Later
Jayce
The Temporal AnomalyAt least once a week his TARDIS lands long enough to broadcast to the universe the latest in news, rock, and all things timey-wimey.
Tropes:
- ?
Jay Gat Z
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Jhen
The Blue FrequencyAn Andorian who is the main proprietor of ch'Aniri Blue Andorian Ale. His In-Universe ads for the stuff are affectionate parodies of the legendary "Most Interesting Man in the World" ads for Dos Eqqis beer.
Tropes
- Affectionate Parody: His ads for ch'Aniri Blue Andorian Ale are all parodies of "The Most Interesting Man in the World" ads.
- Trademark Favorite Drink: He sure does love his ch'Aniri Blue.
Kim Sharp
The Stellar DriftOne of the more popular DJs. Plays... whatever she happens to feel like at the time.
Tropes:
- Hide Your Lesbians: Averted. She destroyed her closet with a Romulan Disruptor years ago.
Photon
The Potonic ShockwaveTropes:
- Need to be added
Smaca
The Renegade SystemPlays mostly gangsta music.
Tropes:
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Tribble
The Evil Jukebox of DOOM!In all reality, this DJ... isn't. Serving as a "Jukebox" program in-between shows, this thing In-Universe is a Tribble that snuck into the station late at night one time when the station's door was left unlocked (though some postulate that it was Yumene that smuggled it in). Seeing that it hasn't reproduced since that time, it's most likely an artificial intelligence. Yumene deeply adores it while Concentus... well... loathes it with the burning passion of a thousand suns.
Tropes:
- A.I. Is a Crapshoot
- Artificial Brilliance: Once upon a time this thing behaved so much like Cleverbot in the IRC that one wouldn't be unforgiven for thinking it was a person.
- Artificial Stupidity: !airlock himselfTribble: *shoves himself into the airlock, closes the door, presses the big red button to open the outer doors, and watches them float away*
Yumene
The Tribble Queen
Like Berryshine before, when we say that she's The Tribble Queen, we're not kidding.
