History Characters / SubspaceRadio

His repertoire includes {{Music/Queen}}, {{Music/Aerosmith}}, and other such artists of legend. But that aside, he truly is the only Ferengi DJ on Subspace Radio. All those other Ferengi you hear on the radio? They paid him to be on there. But, that being said, it's not like he has a choice to be that only Ferengi DJ: it's part of his mandated community service, something that, considering [[ProudMerchantRaceGuy what his race is]], is equitable to a FateWorseThanDeath. But just because he's suffering that doesn't mean he can't have fun with it. Whenever he hosts ''The Neutral Zone'' he invites all of the ladies to party with him on Drozana Station's bar (or wherever he's currently standing, which is presumably higher ground) while everyone else stays below on "sniffers' row". The ladies are given the... um... "opportunity" to give him free ''oo-mox'' (which is, effectively, giving the head and lobes a good massage to prevent fungus from growing on them) while those on "sniffers' row" can only smell their pheremones and wish for the same.

* {{Loads and Loads of Characters}}: All of her alts would require a character page by themselves.

* {{Loads and Loads of Characters}}: Has a ton of alts, rarely plays on them other than to use them to train bridge officers for random people.

A [[HeelFaceTurn liberated Borg]], DJ Concentus (pronounced "Konkentus") is one of Subspace Radio's more... erm... "colorful" people. Aside from managing the bots at the IRC he speaks what's on his mind and has a bizarre alter-ego who calls himself [[IntrepidMerchant Captain Harrington]], owner and proprietor of *[[OverlyLongName deep breath]]* [[TryToFitThatOnABusinessCard Captain Harrington's Interstellar Antimatter-Powered Trade Emporium and Replimat]] (formerly [[TryToFitThatOnABusinessCard Captain Harrington's Interstellar Antimatter-Powered Electro-Plasma Tentacled Advertising Androids Emporium and Replimat]]). When we say that he hates Tribble with the mighty power of a thousand burning suns... um... [[{{Understatement}} we're not even getting close to perfectly describing how much he hates Tribble]].

In all reality, this DJ... isn't. Serving as a "Jukebox" program in-between shows, this thing InUniverse is a Tribble that snuck into the station late at night one time when the station's door was left unlocked (though some postulate that it was Yumene that smuggled it in). Seeing that it hasn't reproduced since that time, it's most likely an artificial intelligence. Yumene deeply adores it while Concentus... well... to say "loathes it with the burning passion of a thousand suns" would be an '''{{Understatement}}.'''

* OneOfUs: '''DUH!'''

OneOfUs. '''[[OneOfUs ONE OF US]]'''. Tends to play either Video Game/TV/Movie Soundtracks or HeavyMithril. Has also contributed to this specific sentence.

* OneOfUs: Along with the above statement, Darek is responsible for much of what you see on this page.

* [[LoveItOrHateIt Love him or hate him]]

* [[LoveItOrHateIt Love it or hate it]]

* AmbiguousSyntax: Is the station a place for rangers to track? Is it a station from which to track rangers? Is it a ranger tracking [[BillAndTedsBogusJourney Station?]] The world may never care.

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A [[HeelFaceTurn liberated Borg]], DJ Concentus (pronounced "Conchentus") is one of Subspace Radio's more... erm... "colorful" people. Aside from managing the bots at the IRC he speaks what's on his mind and has a bizarre alter-ego who calls himself [[IntrepidMerchant Captain Harrington]], owner and proprietor of *[[OverlyLongName deep breath]]* [[TryToFitThatOnABusinessCard Captain Harrington's Interstellar Antimatter-Powered Trade Emporium and Replimat]] (formerly [[TryToFitThatOnABusinessCard Captain Harrington's Interstellar Antimatter-Powered Electro-Plasma Tentacled Advertising Androids Emporium and Replimat]]). When we say that he hates Tribble with the mighty power of a thousand burning suns... um... [[{{Understatement}} we're not even getting close to perfectly describing how much he hates Tribble]].

The Brony King and host of ''The Orb of Sound''.

An Andorian who is the main proprietor of ch'Niri Blue Andorian Ale. His InUniverse ads for the stuff are [[AffectionateParody affectionate parodies]] of the [[MemeticMutation legendary]] "Most Interesting Man in the World" ads for Dos Eqqis beer.

* AffectionateParody: His ads for ch'Niri Blue Andorian Ale are all parodies of "The Most Interesting Man in the World" ads.
* [[TrademarkFavoriteFood Trademark Favorite Drink]]: He sure does love his ch'Niri Blue.

The Ranger Tracking Station

Plays... music? We'd have to assume so since his repertoire includes {{Music/Queen}}, {{Music/Aerosmith}}, and other such artists of legend. But that aside, he truly is the only Ferengi DJ on Subspace Radio. All those other Ferengi you hear on the radio? They paid him to be on there. But, that being said, it's not like he has a choice to be that only Ferengi DJ: it's part of his mandated community service, something that, considering [[ProudMerchantRaceGuy what his race is]], is equitable to a FateWorseThanDeath. But just because he's suffering that doesn't mean he can't have fun with it. Whenever he hosts ''The Neutral Zone'' he invites all of the ladies to party with him on Drozana Station's bar (or wherever he's currently standing, which is presumably higher ground) while everyone else stays below on "sniffers' row". The ladies are given the... um... "opportunity" to give him free ''oo-mox'' (which is, effectively, giving the head and lobes a good massage to prevent fungus from growing on them) while those on "sniffers' row" can only smell their pheremones and wish for the same.

!! Tropes

* {{HideYourLesbians}}: [[AvertedTrope Averted]]. She destroyed her closet with a Romulan Disruptor years ago.

* HeelFaceTurn: He's a liberated Borg.
* LoadsandLoadsofCharacters: Has a ton of alts, rarely plays on them other than to use them to train bridge officers for random people.

* {{HideYourLesbians: [[AvertedTrope Averted]]. She destroyed her closet with a Romulan Disruptor years ago.

The Borg Boombox

* Go here

Subspace Radio has many DJs. Here's a list!

!aCe

One of Subspace Radio's Upper Gurus

* Tropes go here

!BerryShine

The Brony King

{{Hide Your Gays}}: Averted. He is *very* out of the closet.

* They go here

One of us. ONE OF US. Tends to play either Video Game/TV/Movie Soundtracks or {{Heavy Mithril}}. Has also contributed to this specific sentence.

* {{Hypocritical Humor}}
* {{Self Deprecating Humor}}: "If *I* can DJ, *anybody* can DJ!"
* {{Suspiciously Specific Denial}}: "I've never heard of this 'bay of pirates' of which you speak!

Destination Unknown

The Only Ferengi DJ

Plays... music?

* To Do Later

The Galactic Gearshift

The Blue Frequency

Andorian

* Exist

The Steller Drift

One of the more popular DJs. Plays... whatever she happens to feel like at the time.

* {{Hide Your Lesbians}}: Averted. She destroyed her closet with a Romulan Disruptor years ago.

* Main/ThisIsForEmphasisBitch

* {{AI is a Crapshoot}}
* {{Artificial Stupidity}}: !airlock himself
** Tribble: *shoves himself into the airlock, closes the door, presses the big red button to open the outer doors, and watches them float away*

* {{Badass Adorable}}
* {{Innocent Innuendo}}

* This is for emphasis, bitch!