That's a HORRIBLE adaptation!

The MASSIVE amount of property damage lead the sponsors to pull the plug, and that's before the race even made it out of the starting city. Any amounts of film that somehow survived the mayhem is used as Stock Footage for documentaries related to what becomes known as "The Great Amazing Race Debacle".

The Day After Tomorrow, by Tite Kubo.

edited 19th Dec '12 12:07:54 PM by tennessean

It was not only badass but it parodied the various sterotypes of typical disaster movies.

All of the Mario Bros games on drugs. All of them.

Just imagine those videos with someone playing Super Mario Bros. that are heavily edited to make it look like Mario's on weed that I can't find.

Fuwa Fuwa Time by Michael Jackson.

Unfortunately, the so-called King of Pop can't sing the lyrics in Japanese, so he hires an expensive translator to figure out the words in English, losing a lot in the translation.

On that note, Mugi-chan as the hostess of Iron Chef America.

Pretty much the same except for three things:

• She's a lot nicer than Chef Ramsey.
• Much Engrish ensues.
• Afterschool Tea Time does the theme song (it's that one song about rice).

Keeping the K-On train rolling, Skrillex - Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites (Afterschool Tea Time Remix)

It causes a lot of controversy among the fanbase—some like it, and some don't. Don't mention it on certain forums, lest you cause an Internet Backdraft.

Twister by Rumiko Takahashi.

The male and female leads have Belligerent Sexual Tension now, until the end where they finally admit they love each other. Other than that, it's pretty much the same, except 50% more of a Cliché Storm, naturally.

Human Traffic by Kyoto Animation.

edited 22nd Dec '12 9:59:29 AM by PhysicalStamina

Interspersed between clips from Nichijou are the collective casts of Lucky Star and Haruhi Suzumiya talking about the kind of drugs their producers had to have taken after making their shows.

Fat Bastard, an E! True Hollywood Story.

edited 22nd Dec '12 10:29:53 AM by WillyFourEyes

The story though confusing becomes a cult classic.

Super Mario Bros The Anime.

See the Super Mario Bros OVA from the 80's.

God Of War: The Slice of Life Visual Novel.

Six words. "I WISH TO PURCHASE PIE, WOMAN!"

Fallout New Vegas, The musical!

A multiple choice musical, in which the audience decides on which choices the courier makes. And also, Villain songs for each of the main factions!

Metroid, by the way of Warren Specter.

"Oh my god Samus a bomb!" doesn't quite have the same ring to it. Still, players liken the game to the Metroid Prime trilogy, and it moves a decent amount of copies.

Hyperdimension Neptunia, but instead of Eastern (mostly Japan) game companies, every character is represented by a Western (North America, South America, European) game company. Bonus points for descriptions.

Valve is a Big Beautiful Woman and Gentle Giant, EA is a Corrupt Corporate Executive Emotionless Girl with a Money Fetish, Rareware is a Jaded Washout and Mean Brit due to working under her Control Freak of a boss, Microsoft. Blizzard is a basement dwelling Hikikomori (I think that's how you spell it) as a Take That! to World Of Warcraft players, and Bethesda is... TBA.

Quentin Tarantino's American adaption of Battle Royale.

edited 23rd Dec '12 12:09:53 PM by PhysicalStamina

Merry christmas because this is some awesome crap. The movie's vintage aesthetic is, however, so Tarantino it may end up as a shot for shot remake. Just expect some feet or something to show up prominently.

Fantasia, the Disney Channel original series.

edited 24th Dec '12 1:30:57 PM by sonofkong

It sucks just as much as one expects.

Sonic The Hedgehog as a Visual Novel.

A game specifically developed for those who didn't think Sonic Labyrinth was slow enough. It's even harder to depict the struggles of video games' "king of speed" when the text moves about as fast as the O.J. Simpson murder trial.

Sabrina, the Team Fortress 2 Witch: The Audiobook.

People who listen to it share the assumed fate of the listeners of the original Lavender Town theme song.

Equius Zahhak as the main character in Shadow The Hedgehog.

It was the single best game in existence, hands down, and everyone exploded with feels.

Real Life, the Video Game

edited 24th Dec '12 4:09:13 PM by eldritchseer

It sucks.

The Familiar Of Zero with Timon and Pumbaa as the main characters.

Timon takes Zero's place, with Pumbaa being his familiar. The show also used elements from their own spinoff show.

Duke Nukem, the OVA

edited 24th Dec '12 8:35:43 PM by EarlOfSandvich

Duke is now attempting to court a princess while battling a demon with magic as opposed to guns.

Spongebob Squarepants the 18th century folk song, with a guest rap from Tech N9ne.

edited 25th Dec '12 1:46:08 AM by KingOfNerds

Spongebob and company partake in thrilling adventures that satirize the aspects of 18th century society, while managing to put a couple of marine biology/fart jokes that slip past the audiences' minds.

Then Tech N9ne appears, and the rest of the ballad is about how Tech N9ne could easily hand the Jokerr's ass in a plate, if he cared even in the slightest.

Bioshock, by Rumiko Takahashi.

edited 25th Dec '12 2:32:00 AM by eternalNoob

A story from the oh so beautifully drawn little sister's point of view, as Frank Fontaine and the Big Daddy's have stylish anime battles over her that may or may not be sexually motivated. Interspersed with some slice of life comedy and a few monologues.

Punch Out: The Fight Club Edition (It would be awesome if you provided a few quotes.)

The first rule of Punch-Out!!! is that you do not talk about Punch-Out!!!.

The second rule of Punch-Out!!! is that you DO NOT talk about Punch-Out!!!.

Vocaloid: The fighting game.

(Actually, that would kick ass.)